Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=RedDog;2237626]All the info you need is in the ad. We understand your desire to find as much info as possible before you take the leap. However. You have 2 posts, and no reviews. It smells a bit (like bacon) and I'd be surprised if anyone would share info with you privately, and frankly, I hope they don't.[/QUOTE]Point taken. I realize I don't have a history here specifically, but I guarantee you I've created my share of reviews. (Just look me up on RM.) I apologize for the inquiry and the offense it may have caused; my question was only to find out if she was as legit as she claims to be. I wasn't quite sure how things are done here. And now let me be frank: You really didn't have to delve into the area of snark with your "I hope they don't" comment though -- it wasn't necessary.

[QUOTE=TxsSgt;2237668]Well said Red Dog. That is the same thing I tell every small posy person that contacts me for info. Contribute to the forum and then you will be trusted with the good information.[/QUOTE]My introduction to this hobby was in the mid-sixties while serving in the military. I was just a fucking kid (19 yo). Some of the older recruits would talk about their exploits. Like the young and dumb that I was, I'd ask for details. Partly it was to feed a fantasy, but also to ensure I enjoyed my time (if I got up the guts to go) for the money spent. More often than not, the response from the experienced mongers was, "well kid- you get your money together and I'll run you by the place and see how it turns out. " No promises, no expectations, no guarantees- nothing. You were on your own. You either worked it out, or you didn't. It wasn't an easy decision back then because we weren't making a ton of dough so to gamble on getting pussy was a biggie (I was making $104/ mo. At the time.).

Times are different now. The internet provides real time info (we didn't have it in the 60's.) In my mind, that's a part of the problem. These days you don't have to TOFFT to find out what's going on. But you should. Guys have made the investment to find pleasure. Sometimes it works out- sometimes it doesn't. I for one would rather share info with guys that made the effort.

Then there's the issue of not knowing who you're talking to on-line. Could be someone who you'd rather not share info with.

I offer this. Men- drag out the wallet and see what's happening. Then come back and share. You ain't going to bat 1.000. None of us have. On the other hand, it's not our job to improve your chances of scoring.

Decided to finally check out a place on 99 (fairly close to Walmart) that is spoken of here regularly. I had a fairly attractive woman who just moved here from CA about 2 weeks ago.

The massage was probably a 5 or 6/10. Very thorough & a solid hour.

The door remained open a crack, though, and she said the boss requires it to stay open. Regardless, she was extremely playful in the most important area. Keeping nearly constant contact. Flip, HJ all the way to a HE. Life is good. I will return very soon.

Paid a visit to Vista today for the first time since their relocation. Disappointed to find out that Jessie is no longer there. The lady who was there was way too grandmotherly for me to partake so I moved on and wound up at Red Sun.

Never been there before so I figured what the hell.

The lady giving the massage was a bit older but not bad looking. I'd give the massage a 5/10. Good enough that I didn't feel totally ripped off but not so good that I'd want another massage from her.

Anyways, after the flip self service was strongly encouraged and she played with the jewels but steadfastly refused a handshake. Roaming was also discouraged.

Oh, also there are no doors on the private rooms, just curtains.

[QUOTE=NokiaFan88;2233868]Hey I have had an opportunity to go to this place and met a few gals and its really a YMMV kind of place. The last gal that I met was Maggie who is a early to mid 20's, skinny, be cup, 5'5 and 7/10 attractive type of gal and was really hoping for a HE but didn't get it. [/QUOTE]So I requested Maggie during my last visit. Mamasan agreed. Got comfortable, in walks a woman in her late 30's with a huge rack. Later I find out she's named Anna.

The overall experience was better than the one you described with Maggie. However, I don't appreciate being given a different girl than I requested. This sounds like about the same story as the other guy who made an appointment with Mary that was not honored once he got there.

I guess you have to demand your girl (whoever you are requesting) and actually see her and verify everything before you get comfortable, otherwise go somewhere else. This place really needs to improve their customer service, or start losing business. It will be a while before I go back.

Mamasan was also pushing "4 hands" massage on me, 2 girls for $120. Never do this! A much higher chance of the girls being uncomfortable, either with just being the wrong girl, or not wanting to get ratted out.

I had some extra time on my hands today, so I repeated my experience from yesterday. I was hoping to get a bit farther than HJ, but no go. This was my 2nd time here, and she hasn't been allowed to shut / latch the door either time. (It is shut as far as it can go w / o actually latching it. You would have to really try to see in the room.).

I'm not sure if it's because she has only been there 2 weeks, or if the papasan is very strict with everybody, but he does pass by the room a couple times during the hour. You definitely need to be somewhat smooth to get something here.

Either way, decent massage, lots of play time with the boys, HE via HJ, left happy.

[QUOTE=TheJester;2239981]Paid a visit to Vista today for the first time since their relocation. Disappointed to find out that Jessie is no longer there. The lady who was there was way too grandmotherly for me to partake so I moved on and wound up at Red Sun.

Never been there before so I figured what the hell.

The lady giving the massage was a bit older but not bad looking. I'd give the massage a 5/10. Good enough that I didn't feel totally ripped off but not so good that I'd want another massage from her.

Anyways, after the flip self service was strongly encouraged and she played with the jewels but steadfastly refused a handshake. Roaming was also discouraged.

Oh, also there are no doors on the private rooms, just curtains.[/QUOTE]You can find Jessie at Health Spa. 85** up on MP. She is now the owner but still does massage.

Visited the one on 164 and it the walls don't extend all the way up to the ceiling, so its legit.

I don't really like the one on 99 (that I'm assuming everyone's talking about), management is too nosy and dishonest over the smallest things.

Went to 84 on 99 over the weekend. Ask and got cici an older gal I had seen before. Did not see papas an around so thought thing might be different. Went to room got ready. She comes in again door not closed all the way, oils me up full back and down the legs. Massage starts with good pressure and strokes. As she moves down and starts the ass I lifted up to see if she got the idea. Took several times but now she was on the table between my legs and doing full strokes from my calf up the leg ass and up to the middle of my back. Felt great and got me going. On the next lift she went under and started lightly brushing the.

Boys. She stopped got more oil and resumed the long strokes. One more time and she went under found what she wanted and just stayed there with the best soft massage you could ask for. Kind of and ove.

I've heard good and bad things about this place.

Does anyone know if it's worth the drive up the gourge?

[QUOTE=PdxGuy;2240101]So I requested Maggie during my last visit. Mamasan agreed. Got comfortable, in walks a woman in her late 30's with a huge rack. Later I find out she's named Anna.

The overall experience was better than the one you described with Maggie. However, I don't appreciate being given a different girl than I requested. This sounds like about the same story as the other guy who made an appointment with Mary that was not honored once he got there.

I guess you have to demand your girl (whoever you are requesting) and actually see her and verify everything before you get comfortable, otherwise go somewhere else. This place really needs to improve their customer service, or start losing business. It will be a while before I go back.

Mamasan was also pushing "4 hands" massage on me, 2 girls for $120. Never do this! A much higher chance of the girls being uncomfortable, either with just being the wrong girl, or not wanting to get ratted out.[/QUOTE]I've always wanted to try Anna but don't know what to expect, I am just tired of the bait and switch with these places.

[QUOTE=NokiaFan88;2246474]I've always wanted to try Anna but don't know what to expect, I am just tired of the bait and switch with these places.[/QUOTE]Anna was thumbs down for me.

I've went to this place not too long after the name change. I asked for Maggie based on the review from another site. The massage was fine but only self service was offered. I was surprised since the review suggested other wise. I decided to say no thanks. Anyway, I got a quick table shower, but I won't go back there. Still looking for an ATF replacement for Cindy from HK Massage.

Went to Vista on Sunday. Good massage but the masseuse was way too old for me. No HE, which was okay, since the mood was not invigorating. On the way out, I saw Anna / Hanna, who was just as old. I won't be going back there either. Still looking for my happy place.

I've been striking out since my favorite place closed down. I'll keep looking and hope to have a similar experience. Thanks.

[QUOTE=JGreat;2239201]Decided to finally check out a place on 99 (fairly close to Walmart) that is spoken of here regularly. I had a fairly attractive woman who just moved here from CA about 2 weeks ago.

The massage was probably a 5 or 6/10. Very thorough & a solid hour.

The door remained open a crack, though, and she said the boss requires it to stay open. Regardless, she was extremely playful in the most important area. Keeping nearly constant contact. Flip, HJ all the way to a HE. Life is good. I will return very soon.[/QUOTE]

I have been to the places that have been on here and no happy for me, also the one next to car wash on St Johns good tease but no happy. I would like to checkout the Columbia gorge but not sure where it is if you can let me know how to find.

[QUOTE=QuadGuy;2252824]I have been to the places that have been on here and no happy for me, also the one next to car wash on St Johns good tease but no happy. I would like to checkout the Columbia gorge but not sure where it is if you can let me know how to find.[/QUOTE]Hope this helps.

Columbia Gorge Massage Therapy.

1012 Trevitt St The Dalles, Oregon.

I'm a huge fan of 84** on 99.

Why you may ask?

Because I've been going there for a while. I have my 2 regular girls. Mary and Anna.

If I call tell them my name and request one of the 2 and I'm told yes come on in, then I go ahead.

If I get there and they try to set me up with another girl I simple say no thank you Mary or Anna only the one I requested. Both girls know me well. The door not being shut is sone thing I have yet to encounter. Maybe because the I am known there.

You guys need to stick to your guns. If you request a girl and they try to switch on ya do not be afraid to say no thank you and start gathering your things. More often than not the requested girl will show up magically. They do the switch to try and get new girls into rotation.

With Mary I've had visits outside of the AMP as well, but when we can't meet due to scheduling I will sometimes go in to see her. In the room I've her shirt and bra off pants down to knees and gotten away with fiv and daty. She has given BJ and he both to completion. This my friends is something that has been built up with her over many visits. Shit Anna has gone Russian a few times on me as well. Once again only after many visits with being polite and pushing the envelope a little each time. Patience is a virtue. It also really helps if you shower and shave and such before you go. Don't rely on the table shower to freshen up. Mary has also said many times she loves that I always come in with a clean fresh mouth. It makes her want to kiss me. These are little things folks but they are oft overlooked.

BTW sorry for my absence as of late have been in Peru until a few days ago.

[QUOTE=TxsSgt;2255787]I'm a huge fan of 84** on 99.

Why you may ask?

Because I've been going there for a while. I have my 2 regular girls. Mary and Anna.

If I call tell them my name and request one of the 2 and I'm told yes come on in, then I go ahead.

If I get there and they try to set me up with another girl I simple say no thank you Mary or Anna only the one I requested. Both girls know me well. The door not being shut is sone thing I have yet to encounter. Maybe because the I am known there.

You guys need to stick to your guns. If you request a girl and they try to switch on ya do not be afraid to say no thank you and start gathering your things. More often than not the requested girl will show up magically. They do the switch to try and get new girls into rotation.
[/QUOTE]Except at this point they already have your money.

It's annoying that you can call for an appointment with a certain girl, or even show up and ask for a certain girl (being told, yes) and they still try to switch on you.

I guess you have to ask for the girl you want, insist on actually seeing her, before you go into the room or fork over any money.

Thank you for the advice. In complete agreement with you.

[QUOTE=TxsSgt;2255787]I'm a huge fan of 84** on 99.

Why you may ask?

Because I've been going there for a while. I have my 2 regular girls. Mary and Anna.

If I call tell them my name and request one of the 2 and I'm told yes come on in, then I go ahead.

If I get there and they try to set me up with another girl I simple say no thank you Mary or Anna only the one I requested. Both girls know me well. The door not being shut is sone thing I have yet to encounter. Maybe because the I am known there.

You guys need to stick to your guns. If you request a girl and they try to switch on ya do not be afraid to say no thank you and start gathering your things. More often than not the requested girl will show up magically. They do the switch to try and get new girls into rotation.

With Mary I've had visits outside of the AMP as well, but when we can't meet due to scheduling I will sometimes go in to see her. In the room I've her shirt and bra off pants down to knees and gotten away with fiv and daty. She has given BJ and he both to completion. This my friends is something that has been built up with her over many visits. Shit Anna has gone Russian a few times on me as well. Once again only after many visits with being polite and pushing the envelope a little each time. Patience is a virtue. It also really helps if you shower and shave and such before you go. Don't rely on the table shower to freshen up. Mary has also said many times she loves that I always come in with a clean fresh mouth. It makes her want to kiss me. These are little things folks but they are oft overlooked.

BTW sorry for my absence as of late have been in Peru until a few days ago.[/QUOTE]

I just found this board, as I am a fan of AMP's. That said, I have seen this Pixi on BP off.

And on for several years:

[URL]http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/thursday-100-special-total-relaxation-beautiful-real-dancers-body/7956772[/URL]

I don't want details posted here, but a little review would be nice.

I talked with her and on the phone she was nice, I'd like to see her, but not if it's a waste.

Of time. Does anybody know about her?

Thanks for the info on the Columbia Gorge. I looked into it and hear it is an empty building and they do not answer the phone. So the search is still on.

I had a dream I went up to visit her for a bodyrub. She is definitely a sexy, tiny little thing. The massage was light, which isn't really my thing but she is quiet and you don't really know where she is or where her hands will be next when you're on your stomach. Mutual touch and happy ending, didn't ask for anything else since the HJ was expertly done. The main problem is she works in her grandma's house:

I'd rate it a solid 6/10, for a dream anyway.

[QUOTE=ARoger;2257609]I just found this board, as I am a fan of AMP's. That said, I have seen this Pixi on BP off.

And on for several years:

[URL]http://portland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/thursday-100-special-total-relaxation-beautiful-real-dancers-body/7956772[/URL]

I don't want details posted here, but a little review would be nice.

I talked with her and on the phone she was nice, I'd like to see her, but not if it's a waste.

Of time. Does anybody know about her?[/QUOTE]

I went to the 94** on 99 Friday evening Very poor all around will not darken the door again. Thought I would check out vista Saturday afternoon I got Anni good massage and left very happy she knows how to rub. Only thing she will not let you touch.

[QUOTE=QuadGuy;2261399]I went to the 94** on 99 Friday evening Very poor all around will not darken the door again. Thought I would check out vista Saturday afternoon I got Anni good massage and left very happy she knows how to rub. Only thing she will not let you touch.[/QUOTE]I Agree. Visited last week and was a very poor massage and no joy. Waste of time. 84** seems the only AMP worth visiting these days.

[QUOTE=Flynt;2261015]I had a dream I went up to visit her for a bodyrub. She is definitely a sexy, tiny little thing. The massage was light, which isn't really my thing but she is quiet and you don't really know where she is or where her hands will be next when you're on your stomach. Mutual touch and happy ending, didn't ask for anything else since the HJ was expertly done. The main problem is she works in her grandma's house:

I'd rate it a solid 6/10, for a dream anyway.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the info!

What does she wear and does she let you touch everything?

Hi.

I visit Vancouver MPs regularly. So far may a dozen of them. Still not sure if I am tipping them rightly. I get various services from HJ to BJ and full. Can some one give me a rough ball park for tipping and the service one get for the same. I agree 84 on 99 is so far the best I have seen. The next one I will say is Vista, they have moved now to 76*.

Thanks.

[QUOTE=StiffGuy;2270908]Hi.

I visit Vancouver MPs regularly. So far may a dozen of them. Still not sure if I am tipping them rightly. I get various services from HJ to BJ and full. Can some one give me a rough ball park for tipping and the service one get for the same. I agree 84 on 99 is so far the best I have seen. The next one I will say is Vista, they have moved now to 76*.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]You get various services including BJ and Full? Would you be so kind as to share where the rest of us might be so lucky? I've only been able to land the occasional HJ at Vista, 84 and.

65.

If any of you ever saw Helen at 84 only to be disappointed when her great finishing services were no longer there, she's back and going by Mimi. Said she lives in LA and only comes up for about 10 days at a time. She's trying to get into a different kind of work, so see her while you can.

[QUOTE=PdxPkr;2271966]You get various services including BJ and Full? Would you be so kind as to share where the rest of us might be so lucky? I've only been able to land the occasional HJ at Vista, 84 and.

65.[/QUOTE]Yes. At Vista don't go with Anna or Hui what ever. There is another girl, who is short may not be good looking but small cup and wil allow you to DINE touch anywhere and BJ too. I had FS at the 104** on Mill plain with Cindy. The other place is closed the 84** on 99. Her name is Lulu. With FS.

[QUOTE=QuadGuy;2261399]I went to the 94** on 99 Friday evening Very poor all around will not darken the door again. Thought I would check out vista Saturday afternoon I got Anni good massage and left very happy she knows how to rub. Only thing she will not let you touch.[/QUOTE]Well I had touched the top and even sucked. Only thing is she does nto allow to touch the kitty.

[QUOTE=StiffGuy;2274779]Yes. At Vista don't go with Anna or Hui what ever. There is another girl, who is short may not be good looking but small cup and wil allow you to DINE touch anywhere and BJ too. I had FS at the 104** on Mill plain with Cindy. The other place is closed the 84** on 99. Her name is Lulu. With FS.[/QUOTE]104** on Mill Plain has been closed for months so that info isn't very helpful at this point. As for 84** on 99, I've been there several times and every girl is required to leave the door.

Open a crack and they are all afraid to even give HJ because of the manager. I'd really be shocked if you've had FS at any of the AMPs in the local area within the last year.

I am talking about 3** on 7*. I could get a nice be* and could roam around every where including suc** the twins. I have not gone to 84** as its closed and when I visited last year I did get FS. Also in the 10* on mill I could get FS before it was closed.

When I meant 84** , it was the one ending with 0 and not 1. Thought will clarify.

[QUOTE=StiffGuy;2278727]When I meant 84** , it was the one ending with 0 and not 1. Thought will clarify.[/QUOTE]But you are right, 8**1 is still a good option.

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I probably missed Helen this time around. If anyone sees her here locally please post or PM me.

I had a good relaxing and massage. She had to be one of the cutest faces for a see girl. I was very pleasantly supprised. One thing I have learned is to be super clean. . And polite and disarming in a manner that makes the girl the most comfortable.

[QUOTE=********;2284188]I had a good relaxing and massage. She had to be one of the cutest faces for a see girl. I was very pleasantly supprised. One thing I have learned is to be super clean. . And polite and disarming in a manner that makes the girl the most comfortable.[/QUOTE]What was the girl's name?

Last time I was there I got some fat chick (although a bit younger than the usual ones). Ended 10 minutes short of a full hour and swore I'd never go back there.

It is always a cap shoot. I did not get her name. Sorry. But she is the young one there. It is always a hit and miss. Even with out all the LA pressures. All I do is lots of subtle things to make them feel comfortable and that I am discrete also. A flash of a good bank roll sure helps. One way to get great service is to tip at the begginning. When I want to impress a date at a nice restaurant. I give the waiter a 100 spot and say. I want to be pampered. Works every time.