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[quote]So I guess I'm looking for any stories you want to share about making a date and arriving and finding out that the chick was a friend of the family (current or past), a friend of the wife's, someone you work with, someone in town you know, a neighbor or even a customer of your business. Now I'm not looking for someone who had a consensual date with the hot neighbor but an unexpected run-in. And please share how it ended. Whether it continued, stopped with an embarrassing exit or any other such ending. In the case above it ended very suddenly not because she wanted it to stop (she didn't care) but because it became very soft wood at the thought of the kids childhood friend.

SO[/QUOTE]My second funny "unexpected run-in" story is about a fellow monger, rather than a provider. I was driving down Harrison Ave in the days before they put the new police station there, and saw a girl that I had wanted to pick up before, but had missed the chance. She was walking the other direction on the other side of the street. I made eye contact with her while I was stopped at a red light behind one other car. I planned on driving a little way down the road and turning around, but before I could do that, the car in front of me banged a you-turn and pulled over to make the scoop before I could. As he turned around, I could clearly see that it was a buddy of mine that I grew up 3 houses away from when I was a kid, that I hadn't seen since high school. We grew up in a very small town near Marlboro and Acton, so it really felt like a small world when I got "rackjacked" by my old neighbor.

Woody

I answered an ad on CL for a girl whom have nice sets of Dees. She text the WHOLE time! I came by her place to have sex and her moaning a bit weird sound. It was a bit of a turn-off! So I went limp-mode and she offer to suck it dried. She did and I said thank you. She smile and nod. I told her that she don't talk much at all then all of a sudden she bust out her sign language. Oh damn.

To go along with SO's post of running into someone you know in the biz, ever run into a girlfriend from years ago? The one you told you wouldn't CIM or the old "don't worry, I'll pull out" and you didn't? Makes for interesting conversation when you run into her years later. Women can carry a grudge for many, many years!

I used to work at the glass slipper in the late 90's early 00's and I got involved with a young lady there, I was young and stupid and thought I could make ho a housewife. Anyway long story short I'm at the flb and there she is now 37 still stripping, now though instead of being a girl who was in college not taking drugs, and training for fitness modeling as she was when we met she is a late 30's stripper with a kid, who's father is not in the picture, and now has a pimp. When she saw me she came running over she started talking gave me her number etc etc when I left I just remember thinking damn I dodged that bullet

Not sue if this qualifies but. About 5 years ago I placed an ad on CL seeking a little fun now and then, discrete encounter, bla, bla. Anyway, I sift through replies and I wind up meeting this smoking hot MILF late 30's in a parking lot local to both of us, back to my house and she explains she's just looking for some financial help, married, kids wants a little fun now and then. We see each other for a good two+ years or so at my home, day / night during the week / weekends, she is fantastic, mutliple pops, you name it, true nympho. Comes over opens her dress in my kitchen nothing on under! Oh dopey me, I meet up with a regular girl friend type who is very nice and the MILF and I drift apart. Out Christmas shopping one night with SO and who do I run right into, the MILF with her hubby and teenage daughters, we literly walk right into each other around a corner. I drop my jaw and realize as I am stammering an "excuss me" that I had a hard on. Got a look from my SO, are you ok, oh you liked her hu? That took a little damage control, but do dream about my MILF now and then, she was very tallented and beleive me smoking hot.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1665891]OK. After all the drama we had on the massage board let's change things up and share a story or two. I got a pm from one of my regular contacts about a visit he had a few weeks ago. (no names please) Now she was in the middle of the session and had his dick firmly down her throat and clutching his balls when she paused for a second and said something to the effect of " Don't you remember me. I'm xxxx who was a good friend of your kid xxxx." Well it turns out not only was she a good friend of the kid and family but had spent many a day visiting, sharing meals and even staying over the house when she was younger.

So I guess I'm looking for any stories you want to share about making a date and arriving and finding out that the chick was a friend of the family (current or past) , a friend of the wife's, someone you work with, someone in town you know, a neighbor or even a customer of your business. Now I'm not looking for someone who had a consensual date with the hot neighbor but an unexpected run-in. And please share how it ended. Whether it continued, stopped with an embarrasing exit or any other such ending. In the case above it ended very suddenly not because she wantyed it to stop (she didn't care) but because it became very soft wood at the thought of the kids childhood friend.

I'm going to post this also on the PVD forum so be sure to check it out there and see what kind of embarrasing things happened down there!

SO[/QUOTE]

Maybe this doesn't exactly count, but here it is: About 10 years ago I answered a CL ad for a cute looking girl who was doing car dates, but claimed to have a good parking spot. Umm, OK. I decided to give it a shot. The town was familiar to me, and I knew there definitely could be some side streets and driveways where you might get a spot, if you knew that nobody would be looking too close. I made the call and she told me where to pick her up. A very familiar area, as it turned out. She gets in, we do the cop check thing, and then she tells me "turn here","turn there", and with each one I'm getting a growing bad feeling. Finally, she says "turn here" right at the driveway for my mother's apartment building! Needless to say, I kept going, saying something about how I "knew some people in that building".

At that point it was pretty awkward, as we didn't have a spot and neither of us had a backup plan. Fortunately for both of us, just then her phone rang with another appointment and she let me off the hook and just left. I never saw her again.

NoRush

[QUOTE=NoRush; 1668336]Maybe this doesn't exactly count, but here it is: About 10 years ago I answered a CL ad for a cute looking girl who was doing car dates, but claimed to have a good parking spot. Umm, OK. I decided to give it a shot. The town was familiar to me, and I knew there definitely could be some side streets and driveways where you might get a spot, if you knew that nobody would be looking too close. I made the call and she told me where to pick her up. A very familiar area, as it turned out. She gets in, we do the cop check thing, and then she tells me "turn here","turn there", and with each one I'm getting a growing bad feeling. Finally, she says "turn here" right at the driveway for my mother's apartment building! Needless to say, I kept going, saying something about how I "knew some people in that building".

At that point it was pretty awkward, as we didn't have a spot and neither of us had a backup plan. Fortunately for both of us, just then her phone rang with another appointment and she let me off the hook and just left. I never saw her again.

NoRush[/QUOTE]This is exactly the kind of anecdote I was looking for. I'm sure there are a million stories out there like this. We just need to get guys to let us read them!

I'll give you one that doesn't really qualify in my 'guidelines' but we haven't had a lot to read so here goes.

I was probably 16 or 17 at the time and working in the local supermarket after school and on weekends. I was a shy kid when it came to girls and hadn't even really been out on a 'date' yet. Anyway being horny pre-pubs we used to always love it when during the sumer cute women would come into the frozen food aisle and 'show off' their hard little nipples. As a matter of fact we used to devise a 'page' when it happened and everyone would find an excuse to go into that aisle. (told ya we were horny little bastards). Well there was this one MILF type who used to come in all the time. She was failrly tiny on top so she wouldn't wear a bra but just a tight undershirt. Obviously the view was quite nice as she had the nicest nipples (almost as nice as my now fave MILF). After a month or two she would appear without the undershirt and just a loose fitting top which she would use to bend over at just the right time for us. (wouldn't ya figure we would figure it out?)

A few weeks later my mgr asked if I would deliver some groceries (yea we did that) so off I went. Well sure enoufgh I arrived and it was our MILF lady. I brought in the groceries as I hid my woodie. We chatted a bit (she was flirting but duh) gave me a tip and off I went. About the 3rd or 4th time I went there she met me in a sheer top with her small B's very visible. As I finished unloading she pulled me into the kitchen and opened her shirt and asked me if it was better than the frozen food aisle? I blushed, came in my pants and ran out the door.

Well to make a long story short. A few weeks later she met me outside her door on my way home from school (I walked past her house every day) invited me in and I lost my virginity. It was the nicest get together I would have to this date. She took her time, was gentle and loved to kiss. For the next 2 years on a weekly basis we would meet. Some days to just talk and snuggle and other days she would show me new things on how to please her.

I headed off to college and she ended up moving but I never forgot her. And never will. She was my first love and first impression of how to treat a lady which has carried me to this day. SO

[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1669523]This is exactly the kind of anecdote I was looking for. I'm sure there are a million stories out there like this. We just need to get guys to let us read them!

I'll give you one that doesn't really qualify in my 'guidelines' but we haven't had a lot to read so here goes.

I was probably 16 or 17 at the time and working in the local supermarket after school and on weekends. I was a shy kid when it came to girls and hadn't even really been out on a 'date' yet. Anyway being horny pre-pubs we used to always love it when during the sumer cute women would come into the frozen food aisle and 'show off' their hard little nipples. As a matter of fact we used to devise a 'page' when it happened and everyone would find an excuse to go into that aisle. (told ya we were horny little bastards). Well there was this one MILF type who used to come in all the time. She was failrly tiny on top so she wouldn't wear a bra but just a tight undershirt. Obviously the view was quite nice as she had the nicest nipples (almost as nice as my now fave MILF). After a month or two she would appear without the undershirt and just a loose fitting top which she would use to bend over at just the right time for us. (wouldn't ya figure we would figure it out?)

A few weeks later my mgr asked if I would deliver some groceries (yea we did that) so off I went. Well sure enoufgh I arrived and it was our MILF lady. I brought in the groceries as I hid my woodie. We chatted a bit (she was flirting but duh) gave me a tip and off I went. About the 3rd or 4th time I went there she met me in a sheer top with her small B's very visible. As I finished unloading she pulled me into the kitchen and opened her shirt and asked me if it was better than the frozen food aisle? I blushed, came in my pants and ran out the door.

Well to make a long story short. A few weeks later she met me outside her door on my way home from school (I walked past her house every day) invited me in and I lost my virginity. It was the nicest get together I would have to this date. She took her time, was gentle and loved to kiss. For the next 2 years on a weekly basis we would meet. Some days to just talk and snuggle and other days she would show me new things on how to please her.

I headed off to college and she ended up moving but I never forgot her. And never will. She was my first love and first impression of how to treat a lady which has carried me to this day. SO[/QUOTE]Awesome, just awesome. You had to be the luckiest kid in high school.

Com'on guys, there's got to be a lot more stories. I'll fess up, that was me who wrote SO of my recent experience.
btw I'm not sure if I'm a regular contact or not but we do pm occasionally.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out; 1665891]OK. After all the drama we had on the massage board let's change things up and share a story or two. I got a pm from one of my regular contacts about a visit he had a few weeks ago. (no names please) Now she was in the middle of the session and had his dick firmly down her throat and clutching his balls when she paused for a second and said something to the effect of " Don't you remember me. I'm xxxx who was a good friend of your kid xxxx." Well it turns out not only was she a good friend of the kid and family but had spent many a day visiting, sharing meals and even staying over the house when she was younger.

SO[/QUOTE]

Was in Florida with a group of guys on a golf trip in Tampa about 7 years ago. A couple of us went to a strip club after dinner the first night. When we got there I immediately hone in on this killer brunette on a semi private stage in the corner of the room. I grab a beer pull up a chair and start throwing the cash around. Well it was some what dark and I was allot drunk so after about 30 minutes she tells me, her name was Jennifer, she is done on the stage for now but would be glad to give me a private dance in one of the VIP booths. So off we went and the booth turned out to be just that a private booth with a locking door and I think this is going to be more than a dance.

So she starts with the dance and asks me what I want and with a look of what had to be surprised I said what ever you do in these things. Her response was a big smile and said that for everything it will be $80. No problem I pay her and she starts to dance again leaning over me with her perfect D tits in my face to suck and then she leans down and gives me a great kiss while undoing my pants. So we finally get naked and she climbs in my lap facing me kissing me like she loves me and grinding me privates to privates and eventually I slipped in side her BB. I am thinking WTF is going on here and before I know it we are fucking like minxes. It did not take long and I popped inside her thinking again WTF talk about caught up in the moment Christ.

So we clean up and return to the main room and she disappears and I join my friends who are asking me where have you been and my response was taking a shit dinner went rite through me. The night was getting late and we were heading out when Jennifer came to me and handed me a folded piece of paper and tells me that she hooks up outside the club if interested. I must have looked dumb again because she then says just letting you know winks at me and walks away.

Well the next day I call her and ask if she wants to come to my hotel and she says sure and lets me know its going to be 1. 5 for an hour or 2 for 90 minutes I say no problem. So after golfing 36 holes and hung over to boot I call her before dinner and she is at my door in 30 minutes. The next 90 minutes was non stop action of insane sex. This girl was a nymph big time. So I gave her a nice tip and tell her I am leaving in a few days can we get together again she is like sure would love to so again the second to last day she came again at the same time and nearly killed me. I tell her I am down here twice a year and would like to see her again and we part ways. So it's the last night and we go out for a big fat dinner and again some of the guys want to go back to the strip club and I am like why not maybe see her one more time. So in we go and about 15 minutes later one of the guys that was not with us the first night comes up to me and says you will not believe who is here. Remember the guy from work who I thought was a good friend but it turned out was fucking my now ex wife in the middle of our divorce? I said ya and thought what a back stabbing dick the guy was to fuck a so called friends wife when he was going through a terrible divorce. So with the biggest shit eaten grin on his face he says it's his oldest daughter. So while laughing hysterically he says I have got to get a VIP booth dance with her as long as she does not recognize me. So he points her out and I am like your kidding rite? He had pointed to my weekend girl Jennifer. I said Joe I did one better than a simple lap dance and told him the whole story. What a small world. So our biggest problem was how to tell the guy who fucked his ex wife his daughter is in FL fucking guys and to boot she is loving it cause she is a nympho. LMFAO it was not to difficult trust me. BTW I only saw her one more time six months later and never let on about knowing who her father was after all she was not the dick head he was.

I have a couple f'ked up stories but this one is most memorable be / see the two sisters were hot. My jr and sr year I dated the same chick who had two sisters that were older one 30's not too hot but another one 25ish and she was rocking. I actually worked with the 25 yr old at a restaurant and she always told me that the waitresses wanted me and would kid her younger sister about it to piss her off. Anyway I had great sex with my girlfriend and she would tell me about her 25 yr sister and all her guy friends and what a **** her sister was. That planted a seed with me. So one night I go over her house and my girlfriend is running late and her sister starts flirting with me and I think oh WTF just go for it, next thing I know she is blowing me while my girlfriend is coming in the front door. Luckliy they lived on second floor so I had time to get myself together. I felt bad and tried to get the older one to know hey we screwed up no biggy, but at work she starts after me in the walkin food pantry. Well another BJ and next time at the house she is all over me fucking me and teaching me lots of things most HS do not learn. I dated the sister until I graduated and she never knew about her older sister. Well to make this really fucked up what I did not know was at the time my boss at the restaurant was the older ones boyfriend, when I found that out months later I did not care be / see he was a prick, but she was doing me be / see she got off on the thrill of blowing me a work while her boss / boyfriend was there and had no idea. Fucked up

[QUOTE=Ccup2;1671669]I have a couple f'ked up stories but this one is most memorable be / see the two sisters were hot. My jr and sr year I dated the same chick who had two sisters that were older one 30's not too hot but another one 25ish and she was rocking. I actually worked with the 25 yr old at a restaurant and she always told me that the waitresses wanted me and would kid her younger sister about it to piss her off. Anyway I had great sex with my girlfriend and she would tell me about her 25 yr sister and all her guy friends and what a **** her sister was. That planted a seed with me. So one night I go over her house and my girlfriend is running late and her sister starts flirting with me and I think oh WTF just go for it, next thing I know she is blowing me while my girlfriend is coming in the front door. Luckliy they lived on second floor so I had time to get myself together. I felt bad and tried to get the older one to know hey we screwed up no biggy, but at work she starts after me in the walkin food pantry. Well another BJ and next time at the house she is all over me fucking me and teaching me lots of things most HS do not learn. I dated the sister until I graduated and she never knew about her older sister. Well to make this really fucked up what I did not know was at the time my boss at the restaurant was the older ones boyfriend, when I found that out months later I did not care be / see he was a prick, but she was doing me be / see she got off on the thrill of blowing me a work while her boss / boyfriend was there and had no idea. Fucked up[/QUOTE]Great going guys! These are all great things to read on these cold days. But I'm guessing nalmost everyone nhas one to tel so let's keep going.

And I'll also bet that some of tghe ladies who read this (and I know there are some) have some stories to tell. So keep them coming guys and gals! SO

Retirement Dreams

As I lay down to sleep.

I pray for a woman who's very cheap.

One who's sexy, blonde and long.

Who notices that she's mostly wrong.

One who sucks and doesn't speak.

And promises to do so at least once a week.

I pray that she is very randy,

'cause one like that would come in pretty handy.

Opens her legs and lies on the floor,

I'm done, she wants no more.

Oh, send me a woman who will.

Not play with my mind.

Who knows what she wants and.

That's a LOT from behind!

One who'll screw till my body's a twitchin'

A beer when she bitchin!

I pray that she'll last right up to the end,

And would never complain when I do her best friend.

Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,

So I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late. Even for guys approaching or crossed 60.

Over the past 3 years, being single, I hosted a provider at my home because it worked out easier for both of us. After a while a mutual trust was developed, so some of the pillow talk turned to discussing family stuff, including our children.

It turned out that her residence was in the same town as my eldest son, and she drove past his home quite often.

One day last summer, she was on the back of her boy friend's Harley and my son was in the yard less than 30 feet from the road. He looked up and she turned and smiled at him, and held that gaze until out of sight. He stared open mouthed the whole time. Besides the smile, she is quite proud of her 38dd's, which are very prominant.

All the time she was thinking I know who your Daddy is!

Later that nite, she couldn't wait to EMAIL me and tell me what she had done.

R. Lawrence

My story goes like this. We had a next door neighbor who was in high school who would come buy and baby-sit my SO and my toddler. She was typical girl next door who got hotter as she got older. After she graduated from high school I did not see her around again. I assumed she went off to college, moved out or something. About a couple of years after she graduated, she would have been about 20 or 21 I walked into the LampLighter on Rt 20. I see this hot looking dancer and go over to the stage and pull out some bills for tipping. When she gets closer we recognize each other and our both kind of embarrassed. I give her the bills and she says don't tell anyone that she dances here and I say, don't worry I won't tell if you don't. I then left. I sometimes wonder if I should have asked her for a private dance, but then the LampLighter did not have the best private dance area. Wet