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When I get a window I jump through it because my time is extremely narrow. I reached out to rock stars Joy, Dhalia, Morgan, Farrah, Avalon and a couple others who kknow I'm not affiliated with anyone and a good date. Due to my limited availability Nova was the first to respond and I went. I have to agree with Uni on this one. I read the reviews here and know I have to take them with a grain of salt but I'm starting to think I need the whole silo of Salt. No offense, what follows is an honest review from a guy in the hobby for years and if you don't like it. As A2 says "use the ignore button liberally".

2 Call setup, easy to text and communicate. Got to location and she let me in. Not bad looking but not what you all have praised here by a mile. Completely flat chested (Which I like but was not expecting) unlike pics. When did we start to say fake pics were ok? I mean you can post your body without posting your face. Come on guys. Into the room, temperature is warm but is clean and no odd smells / pets. Allows DFK but the teeth comments here are correct. Also a hint of special smoke as kissing. Clothes come completely off and I ask about two pops. "I don't usually do that but if you hurry on the first one then it's OK". I paid for an hour just FYI naysayers. I ask about facial. "I guess as long as you don't get it in my eye". BBBJ starts, no eye contact, no noise occasionally catch her looking out window and at TV. That's fucking lazy at 200 an hour. I popped in about 10 minutes and it was BBBJCIMWspit, not the facial I asked for. She immediately starts playing with mr happy and I say lets take 10. Not the conversationalist but I expect that from younger providers. After 5 minutes she goes back at it and I semi-rise to the occasion. (In 15 I would have been at full mast). On goes the cover and mish it is, then legs up for better angle and nothing. Silence, not a moan, not a fart, fucking nothing. I'm a good looking guy, no Brad Pitt, but keeping your eyes closed and being silent does not warrant 200 an hour or 1 dollar an hour. Flipped over for some doggy and at 30 minutes past the time I arrived I called it quits and got dressed and left.

Let me summarize for the naysayers. Not the girl in the pics and not worth it to me. I included details so that you have trouble not connecting the dots. I've safely and disease freely seen hundreds of friends, this is not close to the top or middle but is extremely close to the bottom. When I get time, I use it fully, when I leave feeling like I WTF. I should have jerked it.

BuckBundy. It's a Dogs Life.

[QUOTE=BuckBundy;2727968]When I get a window I jump through it because my time is extremely narrow. I reached out to rock stars Joy, Dhalia, Morgan, Farrah, Avalon and a couple others who kknow I'm not affiliated with anyone and a good date. Due to my limited availability Nova was the first to respond and I went. I have to agree with Uni on this one. I read the reviews here and know I have to take them with a grain of salt but I'm starting to think I need the whole silo of Salt. No offense, what follows is an honest review from a guy in the hobby for years and if you don't like it. As A2 says "use the ignore button liberally".

2 Call setup, easy to test and communicate. Got to location and she let me in. Not bad looking but not what you all have praised here by a mile. Completely flat chested (Which I like but was not expecting) unlike pics. When did we start to say fake pics were ok? I mean you can post your body without posting your face. Come on guys. Into the room, temperature is warm but is clean and no odd smells / pets. Allows DFK but the teeth comments here are correct. Also a hint of special smoke as kissing. Clothes come completely off and I ask about two pops. "I don't usually do that but if you hurry on the first one then it's OK". I paid for an hour just FYI naysayers. I ask about facial. I guess as long as you don't get it in my eye. BBBJ starts, no eye contact, no noise occasionally catch her looking out window and at TV. That's fucking lazy at 200 an hour. I popped in about 10 minutes and it was BBBJCIMWspit, not the facial I asked for. She immediately starts playing with mr happy and I say lets take 10. Not the conversationalist but I expect that from younger providers. After 5 minutes she goes back at it and I semi-rise to the occasion. (In 15 I would have been at full mast). On goes the cover and mish it is, then legs up for better angle and nothing. Silence, not a moan, not a fart, fucking nothing. I'm a good looking guy, no Brad Pitt, but keeping your eyes closed and being silent does not warrant 200 an hour or 1 dollar an hour. Flipped over for some doggy and at 30 minutes past the time I arrived I called it quits and got dressed and left.

Let me summarize for the naysayers. Not the girl in the pics and not worth it to me. I included details so that you have trouble not connecting the dots. I've safely and disease freely seen hundreds of friends, this is not close to the top or middle but is extremely close to the bottom. When I get time, I use it fully, when I leave feeling like I WTF. I should have jerked it.

BuckBundy. It's a Dogs Life.[/QUOTE]I Thank You Buck for this very open and very honest review. I want to commend you for making a truthful honest review. If a provider deserves a good review then by all means that review deserves to be posted. But if any provider's deserves a bad review than that as well should be posted. I concentrate on the bad reviews better than the good reviews. If a provider is charging 200 plus an hour we all should expect good service as we mongers work hard for our coins. A provider not posting her own pic is troubling. Like you said a provider can cover up her face and at least use her own body photo. From my understanding this provider used a totally fake pic and we as mongers should not be acceptable to this. Again thank you.

Chris5.

Saw Sabrina recently for the first time in several years. She will tell you she has put on a couple of pounds, and she has, but she still looks good, gives a great rub, and I was satisfied with the ending. Her place is clean but she does have a cat if that is a problem for you. She is friendly and a little playful. Her prices are a little high for a rub, but I enjoyed myself and look forward to seeing her again.

GP.

Just wanted to add my. 02 on Nova. Saw her about 2 weeks ago, opted for HH. Like others said, pics are not hers. But a fairly good resemblance. Fairly good communication leading up to the meeting. Upon meeting her, she sounded like she had just waken up. Despite it being mid afternoon. First thing I noticed upon walking into her place was a pet odor (perhaps dog / cat?) which illuminated the whole place strongly. Not my cup of tea, but I went along with it. Soon after, I noticed the teeth issue. It was a slight turnoff, but I went along with it too. She began by giving a very slow BBBJ, which I didn't mind at all. 2 minutes later, she ushered me to begin. I set her up in doggy and finished there. I was in and out in 15 minutes. Would I repeat? Yes, if no one else is available.

[QUOTE=BuckBundy;2727968]Let me summarize for the naysayers. Not the girl in the pics and not worth it to me. I included details so that you have trouble not connecting the dots. I've safely and disease freely seen hundreds of friends, this is not close to the top or middle but is extremely close to the bottom. When I get time, I use it fully, when I leave feeling like I WTF. I should have jerked it.

BuckBundy. It's a Dogs Life.[/QUOTE]There's definitely a real world scale vs a provider and then an AMP scale when interpreting appearance / reviews. I for one appreciate reports such as yours, I'll save my $$.

[QUOTE=BuckBundy;2727968]When I get a window I jump through it because my time is extremely narrow. I reached out to rock stars Joy, Dhalia, Morgan, Farrah, Avalon and a couple others who kknow I'm not affiliated with anyone and a good date. Due to my limited availability Nova was the first to respond and I went. I have to agree with Uni on this one. I read the reviews here and know I have to take them with a grain of salt but I'm starting to think I need the whole silo of Salt. No offense, what follows is an honest review from a guy in the hobby for years and if you don't like it. As A2 says "use the ignore button liberally".

2 Call setup, easy to text and communicate. Got to location and she let me in. Not bad looking but not what you all have praised here by a mile. Completely flat chested (Which I like but was not expecting) unlike pics. When did we start to say fake pics were ok? I mean you can post your body without posting your face. Come on guys. Into the room, temperature is warm but is clean and no odd smells / pets. Allows DFK but the teeth comments here are correct. Also a hint of special smoke as kissing. Clothes come completely off and I ask about two pops. "I don't usually do that but if you hurry on the first one then it's OK". I paid for an hour just FYI naysayers. I ask about facial. "I guess as long as you don't get it in my eye". BBBJ starts, no eye contact, no noise occasionally catch her looking out window and at TV. That's fucking lazy at 200 an hour. I popped in about 10 minutes and it was BBBJCIMWspit, not the facial I asked for. She immediately starts playing with mr happy and I say lets take 10. Not the conversationalist but I expect that from younger providers. After 5 minutes she goes back at it and I semi-rise to the occasion. (In 15 I would have been at full mast). On goes the cover and mish it is, then legs up for better angle and nothing. Silence, not a moan, not a fart, fucking nothing. I'm a good looking guy, no Brad Pitt, but keeping your eyes closed and being silent does not warrant 200 an hour or 1 dollar an hour. Flipped over for some doggy and at 30 minutes past the time I arrived I called it quits and got dressed and left.

Let me summarize for the naysayers. Not the girl in the pics and not worth it to me. I included details so that you have trouble not connecting the dots. I've safely and disease freely seen hundreds of friends, this is not close to the top or middle but is extremely close to the bottom. When I get time, I use it fully, when I leave feeling like I WTF. I should have jerked it.

BuckBundy. It's a Dogs Life.[/QUOTE]Thank's for the honest review. I was thinking about seeing Nova a while back myself then I found out that her pics were not really her and that was enough to make me forget her. I have found that in most cases when a provider is using someone else's hot photos it is because she is either not that hot her self or her service is not that good so she needs the pics to draw the guys into her trap.

I have seen Anna at least 3 times now so far and she has become one of my ATF. She is the girl in the pics. She is not a spinner but has a nice curvy body shape. Here is how the conversation went the first time I met her.

Anna: Hi, I am Anna, come on in.

Me: Hi, how are you?

Anna: Good.

Me: Can I use the bathroom very quick?

Anna: No.

Me: I was thinking in my head, what is going on with this one?

Anna: (Laughing loud at me) I got you, of course, you can use the bathroom. I was just joking.

Me: I admit: you got me on this one.

Me: You are a joker. I think I am going to like you a lot.

I always have a great time with her and every time is better than the previous one. You need to have all your vitamins before seeing her. You will need them. If not, don't say that I didn't warm you. I have never seen the same girl twice in a week but Anna managed to make me loose my head. The first time I saw her, I lost my head in 10 mn. I was disappointed with myself. I have to rescheduled another meeting for 3 days later. I was sure to have all my vitamins and my tools, the jack hammer and power drills, ready. I was really happy with myself the second time but she upped her game too. Here are my scores:

Appearance: 8/10.

Attitude: 10/10.

Service: 10/10.

Atmosphere: 10/10.

I like the way she asked me if I wanted her to do something for me. One of my best experiences.

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Obviously not the girl in the pics, but expected a closer resemblance after others have said she was close, or even better. I personally thought otherwise; not to say that she isn't attractive, just had higher expectation. I'm a boob guy so was disappointed with not much on top. Anyways, got BBBJ then did the deed (not one to do super detailed reports but can pm for more info). More than once is allowed with hour appt's, she didn't have another cover for 2nd but did do more BBBJ since I asked. Would only repeat since price is right and know she's "safe".

Looks like she is back.

I have only seen her once, but when I find time I will be back.

She says GFE, but I would call her pse.

Well worth a visit.

I highly recommend.

Thank you for coming to see me, I appreciate the kind words. I'm pretty sure it was the "everything in between" that you enjoyed the most, you dirty naughty boy! Hee hee. You are always welcome back to my lair of sin. Happy Holidays xoxo.

[QUOTE=BuffaloTongue;2721256]Well I finally got to see my new all time favorite, The sex ass Avalon. I must say this Lady oozes sexually, Class and everything in between. Theres no need to go into details, but I'm definitely going back again and again![/QUOTE]

I know I'm a little late to the party, but I wanted to add a quick review of a visit to see the one and only Avalon.

I had been emailing back and forth with her for a few months, but our schedules never seemed to work. She was always understanding and incredibly professional to deal with, as we had some appointments that got tentatively set and then cancelled by me for one reason or another. So, when I found myself with some unexpected free time this week, I figured I owed her a visit. Communication and set-up was a breeze.

Once inside, she put me right at ease and began service. It was a quick visit. Just a half hour "get to know you" kind of visit. I will report that everything that has been said / reported on this board about Avalon is spot on. She has an incredible body, just incredible. And, she knows how to make the most of it. If your a boob guy, get ready to be wowed. If your an ass man, well, she's got you covered there as well! She is also warm and funny and charming. I could not have had a more pleasant experience. Never a discussion of donation of any kind until services were completed. And, the rate was as advertised. I will absolutely repeat when I have time to do so.

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I saw Anna the other day and I had one hell of a good time! It was very easy to make the appointment and her incall was easy to find. Walked in and she looked exactly like her pictures, she is a very pretty young lady. We had some good conversations and we went at it. She was a complete GFE and I really had a wonderful time. She's a sweet girl so treat her nice!

[QUOTE=Bjceb;2729210]Looks like she is back.

I have only seen her once, but when I find time I will be back.

She says GFE, but I would call her pse.

Well worth a visit.

I highly recommend.[/QUOTE]She may not be doing this for much longer, maybe only for a few more days or so.

She's pretty much the best that I've ever dreamed of in my entire mongering career. If you're on the fence about seeing her, you may want to get off of that fence and take the plunge.

Can't think of a better gift for the Holidays that I can have than Anna for $1. 0 for hhr she gave me a total GFE experience LFK tnan DFK great BBJ with CIM a really sweet girl with no signs of any bad habits (mgmt / bf etc) It hard for me to pop being I'm an old fat guy and she does it in pretty short order. Now I kinda of know how this guy felt being with this Anna. [URL]http://usaadultclassifieds.info/classifieds/98/posts/1-Independent-Escorts/1-Independent-Escorts/11340--Miss-Anna-New-amp-Ready-to-play-.html[/URL].

As I told you, you will have a really good time with her and she will make you loose your head. I am glad that she finally accepted my multiple invitation to join and post on our board.

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I saw Anna the other day and I had one hell of a good time! It was very easy to make the appointment and her incall was easy to find. Walked in and she looked exactly like her pictures, she is a very pretty young lady. We had some good conversations and we went at it. She was a complete GFE and I really had a wonderful time. She's a sweet girl so treat her nice![/QUOTE]