Escort Reviews

I came to town on business today, and just couldn't leave without a visit to the Capitol City's foremost courtesan, Brandi Lynn. As always, Brandi met me with a warm and personal greeting, dressed in an amazing red outfit, and looking great. Unlike most of the, er, distracted providers, Brandi thinks ahead to make your visit memorable and comfortable. She has a clean and well-decorated room. She dresses to impress, in sexy outfits we all WISH that someone would wear for us at home. She take the time to do her hair, her makeup, and to brush her teeth. She smiles. She talks intelligently about just about anything that interests you, and shows genuine interest in about any topic you want to discuss.

As for the skills, nobody in this town can compare. Brandi is a genuine GFE. I can't decide which is softer, her skin or her kisses, but they are each equally delicious. Her BJ skills make me stand to attention just thinking about it. Her CFS is fantastic, whether she is engaging in vigorous CG, leaning over the bed for K9 moaning "take it, it's YOURS baby!", or lying in mish making out while we slowly grind our way to mutual orgasm.

But I should really mention the tub. That jacquzzi is something to behold. And as great as her decorating is, the world melts away when she massages your shoulders and neck while the jets massage the rest of you. After the session, Brandi has a variety of male bathing products, so I can shower and I never go home wearing her pretty smells.

Let's face it, most of the girls we meet from backpage are the victims of pimps and thugs who keep them strung out and, as a result, present risks that none of us should take. When we patronize some of them, we risk having our vehicles robbed or damaged while we're inside. When we're inside, we risk being robbed or assaulted. When we're not robbed or assaulted, we run the risk of being victims of a cash and dash. And when none of that happens, we run the risk of being exposed to a myriad of dangerous infections ranging from MRSA to HIV. WE DON'T HAVE TO FACE THOSE RISKS, MEN! If all providers were like Brandi, we would have a better hobby. I have no problem meeting other providers, but I have to admit that most of them do not compare. None of them has a better location. None of them is as focused on customer service, quality skills, and working to make the customer feel like the center of her world.

Tired of fakes, immitators, agencies posing as independents, and addicts who obviously work for abusive bullies? I am. We should insist that all providers do things the way Brandi does.

Not sure why it took so long for me to get around to seeing this little firecracker. Sure am glad I finally did. Her pictures in no way do her justice IMHO. I would suggest you Google Emma Stone. She could be her official double. Built the same looks the same her eyes are more blue green, hair color is identical, damn she is hot. Clean well spoken, caries a really good conversation, dressed to impress, not strung out on drugs, no rushing you out the door, she turned her phone off so we would not be interrupted, the room was clean without the I've been living here for months look. I think she smokes but I couldn't tell at all.

It's rare for a lady these days to avoid doing all the little things wrong to make sure you're experience exceeds your expectations but Natasha hit the ball out of the park during our time together. She is a little pricey at $$ hr $.5 h / hr but she is definitely on my repeat list with some very amazing skills and full GFE.

Spinman

[QUOTE=Thwack; 1339123]Let's face it, most of the girls we meet from backpage are the victims of pimps and thugs who keep them strung out and, as a result, present risks that none of us should take. When we patronize some of them, we risk having our vehicles robbed or damaged while we're inside. When we're inside, we risk being robbed or assaulted. When we're not robbed or assaulted, we run the risk of being victims of a cash and dash. And when none of that happens, we run the risk of being exposed to a myriad of dangerous infections ranging from MRSA to HIV. WE DON'T HAVE TO FACE THOSE RISKS, MEN! If all providers were like Brandi, we would have a better hobby. I have no problem meeting other providers, but I have to admit that most of them do not compare. None of them has a better location. None of them is as focused on customer service, quality skills, and working to make the customer feel like the center of her world.

Tired of fakes, immitators, agencies posing as independents, and addicts who obviously work for abusive bullies? I am. We should insist that all providers do things the way Brandi does.[/QUOTE]These last two paragraphs are enough to make me want to to set up a session with Brandi. I hope to set something up soon. Another thing that insights me about her, is your not just going there for a quick, satisfaction session, you get a spa and massage treatment, thats 3 items for the price of 1. Got to try her!

Chris h

[QUOTE=Homebrewerguy; 1336738]Hey, I was wondering if anyone has successfully had an appointment with Daja on Backpage? I have tried contacting her for several weeks, initially on a frequent basis, not as much lately as I am giving up. She seems beyond difficult to reach, never picks up, voice mailbox frequently full, does not call back, etc. Just wondering if she really exists. Sometimes you wonder.

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Yes, she does exist. I called her for an appointment. She didn't answer but did call back a few minutes later.

I went to her room in the 161 area and got her treatment. After getting comfortable, She oiled me up and gave me a shoulder to ankle massage. It was given with medium / light pressure and she confirmed that she had received professional massage training. On the flip, she immediately started massaging my stiff muscles in the mid region. When the massage ended, I was happy.

I asked her about the difficulty reaching her. She does most of her appointments during the day, and after seeing a certain number, she stops. My 3PM appt. Was the last one that day. She rarely has appointments at night, and never after 8PM. The best time to reach her is around noon. One other thing that you might want to know, she is much heavier than even the picture in her ad. She is a big, round girl.

Would I repeat? Been there, done that.

Dawg

[ATTACH=CONFIG]157706[/ATTACH][QUOTE=CowboyBob; 1337905]Came across this on BP. Visiting Columbus soon and looking for a mature experience. Any info?

Thanks.

[url]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/sexy-russian-bombshell-blonde-with-green-eyes-irina-247-614464-7801-42/8750595[/url][/QUOTE]Dear CowboyBob,

Now, I am not one to "Vouch" other ladies, but Irina is a Woman (note I said "Woman," not girl) who I admire for work ethic & service. Most USAG Member know me for saying whats "Not Good" about the ladies (somethings must be said!) , but with the new year I will be adding "Positive Commenting" to my list of "Things To Try In 2012." Let me start with my own personal account of Irina.

Irina and I have watched each other from a distance for the first few months of the past year. I finally got my chance to meet her and I was impressed I had read her reviews in secret and was in awe. At that time she had more reviews than any escort posting & each was earned. And She is Only Massage. I'll be honest. That was a role model for me in this new era of self-marketing, no agency World. Here's my take: What I saw was a woman who stuck to her word and delivered over and over again consistent accurate clean service. No cash & dash, absolutely NO DRUG USAGE, impeccable hygiene (perfect complexion on her whole body) & oh my god. If you like European Accents. My dear look no further than Irina because She is the one for you. Now with that, I also need to note she is what she says she is."Body Rub ONLY." (Rumors of an Awesome "Lower. In-Depth Personal Massage." I think a nice tip at the end would be appreciated but not expected. Ever) If you read her reviews you will note the only complaint is just that."Body Rub Only." Oh and she's a talker, but what else can you do for an hour other than hum. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. I'll take a talker please! Once again. Massage ONLY! There are no exceptions to this. No fat tip, nor promise of reviews can sway her on this. This is her business and she knows it Bob! Assertive & Honest is hard to find these days.)

When you call chances are you will speak to her secretary (Thats because she's very busy and plus some guys can't understand me on the phone so imagine adding a heavy accent to the pot.

I ask my clients occasionally about other providers & well, one name comes up half the time. Irina! Honestly she has a great massage technique that half if not more of USASG has tried and 99% of those have repeated. Irina is not an agency, nor does she claim to be or take any cut of anyones service fee but because she has been around since almost the start of Classified Escorting (I think the beginning if not before the C. List Era.) she does do referrals for clients. So take care of her & she'll do the same for you! Other girls in the massage industry start off strictly massage but find it easier to do FS than not but not her. Thats very admiral and I am almost jealous of her will-power. Enjoy your visit to C-bus. Oh yes. She looks wayyyyy better in person although the photos are good she's seriously a sexy Mail Order 5 foot 3 Fire-Cracker, Russian Beauty (Large breasted as well! LOL.)

XoXoXo,

BLF.

(Brandi Lynn Forever)

[QUOTE=Spinman; 1339339]Not sure why it took so long for me to get around to seeing this little firecracker. Sure am glad I finally did. Her pictures in no way do her justice IMHO. I would suggest you Google Emma Stone. She could be her official double. Built the same looks the same her eyes are more blue green, hair color is identical, damn she is hot. Clean well spoken, caries a really good conversation, dressed to impress, not strung out on drugs, no rushing you out the door, she turned her phone off so we would not be interrupted, the room was clean without the I've been living here for months look. I think she smokes but I couldn't tell at all.

It's rare for a lady these days to avoid doing all the little things wrong to make sure you're experience exceeds your expectations but Natasha hit the ball out of the park during our time together. She is a little pricey at $$ hr $.5 h / hr but she is definitely on my repeat list with some very amazing skills and full GFE.

Spinman[/QUOTE]I have to agree with you. I thought the same thing after I saw her. Best provider I have seen yet. Non rushed and really made me feel comfortable. She is on my must see agin list very soon.

[QUOTE=Spinman; 1339339]Not sure why it took so long for me to get around to seeing this little firecracker. Sure am glad I finally did. Her pictures in no way do her justice IMHO. I would suggest you Google Emma Stone. She could be her official double. Built the same looks the same her eyes are more blue green, hair color is identical, damn she is hot. Clean well spoken, caries a really good conversation, dressed to impress, not strung out on drugs, no rushing you out the door, she turned her phone off so we would not be interrupted, the room was clean without the I've been living here for months look. I think she smokes but I couldn't tell at all.

It's rare for a lady these days to avoid doing all the little things wrong to make sure you're experience exceeds your expectations but Natasha hit the ball out of the park during our time together. She is a little pricey at $$ hr $.5 h / hr but she is definitely on my repeat list with some very amazing skills and full GFE.

Spinman[/QUOTE]Thanks for the intel. She's definitely on my short list now.

[QUOTE=ByronDee;1338936]I saw her too, great, great value, and she looks nice too.[/QUOTE]Thanks to the intel from all you guys. I saw her today and did not disappoint. Try everything on the menu and had a good time. Hope she stays for a while. It is hard to believe she is new at this like she said she is.

[QUOTE=Pillock; 1336751]On any of these.

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Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]I saw girl #4 back in May. I wrote a review for her on another website, but it got rejected because it was so long ago. Here is that review:

I noticed Angel's ad and saw a positive review on another website. She looked interesting to me, so I went ahead and gave her a ring. It was bright and sunny Sunday, and she said to come on over. I called again when I was close, and she came down and got me. I was pleasantly surprised to see a very well-built woman. If you're a T & A man (how many us aren't) , then you are in for a treat. While walking behind her up to the room, I was developing a nice hard-on. Non-VIPs, she is very passionate about what she does and will make sure you leave happy.

We got up to the room and exchanged greetings. Then we talked for a bit. I sat the donations on the table and went to get freshened up in the bathroom. When I got out, she was completely naked and standing near the bed. I noticed those lovely melons and just had to put my tongue on it. I started grabbing for it and licked her nipples. She found this kind of amusing, and we both had a chuckle about it. She allowed kissing w / tongue, but I was still kind of new to the hobby and deferred to kissing w / o tongue. I had good wood by now and had her lay down on the bed, so I could titty-fuck those fantastic breasts.

I brought my own lube and applied it on the little fella. Goodness gracious! I was really turned on doing this that I felt myself close to popping. I had to stop for a moment to take a break. We kissed for a little bit more then she put on the cover for CBJ. She had nice full lips that were moist. Exactly the prototypical lips for an oustanding fellatio. Dude! She was more than skilled at giving head and goes adequately deep. I was so close to coming, I had to make her stop.

DATY was on the menu, but I was kind of hesitant. Again, I was still new to the hobby and paranoid about doing things uncovered. She was partially-shaved, and I loved that! I did dove down and got a close inspection as the smell of vagina always turned me on. She was spread eagle on the bed, and I inserted my covered schlong into her. She felt and wonderful. I was deep inside of her and pumping away. We were both in rhythm with one another and making great music together. I pulled her in close so that we were body to body, and I cupped both of her asscheeks in my hand. I was trying to hit it as hard and deep as possible, and it was terrific. I was surprised to have lasted this long as earlier in the session, I was so close to popping. Pretty soon, I achieved bliss and came inside of her w / the rubber still on.

Are you kidding me? She is for real, but give me a break. I have seen SW that were less nasty, not to mention the sty she lived / hosted in. On my way out, I heard a baby in the kitchen. Wha!

Felt like several times I had to prevent the whole episode from going completely south. Seems to have some completely unrealistic expectations. As if it is all about her, not you.

Also, definitely not the same as the pics. And stretch marks galore.

Was using 614-935-0781.

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One word: awesome.

One of the more attractive chicks you will get on BP. Also very friendly and unrushed. Get to her soon, she told me that she is from GA and will be going back at the beginning of the new year.

In call jacuzzi special's starting at 25$ Call now. 24 (I 70 E, Columbus)

Just had another good experince with her tonight. Might see her once more in the morring before she leaves. Great deal, worth the trip.

I reviewed Paige on another site. Her ad is here:

[url]http://columbus.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/right-up-your-alley-the-girl-next-door-100-real-21/6794759[/url]

Just a few notes not mentioned in my review. For some reason, she looks a little better in person. I dunno when those pictures were taken, but it seems like she's lost some weight. Her face didn't see as puffy when I saw her. The pictures she was originally posting was of some faceless asian chick, but her pictures from this ad are more representative of what you're going to get. Like I mentioned in my review, she seemed pretty new to the trade, so I'd suggest going only if you're experience and want to lead the session. What she offered for $200 wasn't really worth it.

[QUOTE=Metical; 1340912]In call jacuzzi special's starting at 25$ Call now. 24 (I 70 E, Columbus)

Just had another good experince with her tonight. Might see her once more in the morring before she leaves. Great deal, worth the trip.[/QUOTE]I tried hooking up with her last night, but when I called at the time we set up to meet, she played the not answering the phone game. Not good business at all.

Chris H

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Has anyone seen her? I'm interested, but want to hear from folks here first.