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Had some mixups to set up appt, but then got things straightened out. Finally found my way to her place and was greeted by a real naturally cute Thai girl. She's a real sweet girl and gfe (ymmv).

The event was pretty much routine. I took a shower, then she went to bathroom and came back. Laid on the bed, some very nice kissing (although I'm not usually into that for hygene reasons), then she moved down to a nice bbbj. She rode me cov CG for a nice while, but I wanted to get on top, so I took her mish for a good while. Lots of kissing and very gfe - not rushed at all. Finished and had some nice conversation before leaving. She's a real sweetie!

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Mongers,

This is my first post so please inform me if I violate any thread protocol. Having said that, when I visited Britney late one night and a standard 3 call system was used. She answered the door naked which was good. Pale white, long red hair, decent face, teeth, etc. She was less proportioned than she was in her photos (larger stomach). However, she had a great personality, clean atmosphere, phat ass and smelled great. Good CBJ (gagged until tears made her makeup run) and loved it doggie. She didn't clock watch/rush. I only planned on a short stay but she let me stay 45 minutes easy. She immediately cleaned me off before I prepared to leave. Excellent customer service.

The odd part is that I now receive random texts from in the middle of the night announcing when she's in my area. I'm not sure what the deal is with that. Anyway, here is her link:

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[QUOTE][url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/last_day_here_exotic_california_beauty_specials_all_day_100_hh_20/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2324747[/url]

Hello, I'm Layla Malaysia! I'm your lady for a passionate romantic evening, a wild and crazy night on the town, a luncheon date with dessert or a good old-fashioned secret rendezvous. Treat me like a queen and I will treat you as my king! Whether it's an hour of fun or an evening of bliss - I guarantee our time together will be unrushed and very memorable. I am the ultimate experience with class, sensuality – AND searing-hot ability! I am educated, articulate and plenty of fun. You will find me to be a great conversationalist who is well-versed in many subjects. There will never be a dull moment with me, I'm easy to talk to and very down-to-earth. Among my array of assets are a glowing sexy smile... my skin is a light brown color and very silky smooth. I am never without the ultimate in naughty lingerie and sexy designer heels. I also enjoy clothing special requests, so feel free to tell me what you fantasize me wearing. You will love my personable attitude! I am respectful, kind, loving and generous with my skill set. I hope to meet gentlemen who are the same. I am reliable, punctual, discreet, and I will always value your time and privacy. I offer you a no-strings-attached & sure-thing relationship that is 100% drama-free. When I am with you I promise that I will treat our time together as a date - then I will leave until we meet again. Perfect and hassle-free!!! You will be satisfied when you see me. If you seek a companion who is not only sexy, athletic, stunning and very pretty – but also truly passionate, warm & sensual… then I'm the one 408/583/7887[/QUOTE]

Very disappointed.

Decided to do a quick visit with Layla Malaysia and she was friendly but wasn't worth the money. I usually go for thicker girls but she was cute and rack was nice. She kept the room dark, the only light coming from the television. Her female friend was always walking around even during the session.

Anyway, I know it was a quickie but she went straight to mish sans a bj (WTF?!) and just laid there. I had to request she remove her bra so I could play with her breasts. As if she was reading from a script, she mechanically said things like "Yeah. Cum for me. Yeah." but that only reminded me how much this was a session. If you're going to fake it, FAKE IT.

After I finally finished, she did a little small talk and I left. Won't repeat.

NO B.S HERE *Slim *Tan * Ex-Model &Ex-Doll House DOLL *Classy Blonde*Upbeat attitude.

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[QUOTE=Game Ova]Very disappointed.

Decided to do a quick visit with Layla Malaysia and she was friendly but wasn't worth the money. I usually go for thicker girls but she was cute and rack was nice. She kept the room dark, the only light coming from the television. Her female friend was always walking around even during the session.

Anyway, I know it was a quickie but she went straight to mish sans a BJ (WTF? ! ) and just laid there. I had to request she remove her bra so I could play with her breasts. As if she was reading from a script, she mechanically said things like "Yeah. Cum for me. Yeah." but that only reminded me how much this was a session. If you're going to fake it, FAKE IT.

After I finally finished, she did a little small talk and I left. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]OK let's analyze her ad:

"Whether it's an hour of fun or an evening of bliss. I guarantee our time together will be unrushed and very memorable. I am the ultimate experience with class, sensuality – AND searing-hot ability! "

Comment. Unrushed and memorable? Reeeheeeheeeallllee?

"I am educated, articulate and plenty of fun. You will find me to be a great conversationalist who is well-versed in many subjects. There will never be a dull moment with me, I'm easy to talk to and very down-to-earth."

Comment. What did she say? "Yeah, come for me. Yeah." Prose not to be confused with William F Buckley or even Oprah Winfrey. Why don't you write speeches for BO?

"I am never without the ultimate in naughty lingerie and sexy designer heels. "

Comment. Well that part is true, she didn't want to take that sexy bra off.

"I am respectful, kind, loving and generous with my skill set."

Comment. How can you be generous without the BJ?

"I am reliable, punctual, discreet, and I will always value your time and privacy." Comment. You really valued his privacy when you let your ***** friend prance around the room while he was screwing you. The pictures that she took while he was on top of you should be ready for delivery to his wife/SO on Monday.

"When I am with you I promise that I will treat our time together as a date. Then I will leave until we meet again."

Comment. "Well Chuck Woolery, the date went pretty good, it lasted 15 minutes, he finally came after what seemed like hours, and I faked like I was enjoying it, but I got his money, so yeah, I'd see him again, I need a boob jobs so my sagging tits don't go below my belly button"

What is it with all these Cali girls who show up here with hot pics, high prices, but they don't deliver the goods like our homegirls do? I have never had a full FGE with one of them. Now when I see the area code I stay away and wait for someone else to TOFTT. They think they can give less for more money, just because they are from Cali?

I saw ole girl last week and my experience was similar, excpet it was for HH. She started off with hj, then gave a decent, but kinda short bj. As for the main course though, she appeared to be into it and could really take the pipe. Wish we could have been on a real bed and not a pull-out couch though! Also, she kept the puppies under wraps with me too, but they're so big and soft that I didn't mind.

The f'd up part was that she upsold me to a hr and I conveniently (for her) finished in 29m. Of course, that was the end of the session.

To be honest, it didn't bother me that much b/c she's baDDD and the damage was actually typical for HH (1.6).

Bottom line: Overall I was a satisfied customer, but I agree that the customer service needs improvement.

P.S. She had TWO friends in the room when I saw her. At least they both stayed in the bathroom during the session and I got to check out the goods before I bounced.

[QUOTE=Game Ova]Very disappointed.

Decided to do a quick visit with Layla Malaysia and she was friendly but wasn't worth the money. I usually go for thicker girls but she was cute and rack was nice. She kept the room dark, the only light coming from the television. Her female friend was always walking around even during the session.

Anyway, I know it was a quickie but she went straight to mish sans a bj (WTF?!) and just laid there. I had to request she remove her bra so I could play with her breasts. As if she was reading from a script, she mechanically said things like "Yeah. Cum for me. Yeah." but that only reminded me how much this was a session. If you're going to fake it, FAKE IT.

After I finally finished, she did a little small talk and I left. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Game Ova]Very disappointed.

Decided to do a quick visit with Layla Malaysia and she was friendly but wasn't worth the money. I usually go for thicker girls but she was cute and rack was nice. She kept the room dark, the only light coming from the television. Her female friend was always walking around even during the session.

Anyway, I know it was a quickie but she went straight to mish sans a bj (WTF?!) and just laid there. I had to request she remove her bra so I could play with her breasts. As if she was reading from a script, she mechanically said things like "Yeah. Cum for me. Yeah." but that only reminded me how much this was a session. If you're going to fake it, FAKE IT.

After I finally finished, she did a little small talk and I left. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]This is the same girl I posted about a few weeks ago. The one with all the used condoms all over the place and the friend that sat rite beside us on her laptop the whole time. And the room was so trashy I swear the were living like some pigs.

[QUOTE=Hfreak]This is the same girl I posted about a few weeks ago. The one with all the used condoms all over the place and the friend that sat rite beside us on her laptop the whole time. And the room was so trashy I swear the were living like some pigs.[/QUOTE]
Thanks to all of you for saving me the time and money. The pictures she posts look too good to be true and I guess they are. It's a shame, but her loss. Thanks again.
Oldtar

Stay as far as away as possible from this creature! She has a horrible attitude and will make an appointment when she doesn't want to perform. Situation got ugly, but I left with what I came with.

Be Safe,

PP

P. S. As usual, the pics in her ads are way too flattering.

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[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02]Stay as far as away as possible from this creature! She has a horrible attitude and will make an appointment when she doesn't want to perform. Situation got ugly, but I left with what I came with.

Be Safe,

PP

P. S. As usual, the pics in her ads are way too flattering.

[url]http://washington-dc.eroticmugshots.com/?pid=7827842&city=washingtondc[/url]

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Dang, I saw her ads a few months ago and was gonna try it but didn't get a chance. Glad I dodged that bullet if what you say is true

I have been with Layla. I guess it is your YMMV. She gave me a quick head job, roll on the condom. Missy position and found my hot spot. I was like this is the best quickie (15) I had in a long time.

I guess she is getting stroke/head out with low rates and increase clientel. Heck, I felt like I was sitting in the car wash waiting to get clean. That is how many who was on the wait list outside.

Busy

[QUOTE=Breakoff27]She's aight.

A little too business like, i did half hour option, pussy's cool but its not great. She's a little heavier than her pics portray but not fat.

She uses hand to get you hard than places on condom. I miss the other cali girls, they were fucking awesome.

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I will have to VETO you on this one. Anna is not able to handle TOOL. She needs to be with the little man of the mongering world.

Layla was good, but the best of the Bowie crew. That will be Sara and Megan. I think Nyle will get to that point, but they know PIMP TRICK.

So, I will say YMMV. My personal CALI stack and rank'em.

1. Megan
2. Sara
3. Nyle
4. Bria
5. Anna

There are others, that I have not been with yet.

PIMP TRICK has arise to a FULL MOON. I have transformed into Optiumus Pimp Trick PRIME. I have risen and others have fallen. The All Monger Spark is back.

[QUOTE=Drkrider]Good info Breakitoff.

I visited a chik named Anna awhile back and Layla was in the other room laying there waiting for a call. I never called her even though she's fairly attractive. Anna was whack so I figured Layla was probably the same. Sounds like my hunch was correct.[/QUOTE]

Game,

What did her friend look like? I would like to play a game. She was in the ROOM?

Incredible that you did not roll out. I guess it was the Halloween Spirit.

Pimp Trick is transforming again. JigSaw Pimp Trick. I am going to have to set aside a new stimulus package. Train the Rookie Providers Fund.

I despise Providers who do not give good service to us mongers. We are working extra hard for the funds. I need to flash the TV and go. "Lady M" you lay there working a monger for the funds, but I would like to play a game. The rules are simple. Be a real F'in provider or.

I would have to tell that chick. It is game over.

[QUOTE=Game Ova]Very disappointed.

Decided to do a quick visit with Layla Malaysia and she was friendly but wasn't worth the money. I usually go for thicker girls but she was cute and rack was nice. She kept the room dark, the only light coming from the television. Her female friend was always walking around even during the session.

Anyway, I know it was a quickie but she went straight to mish sans a bj (WTF?!) and just laid there. I had to request she remove her bra so I could play with her breasts. As if she was reading from a script, she mechanically said things like "Yeah. Cum for me. Yeah." but that only reminded me how much this was a session. If you're going to fake it, FAKE IT.

After I finally finished, she did a little small talk and I left. Won't repeat.[/QUOTE]

Ok, pimp trick has been a way for a moment. What the .censor for two letters. double hockey sticks is going on?

The Cali girls must be burned out. She is was in my top 20 of providers. Please pm with details. I will get to the bottom of this.

Mongers. I mean all mongers. If you have issues with black SW/escorts. Please pm. I am not going to see my brothers in the trade waste their hard earn cash. This recession is no joke. Pimp trick is not afraid of any management. Matter of fact, management should make it a point to know me. If not, and your providers are shady. It is game over.

This not a public service announcement. I am freaking upset reading these postings. Especially, from the trusted mongers league.

Pimp trick is david bone. Trying not to go green reading the reports.

[QUOTE=Pizzlepro02]Stay as far as away as possible from this creature! She has a horrible attitude and will make an appointment when she doesn't want to perform. Situation got ugly, but I left with what I came with.

Be Safe,

PP

P. S. As usual, the pics in her ads are way too flattering.

[url]http://washington-dc.eroticmugshots.com/?pid=7827842&city=washingtondc[/url]

[url]http://philadelphia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/_let_me_be_your_girl_next_door_hot_busty_think_ebony_take_a_peek_21/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=2345603[/url][/QUOTE]

PT,

You're correct. Anna couldn't handle the tool. This fact combined with my high hopes (she is sexxy) made the experience whack. My previous review (a few months back) described the details of my displeasure. Ultimately, if I don't return to a chik and wish I'd entertained myself with someone else...I consider the experience a waste. There are other girls I could have visited that day.

I will admit, I've grown more selective since I've been absolutely spoiled by some providers in the past. My expectations of a great time are set a little high.