LOL. I wish that were possible! I was feasting on her breasts during the massage LOL and she was closer to 5'1 ft tall then 15 ft LOL well I suggest you try this place out it was a great time.
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LOL. I wish that were possible! I was feasting on her breasts during the massage LOL and she was closer to 5'1 ft tall then 15 ft LOL well I suggest you try this place out it was a great time.
[QUOTE=Watnow78]I've seen this spot but never been. If you go down a couple of doors on SM east, you will find another spot at 7551 1/2 SM bl. It s on the same side of the street. If you look on the map theres an alterations place right next to a little white door with red letters. This is MOMOS. Its one of my favorite places to go to because the girls are young and very HOTT. The girls can vary from korean, Chinese, japanese and sometimes latinas. They will have everything you want for a buck fitty. If you go enough times you will get a freebie, I think its seven times to be exact.[/QUOTE]
Hit MM's last week. It's a small house with some six rooms serving as a mp. Parking in the back is bad, especially if you have an oversized vehicle. Street parking is just as bad, lots of limitations on where, when, what you're driving, etc.
MMS didn't question me too much, seeing how I've never been there. I told her I was there about 6 months ago and saw Michelle (got the name from a previous post). MMS looked at me and said "You want shower too?" "No, I said I saw Michelle." "Table shower?" "No Michelle" "Table shower $70." "Fuck it, no table shower." Handed her the 50 and she stuck me in a room with a fucking shower in it. Great, so I showered anyways. Brenda walks in, kinda tall latina. BIG solid as boulders implants and ass. Ugly like a 6. Rubs my back a little with no tease. So I stuck my hand between her legs right at the wet spot. She gasps and asks me if I've been there before. I said "Not HERE yet" and at the same time stuck a finger in her hole. She gasps again and this time is playing pool with my cue stick. She flips me over, sticks the cover on immediately, and gives me a boring cbj. I get tired of the shit real quick and decide to mount up. She starts in cg on me, we switch to dg, end in mish. I shower up again, leave 1.0 and get the fuck out of town. Here's the numbers:
L - 6 face avg in my book. 6 body avg with lots of implant. I didn't like.
A - 5 Nice girl, but BORING BORING BORING. No GFE at all.
S - 5 BORING.
E - .5 at the door, 1.0 at the deed.
R - Can't recommend. Even saw some pretty tall young looking asian girl walking into another room for someone else. She looked hot, but this place blows. Not returning.
This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!
[QUOTE=BenderOver]Hit MM's last week. It's a small house with some six rooms serving as a mp. Parking in the back is bad, especially if you have an oversized vehicle. Street parking is just as bad, lots of limitations on where, when, what you're driving, etc.
MMS didn't question me too much, seeing how I've never been there. I told her I was there about 6 months ago and saw Michelle (got the name from a previous post). MMS looked at me and said "You want shower too?" "No, I said I saw Michelle." "Table shower?" "No Michelle" "Table shower $70." "Fuck it, no table shower." Handed her the 50 and she stuck me in a room with a fucking shower in it. Great, so I showered anyways. Brenda walks in, kinda tall latina. BIG solid as boulders implants and ass. Ugly like a 6. Rubs my back a little with no tease. So I stuck my hand between her legs right at the wet spot. She gasps and asks me if I've been there before. I said "Not HERE yet" and at the same time stuck a finger in her hole. She gasps again and this time is playing pool with my cue stick. She flips me over, sticks the cover on immediately, and gives me a boring cbj. I get tired of the shit real quick and decide to mount up. She starts in cg on me, we switch to dg, end in mish. I shower up again, leave 1.0 and get the fuck out of town. Here's the numbers:
L - 6 face avg in my book. 6 body avg with lots of implant. I didn't like.
A - 5 Nice girl, but BORING BORING BORING. No GFE at all.
S - 5 BORING.
E - .5 at the door, 1.0 at the deed.
R - Can't recommend. Even saw some pretty tall young looking asian girl walking into another room for someone else. She looked hot, but this place blows. Not returning.
This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell![/QUOTE]
I am really surprised at the bad experience. I have never had a bad experience and I am talking about going back to 2004. In 2005 it was busted (the back parking lot was even featured in a news story about the bust) and I stayed away for a couple of years. I have gone back and always had good treatment with fine ass girls. Maybe it was a bad day.
[QUOTE=BenderOver]Hit MM's last week.. This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell![/QUOTE]Well you can find gems at this place. I did!
If it cost you $10 bucks of fuel to get here, then don't come here. If you live in LA, it's a great place to visit. I had 2 stunners here last year, some of the best providers I ever had. On that stretch of road there're 4 happening MPs. If you don't find what you want, you can refuse and hit the place next door or go to the one next to the hamburger place across the street. If all else fails there's Pine a few blocks west. A lot of providers rotate here. One of the girls I met works one day a week here and two other days each at two MPs in the south bay. The good thing is that you can ask to see the providers. They will shuffle past your door and if you don't see what you want then just move on to BT and do the same.
[QUOTE=Courtrat]I am really surprised at the bad experience. I have never had a bad experience and I am talking about going back to 2004. In 2005 it was busted (the back parking lot was even featured in a news story about the bust) and I stayed away for a couple of years. I have gone back and always had good treatment with fine ass girls. Maybe it was a bad day.[/QUOTE]
Maybe it was the latina I had. Brenda. Stay away from her.
When I was dg'ing her, she saw me put my thumb in my mouth and suddenly retreated saying "Don't do that, I don't do it." Fuck she knew I was about to put the thumb up her ass!
Brenda's the lamest cold fish fuck I've ever had. She can't give a bj if her life depended on it. I should have asked for another, but at the time, EVERYONE was busy.
Bender
I've tried a couple Thai AMP's and the ladies were all older. Where can I find ones with pretty young Thai girls? FS not necessary, I can settle for HJ + roaming.
I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.
Some time back, a girl at a massage parlor I went to (I won't say who or where) gave me her phone number and mentioned that she works nights during the week. I am trying to figure out whether or not to take her up on it and invite her to my apartment and if I do so, how to keep from getting in trouble with my landlord. I would appreciate any suggestions.
Well fellas I was tired of the ATF, as lovely and accomodating as she is, so I went to an AMP here in Hollywood today. All I'll say is it's on SM Blvd; that only narrows it down to 5 or 6. Tipped the MMS up front and picked the girl I wanted between the two that paraded by the door. Once the girl is in the room, if you're friendly, not too pushy but clear about what you want and what you'll pay, and not a friggin' cheapskate, you'll either get it or she'll say no. At that point you just walk away. Get you money back from the MMS and go on the next place. This at least has been my experience, and I've been to several of these places.
The girl was pretty, probably late 20's. Nice smile, nice eyes, friendly. Got BBBJ but no CIM. Overpaid but that builds goodwill for the next time is my theory. Plus WTF it's only money, I'm almost 53 and the lust is petering out (pun intended). Can't imagine I have that many more years left to monger.
Senior Members can pm me for more details if you like.
I guess you have to get lucky at this place. I've been there twice and got nothing more than a HJ. It is probably the only AMP I've ever been to that I did not get FS.
[QUOTE=Dripper]I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.[/QUOTE]
Was out in downtown area last night. (l. A. Live area)
There are so many AMP's in downtown area. (it's not even funny)
Am looking for a good downtown spot, any references out there fellas?
I've had MP girls over to my apartment without problems. It's no different from any other outcall really, except you already know what to expect in terms of service. As for the landlord, it's none of his/her business. There's no law against inviting guests to your apartment.
Just a listing of a couple of places which have suggestive ads on CL/backpage but DON'T deliver (as in only massage):
Got a Thai massage recently from a 60+ year old woman here:
1925 W. Temple St. #208 (213) 989-1671
The massage was quite good so I am not unhappy at all.
I think the same folks run these too:
13205 Ventura Blvd. (818) 788-4979
11390 Ventura Blvd. #6 (818)506-4927
I had written a review earlier for this. Just consolidating all the unhappy endings in one place:
Ploy Siam (great massage by pretty girl)
2525 8th St
213-769-3930
Just letting people know that quite a few legit MPs try to catch us mongers.
[QUOTE=Hokusai]Thanks Ampor and Dling for the correction. But let me ask you guys if you ever got full service at any of the HE Thai MPs? If so, please send me a private message with address and provider details. Ditto for the Chinese MPs.
The only sure bet full service AMPs I've visited have been Korean.
As for research, trial and error research is too costly for me, and I imagine it's too costly for some other hobbyists as well. So here are the places with NO HE:
The Thai MP on Melrose just east of Western about two blocks.
The place in a mixed use office-retail complex on Pico east of Westwood Blvd.
The one on Sepulveda just south of Culver.[/QUOTE]
I have to agree with Dripper...
Made my way to West Hollywood, down Santa Monica Blvd and was on the lookout for a parlor above 7-11. Found the place and parked in the neighborhood. Walked up the stairs and was greeted by Sarah. Chinese about 30+. Not bad looking but not great either.
Asked me if I’ve been here before, lied and said, “A long time ago.” I don’t think she believed me, but kept it cool. I told her to keep the towel off, but she didn’t obliged. Lame massage. On the flip, I made a point to exposed the boys and she gets the message and lift up her dress. Panties off but wouldn’t let me put in the digits. Started with an oily hj and I motioned for a bj. This lead to a weak attempt at bbbj ( I wanted to cim) but she didn’t partake, finished off with a mechanical hj. I won’t be back so I only tipped $40.
Wished it was a Thai joint. At least if I don’t get a HE I know that the massage will be good.
p.s. I’m still on the hunt for a HE or possibly FS Thai joint in LA. PM me if you can help.
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BP
[QUOTE=Dripper]I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.[/QUOTE]
Last week, went to the one a block from the 7-11 on Santa Monica, parked in back, rang buzzer and MMS met me. As I was walked to the room, passed by a room with a tight-looking Asian in a leopard skin dress (didn't see her face). As I paid MMS the. 5 I asked for her but she said, "with a customer. " Got Annie, tall (for a Korean), D-cup, mid-20s, OK face and a few extra pounds on her. She was wearing a clubbing outfit, not dressed for a regular massage. She gave me a crappy back rub for a couple of minutes, while I rubbed my hands up and down her legs. She leans over and asked what I wanted, said "everything" and leaves the room for a minute. Came back and got as close to a GFE as I've had in quite a while. Left happy for $.
Called an ad from BP, directed me downtown, south of Staples. Typcial setup,. 5 for entry. Small place, no shower. Got an older k, too old for my taste, but she gave BBBJ and really nice massage and did try hard. Gave her $ for the effort, but will not return.
Never tried this before but gf was out of town and I felt like giving it a shot. Tried a AMP on Lincoln in SM south of SM BLVD because I had heard about someone else having a good GFE type experience there with this spot - should have known better when they listed it as being in Industry and it was in SM (he was an out-of-towner I guess).
Arrived, MMS greeted and was very cordial - much nicer than I expected, actually a little flirtatious which was creepy because she was clearly in her 60s.
.5 for 30 seemed normal. Went into a room -was cold so MMS put on a space heater and told me to get undressed - MMS took my ID and left and I did as I was told, got on the bed face down as I understood I should. No shower. MMS came back for a second to give me my ID back - slapped me on the butt on the way out - very odd.
'Girl' (can't remember name and she clearly wasn't a girl... but yes she was female - that was verified) walks in. Instant disappointment that she wasn't attractive at all. mid-late 30's carrying more than a few extra lbs. Spent first 15 min wondering if I should let this continue or ask to leave early. Gave OK massage, no oil or anything, just dry but decent at what she was doing. Used feet/walked on my back and sorry to say, she wasn't light - luckily I'm pretty strong and she didn't cause any permanent damage.
At first was very respectful with keeping the towel on my backside, then started exposing me more and touching more/flirting.
After 20 min, flipped me over. About 1 minute of half assed chest rub/massage then focused attention below, light touching to HJ. I made the game-time decision to let it keep going, just kept my eyes closed. Went to BBBJ and I gotta say, it was excellent. Nothing near GFE even remotely came into the mix, but she did the job. I let it end quickly and efficiently with CiM. She walked out (actually laughing) cleaned up and came back and cleaned me up.
I tried giving her 2 20s after the fact as a tip and she said "one more" - so all in deal was $
L - 4 (being generous)
A - 6 Nice
S - 7
E - $ all in
R - If looks aren't that important to you and you're not looking for GFE you'll love this spot. If either of those things matter - well it's not for you. I won't be going back.
After educating myself and doing some more research I went to Santa Monica BLVD a block from the 7-11. Went to the one I hadn't heard of from a previous review.
MMS greeted me at the door without having to buzz. Must be a busy time of night because she escorted me right to a room. Very clean and comfy.. 5 was the only option, no hour even offered. Honestly would have taken MMS. She was cute!
Girl walked in, said name too softly for me to really get it. Just asked what I wanted and I paid $ for everything. She left, came back. 10 minute light massage. Competent and pleasant. Told me to turn over. Stripped and climbed on. Total GFE. CBJ and everything I could have hoped for.
Honestly, check this place out. I'm not a fan of implants, which she had, but she made up for that by being in shape, nice, passionate, caring and all around very enthusiastic.
This is def a place I'll return in the future when some extra cash is burning a hole in my pocket.
L: 9 for my expectations at an AMP. 7 for real world standards
A: 10
S: 8
E: 1.5
R: 100% - obviously yours may vary, but mine was nice
Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka. Any of my brethren know of where I can get such delicacy in the area?
[QUOTE=Baby Penn]Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka. Any of my brethren know of where I can get such delicacy in the area?[/QUOTE]
You'll be lucky if you can find any Japanese at an AMP, much less a porn star look alike. You can find some Japanese on ********.
I got a HE from a cute Thai chick from the Fountain location...BUT, and here is the BIG BUT; that girl was a Debbie-Downer. Very quiet, not at all sensual with the hj. Wouldn’t let me touch her and looked disgusted when she was doing the deed. Very bad experience and will not repeat with her. Finished off and left 40.
On the other hand, a couple of days after, same location I got a BBBJ and HE from a much older lady. Not a looker by any means but has great tits for her age.
[QUOTE=Baby Penn]Been wanting to sample some Japanese cuisine similar to Maria Ozawa, Yuki Tsukamoto and Mei Haruka...[/QUOTE]As already noted, you won't find any Japanese girl working in an AMP these days. However, there are a couple of J-girls that fit the bill working in-call, but you'll have to pay premium for the service.
Entertaining a few friends in town on holiday break.
They want to be taken to a hostess club.
Can anyone recommend a good hostess club in Los Angeles?
Thanks
Sorry to report that my "go to" spot in DT LA is done. Have not seen their ads for a week or so, and when I drove by on 7th, the logo was taken off the door and the place seemed shuttered. Sigh.
I am surprised that with the concentration of market in the DT area, AMPs don't prosper more down here.
Bad news with which to begin the New Year.
Guys,
I'm from the UK and have experience in Massage Parlours there, but not in the US yet
Im in Torrance, CA for a week only
Where is the best place to get a good time for low cost?
(prefer close to Torrance but not essential)
Thanks
Guys,
I'm from the UK and experienced with UK parlours but have never been to a parlour in the US.
I'm in Torrance, CA for a week so am looking for recommendations.
Where is the best place to go for a good time at a good price (prefer near Torrance but not essential)
Thanks
If they're inclined to pay a door fee, drinks and clock time just to chat with pretty girls but without mileage, the classy place is Louise's Starlight.
Heard you can bring your own liq. Too.
They'll be horny when they leave, though.
[QUOTE=Mazda05]Entertaining a few friends in town on holiday break.
They want to be taken to a hostess club.
Can anyone recommend a good hostess club in Los Angeles?
Thanks[/QUOTE]
Used to go to this AMP in Cudahy only to see a latina provider Selena who apparently moved on. PM me if you know where. She's always been a good experience.
All of the girls at this club are available for takeout if they have been there for a while. However, if you are a new face don't be surprised if everyone treats you with suspicion when it comes to mileage.
If your friends are into mileage at take them to Club Fantasy. It strikes a nice balance between being upscale (for a legit hostess club) and mileage.
It is located on on 4th street between broadway and hill.
I don't mean to be rude!, but isn't this the "Massage Parlor Reports" room?
Let's try to be more organized, so that will be easier for all of Us to undestand!
Hey, "no offense "Marble Brains"!
[QUOTE=Marble Brains]All of the girls at this club are available for takeout if they have been there for a while. However, if you are a new face don't be surprised if everyone treats you with suspicion when it comes to mileage.
If your friends are into mileage at take them to Club Fantasy. It strikes a nice balance between being upscale (for a legit hostess club) and mileage.
It is located on on 4th street between broadway and hill.[/QUOTE]
I second BD's opinion.
I just discovered this. World (that's what it feels like a new world opened up for me.) and I'm sure I'm going to be here for a while. I've been lurking the past hour reading peoples success stories picking up on a few things fast learning noobs like me are supposed to pick up on and I'm diggin it. I've been on CL and backpage with absollutely no luck with anything the last two months (came close today tho) and this is just what I needed.
I still am but a padawan and have much to learn from you jedi masters haha.
1) What should I do/say/expect upon opening the door of a parlor?
2) During a massage am I supposed to make a move first, to let her know I'm interested in what else is on the menu or will they think I'm rude and kick me out?
3) Can anybody point me in the direction of a good place to go for my first time. Anywhere in La is cool because I take the bus, but downtown or hollywood would be great.
Thanks for helping this monger in training.
I just discovered this after months of NO sucess with CL and backpage and I'm fascinated with taking up this new hobby, trying to learn everything by reading all the posts and success stories but this padawan still has much to learn from you jedi masters.
1) what should I do/say/expect upon entering an AMP?
2) Do I have to make a move first to suggest I'm interested in the other options on the menu while I'm being massaged?
3) Could you recommend me a good place to go for my first time. Perferably K-mp over thai, and preferably not too pricey. Anywhere in la is cool because I take the bus but it would be awesome if there were any good ones near downtown or hollywood.
Thanks for helping this monger in training.
I didnt see my first post and thought I hit preview instead of send.
An honest noob mistake. Sorry.
I imagine there are latin girls in most of the non asian massage places. What place you guys recommend?? I usually like the girls that came to the U.S. from latin america. Thanks
I have been lurking around this site for over a year, but this is my first post. Since I enjoy the site I though that the time has come for me to share some of my knowledge on the L. A. AMP scene. I have four AMP's to report on, but since I am a new poster I wanted to share some information on myself before I share the information on the AMP's. First of all, I am an older guy. What I want out of an AMP is different than most of the posters. My primary interest is getting a fantastic full hour massage. I also like getting a nice HJ at the end, but I am not interested in any way shape or form of getting any extras beyond a good HJ. If I get a fantastic massage without a HJ I can be happy. I love getting a good massage on the ass. As a result I avoid any AMP's that requires the customer to wear those ridiculous boxer shorts. I always call first to see what the procedure is. If they mention shorts, I move on to the next one. Most Thai MP's require the shorts, so I avoid these. I have two other pet peeves. I want to have clean sheets. During my travels I realize that many if not most of the sleazy AMP's do not change the sheets between customers. Also I want the undivided attention of the provider during my massage. If she leaves the room to attend to the phone or front desk, I will not consider returning to that establishment.
After some trial and errors during my learning cycle, I now only go to the AMP's that offer a one hour massage only. I avoid the ones that advertise the ½ hour rate. A good full body massage can not be given in less than an hour. The AMP's that offer the 30 minute massage are typically the R&T places. You may get a HE, but the chances of getting a great massage are usually slim and none. If you go to the one hour places, then the chances of getting a great full body massage is pretty good.
One more comment on my views. Since I am an older guy, I don't mind getting a massage from some of the older providers that are in their late 30's or mid 40's. Typically I find that the older ones give better massages than the young one in their 20's. I don't like them over weight no matter what age they are. I usually get a massage about every six or eight weeks. I can't afford to go more often and I don't want it to become an addiction, so I keep to my schedule.
OK – now down to business. I have four AMP's to report on. Two of them are R&T joints. One is semi-legit, and the verdict is still out on the forth, but it may be totally legit.
My first report is on the AMP on Washington Blvd across the street from the 99 cent store. Another poster gave a report on this place in Nov 2008, but I have my own report. This place advertises regularly on CL. They use to offer a $10 coupon, but no longer. I believe the rates now are $. 6 hr or $. 4 ½ hour. I was horny for a HJ and I knew I would get one here, so I made a call. It is a small AMP with about 3 or 4 rooms. The rooms have accordion doors. My provider was a young spinner. I don't remember her name. She pointed to a room and I went in and started undressing. I had just taken off my final article of clothing, when the provider walked in without knocking while I was standing full frontal. The massage table was the kind that is knee high. I lay down on the table. No drape was used. I did not see any sheet or towel that could have been used for a drape even if a customer wanted one. I got a great back and ass rub. It was very sensual. On the flip, the rub down continued, again without any drape. After about 5 minutes on this side, the provider came out and asked me point blank if I wanted a hand job. I gave the approval and she did her deed on me. It was a great HJ. She did not rush it. I finished off very nicely. Since I had paid for the one hour session, the provider continued with the massage after she had cleaned me up. The rest of the massage was not bad, probably better than you get in most of the R&T places, but not as good as you will get in a legitimate AMP. When the HJ was offered, there was no discussion about the fee or tip for the extra service. When the massage was over, the provider stayed in the room while I dressed. She prepared the massage table for the next monger, but she did not change the sheets. I tipped her $. 4 and she was very happy. Not a bad place for a R&T experience. I will not return, because one of my rules was broken. The provider did leave the room about three times to attend to the front desk and this is a show stopper for me.
On Washington Blvd between Lincoln and the 405, there are at least four R&T AMP's that I know off. I previously reported on one. Here is a second report. This one has a Washington Blvd address, but the entrance is located on the side street Purdue across from the DMV in Culver City. They advertise regularly in LAW and do offer a $10 coupon. I called first to get the lay of the land. I was told that two providers were available. The door was locked and I had to ring the bell to gain entrance. The mamasan greeted me. I paid for the one hour (a big mistake). The mamasan led me to a room in the back. She was older and heavy. I then realized that she was not the mamasan, but the provider. Her name was Coco. I don't mind older providers but I don't like heavy women. I told her that I preferred younger. She then yelled out to Margo. Margo was cute and in her late 20's. I approved of her. I undressed and got under the sheet. The rub down begin. It was sensual from the beginning. Margo kept getting more and more sensual and kept looking for my approval so she could go further along. Eventually she grabbed my soldier and went to town. I popped pretty good. Since I had paid for the one hour, she continued along with the massage which was lame at best. It was apparent that she had no massage skills. She kept looking for guidance on what to do. I didn't even come close to finishing my hour. After about 45 minutes I had had enough. I ended it. Margo stayed in the room while I dressed. She made up the bed without changing the sheets. As in my previous report, there was never any discussion about the tip before the extras were provided. I tipped $. 4 and she was very happy. She held my hand while she walked me to the front door. Because my primarily interest is getting a great massage with the HJ as secondary interest, I will not return here. Because the front door stays locked, I believe that this place may offer extras beyond the basic HJ.
After experiencing the two R&T places that I just reported on, I realized how the system works. Even if you pay for a one hour massage at the R&T joints, the first ½ hour is devoted to the R&T activities and the second ½ hour is the lame massage. The basic R&T goes like this:
15 minutes for the rub.
5 minutes for the tug.
5 minutes clean up
5 minutes wrap-up, get dressed and get the hell out.
And in my case it took me another five minutes to get to Titos Tacos for a gourmet lunch.
I previously reported on two R&T joints. Here is another report, but this place is semi-legit to legit. It is Oceanside Health Center in Venice. They have two locations; one on the Boardwalk and another location on Main Street by the traffic circle. I have never been to the location on the Boardwalk, but I have been to the Main St. Location six times in the past 18 months. They have a web site that has a picture of one of our past presidents (guess which one) with the owner. The place looks sleazy from the street but it is not too bad once you get inside. There is an upstairs and a downstairs. They have about 10 massage areas. Sheets are used to separate the massage areas, so it is not going to be as private as most AMP's are. The upstairs probably is a little more private. The typical provider here is in her 30's to early 40's. The advertised price is $. 45 for a one hour Chinese massage. On the massage table, there will be a sheet that is folded vertically in half. I always get on the table without covering myself. The masseuse will cover me. Every massage I have had here has been fabulous. It is a full hour and the masseuse will hit every part of your body from scalp to toes. The massage is a combination of deep tissue (or medium if you prefer) and standard oil rub down and some stretching also. I always get a good ass rub down here. Once the ass rub was so sensual that I popped on the sheet. Besides this incident I have had two other HE. The clue is when you are on your back and the masseuse cups your privates with the sheet, I think that is the way they hint that the HE is available. Just slide off the sheet and enjoy the finish. I am not going to mention names, because there is turnover. But if you are looking for a great legit message with a possible HE, this place is worth a try. Parking is a problem here. I live walking distance to this place so that is why it is popular with me. All the bus lines (SM blue, Culver City green, and LA metro) have buses that stop at the traffic circle. Like the other reports I did, the HE's I got here was without any discussion of fees. I always tip $. 4 if I get HE and $. 2 for a great massage without HE.
I was reviewing CL a few months ago and I noticed a new ad for a $25 massage, so I though I would try it out. This MP is located on the NE corner of Westwood and Santa Monica Blvd. A name is not used in the CL ad and I don't remember seeing a name on the store front. I walked in and it was very dark. I was greeted by two Asian ladies that spoke very little English. The advertised $25 massage was for the foot massage. The full body massage was $35. That still sounded like a good deal for me. The rooms are fairly private. Some of the material that separates the massage rooms is oriental weave material which may be a little transparent, but since the place is kept pretty dark, I felt private. I would guess that the provider I had was about 40 with a good body and she was cute. I was still in my underwear when she walked into the room. I removed my last piece of clothes with her in the room. The drape was a large bath towel. I lay down on the knee high table and she covered me. I got a fabulous massage that included some great sensual ass work. There was no HE. It didn't matter to me. For $35 it was a great deal for a full body and the sheets were clean. I tipped $. 2.
I recently returned here for a second try. I wanted the same provider but she was no longer here. I was offered to Mimi. Once again I got a great massage and like the first time there was no HE. On the flip I lost the towel and waited for her to redrape me. The only thing I did not like about Mimi is that when she massaged the ass, she did one cheek at a time while the other cheek remained covered. I prefer to have both cheeks massaged together. This time the sheets were covered with a light transparent cover. I assume that this cover is replaced each time. Mimi spoke good English.
I highly recommend this place if you want a great full body Asian massage at a budget price. In fact I prefer this AMP over the one I reported about located on Main Street, because this one offers more private rooms and is a little cleaner and also $10 cheaper. I know I will return here. Maybe if I become a regular the HE will become part of the package.