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[QUOTE=Ginger Man;1433064]Hmmmm. There was a Lisa during the last iteration of BT that sounds like this one. Pretty, petite, pony-tailed and probably a bit older than she looks. Very professional in all aspects. The thing I remember is the unusual combination of what she permitted and what she did not. This but not that? What? OK then. In the end, still, a very satisfying experience. I may have to go see if it is her.[/QUOTE]Its not her. Still worthy of a visit though.
Guys,
Can any one got feedback on Ells Express Accupressue? I searched about it but not much info, Can someone shed some, looking out for something not an AMP?
[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1434057]Guys,
Can any one got feedback on Ells Express Accupressue? I searched about it but not much info, Can someone shed some, looking out for something not an AMP?[/QUOTE]There's two ladies. One is Eileen (I think). She is black. The other one is Vicki. Hispanic who says she is from Mexico. I've tried them both and had some great rubs tho YMMV. No TS but I know sponge bath and a sauna may be available.
[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1434057]Guys,
Can any one got feedback on Ells Express Accupressue? I searched about it but not much info, Can someone shed some, looking out for something not an AMP?[/QUOTE]Weighing your current contributions to the forum against your continued requests I will have to say, no info is available to you at this time.
How about you visit some places post some verifiable reviews yourself before asking for intel, otherwise you just smell like LE to everyone.
I have been reading and getting as much info as I can from the forums to make the plunge and try my first AMP experience. So a few days ago I had a day off of work and took the drive and got there just a little bit after they opened and it didn't seem to be a lot of people there considering only one door looked to be closed. The place was like other reviews 2 door system to get in and was taken straight to the room and was asked if I had been there before and so I did what the others said to do say "yes" and she didn't ask anything else. As I waited for the provider I knew I needed to disrobe immediately so I started and as I was getting undressed in walked my provider asked me how long I said one hour and she asked if I wanted shower and I knew from others not to pass this up so again I said yes. I gave her the the standard house fee and continued to get fully undressed so she could see everything. She walked out and came back a few minutes later and took me to the TS.
I think she could tell I was a little nervous but she kept asking questions to get to know me better and joke around and flirt a little to loosen me up I think.
I am so glad I didn't pass on the TS that felt really great, after the TS went back to the room for a nice relaxing massage, and made sure that everytime she was in reach to rub her leg and stuff so she wouldn't think I was LE, another great tip I got from here, she walked on my back which I never had before and I really enjoyed. After the flip I was very happy with the massage she provided and left a nice tip. Total damage $.5.
I just want to say for my first experience it was great and I can't wait to go back, maybe next week, and I'm now hooked like everyone else LOL.
[QUOTE=KeepinItAlive; 1435109]I have been reading and getting as much info as I can from the forums to make the plunge and try my first AMP experience. So a few days ago I had a day off of work and took the drive and got there just a little bit after they opened and it didn't seem to be a lot of people there considering only one door looked to be closed. The place was like other reviews 2 door system to get in and was taken straight to the room and was asked if I had been there before and so I did what the others said to do say "yes" and she didn't ask anything else. As I waited for the provider I knew I needed to disrobe immediately so I started and as I was getting undressed in walked my provider asked me how long I said one hour and she asked if I wanted shower and I knew from others not to pass this up so again I said yes. I gave her the the standard house fee and continued to get fully undressed so she could see everything. She walked out and came back a few minutes later and took me to the TS.
I think she could tell I was a little nervous but she kept asking questions to get to know me better and joke around and flirt a little to loosen me up I think.
I am so glad I didn't pass on the TS that felt really great, after the TS went back to the room for a nice relaxing massage, and made sure that everytime she was in reach to rub her leg and stuff so she wouldn't think I was LE, another great tip I got from here, she walked on my back which I never had before and I really enjoyed. After the flip I was very happy with the massage she provided and left a nice tip. Total damage $.5.
I just want to say for my first experience it was great and I can't wait to go back, maybe next week, and I'm now hooked like everyone else LOL.[/QUOTE]Finally, a newbie who gets it. He did the research, took the plunge and posted a report! Good job!
[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1434850]Weighing your current contributions to the forum against your continued requests I will have to say, no info is available to you at this time.
How about you visit some places post some verifiable reviews yourself before asking for intel, otherwise you just smell like LE to everyone.[/QUOTE]It spuds dumb to me. What if a real LE post hundreds of useless posts and ask a question? It doesn't make any sense how you determine based on posts, not trying to be hard but that's the reality.
Wanted to see Nana again at TK. Saw another dude who was told to come back in 10 minutes. I was told to come back in 30 for Nana. That would have made it 10:15 when I got back there again. I knew it would be a rush rush rush session since they close at 11. So I went to Silk. Usually, I would not admit this but if it helps newbies or reminds others it will be worth it. Got to Silk and waited 5-7 minutes to meet my therapist. Cookie was her name. Shower then back to the room. (I always request a floor bed) Decent but only 10 minute or so massage. I told her I was there a few times before. I really thought that this place has become a FS spa. I know it never use to be but I thought I read here or on another site that FS was on the menu. Anyway, to try to make this shorter I tipped her accordingly. She quickly got "comfortable" I told her what I wanted and she said NO saying something like,"You know this place." Right away I felt like a SHMUCK. All I could do was look at my tip on the table as we continued our session. She was friendly. Played with the kitty no FIV though. DATY, something I usually do not do at an AMP. BBBJ, followed by CG with her using her ass and palm of her hand to provide the sensation. Followed by reversed CG rubbing on me with her ass. I cannot blame her I left the tip ASSUMING what would happen. If I was her I would have taken the money and said to myself,"This guy is a SHMUCK." After the deed I did not rush to get up, determined to get as much as I could out of this fiassco I created. She came back (clothed of course) saw I was in no hurry and asked me to give her a massage. She pulled her top down and I got a few cheap feels in until I heard from the other side of the curtain,"Number 8 (room number) time is over." I got dressed and looked at my watch. I was in there only 45 minutes. All in all I would see Cookie again. It was my fault and she at least acted like or maybe did like to have fun. Some dirty talk, ass slapping, etc. Face 8, body 9plus, attitude good as well. Now I will hang my head in shame.
[QUOTE=MikedD;1436136]Wanted to see Nana again at TK. Saw another dude who was told to come back in 10 minutes. I was told to come back in 30 for Nana. That would have made it 10:15 when I got back there again. I knew it would be a rush rush rush session since they close at 11. So I went to Silk. Usually, I would not admit this but if it helps newbies or reminds others it will be worth it. Got to Silk and waited 5-7 minutes to meet my therapist. Cookie was her name. Shower then back to the room. (I always request a floor bed) Decent but only 10 minute or so massage. I told her I was there a few times before. I really thought that this place has become a FS spa. I know it never use to be but I thought I read here or on another site that FS was on the menu. Anyway, to try to make this shorter I tipped her accordingly. She quickly got "comfortable" I told her what I wanted and she said NO saying something like,"You know this place." Right away I felt like a SHMUCK. All I could do was look at my tip on the table as we continued our session. She was friendly. Played with the kitty no FIV though. DATY, something I usually do not do at an AMP. BBBJ, followed by CG with her using her ass and palm of her hand to provide the sensation. Followed by reversed CG rubbing on me with her ass. I cannot blame her I left the tip ASSUMING what would happen. If I was her I would have taken the money and said to myself,"This guy is a SHMUCK." After the deed I did not rush to get up, determined to get as much as I could out of this fiassco I created. She came back (clothed of course) saw I was in no hurry and asked me to give her a massage. She pulled her top down and I got a few cheap feels in until I heard from the other side of the curtain,"Number 8 (room number) time is over." I got dressed and looked at my watch. I was in there only 45 minutes. All in all I would see Cookie again. It was my fault and she at least acted like or maybe did like to have fun. Some dirty talk, ass slapping, etc. Face 8, body 9plus, attitude good as well. Now I will hang my head in shame.[/QUOTE]MikedD,
I am curious why you felt like a schumck. I have known Cookie a long time and also am a frequent flyer of Silk. Even though you didn't actually accomplish your goals it sounded like you came pretty close. And this is in an establishment that is relatively "legit" and from a provider that didn't even know you. I thought your report wa sexcellent with the exception that you left fellinf like you missed out on something. Anyway, after reading your experience I will be heading over there and asking for my old friend Cookie just to re-create what was read. Sorry you left unhappy, but given the content of your report and the great rating on your provider, I suspect she is going to have a busy week ahead of her!
[QUOTE=MikedD;1436136]Wanted to see Nana again at TK. Saw another dude who was told to come back in 10 minutes. I was told to come back in 30 for Nana. That would have made it 10:15 when I got back there again. I knew it would be a rush rush rush session since they close at 11. So I went to Silk. Usually, I would not admit this but if it helps newbies or reminds others it will be worth it. Got to Silk and waited 5-7 minutes to meet my therapist. Cookie was her name. Shower then back to the room. (I always request a floor bed) Decent but only 10 minute or so massage. I told her I was there a few times before. I really thought that this place has become a FS spa. I know it never use to be but I thought I read here or on another site that FS was on the menu. Anyway, to try to make this shorter I tipped her accordingly. She quickly got "comfortable" I told her what I wanted and she said NO saying something like,"You know this place." Right away I felt like a SHMUCK. All I could do was look at my tip on the table as we continued our session. She was friendly. Played with the kitty no FIV though. DATY, something I usually do not do at an AMP. BBBJ, followed by CG with her using her ass and palm of her hand to provide the sensation. Followed by reversed CG rubbing on me with her ass. I cannot blame her I left the tip ASSUMING what would happen. If I was her I would have taken the money and said to myself,"This guy is a SHMUCK." After the deed I did not rush to get up, determined to get as much as I could out of this fiassco I created. She came back (clothed of course) saw I was in no hurry and asked me to give her a massage. She pulled her top down and I got a few cheap feels in until I heard from the other side of the curtain,"Number 8 (room number) time is over." I got dressed and looked at my watch. I was in there only 45 minutes. All in all I would see Cookie again. It was my fault and she at least acted like or maybe did like to have fun. Some dirty talk, ass slapping, etc. Face 8, body 9plus, attitude good as well. Now I will hang my head in shame.[/QUOTE]Your walk of shame is on a sidewalk filled with your fellow hobbist, I have taken it three or four time's. You know sometime you think you have to make a connection first in it will get better, only thing that gets better is how you walk, one foot in front of the other. I also think one or two of the sessions I have had were fun, but the attuide at this place can be a hand full, they act like they are doing you a favor, what is really happening, is you are paying for a service, they make you beleive they will provide. I think it would not be to bad if they were up front, but then I guess we would not pay them as much since we get more for the buck at other places. The two bad sessions have been because they want to fuss when you take money back (which I have done) , you know you get what you pay for, that works both ways. I would never take anything back normally, but when you try to give me a lot of shit, with your attuide, well you cut yourself short, and in most cases, I am an over tipper. But I don't need that shit in the street, I can get that at home, I rubbed one of them on the leg once, she told me I needed to ask her first, how dare me just try to touch, WTF, I had to look around to see where I was, funny now (maybe she was correct, I don't know, but if your are there and I come there to at least touch, or be touched, then what did I miss, maybe it was the memo, no touching) but I was a little hot when it happened, got up started to leave untill she changed her tone, all in all I think they do it because we allow them to, let everyone start taking money back and see what happens. Just my thought
[QUOTE=Paulson;1436639]Your walk of shame is on a sidewalk filled with your fellow hobbist, I have taken it three or four time's. You know sometime you think you have to make a connection first in it will get better, only thing that gets better is how you walk, one foot in front of the other. I also think one or two of the sessions I have had were fun, but the attuide at this place can be a hand full, they act like they are doing you a favor, what is really happening, is you are paying for a service, they make you beleive they will provide. I think it would not be to bad if they were up front, but then I guess we would not pay them as much since we get more for the buck at other places. The two bad sessions have been because they want to fuss when you take money back (which I have done) , you know you get what you pay for, that works both ways. I would never take anything back normally, but when you try to give me a lot of shit, with your attuide, well you cut yourself short, and in most cases, I am an over tipper. But I don't need that shit in the street, I can get that at home, I rubbed one of them on the leg once, she told me I needed to ask her first, how dare me just try to touch, WTF, I had to look around to see where I was, funny now (maybe she was correct, I don't know, but if your are there and I come there to at least touch, or be touched, then what did I miss, maybe it was the memo, no touching) but I was a little hot when it happened, got up started to leave untill she changed her tone, all in all I think they do it because we allow them to, let everyone start taking money back and see what happens. Just my thought[/QUOTE]You are absolutely 100% correct about the attitude of the girls at Silk. For the reasons that you have already explained I avoid the place. The girls there are rub and tug only, but THEY WANT THEIR TIP MONEY AS IF IT WAS FS. Just like the girls at Golden in Clinton, their attitude turns shitty if they do not get $80-100 tip. Let them get mad. There is no way that I am going to pay $180 for a hand job or a ass rub on my dick. The girls there are not doing any favors for you and you are over glorifying them when you tip them too much for too little. Explain to them that extra tip money is for extra favors only and stand your ground as a man. You can always go to another spa.
Propilot-Always check your six.
[QUOTE=Airtech22; 1436450]MikedD,
I am curious why you felt like a schumck. I have known Cookie a long time and also am a frequent flyer of Silk. Even though you didn't actually accomplish your goals it sounded like you came pretty close. And this is in an establishment that is relatively "legit" and from a provider that didn't even know you. I thought your report wa sexcellent with the exception that you left fellinf like you missed out on something. Anyway, after reading your experience I will be heading over there and asking for my old friend Cookie just to re-create what was read. Sorry you left unhappy, but given the content of your report and the great rating on your provider, I suspect she is going to have a busy week ahead of her![/QUOTE]Airtech I hope you are wrong, and she don't have a busy week, they are not legit, if they where then you would not be spending
$.80 there. I am not saying they are wrong with there level of service, I am say if I am going to be over charge then put a little sugar on top. Don't act like you did me a favor. When I took money back, it was because the girl fussed at me for her shitty service that I complain about. It's all about attuide, thats all. Give a good massage, smile, flirt, offer what you offer, (don't play bull shit games) for a fee, I can ether pay it or don't, and when I don't, don't become a *****, I may come back and pay next time. I will never be able to go back there until you and other stop allow them to demeaner you. If we just took one week, and ether stop going there or pay them for the service they provide, you would see every thing change so in short, airtech stop making it hard for the rest of us,
Grow a set, or at least get them back from silk, they keep them in a jar in the back. Ya, good for you Propilot
[QUOTE=Paulson; 1437216]Airtech I hope you are wrong, and she don't have a busy week, they are not legit, if they where then you would not be spending
$.80 there. I am not saying they are wrong with there level of service, I am say if I am going to be over charge then put a little sugar on top. Don't act like you did me a favor. When I took money back, it was because the girl fussed at me for her shitty service that I complain about. It's all about attuide, thats all. Give a good massage, smile, flirt, offer what you offer, (don't play bull shit games) for a fee, I can ether pay it or don't, and when I don't, don't become a, I may come back and pay next time. I will never be able to go back there until you and other stop allow them to demeaner you. If we just took one week, and ether stop going there or pay them for the service they provide, you would see every thing change so in short, airtech stop making it hard for the rest of us,
Grow a set, or at least get them back from silk, they keep them in a jar in the back. Ya, good for you Propilot[/QUOTE]No argument from me, you admitted it was initally your mistake, nuff said. Though you were pretty accurate about keeping some of my personals in a jar!
[QUOTE=Gandhi;1435553]It spuds dumb to me. What if a real LE post hundreds of useless posts and ask a question? It doesn't make any sense how you determine based on posts, not trying to be hard but that's the reality.[/QUOTE]We aren't that stupid. Thanks for the vote of no confidence.
If LE posted useless unverifiable things then just like you he wouldn't get any help.
You do some reading, make several spa visits and report your experiences. We know who is there we know what matches with who at what spa. So you can't post fake crap and gain credibility. Seems like the thought has entered your mind. I advise against it.
[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1437597]We aren't that stupid. Thanks for the vote of no confidence.
If LE posted useless unverifiable things then just like you he wouldn't get any help.
You do some reading, make several spa visits and report your experiences. We know who is there we know what matches with who at what spa. So you can't post fake crap and gain credibility. Seems like the thought has entered your mind. I advise against it.[/QUOTE]Your handle should be bullcrap not Brahmabull. How do you determine if the person is not a LE or not based on posts. Doesn't still make any sense buddy. A LE can post 100 fake posts and and ask a question, you might get trapped. Look there is no black and white in online. You know the crap, post a response. If you don't want to post just keep quite.
Seriously are you sill living in 1990s?
[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1437615]Your handle should be bullcrap not Brahmabull. How do you determine if the person is not a LE or not based on posts. Doesn't still make any sense buddy. A LE can post 100 fake posts and and ask a question, you might get trapped. Look there is no black and white in online. You know the crap, post a response. If you don't want to post just keep quite.
Seriously are you sill living in 1990s?[/QUOTE]Obviously you were born in the 90's. We actually read other's posts and you have contributed nothing.
[QUOTE=Airtech22; 1436450]MikedD,
I am curious why you felt like a schumck. I have known Cookie a long time and also am a frequent flyer of Silk. Even though you didn't actually accomplish your goals it sounded like you came pretty close. And this is in an establishment that is relatively "legit" and from a provider that didn't even know you. I thought your report wa sexcellent with the exception that you left fellinf like you missed out on something. Anyway, after reading your experience I will be heading over there and asking for my old friend Cookie just to re-create what was read. Sorry you left unhappy, but given the content of your report and the great rating on your provider, I suspect she is going to have a busy week ahead of her![/QUOTE]I felt like one because I ASSUMED what I was going to get. I did not get that. I have never tipped that much before and recieved so 'little' in return. Don't get me wrong the experience was nice enough. Just not worth what I left on her table. I should have confirmed what I was going to get first. Sorry to hear that some other guys have left plenty on the table as well. If I lived closer I would see Cookie again. I would just not leave as much. If she pouts and gets an attitude I would cut my losses and leave and not see her again. I only get in your area a couple of times a year. There are other places I would go to first. TK and from what I have read perhaps Lotus. Thanks for your imput it is appreciated.
[QUOTE=MikedD;1438165]I felt like one because I ASSUMED what I was going to get. I did not get that. I have never tipped that much before and recieved so 'little' in return. Don't get me wrong the experience was nice enough. Just not worth what I left on her table. I should have confirmed what I was going to get first. Sorry to hear that some other guys have left plenty on the table as well. If I lived closer I would see Cookie again. I would just not leave as much. If she pouts and gets an attitude I would cut my losses and leave and not see her again. I only get in your area a couple of times a year. There are other places I would go to first. TK and from what I have read perhaps Lotus. Thanks for your imput it is appreciated.[/QUOTE]Hey brother, I'm not knocking you. I have known Cookie as well as several other girls from various establishments for a long time. I also know a little about their "off hours" lives as well. Very normal people when you get to know them, just trying to survive like the rest of us. I will say that even in an enviroment not condusive to FS, getting to know someone and become a regular can earn some pretty spectacular results. Trust and consistancy seem to be light years away from just flashing the dollar when it comes to "getting what you really want"! Just my two cents. I don't post enough for great credibility, but I assure you, I have been in this game for a long time. Good luck my friend on future endevores. Air!
[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1437910]Obviously you were born in the 90's. We actually read other's posts and you have contributed nothing.[/QUOTE]Yeah, I did read and did not find any thing about it asked. Am I missing anything?
Saw Candy at TK recently has the body and skin of a 20 something yr old but the face of a 30 something yr old, nice B-cups, very shapely body somewhat of a rarity for asians in my experience. I knew it was going to be a good session when I went in for the TS she took the towel and gave my cock a handshake saying she wanted to meet him as well. As with my last experience at TK the massage was very lame. After massage started with CG, then mish then K9, afterwards made her make up the rest of my time with some more mediocre massage.
[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1437615]Your handle should be bullcrap not Brahmabull. How do you determine if the person is not a LE or not based on posts. Doesn't still make any sense buddy. A LE can post 100 fake posts and and ask a question, you might get trapped. Look there is no black and white in online. You know the crap, post a response. If you don't want to post just keep quite.
Seriously are you sill living in 1990s?[/QUOTE]Its called experience I wouldn't expect you to know anything about it you clearly do not have any.
Who I share info with is up to me not you. You still haven't gotten any credibility thats how it works on this board, either accept it or find your info elsewhere.
Good Luck.
[QUOTE=Gandhi;1438418]Yeah, I did read and did not find any thing about it asked. Am I missing anything?[/QUOTE]Yes everything. After you posted some solid reviews and verifiable intel maybe we will open up and share it with you. Until then the door isn't open for you yet. Get it?
[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1440126]Yes everything. After you posted some solid reviews and verifiable intel maybe we will open up and share it with you. Until then the door isn't open for you yet. Get it?[/QUOTE]I get it. Some angry crowd.
[QUOTE=CourtesanLover;1439453]Saw Candy at TK recently has the body and skin of a 20 something yr old but the face of a 30 something yr old, nice B-cups, very shapely body somewhat of a rarity for asians in my experience. I knew it was going to be a good session when I went in for the TS she took the towel and gave my cock a handshake saying she wanted to meet him as well. As with my last experience at TK the massage was very lame. After massage started with CG, then mish then K9, afterwards made her make up the rest of my time with some more mediocre massage.[/QUOTE]The massage at TK is lackluster, probably not the primary reason for most guys visit at this location though. All 3 GB AMPs offer average to below average massage.
I have not visited Candy, but I have recently seen Diane (Dianna) sp. She was dressed in just a nightie that was barely there, and her TS was the most playfull and engaging that I have had in recent years. Massage was not even weak swedish, then to CG, Lazydog, mish for a finish, slightly shorted on time but she was such a enthusiastic provider I will forgive her that sin.
I am missing Jay at this point, their rotation here seems to prevent finding a go to girl, Diane may shape up, but I will try Candy next thanks to your review.
[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1440926]The massage at TK is lackluster, probably not the primary reason for most guys visit at this location though. All 3 GB AMPs offer average to below average massage.
I have not visited Candy, but I have recently seen Diane (Dianna) sp. She was dressed in just a nightie that was barely there, and her TS was the most playfull and engaging that I have had in recent years. Massage was not even weak swedish, then to CG, Lazydog, mish for a finish, slightly shorted on time but she was such a enthusiastic provider I will forgive her that sin.
I am missing Jay at this point, their rotation here seems to prevent finding a go to girl, Diane may shape up, but I will try Candy next thanks to your review.[/QUOTE]You should try out Michelle as well she's another good one.
[QUOTE=Gandhi;1440166]I get it. Some angry crowd.[/QUOTE]I learned from reading posts here for a few months beforehand that members here are secretive with their information unless you show you're trustworthy by providing reports. You can't expect members to warm up to you until you are at least a senior member.
[QUOTE=Mailer;1441115]I learned from reading posts here for a few months beforehand that members here are secretive with their information unless you show you're trustworthy by providing reports. You can't expect members to warm up to you until you are at least a senior member.[/QUOTE]Senior status as it is now it meaningless for the most part. As I understand it, it means you have been a member for 6 months and have at least 25 posts. The content of the reports is what's important. Of course it takes more than a few reports but a member who still has a regular status would surely be held in high regard if their reports were good, useful and verifiable. A senior status member with hundreds of useless posts filled with bs, requests for info or negative comments will be treated the same or worse as any noob. Most every member who has taken the time to post good reports and therefore the ones with valuable info that you may be looking for are also going to take the time to see just what you have contributed first.
[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1441252]Senior status as it is now it meaningless for the most part. As I understand it, it means you have been a member for 6 months and have at least 25 posts. The content of the reports is what's important. Of course it takes more than a few reports but a member who still has a regular status would surely be held in high regard if their reports were good, useful and verifiable. A senior status member with hundreds of useless posts filled with bs, requests for info or negative comments will be treated the same or worse as any noob. Most every member who has taken the time to post good reports and therefore the ones with valuable info that you may be looking for are also going to take the time to see just what you have contributed first.[/QUOTE]Yea that's true posts have to be valuable and not just begging / spam to be seen as a trusted member. That's why I have few posts I try not to post too much unless I truly have something to add and hope for the best in regards to finding information.
Greetings Everyone,
I just wanted to provide a report on my recent experience in P. G. County. I actually have been in the hobby for a while and I am just migrating back to the city. I belonged to some other forums in the past but not this one. I am back now and ready to jump back into the swing of things. So here it goes.
Stopped by one of the parlors on on Sunday night. It was almost closing time so the selection was low and they were not offering a full hour. Anyway, I went inside was directed to a room and was not offered a table shower just an opportunity to get a half hour massage. The woman that walked in was definitely older but willing to go for all. Had a good time and wasnt rushed, but the cigarette smoke breath and advanced age didn't make it a perfect trip for me. Although she was willing to work with me. The DMV area has changed so much since I left. It is dismal compared to what it used to be.
[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1442776]Greetings Everyone,
I just wanted to provide a report on my recent experience in P. G. County. I actually have been in the hobby for a while and I am just migrating back to the city. I belonged to some other forums in the past but not this one. I am back now and ready to jump back into the swing of things. So here it goes.
Stopped by one of the parlors on on Sunday night. It was almost closing time so the selection was low and they were not offering a full hour. Anyway, I went inside was directed to a room and was not offered a table shower just an opportunity to get a half hour massage. The woman that walked in was definitely older but willing to go for all. Had a good time and wasnt rushed, but the cigarette smoke breath and advanced age didn't make it a perfect trip for me. Although she was willing to work with me. The DMV area has changed so much since I left. It is dismal compared to what it used to be.[/QUOTE]Hopefully you will read the forum and many reviews and then try again and again. Throw this one out as 1st report nerves or whatever. Since this contains nothing of value whatsoever.
Everyone here already knows that if you show up minutes before closing you are lucky if you get a 30min massage and you won't get a table shower.
You next review should be better. And you couldn't have picked a more LE sounding forum name if you had tried, that won't help you much either.
[QUOTE=Airtech22;1438376]Hey brother, I'm not knocking you. I have known Cookie as well as several other girls from various establishments for a long time. I also know a little about their "off hours" lives as well. Very normal people when you get to know them, just trying to survive like the rest of us. I will say that even in an enviroment not condusive to FS, getting to know someone and become a regular can earn some pretty spectacular results. Trust and consistancy seem to be light years away from just flashing the dollar when it comes to "getting what you really want"! Just my two cents. I don't post enough for great credibility, but I assure you, I have been in this game for a long time. Good luck my friend on future endevores. Air![/QUOTE]Hey I know you were not knocking me. I'm sure if I lived near a FS AMP and got to know one of the girls my results would be spectacular as you say. Cookie was nice but she is trying to make a living off of "SHMUCKS" like me. I hope you see her again and have a great time. And by the way. Tell her I said hi. Just kidding of course!
Lucky:
I totally agree with you about the number and quality of posts.
Newbie's, you need to build up some "street cred" for seniors to feel comfortable with you. That means taking a few for the team first and asking for referrals second. Maybe there ought to be a minimum of 'X' number of new 'Quality' TOFTT posts for a newbie to gain senior status (just an idea). I've trusted a few 'regular' members in the past, and shared info with them because of the quality of their posts, but with the majority of you newbies it's, "let's-wait-and-see" what you do.
It seems like quite a few newbie's want to be spoon-fed and not take the time to do some research. This forum will provide all the info a newbie needs, to go to a spot to get whatever he wants, if he just takes time to RTFF.
Watch out for the amateurs,
Dirty.
[QUOTE=LuckyMoney;1441252]Senior status as it is now it meaningless for the most part. As I understand it, it means you have been a member for 6 months and have at least 25 posts. The content of the reports is what's important. Of course it takes more than a few reports but a member who still has a regular status would surely be held in high regard if their reports were good, useful and verifiable. A senior status member with hundreds of useless posts filled with bs, requests for info or negative comments will be treated the same or worse as any noob. Most every member who has taken the time to post good reports and therefore the ones with valuable info that you may be looking for are also going to take the time to see just what you have contributed first.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=MikedD;1443476]Hey I know you were not knocking me. I'm sure if I lived near a FS AMP and got to know one of the girls my results would be spectacular as you say. Cookie was nice but she is trying to make a living off of "SHMUCKS" like me. I hope you see her again and have a great time. And by the way. Tell her I said hi. Just kidding of course![/QUOTE]Trust me brother, your not a "Shmuck". And I beg to differ. Next time you visit "Cookie" I think things will be a little better, and next time a little better and so on, until finally you will stop reporting because you're a regular, and now you will just want to keep things on the "Q-T". I don't post much, but this is due to being just a little bit selfish. Again, just my 2 cents. Looking forward to reading more adventures.
[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1443197]Hopefully you will read the forum and many reviews and then try again and again. Throw this one out as 1st report nerves or whatever. Since this contains nothing of value whatsoever.
Everyone here already knows that if you show up minutes before closing you are lucky if you get a 30min massage and you won't get a table shower.
You next review should be better. And you couldn't have picked a more LE sounding forum name if you had tried, that won't help you much either.[/QUOTE]No problem,
I could add infinite detail to the posts, however if I do so won't that basically be giving unlce leo exactly what he or she wants?
I am fully aware that if I show up that close to closing time that it won't turn out like I want it to. (Experiences should be detailed as they happen not by leaving out the bad). Of course everyone here who has crept into one of those establishments last minute knows that this will happen. But if I can help the next man then so be it. The forum is for inexperienced and highly experienced members alike.
Definitely not new to the hobby. I will go back and re-edit this post and add more detail (Perhaps, if I feel like it). Secondly the fact that I wrote it on almost no sleep didn't help either. (I actually played a bit more during that weekend, last weekend that is so I shall post my results of my other excursions)
Yes the name may sound LE like but then again no matter what handle a member comes up with or places in front of everyone viewing, there is absolutely no way of knowing whether they are LE or not. A name won't tell anything. Credibility and other factors will. I realize that I am a new member and my trust level is at negative 500 now but that's fine (It is that way on all the forums, and rightly so. I will continue to posts and detail my experiences. Eventually in time cred will come. (If it doesn't so be it). If I had named myself princess penelope, Donkey Kong or the Darth Vader it still would not matter, names mean nothing. Unless you have met the other members in person, or have some other method of verification there is no telling who is at the other end of the console. For all we know you could be the chief of police, as could any other member of this forum. As a senior member you should already know that.
As for the name it is actually an old joke. (A few of my friends and I were out drinking many many years ago. One day and somehow the convo got to porno names, as in if you were a porno star what would your name be. Mine came out as Captain Cruncher. (No relation to any type of LE intended). Drinking and anything with seriousness to it is no fun. Which is why after a few rounds things like this came out? Besides that there are other implications to the name though too.
My next review will be different, I shall re-edit this report (If I have time) and add far more detail. (For the vets here it probably won't be of any use anyway but perhaps a newer members who chooses to read will gain something.
I guess I did leave this one a bit too vague. On to the next adventure.
[QUOTE=Cpt Cruncher; 1443647]No problem,
I guess I did leave this one a bit too vague. On to the next adventure.[/QUOTE]It is just constructive advice. As for the name yes they don't mean much but, with new members we need to get comfortable with you before we share information.
Picking a name like that which has meaning to you but unknown to us can hinder that path.
There are many LE lurkers on these types of forums and some even post, its well know that they often think they playing a game with mongers when they pick names hinting at their purpose to find some poor guy who doesn't realize it and passes on information when he shouldn't.
Of course there are a few of them who are smart enough to know better than picking a telling forum name.
Anyway, welcome to the forum, looking forward to your next report.
I have to tell you, I am still surprised with your posts. Com'on, if I am a real LEO, I don't have to ask questions in the forum. I Just got to all the posts, make list, make my case, get a search warrant or go visit all te AMPs, get service and pleasure and then make a case. Get real here, just type any AMP name in google and you will get results. For LEOs that's enough.
How about suggesting usasexguide do a background check before approving a log in? All the members should be mangers and not tied with LEO and armed forces. Jeeeeees.
[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1444046]It is just constructive advice. As for the name yes they don't mean much but, with new members we need to get comfortable with you before we share information.
Picking a name like that which has meaning to you but unknown to us can hinder that path.
There are many LE lurkers on these types of forums and some even post, its well know that they often think they playing a game with mongers when they pick names hinting at their purpose to find some poor guy who doesn't realize it and passes on information when he shouldn't.
Of course there are a few of them who are smart enough to know better than picking a telling forum name.
Anyway, welcome to the forum, looking forward to your next report.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gandhi; 1449521]I have to tell you, I am still surprised with your posts. Com'on, if I am a real LEO, I don't have to ask questions in the forum. I Just got to all the posts, make list, make my case, get a search warrant or go visit all te AMPs, get service and pleasure and then make a case. Get real here, just type any AMP name in google and you will get results. For LEOs that's enough.
How about suggesting usasexguide do a background check before approving a log in? All the members should be mangers and not tied with LEO and armed forces. Jeeeeees.[/QUOTE]I guess you still don't get it. That is the way this forum works. If you don't like it don't use it. Go find all your info on google.
You aren't the first noob to complain about not getting intel or help before you have contributed something usefull, you won't be the last. But in all that complaining, the forum remains unchanged. Accept it or move on.
I don't do both.
[QUOTE=Brahmabull; 1449860]I guess you still don't get it. That is the way this forum works. If you don't like it don't use it. Go find all your info on google.
You aren't the first noob to complain about not getting intel or help before you have contributed something usefull, you won't be the last. But in all that complaining, the forum remains unchanged. Accept it or move on.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Gandhi;1450335]I don't do both.[/QUOTE]Then stay underinformed.
[QUOTE=Brahmabull;1456024]Then stay underinformed.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I already got what I need. Read all my previous posts and replies. I will stay under informed just by you.