I do not know if here or PG County, but here is my story of RL, the new place
Sorry that this is long, don't read it if you don't like rants.
I decided to try RL in Laurel. I remembered the tall young manager, paid the house fee. The gal was new in the area. She was very young, pretty and so cute. I am thinking this is going to be good!
The shower was okay, and back to the room for a first class massage. She was well trained and very good. She knew very little English, but I tried to be nice, polite, and to establish a rapport. Joke around a little. So far so good.
Then the HE. Fully clothed, mechanical to the extreme, and I found out there is one word in English she has mastered, it is 'no. ' Can you. 'NO! ' Could we. 'No! ' At least let me touch you. Oh, is that your knee? Well, here, ooops, an elbow. How about here, how did your foot get here? You know, just forget it, neither one of us is enjoying this at all. Just give me a foot massage.
It was like getting an HE from your wife when she is really, really pissed off at you.
Look, I get that the menu is going to be limited. That is fine. But there are gals, think of Dee Dee or Kay at B&B a couple of years ago, who provide a limited menu, but do it in a style that makes you want to come back again as soon as possible.
I think there may be some of you guys who remained on good terms with Yumi or the young manager. If you can, talk to them, they are not helping themselves. Those of us who are trying the place out now are potential regulars, guys who go to spas. They should want us back, not turn us away for a long time.
Oh well, I am done. On the plus side, I had lunch with a fellow senior member earlier, and we had a great time telling tales and adventures and talking about gals to visit. That was the high point of the day.
It's PG, but still not worth it yet
[QUOTE=Ginger Man; 1416620]Sorry that this is long, don't read it if you don't like rants.
I decided to try RL in Laurel. I remembered the tall young manager, paid the house fee. The gal was new in the area. She was very young, pretty and so cute. I am thinking this is going to be good!
The shower was okay, and back to the room for a first class massage. She was well trained and very good. She knew very little English, but I tried to be nice, polite, and to establish a rapport. Joke around a little. So far so good.
Then the HE. Fully clothed, mechanical to the extreme, and I found out there is one word in English she has mastered, it is 'no. ' Can you. 'NO! ' Could we. 'No! ' At least let me touch you. Oh, is that your knee? Well, here, ooops, an elbow. How about here, how did your foot get here? You know, just forget it, neither one of us is enjoying this at all. Just give me a foot massage.
It was like getting an HE from your wife when she is really, really pissed off at you.
Look, I get that the menu is going to be limited. That is fine. But there are gals, think of Dee Dee or Kay at B&B a couple of years ago, who provide a limited menu, but do it in a style that makes you want to come back again as soon as possible.
I think there may be some of you guys who remained on good terms with Yumi or the young manager. If you can, talk to them, they are not helping themselves. Those of us who are trying the place out now are potential regulars, guys who go to spas. They should want us back, not turn us away for a long time.
Oh well, I am done. On the plus side, I had lunch with a fellow senior member earlier, and we had a great time telling tales and adventures and talking about gals to visit. That was the high point of the day.[/QUOTE]You saw Tiffany / Jenny (the manager is calling her Tiffany, but she told me it is too hard for her to say so she is going by Jenny).
She actually gives a great massage. On my 1st visit she gave a thai massage, as for HE she didn't want to do it. 2nd visit the new tall younger manager told me she wouldn't do HE only massage which was pretty dam good that time. She left for a couple weeks and decided to return and do the HE, but as Ginger said, YOU WILL NOT enjoy it much.
On her she is extremely cute, and she wears absolutely no make up, no nail or toe Polish. She has not learned she needs to doll up and sell extras yet. In a few months she may change her mind, but maybe not.
The other ladies there were too old and not to my taste so I passed each time I visited and was offered either of the older gals.
So far RL is not worth the $. I contact yumi pretty frequently and now the new 'manager' and will let you know if the girls change.
I think if the new mamasan would provide massage service we would have a home run there. She could be something special but so far, no dice.
Relax (formerly Pink, now in Columbia)
The night I tried there I was feeling in a exploratory mood, and was willing to risk a high probability of limited menu for a different visual experience. A very cute European girl was a nice change of pace (since it's now been well over a year since I've been by The Block). Unfortunately the massage was average, and the menu was indeed limited (I knew it wasn't going to be a home run, but some reports had me hoping for perhaps a little more than the minimum, but was not to be).
Awkward physical set-up, but not too bad.
My provider encouraged me to return and visit some of the other girls (the Spanish girls she said). In the past I've found that tends to indicate they've realized you wanted more than they are willing to give, and are trying to steer you towards the girls that 'break the rules'; but that hasn't happened often enough for me to consider it reliable.
A nice massage, the fact they offer a 90 minute session was nice too, I wanted the extended pampering. She was very chatty, and it was nice talking to a pretty lady for a change instead of the yawning silence at the AMPs.
OTOH probably not worth it for a repeat.
See recent review for RL on the PG board.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?8013-Massage-Parlor-Reports&p=1430628#post1430628[/url]
I have a bridge I want to see you
[QUOTE=SpaMonger;1445006]Decided to try Silk Spa again after a not-so-great visit about 6 months ago. Went for the early session. Much, much better experience this time. Mamasan did not know me, so I got the new guy treatment. I was asked to fill out the form. Built a quick rapport with CC, however, who gave me a nice shower followed by nice light massage. Massage was short and she quickly got to the soft touch fingertip massagee. After a brief negotiation I agreed to kick out. 8 for some xtras. Had a lengthy DATY and a faux BJ. Might have been shy of an hour, but I had things to do. All in all, provider was hot and fun. Don't know if I got the best bang for my buck, but left satisfied and relaxed. I think I'll go back soon.[/QUOTE]Don't believe everything that you read!
Still selling that bridge
[QUOTE=SpaMonger;1445006]Decided to try Silk Spa again after a not-so-great visit about 6 months ago. Went for the early session. Much, much better experience this time. Mamasan did not know me, so I got the new guy treatment. I was asked to fill out the form. Built a quick rapport with CC, however, who gave me a nice shower followed by nice light massage. Massage was short and she quickly got to the soft touch fingertip massagee. After a brief negotiation I agreed to kick out. 8 for some xtras. Had a lengthy DATY and a faux BJ. Might have been shy of an hour, but I had things to do. All in all, provider was hot and fun. Don't know if I got the best bang for my buck, but left satisfied and relaxed. I think I'll go back soon.[/QUOTE]I hope that they are inproving there service, at least that would keep them from making there own post.
I would become a weekly customer with out a doubt. Playing straight, become user friendly, and see how well you do!
Where are his original posts
[QUOTE=Airtech22;1451178]Here is my suggestion to you (In all seriousness) , set the tip on a table in plain view of everyone. That way the provider sees it up front (and believe me, she will see it). Then there is no confussion with anyone. You go to Silk enough to know what you are getting into, so take the financial obligation out of the equation right off the from the start. Anyway, thats jost my 2 cents worth. Have fun.[/QUOTE]Several of you now have quoted "Paulson" and I can't seem to find his original posts? Clicking on the link in the quote just returns to the quoted post, is this guy posting and deleting them afterwards?
Strange.
Still some issue with the forum displaying
[Quote=Paulson]Don't sweat the small stuff brahmabull, things that are not understood, has the tendency to appear strange. My reports are not meant for everyone, only a selected few, who take the time to comprehend what they read. This statement is not made to belittle anyone or there Comprehension skill's, god knows I lack the ability to write in a manner that everyone understands, but I do what I can, to get the point across. Being strange is new to me, but I am up for the challenge. I have not learned how to delete a post yet, nor did I know you could, but untill I do, hang in there with me. But in the mean time, here is the big picture, I am trying to share where I can, with the hope's that the small stuff will take care of itself. Not confuse, really.[/Quote]It has nothing to do with anyone's ability to comprehend, its simply your POSTS are not visible, and I do not have you filtered. If I select to display the printable version of this forum I can see your posts, but not in the general view. Not sure if anyone else is having the issue or if I have a setting screwed somewhere.
My post was directed at my inability to SEE your posts, NOT read or understand them. So it seems to me, you were the one who didn't comprehend MY post. Work on that while I work on this.