MotorCity Mayhem

[QUOTE=WoodMan81;5571697]This whole thing is funny and mainly weird.

Like, we get it that you think she's great; ok, message received. But to keep on fighting about it when someone says the comments are redundant is the weird part, mainly because it comes off as management / extra advertising for her OR your ego is so bruised by their rebuttal that you have to respond. Not a great look either way IMHO. I'd suggest letting it go but do as you will.[/QUOTE]I'd be surprised if nobody saw this one coming. This guy replies to nearly everyone's posts. That way, he can't really be ignored, now can he?

Thus, the stage has been set, with well-crafted skill. Now the curtain is raised, and it's time for his closeup.

I'll have more cheese on my popcorn.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5570361]Nah, you're just being a douche canoe, now.

You said that someone was pimping T; I wouldn't say that you were pimping Mandie. More like you are being her professional mgmt team.

Some have said that you were white knighting her. That's preposterous. You would be a brown knight, as your nose is stuffed so far up her ass.[/QUOTE]The guy is delusional. He sent me a private msg a few days ago spazzing out that I called Mandie "a bit of a butter face", then he went on to accuse me of being that T girls pimp. I've never seen T. I've never said anything positive about her either. To top it off he accused me of creating fake accounts to slander Mandie with bad reviews.

LOL.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5572658]The guy is delusional. He sent me a private msg a few days ago spazzing out that I called Mandie "a bit of a butter face", then he went on to accuse me of being that T girls pimp. I've never seen T. I've never said anything positive about her either. To top it off he accused me of creating fake accounts to slander Mandie with bad reviews.

LOL.[/QUOTE]I think he is actually her brother. If she's a butt ass face then he probably is too, and so are the parents. I don't get what he sees in her. She is not very attractive, that's for sure.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5572658]The guy is delusional. He sent me a private msg a few days ago spazzing out that I called Mandie "a bit of a butter face", then he went on to accuse me of being that T girls pimp. I've never seen T. I've never said anything positive about her either. To top it off he accused me of creating fake accounts to slander Mandie with bad reviews.

LOL.[/QUOTE]If you want to be a white knight, let him he'll learn.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5572658]The guy is delusional. He sent me a private msg a few days ago spazzing out that I called Mandie "a bit of a butter face", then he went on to accuse me of being that T girls pimp. I've never seen T. I've never said anything positive about her either. To top it off he accused me of creating fake accounts to slander Mandie with bad reviews.

LOL.[/QUOTE]She definitely is a butter face.

I found him annoying before but now he seems to need to post his opinion and commentary on just about every new post on the Detroit escort section. I hate know it all's. LOL.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5574393]I found him annoying before but now he seems to need to post his opinion and commentary on just about every new post on the Detroit escort section. I hate know it all's. LOL.[/QUOTE]Yup. As several have already mentioned, he craves the attention. Most senior members take years to get to 200+ posts; he did it in a few months. A lot of seniors have been hobbying for decades, and show that they know the ropes of the arenas of escorts, clubs, massage, and the streets; they don't proclaim it, they just supply good info. The experienced senior mongers have forgotten more than this jagoff ever knew.

Oh, who's buying the popcorn for the budding bromance between him and "Lothario"?

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5575105]I made a couple of discoveried I thought I'd share.

First, if you write a PM and include the word "Admin" in the title, the message will not send. You get a really obscure server error instead.

Second, I THINK I just discovered (news to me) the purpose of the Motor City Mayhem forum. A bunch of posts from the now infamous "Mandie / Mandy" thread got dumped there, I suspect by the forum admin because they devolved into ad-hominem attacks that didn't server the purpose of this forum. Can anyone confirm this for me?[/QUOTE]Just can't get anything past this guy, well other than partying among providers, doesn't mean smoking dope. Yup, this is the fight thread. Too bad that the name of the thread, Motor City Mayhem, wasn't a clue as to the contents of the posts.

"Oopie doopie, he-um genius. ".

Sorry for the obscure references (especially this one for those old enough to remember Go Go Gophers cartoons).

I've only been on this board for a couple years but never, ever seen someone with so many posts still be a "Regular'? Rather odd.

On a completely separate note, can someone tell me about Mandie? .

Stay safe,

J.

[QUOTE=Tommy101;5571784]I'm just trying to figure out why you have 226 post but are a regular member?[/QUOTE]

I wish someone would accuse me of being a Pimp.

J.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5570361]Nah, you're just being a douche canoe, now.

You said that someone was pimping T; I wouldn't say that you were pimping Mandie. More like you are being her professional mgmt team.

Some have said that you were white knighting her. That's preposterous. You would be a brown knight, as your nose is stuffed so far up her ass.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JamieGreek2019;5575654]I've only been on this board for a couple years but never, ever seen someone with so many posts still be a "Regular'? Rather odd.

On a completely separate note, can someone tell me about Mandie? .

Stay safe,

J.[/QUOTE]As I recall, a member transitions from regular to senior after six months, but it isn't automatic.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5575875]As I recall, a member transitions from regular to senior after six months, but it isn't automatic.[/QUOTE]You're correct. It's 6 months, and a minimum number of posts (25) plus NO infractions. A reminder email to the Admin is often needed.

[QUOTE=JamieGreek2019;5575664]I wish someone would accuse me of being a Pimp.

J.[/QUOTE]Waving my wand. "You're a Pimp!

[QUOTE=RayLatoole;5576690]Waving my wand. "You're a Pimp![/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO!

Best laugh of the day already! Thank you!

I saw good reviews in the past so I thought I would give it a shot.

I drive 40+ miles to get to her area. She attempted to call me but I was in a conference call during the drive.

She then says she doesn't have time for my games when I reach out.

WTF?

[URL]https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home[/URL]

[QUOTE=Jjjapd;5580115]I saw good reviews in the pinast so I thought I would give it a shot.

I drive 40+ miles to get to her area. She attempted to call me but I was in a conference call during the drive.

She then says she doesn't have time for my games when I reach out.

WTF?

[URL]https://msbonitadiaz.wixsite.com/home[/URL][/QUOTE]My earliest lesson as a monger was : don't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger. A closely related lesson, always have a plan B.

I ended up back dooring her with my app number. Made up a name and all systems were go. A pleasant experience, everything was on the menu, however I'm typically an oral kind of guy. I will return for a four handed experience.

Part of me wants to tell her that it was me that she shafted. Although You never know how a provider will respond.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;5580232]My early lesson as a monger, don't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger. A closely related lesson, have a plan B.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;5580232]My earliest lesson as a monger was : don't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger. A closely related lesson, always have a plan B.[/QUOTE]I would modify that a little bit, maybe — I drove 45 minutes to see an escort recommended by TeeTime69, and it worked out very well.

No, he did not pay me to say that. But I'll accept one, LOL.

I have received other personal recommendations here on other escorts that have been good choices as well.

Huh?

I'm Confused by your comment?

[QUOTE=WinterKnight;5580245]I would modify that a little bit, maybe I drove 45 minutes to see an escort recommended by TeeTime69, and it worked out very well.

No, he did not pay me to say that. But I'll accept one, LOL.

I have received other personal recommendations here on other escorts that have been good choices as well.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Jjjapd;5581175]Huh?

I'm Confused by your comment?[/QUOTE]Sorry for the confusion: TeeTime69 said he wouldn't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger, based only on recommendations because of the risk of a no-show; I said I would modify his advice a little bit because I drove 45 minutes to meet a stranger he recommended to me personally, which worked out fabulously.

[QUOTE=TeeTime69;5580232]My earliest lesson as a monger was : don't drive more than 20-25 minutes to meet a stranger. A closely related lesson, always have a plan B.[/QUOTE]I only wish I could drive 25 minutes or less to find a provider. Except for the infamous Pontiac House I haven't come across one that's less than a 25-30 min drive.

Plan B is a must. If you're out near DTW you ought to have a Plan C, D and E as well. That probably applies to all the concentrated hotspots.

[QUOTE=OaklandT309;5581410]I only wish I could drive 25 minutes or less to find a provider. Except for the infamous Pontiac House I haven't come across one that's less than a 25-30 min drive.

Plan B is a must. If you're out near DTW you ought to have a Plan C, D and E as well. That probably applies to all the concentrated hotspots.[/QUOTE]I thought you ddnt read this thread?

[QUOTE=HeeJunk;5582215]I thought you ddnt read this thread?[/QUOTE]I thought I'd go slumming.

It's an honor to be so infamous and you remember every word I write.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5613626]For those that remember Seinfield, I had an experience recently that reminded me of the episode about "The Soup Nazi". Basically, the Seinfeld gang discover this guy who sells New York's best soups but is excessively regimented in his customer service. You must stand patiently in line, avert your eyes, do nothing you are not told to do and know exactly what you want so you can speak immediately and accurately when it is your turn. AND DON'T ASK QUESTIONS!

I got ghosted last week so I started clicking through LC to see who was posting. I know Sydney has had some iffy reviews in the past but she is such an adorable little spinner that the little head went for broke. Amazingly, she texted back within a half hour. I deleted the thread from my phone, but it went something like this:

Sydney: ANY GRAPHIC LANGUAGE WILL IMMEDIATELY END THIS CONVERSATION. AGE, RACE AND NAME?

LPK: (gave the required info)

Sydney: FACE PIC.

LPK: (probably foolishly, the little head sent a half face pic. I'm trusting she has as much to lose as I do)

SYDNEY: SS, HHR OR HR?

LPK: HOUR.

Sydney: Go to such-and-such business at this-and-that intersection and text me for further instructions.

At this point I wuz pretty much home free, but given my recent experience with another spinner I blurted out:

LPK: I'm a pretty big guy, does that pose any problems?

SYDNEY: WHY ARE YOU ASKING QUESTIONS? ARE YOU TRYING TO ENTRAP ME?

LPK: No ma'am, just trying to make sure we're compatible, that's all

SYDNEY: I'll pass (a virtual "NO PUSSY FOR YOU!")

LPK: Sorry we weren't able to make it work. Love your pics!

And so my spinner search continues. I was probably too big for her anyway (sour grapes). I'm pretty sure I'm blocked now. If any other mongers have a mind to try to meet her, learn from my mistakes.


Soup Nazi: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euLQOQNVzgY[/URL]
https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/michigan/detroit/69408565
https://sumosear.ch/phone/586-315-5090[/QUOTE]If only your monger brain was as big as your dick is.

Amazing that you think you're the first big dick that hookers have encountered in several millenia.

You should go Costanza; you know do the opposite of what your brain says.

Thank you for the seemingly endless laughs.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5613676]If only your monger brain was as big as your dick is.

Amazing that you think you're the first big dick that hookers have encountered in several millenia.

You should go Costanza; you know do the opposite of what your brain says.

Thank you for the seemingly endless laughs.[/QUOTE]LMFAO, never seen someone talk of their size as much as this cat.

[QUOTE=SalBass;5613711]LMFAO, never seen someone talk of their size as much as this cat.[/QUOTE]I mean that other than the fact that each week he remembers to tell us that he is 60.

Just think. In five years he can tell us about his Medicare card.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5613676]If only your monger brain was as big as your dick is.

Amazing that you think you're the first big dick that hookers have encountered in several millenia.

You should go Costanza; you know do the opposite of what your brain says.

Thank you for the seemingly endless laughs.[/QUOTE]No pussy for you! Come back in 1 year.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;5634215]It's been several years since I visited either. Today I hit both at the end of day shift. Henry's was horrid. Maybe 5 girls there but none interested me. The chick dancing on stage when I walked in was a complete land whale. Talk about a shocker. When she did some twerking on the pole it was just tidal waves of blubber. I had one beer and got the fuck out of there. Maybe I just caught them on an off day.

Got the pass to bogarts and headed over there. Here it was a little better but not much. Plenty of girls that should be put out to pasture. One definite gilf who will be needing a walker soon to get on stage. Upon entry I was immediately attacked by a senior, southern blonde who called herself Price maybe? She said let's fuck, I said no way. She would have to pay me. The only one that appealed to me was a tall, middle aged, long haired brunette who sat down next to me at the bar. She had a nice figure. Ass was thick but a very lean body overall. She was sexy to me, but her attitude was a total turn off. Didn't even catch a name. I also had the pleasure of witnessing a little employee insurrection. There was an extremely tiny black chick (who's attitude appeared to be even worse then The chick I liked) hanging with some dude at the bar. When the DJ called for all girls on day shift to take the stage, she didn't go up. The DJ came out to the bar and told her to get her tiny ass on stage in those exact words. Very reluctantly, she slowly made her way to the stage and basically just stood there with her purse in her arm..she must of had gold bars in there. Judging from her work attitude, she must be a card carrying member of the Democratic Party. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

In conclusion, maybe it was just an off day for both
Clubs. If not, it was a definite all time low from what I remember. I know these are bottom of the barrel clubs, but PLEASE.

JD[/QUOTE]Every single Republican voter in my family has been (willingly) unemployed for years and / or addicted to various narcotics. Waiting for the "jobs to come back". Never apply when they do. On disability for things they don't really have. Every one of them.

Liberal me? I work usually 50+ hours a week. Big house. College degree. Living my dream.

You're an idiot. Or you made that shot because you're (probably) racist. Or both.

[QUOTE=SalBass;5645796]Ummm yeah she's had kids but your size was hurting her. Give me a break, never heard so much nonsense. Have you ever done a review not talking about your "size"?[/QUOTE]No. No he can't stop talking about his dick. Sounds like he is John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, combined. He really is an impressive dude. Because of him all of the girls that we want to see are going to be cavernous. You go girl!

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5645723]I had a very nice first visit with Sabrina (the SP formerly known as Aaliyah) last week and had a great time. Like the old comic book character / Saturday morning cartoon show, I found Sabrina bewitching.

I texted her on short notice and received a fairly prompt reply. Comms were pretty good, She works out of a hotel in Southfield just off the Lodge which is very clean and safe but difficult (for me) to locate using Google Maps. The entrance is immediately after a large intersection and looks like the entrance to a nearby gas station. I blew 15 minutes getting lost. Her room is very nice and she keeps it very tidy. No evidence of candy use.

Sabrina lists her age as 33 which probably makes her the most honest provider posting because (IMHO) she could easily pass for 27. She's petite (5'2") with a cute, slightly exotic face, a kickin bod with firm, youthfully shaped B-cups and an adorable bubble-butt that is very spankable. She has very firm, soft, smooth, slightly caramel-colored skin that is very nice to touch. She was very pleasant to talk to and she put me at ease quickly, She was fairly enthusiastic and took direction well.

I'm normally an HR kinda guy, but she politely informed me when I arrived that because of my delay we only had time for a HH meeting. Damage for the HH was $200, down from $300 for the HR. Yeah, I know, kinda expensive, but I only indulge every two weeks or so, so what the heck. I jumped on it.

We got promptly down to busness, but I didn't feel rushed. We started with a very nice BBBJ that I had to stop after a few minutes because I didn't want to pop yet. We moved along to a very nice long and agressive DATY session that she seemed to appreciate. I told her I wanted to f* her but couldn't decide how. She suggested CG so she mounted up and rode me nice for several minutes. The view of her bouncing up and down on my baloney pony with her great figure and firm breasts was pushing me close to finishing. Then she surprisingly said "Let's try this" at which point I experienced my first true spin! She flipped her legs over mine and, without breaking contact, spun around from CG to RCG! The move and the view from behind built the tension and a couple oif minutes later she let me know that my size and shape were hurting her so she rotated back to CG. That was all I could take and a minute later I blew hard into the bag. I would have liked to try doggie, but time and staying power did not permit. I'll save that for next time and there will be a next time. One small disappointment: she only does a little mostly closed-mouth kisssing. Overall she took dick very well.

Interestingly, she was also very tidy. She cleaned me, herself and sprayed down the bed with disinfectant which did not offend me but gave me a sense of relief knowing how clean she is. She did all this while carrying on a pleasant conversation and not making me feel rushed.

Will definitely repeat. She left the D to go home to Ohio (everyone has to have at least one flaw, right?) last Friday but she said she'd be back in a couple of weeks.

[URL]https://independent.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/detroit/70489437[/URL]#.

[URL]https://sumosear.ch/phone/727-497-7445[/URL][/QUOTE]Bro, you have a small weiner. It's OK because no one's asking. You are not going to hurt a single one of these girls. Nobody is.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5645903]No. No he can't stop talking about his dick. Sounds like he is John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, combined. He really is an impressive dude. Because of him all of the girls that we want to see are going to be cavernous. You go girl![/QUOTE]Posters in other state threads complain the girls always comeback from the Michigan run busted-out by some guy near Detroit.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5645903]No. No he can't stop talking about his dick. Sounds like he is John Holmes and Ron Jeremy, combined. He really is an impressive dude. Because of him all of the girls that we want to see are going to be cavernous. You go girl![/QUOTE]I'm dead. This shit is hilarious.

[QUOTE=Jd2011;5634215] Judging from her work attitude, she must be a card carrying member of the Democratic Party. Other then that, was it just me, or does the VIP troll look like Mike Ermentrout from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

JD[/QUOTE]Are you this much of an idiot in real life or only online?

[QUOTE=BrkFrStrumpets;5646131]Posters in other state threads complain the girls always comeback from the Michigan run busted-out by some guy near Detroit.[/QUOTE]LoPK shall now be known as " trash can", as none of us will ever be able to hit the sides of their sugar walls, ever again.

We salute you.

[QUOTE=Passenger;5646540]LoPK shall now be known as " trash can", as none of us will ever be able to hit the sides of their sugar walls, ever again.

We salute you.[/QUOTE]Yeah I drove by the big tire today on 94 and thought about him wondered if they could make a 6 pack of condoms for him might be enough rubber there for it.

[QUOTE=SalBass;5645796]Ummm yeah she's had kids but your size was hurting her. Give me a break, never heard so much nonsense. Have you ever done a review not talking about your "size"?[/QUOTE]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl including the fact that she is a bonafide spinner and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in February. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.

[QUOTE=LotharioPK;5646735]I must have misunderstood the purpose of this forum. I thought it was to exchange as much info as possible about providers to steer mongers to the good ones and away from the bad ones. Looks like it has just become another troll convention. I wrote seven paragraphs about a lovely girl and THAT was all you came away with?

SalBassm, I yield to your superior intellect and your typical one line, "she's a pig" posts. You truly have an overwhelming economy with words. And original thoughts.

I'm a big guy. I like small women. I figure there are other mongers who are big guys that like small women. I only mention my magnificent dick when it is relevant, like to inform other mongers which girls can and cannot take dick.

I've posted eleven detailed reviews since I started in Februrary. How many have you posted since then that are anything more than "she did this for that much money and she's a pig"? How many in your 3 1/2 years of posting to this forum?

If you don't like my stuff, don't read it, or better yet, block me, but either way stop wasting everyone's time with your unproductive drival.[/QUOTE]Fair response. I appreciate your reviews.

[QUOTE=EastsideYoung;5646124]Bro, you have a small weiner. It's OK because no one's asking. You are not going to hurt a single one of these girls. Nobody is.[/QUOTE]Is a small Weiner still considered a baloney pony?

He clearly said baloney pony. LOL.

[QUOTE=NeilYoung999;5646769]Is a small Weiner still considered a baloney pony?

He clearly said baloney pony. LOL.[/QUOTE]More than likely a slim jim. It's like people with money for example. You know a mfers broke when they're always tryin to tell you how much money they have. People who really got it don't feel the need to let everyone know everytime they speak.

[QUOTE=TomTigers;5646389]Are you this much of an idiot in real life or only online?[/QUOTE]Give the guy a break, it's just the hip new edgy thing to do is put politics in a place where it's not wanted. Damn liberals. So cool and edgy.