Holding in a fart during a massage
[QUOTE=SCWildRide;3210808]Waste of money pure and simple. Was in the area and thought I would try it out. Old heavy set mamsan gave the TS, good wash but almost drowned me. Led me to a room and along the way the hallway reeked of whatever they were cooking mixed with animal smells, food and water bowl in the hallway with patched up dirty carpet. In the room she dryed me off and Laura me on the table and covered me with towels. Was about 20 min before I saw anyone, heard 4 Asian songs while waiting. Told my self after the 4th was over I would just bolt that's when another older heavy set lady came in. Was a decent rundown, she kept talking to herself. When the flip came had a few more minutes massage then she motioned to me HJ. I told her no thanks and got dressed and left. Lesson learned and only out house fee 60. I don't know if any of you have ever had a massage and try to hold a fart in at the same time but I left with a smile simply because of her talking to herself. Lmao probably mumbling something I didn't care to hear anyway. LOL stay safe fellas.[/QUOTE]That's one time you should have let it rip.