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Found only 1...............

[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=138681[/url]

[QUOTE=A John]Found only 1...............

[url]http://www.theeroticreview.com/reviews/show.asp?id=138681[/url][/QUOTE]

Well, that's embarrassing.
Thanks!
I swear I searched TER and didn't get a hit.
I'm not a TER VIP so I can't see the rating but nevertheless a good sign that there is at least one.

Come on nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm sorry I'm not a VIP either, as I don't agree with their ethics / policies.
Maybe one of our other brothers here can help you with the review.


[QUOTE=Ycwinva]Well, that's embarrassing.
Thanks![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=A John]Come on nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm sorry I'm not a VIP either, as I don't agree with their ethics / policies.

Maybe one of our other brothers here can help you with the review.[/QUOTE]The one review is a 5 on appearance and 5 on service. In the review guy mentioneds she is buisness like, but gave a good BJ. Thats pretty much it.

I not a fan of TER either, but it helps me quite a bit. I hope that helps some.

Drew

[QUOTE=A John]Come on nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm sorry I'm not a VIP either, as I don't agree with their ethics / policies. Maybe one of our other brothers here can help you with the review.[/QUOTE]Based on her TER review I would take a pass. Reported to be cute but with lots of rules and mediocre service. If you're going to spend that much ($$) you might as well add a jack and go for Angels or Sky if you have yellow fever.

Lax

Saw Sophia at Sky. She is a knockout and delivered in every way. Gave me attention every minute. Lots of touching and no complaints. Too bad she was only visiting and will be gone soon.

This is the first time I have used Sky. What's the deal with the guy answering the phone? He really creeped me out. Reminds me of when you are in Atlantic City and a pimp will come up to you and say he has some girls upstairs if you are interested. I think there is a reason why most agencies hire women to answer the phones.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]And what is the reason? Just running down the list of Asian girls in the area, most of the well-reviewed ones all have a guy answering the phone. Ami, Sophia, Midori, Jin, Diane and so on. The ones with a girl answering tend to be low-scale, have bad reviews, bait & switch, and deal with a lot of assholes.

My guess is that they hire a guy because: 1) He can speak English. 2) He wards off troublemakers (assholes, robbers, etc.) 3) He wards off timewasters.[/QUOTE]I would be surprised if the guy was "hired." Probably the dude runs the operation. I will ask him next time I call.

Where are all of these girls getting good reviews? I see some of them on TER and they have average reviews for the most part.

I am used to dealing with the $350-$500 escorts and in my experience they have all had women handling the calls. Simply because men typically don't want to talk to another guy about the chicks they are paying for.

I agree with RM, most of the mamasan's that answer are difficult to understand and some can be down right bitches. Called one recently and was trying to arrange a time and I could not understand what she was saying and she hung up on me. I have contacted several ladies over the years that have gentlemen making the arrangements. It also helps when getitng the directions. I love the gal that takes the calls for Vin and the others. She is very sweet and helpful. I have often wonder what she looks like.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]And what is the reason? Just running down the list of Asian girls in the area, most of the well-reviewed ones all have a guy answering the phone. Ami, Sophia, Midori, Jin, J, Diane, Vicky, and so on. The ones with a girl answering tend to be low-scale, have bad reviews, bait & switch, and deal with a lot of assholes. Not saying it's always the case (Vin is a good example of a woman answering the phone but being a quality girl), but it's generally true.

My guess is that they hire a guy because: 1) He can speak English. 2) He wards off troublemakers (assholes, robbers, etc.) 3) He wards off timewasters (people who want to waste time talking on the phone with a girl).

Just take a look at this Bird Dropping guy. There's probably a reason why he targets places like the Chinese Condos.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Just Ken]I agree with RM, most of the mamasan's that answer are difficult to understand and some can be down right bitches. Called one recently and was trying to arrange a time and I could not understand what she was saying and she hung up on me. I have contacted several ladies over the years that have gentlemen making the arrangements. It also helps when getitng the directions. I love the gal that takes the calls for Vin and the others. She is very sweet and helpful. I have often wonder what she looks like.[/QUOTE]

I'm new to incalls here in DC (from NY). I am used to talking to the actual girl or a woman agent.

I have always just had another escort reference get me in. The guy at Sky made me give him 2 phone numbers (because he said one wasn't listed), give him my employer (and called there to verify), and then still made me do the chicken dance to get the actual directions to the pad. I could hear him typing all this info into his pc while on the phone. I am kind of worried because last year with the escort crap in NYC and DC and that madame just gave up her black book and all the customers were made public.

Is this normal policy in DC?

Am I gonna go thru the same mess with all the girls here?

Guys, it's become obvious that John Heiser is LE, a troublemaker, or both trying to pad his stats. Do not believe a thing he says. His latest post is this:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=873304&postcount=1120[/url]

This girl (and her agency) is a well-known rip-off who literally walks in, takes your money, and then leaves if you try to do anything saying she is not a prostitute, and yet she is somehow his ATF?

BEWARE. John Heiser is purely bullshitting to up his post count and "cred". My advice is ignore him and keep your eyes peeled for his next new alias.

There is a girl who occasionally advertises on the Craigslist adult gigs section as either a head nurse in PWC or a struggling college student hard up for money. A while back I contacted her by email and she sent a photo - she's chubby but cute, assuming the picture is legitimate. We made arrangements to meet at her place in Woodbridge. When I got there, nobody was home. She didn't give a number to call, as everything was done via email. She later sent a message with some excuse as to why she couldn't make it and wanted to arrange another time. I had lost interest by then, so I can't really say anything about her talents or lack thereof. In some of her ads she lists her email address, in some she doesn't. If anyone is interested, I can pass it along, more as a warning to be cautious with this one than any endorsement.

[QUOTE=Rejected Monke]Guys, it's become obvious that John Heiser is LE, a troublemaker, or both trying to pad his stats. Do not believe a thing he says. His latest post is this:

[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=873304&postcount=1120[/url]

This girl (and her agency) is a well-known rip-off who literally walks in, takes your money, and then leaves if you try to do anything saying she is not a prostitute, and yet she is somehow his ATF?

BEWARE. John Heiser is purely bullshitting to up his post count and "cred". My advice is ignore him and keep your eyes peeled for his next new alias.[/QUOTE]Agree 100%, good catch! John Heriser is full of shit.

I, too, saw a Rip-off Alert about Jade a couple of weeks ago. I had a bad case of the yellow fever, and found Jade's ad on Eros. Tried to search for reviews and I got no results, so I did a quick search of the DC forum and found a RIP-OFF alert about her. Here is the RIP-OFF alert:

[Quote]The short story:
Do not call Jade (Sexy Asian Bombshell)
(202) 787-1529

[url]http://www.eros-dc.com/files/126786.htm[/url]

The ad is a scam and a total RIPOFF. They ripped me off this weekend.

The details:

I was visiting DC this weekend and was doing research to plan a date (evidently I didn't do enough research! ). I had contacted a few ladies. All were booked. So, back to EROS. I was staying in Falls Church not far from Tysons so my search centered on the Tysons area. I'm not that familair with the area, and didn't want to risk driving around, so I opted for outcall to my hotel. I wanted Asian and searched Asian and outcall. I saw several with blurred faces and figured probably b&s. Although she had no reviews, (mistake number 1) I picked Jade because she shows her face.

I Made the call in afternoon for a night appointment. The answering service said she would call me back. She called within 15 minutes. After some preliminary screening the date was set. So far so good. She said she would call an hour before to confirm and she did. Again, so far so good. I took a shower, freshened up and got ready.

I get the knock at the door 5 minutes early. I'm thinkin' this is a good sign. Right on time! Even early! I peak through the peep hole and see a cute Asian in the hall way. Ok! I thought! I open the door and let her in. As I'm closing the door she walks right past me and all the way across the room to sit in the farthest chair. No hug, no kiss, etc. Hmmm? Not your typical entrance. My suspisions are raised already. Then I look at her and she is not the girl in the pic. I should have asked her to leave right then and there but I didn't 'cause she was cute enough and I figured what the heck, she's here so why not. If this is a b&s I don't mind as long as we get to it. She's cute.

I also notice she is not carrying a purse of any kind. She only has her cell phone in her hand. Suspiscions raised further. She calls to check in: "Hi, it's Jade, yeah, I'm here, everything is ok. I thinkin' hmmm, she doesn't look prepared to hit the sheets. An escort not carrying a purse? No supplies? No condoms? Since I had some of each in my bag I thought no problem, when we get to it I'll get the supplies. Stupid me. I should have said something right then and there and told her to leave. But I figured well we'll give it a try.

She asks me for the fee (which is in an envelope on the dresser). I point to it, she opens it and counts it. She stands up puts in in her front jeans pocket and sits down. Once she did that, I realized I'm not getting it back and I'm about to get ripped off. Then she asks me to sign a cash receipt. WTF is this? I say no at first and she says well, it's just a formality. I say I have NEVER had to do that (I've been hobbying since 2002). She says well, it's a formality in VA, etc. I figured maybe this is some bullshit so that once we start if I was LE, it's for her "protection". I figured if this will get it started then all right, so I initialed it.

Things settle down and we beging the little get to know you chat. During the chat she uses phrases like: ". All my other clients, my regulars, my regular clients. In this business, etc" So I'm thinkin' maybe I'm not getting ripped off. Then I said to her: "you don't look like the the girl in the pic. She says: "yeah, everyone says that? ! ? I don't know why! ? ! When they took the pic, I just woke up. They said: here, we're takin your picture, so, it's not a real good one. That was a red flag cause she obvioulsy didn't know what the picture even looked like, and it's definitely not of someone who 'just woke up' I'm thinking: "ok, it IS a b&s" But, I'm still hopeful (stupid me) thinking: "she's cute enough, as long as we get to it, I don't mind." Besides, she has the fee, and I already know I'm not gettin it back. I mention again that it doesn't look like her in the pic and that I'm thinking its a 'bait and switch'. And she asks me: "what's a bait and switch? " I explain and she says: "oh yeah, I kind of heard about stuff like that." I'm thinkin' oh fuck!

The odd thing was that she asked me THREE times: do you wnat to go out? I'm like wtf? No I don't want to go out, what do you mean? She says: You know, out to a bar for a drink or something. I said no. She says: well, a LOT of my regulars do. I ask: well, if I DID say yes, do you get in my car and we leave the hotel? Or would we go in your car (which no way in hell would I do! ). She says: no, we would go separately and I would meet you there. Yeah right! I thought. So I asked her if others actually pay her to do that? She says: OH YEAH. I said: No, I think I want to stay in trying to give her a hint to get started. But, she keeps finding new threads to talk about. After about 15 minutes I'm thinkin' all right lets get started here. At the next lull in the conversation I said well, stand up, let's see how cute you are. She says what do you mean? I say you know, stand up, I want to take a look at you. I want to see how cute you are. She pops up out of the chair and sits right back down immediately. I'm like wtf was that? She asks me again if I want to go out and I'm thinkin' what is going on here? So I say agin: "NO, I want to stay in." Then she asks: "well what do you want to do? " Ok, now I'm gettin' a little spooked thinking maybe it's an LE sting and If I say what I want to do I'm busted. Now I'm really cautious. So I say you know, fool around. She says what do you mean fool around? I said YOU KNOW, fool around!. We get undressed and fool around! She responds with OHH? You wanted a prostitute? WELL I'm NOT A PROSTITUTE. I DON'T DO THAT. Now I'm really pissed 'cause I realised I WAS getting ripped off (I figured it out before this but was denying it, hoping that wasn't the case). So, now she has the fee (250) in her front pocket. I can't take it from her, I don't want to create a scene, escalate things, etc. I said: WTF? You advertaise on EROS and ******** you know the deal. She says: oh, those are COMPANION SITES. I'm a COMPANION not a PROSTITUTE. I said no, I called an escort service and in my experience Escorts fool around. What do you think I'm paying you for? She says: well, you are paying me for my time as a COMPANION. Now if you want to go out and have a drink, we could. If not, I'm going to leave. I said not with the money she says Oh, no, you signed a cash receipt. The money is for my time. My time is valuable too ya know, I had to drive over here, etc. You reserved an hour of my time and now you don't want to go out. She gets on the phone and call in. She tells the other end: yeah, he wanted a PROSTITUTE, yeah, That's what I told him. He wants his money back. Yeah, that's what I told him (she is keeping the other person on the line so they can here what's going on. I guess for her safety. 'cause one day they will mess with the wrong person and she will get her ass kicked). She then says to me I can give you a time credit to be used in the future the next time you come to DC I'm like WHAT THE FUCK? A TIME CREDIT? I finally told her to get the fuck out and thanked for ripping me off. [/Quote]

[QUOTE=Zoomster]There is a girl who occasionally advertises on the Craigslist adult gigs section as either a head nurse in PWC or a struggling college student hard up for money. A while back I contacted her by email and she sent a photo - she's chubby but cute, assuming the picture is legitimate. We made arrangements to meet at her place in Woodbridge. When I got there, nobody was home. She didn't give a number to call, as everything was done via email. She later sent a message with some excuse as to why she couldn't make it and wanted to arrange another time. I had lost interest by then, so I can't really say anything about her talents or lack thereof. In some of her ads she lists her email address, in some she doesn't. If anyone is interested, I can pass it along, more as a warning to be cautious with this one than any endorsement.[/QUOTE]In my experience Zoom, anytime I've seen an CL ad, or any escort ad for that matter that has no number, has been a scam or something. Maybe not 100% of the time, but usually thats not good. I don't contact any ad without a number. If there's just a website but that has a number on the website, then thats different.

Happy Hunting

Drew

I moved here last year from Loudoun/Leesburg and have gotten the feeling that this area may be rather "warm" for hobbyists. Anyone have an opinion (yeah I know that is a rhetorical question here)? New to this board, thought a former TER VIP with 8 or so reviews since '03.

Anyone know the deal with this one, Ann-Lu? I have been trying since I saw the first ad on Backpage but no answer not phone has been off for a while. Shares # with a Burmese who has advertised from time to time:

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/ads/1394580618[/url]


Any help would be greatly appriciated.

Thank you