Massage Parlor Reports

Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Drew Park]
We should start a separate thread on such misadventures! I had one a few years ago. I was in an Asian girl's place (not an AMP) and banging her hard doggie. Then my cell started ringing. Jeez. I managed to keep stroking until the call went to voice mail. And finally I finished.

And damned, if it wasn't my girlfriend calling![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]They call at the worst times...it's like they know!!! Happened to me once. four different people called in the span of an hour...some repeatedly. I was too busy to do more than mute the ringer on my phone...but, the session lasted quite a bit longer.

To this day, when I see the "hostess" of this misadventure, she says, hey, can you turn your phone off? I don't want you to be distracted. ;-)[/QUOTE]

Hey Guys been there done that LOL. When I bang I mute the ringer on my phone. When you are my age it is hard enough to fuck, fucking and having a cell phone conversation is out of the question; however I have seen a few SW's accomplish that. LOL

Just my thoughts

Big Red

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html[/url][/QUOTE]

Anything wrong? WTF Ain't no guy massaging me.
Stick pussy? Homey don’t play that!

Big Red(real pussy connoisseur)

[QUOTE=Ian Dokkaebi]I was itching after reading Coco's report. I took a cab to Gold during lunch time. The unfortunate happened as they did not buzzed me inside. I didn't wait long, fearing the next person might come along.

This was very unusual. Anyone else have the same treatment or am I the luck one?

Ian[/QUOTE]Yes, me, & I did wait long, and even pulled up and park the Mercedes right infront so they could see I could afford services. I thought this was because I was dressed in shorts and teashirt, but in retroscope believe there is some racial bias there.

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]Where's Waldo? Oh shit...not here!

Anybody else see something wrong with this picture?

[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/387255628.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Yeah, his eyebrows are WAY too bushy for my taste. Otherwise; not a bad looking guy.

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]Yeah, his eyebrows are WAY too bushy for my taste. Otherwise; not a bad looking guy.[/QUOTE]LOL

Went to Royal last night and had Yumi (pronouced You-Mee). Opted for 30min and was given a average TS, and alomst immediately to FS. She started with HJ and immediately to mish. did no want to try other positions. She moans alot (too much for my taste). Overall I give the expirience a 6 because I completed.

[QUOTE=Big Dawg1087]Anyways, back to Hana. She was very average in the face and body was a little chubby but fine. TS was very thorough and back in the room, wanted the tip upfront. That was a little awkward but whatever. She was very enthusiastic, lots of noise and we ended in CG after CBJ, and Missionary.

One note, during missionary, she apparently knows how to tighten on purpose and was squeezing mini me quite a few times. Very good if anyone knows what I'm talking about. Other than that, left pleased.[/QUOTE]
Agree completely with your assessment on Hana...and the Kegels (spelling?) you've gotta love them! If there's anything that can turn an average session into a memorable one (without surprise visits from other therapists, abduction by aliens, etc.), that's it. And no...that manly one in the ad was not Hana...although I wish the cute girl on top was there!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4[/url]

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick][url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgDxZA4kwX4[/url][/QUOTE]
3,000 Korean prostitutes demonstrating???? That's what I call a LINE UP!!!!

SH,

Can you see a protest by organized prostitutes in this country? First of all, they would never get organized. Secondly, they would all be toothless, stinking, hags with the droopy, emaciated breasts and skin typical of crack addicts. If you look at the ones on the YouTube video, they are mostly pretty young women. There is undoubtedly some sort of lesson in this story about Korean economics and society.

LexLuther

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]3,000 Korean prostitutes demonstrating???? That's what I call a LINE UP!!!![/QUOTE]
And 1.5 million (estimated total in SoKo)...that's what I call HEAVEN...

[QUOTE=Jake Jj 1492]And 1.5 million (estimated total in SoKo)...that's what I call HEAVEN...[/QUOTE]Population in South Korea is 49 million. Going through the math I come up with 1 in 33 people are in the business. Excluding the very young and the very old means that your odds of being able to buy whatever you want are pretty good.

Requested Hana but was given CeCe. Mamasan was nice and not only did she ask if I'the been there before, before I could answer, she answered for me by saying 'yes, been long time'. Hilarious!

CeCe looked good enough with her clothes on, but when unclothed, her natural Cs with eraser nips were sagging like an old mattress. Not the young tight thing I was hoping for, but her attitude was good enough and I figured I would just give her a good pounding.

TS was good and she made sure I was clean front to back. In the room, I bent over to put out the tip she asked for and she dove in with the AR. Then it was the BBBJ complete with finger massage. Before I knew it, I was about to blow, so I had to push her off of me. Apparently, her punani has seen some severe punishment so she kept her legs tightly closed to keep me from long-stroking it. Mish, doggy, then she got on top for CG. She went at it fast for awhile, then she slowed way down and got me to pop. She's a real pro and knows how to make you pop, so no complaints, but I wouldn't repeat with her. When I was leaving, she was fixing her fake eyelash that I fucked right off of her.

just got back from gold. Julie said she was new and it was her first day, cute looking, nice skinny body, a cup. cut the story short, ts and massage were good, one of the better one i had this year. Main event.. not that great, she doesn't like me touching her tits and no kissing them either, and no daty.
on my way out i saw two other girls, one girl had a very nice tan and look very sexy, i only get to see the back of her and didnt get her name, any info? second one was our lovely Lucky, as soon as i saw her she said hi and call out my name, i like that. I will make sure i go back to lucky next time.

OK - I WISH I had the time to report a good visit today, but I could not break free from work. I read last night that someone was worried that something was up at 1333. So I decided to call and see if someone answered and if they were open. Someone answered and said that they were open at 1333 conn. So I hope that helps someone get thier freak on tonight.

Hope to hear if there is some other scoop out there.

IH97