Watertown and Apple spa in RI, what a mess.
I went for a hard 45min run today and I was very sore. I decided to go for a good cheap massage with HJ close to my house. I drove out to the place in Watertown, usually the ladies are older and fat/solid but give good massages. I saw Lilly, she was thin and nice lets say a 6. 5-7 for looks. The massage was a 9+ I needed it badly as I am sore but it was very very good. She asked me if I had been there before and I said yes, that I had always seen another girl, a girl who I saw in the lobby today. I told her that it had been awhile and it had. Anyway after a great 55 minute massage she said ok, all done. NO HJ! No sexy touching nothing. I was pretty pisses but I tipped $20 as it was a very nice massage. They have typically excepted 40 for HJ. I was bummed.
So I go home frustrated and I check this list and I read on the RI section that this guy had a very nice time and Apple spa (the name has changed). I have always used downtown spa. So me and my GPS take me to broad st. Holy crap that is in a bad neighborhood. I was pretty nervous parking my car with all the folks walking around. I park it in CVS, it was about 915pm. It is in a very sketchy neighborhood, did I say that already? ! So I go up to the second floor and I see a sexy older women playing with a holla hoop in the hall. I go in and the massaman asks if I have been here before, I say Yes (I never have) but I say that it was a long time ago when they were called Apple. She says ok and asks me to undress. In walks this women, had to be 40. I would rate her a 5 with the cloths on, she looked like a refrigerator in a bikini, her name is Ellie, RUN don't walk away. We go into get a table shower, the water is cold. It was the worst table shower I have ever had. It was like she was washing a stinky dog, I am not kidding. They close at 12 midnight so there wasn't any reason to rush. I kept thinking that I drove 50 each way miles for What? Then we go in for the massage, It was worse than the table shower. Like my sister was giving me a massage. All I can think of is how am I going to get it up? The guy said that he paid 70 for the works on the RI board and said that he had a great time, thats why I drove the hour. Taht it had been slow at apple and they have been trying harder with the service. That the ladies are a little older but still sexy. She asks what I wanted and I say that I have $70 and I want the works. Thats what the other guy said he paid. I have paid 100+ for it before. But with much hotter ladies. I was thinking with the small head at this point. She is mad, leaves with the money, I was almost ready to get my cloths on and leave. In she walks and shakes her hand at me and says next time 150. I was thinking, there will never be a next time. Well she tickles the balls for 60 seconds and then starts a cbj for 2 minutes and then climbs on top. She has had at least 1 kid and doesn't have a good body. It was a mess, she closed her eyes as tight as they would go. I was loosing my erection fast, I asked if I could go on top. Again with the eyes closed as tight as they can go. I had to stop as I felt like I was forcing myself on a 40+ year old fat sex slave. Hands down the worst sexual experance I have ever had. I asked for a HJ and closed my eyes and pictured that I was in a different place. Now mind you I am 6'3" 30yrs old and pretty attractive, not to sound like a jack ass but it wasn't me. She did NOT want to be there. I am always super respectful and clean. I did finally "finish" and my car was still there when I got out but I did spend $210 and drive 125miles today for a great massage and a lame HJ. I should have just done myself and saved the time and money. I think that I am taking a break from the hobby for a while. I love asians but this SUCKS!
Thanks for listening.
Toodw.
Suggestions for a FS for a newbie..
Hi could you please PM me some FS, GFE AMP's in RI, I have been going thru some of the posts, but I am not able to figure out the places thats been floating around in the discussion. Please help me since my last two trips to AMPS have all ended in HJ, though good, I am desp for a FS tonite.
Thanks.
In Search of Asian Boobs ...
From an earlier report I wrote with an implied "request for information", I received some great local suggestions right hear in the MA and greater Boston area.
Gave a girl named 'Yumi' a call, reportedly had decent sized cans and provided topless views and play. Yumi advertises in the Adult Section of the Phoenix. Called to make and appointment, she answered directly and I made for 1:00p this past Tuesday. Found it no problem with decent area and parking nearby. On the phone I got the standard "you been here before?". I mentioned it was a recommendation from a friend.
Knocked on the door and Yumi answered. Pretty young chinese girl, nice face, slim body, full B-cup on appearance, decent english, has been in the states for a bit. Got undressed and onto the table.
She used oil and gave a very decent rubdown / massage. My impression of her and the situation is she gives lots of massages and has done so for a while ... the outcome is very methodical and not as much enthusiastic. Although subtle, it is really not cool for a provider to mention "my customers" and take calls during the massage. Part of the mystique is you are the only one - I know this sounds delusional but I consider it as part of the experience.
I actually love in RI AMPS they try to get you horny by flirting and touch / play. That's cool. Here, there was no element of that. This could be because I am new and MA providers are on constant alert, so fun-n-play comes once they know you. The problem with me is I like the variety and not always wanting to return to the same person 'hoping' to get more personal attention. I usually ensure the masseuse feels comfortable with me and knows what I want, but still try to get a sense of their boundaries.
Anyway, got a medium massage for 30 minutes, then the feather massage which I knew it was almost time to flip. She mentioned 'massage you here?' refering to the johnson. 'Of course!'. I asked for a view, and she mentioned she would lift here tank-top shirt for a clear view, but not remove her bra or shirt b/c she didn't want to have to put it back on (goes with my thought - ~5,000th straight massage, how do I make this easier for me, not customer ...). She admired the scenery as did I, and HJ'd away as I played with her boobies. Nothing special in terms of sensuousness, erotic positions, flirtation, etc. Just a defacto service.
I left her with $40 tip. I thought she was cute, liked her decent massage and boobs, had fun time with her, but would not personally repeat.
Thank you for the suggestions.
In search of Asian boobs ... :)
BTW - If anyone has any more suggestions, it would be appreciated