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[QUOTE=SpiceyDig]It closed right after the last LE action that hit the East Coast.[/QUOTE]
I believe Apple was at 1021 Broad st..2nd floor . right? If so it has re-opened with a new name and number. It was in the Boston Phoenix this week. I don't have a copy of the ad with me but I will add the number in tomorrow. SO
[QUOTE=Stressed Out]I believe Apple was at 1021 Broad st..2nd floor . right? If so it has re-opened with a new name and number. It was in the Boston Phoenix this week. I don't have a copy of the ad with me but I will add the number in tomorrow. SO[/QUOTE]Thanks, I loved the place, small private, secure, however last time there was flood and the placed smelled.
Here is the info from the ad for the new place at 1021 Broad St. It is now called Peace of Mind Spa and the phone is 401-781-0899. It says it has a private parking lot but my guess is it is the same one behind the building. It would be nice if it was a bit more private though. I won't be able to make it till next week so If anyone makes it this week let us know. SO.
[QUOTE=Stressed Out]I believe Apple was at 1021 Broad st..2nd floor . right? If so it has re-opened with a new name and number. It was in the Boston Phoenix this week. I don't have a copy of the ad with me but I will add the number in tomorrow. SO[/QUOTE]
I saw in a post in the Massage thread, not a city the topic, that Midori is supposedly reopened any confirmation of that.
Jack
I stopped by yesterday around noon. I used the side door, the mamsan was waiting for me by the time I got upstairs. Asked if I was there before, said yes, she said house fee the same as before .60.
I undressed and waited. Hannah came in. She was older, maybe late 30's, possibly older. Thin and still attractive. Gave me slippers to wear. Took me over for a decent TS. The shower room smelled like it was recently cleaned. The place it self seemed clean and no odor from the flood problem mentioned in an earlier post. TS was decent, got all the nooks and crannies.
Back to the room, face down. The massage was ok. It was kind of more grabbing and slighty pinching. After head to toe. Asked if I wanted oil massage, I said ok.
At this point, I am starting to wonder what would be available. She was leaving the door slighty opened. She was also wearing tight fitting capri type pants and blouse.
After oil massage, Hannah went and got a hot towel, placed it on my back, did some back walking. I am thinking I might be lucky to even get HR at this point.
After the flip, asks what I want. Made the motion for FS and asked at the same time. She shrugs her shoulders and asks what I have. I figure I would start low and offered $. To my surprise she says yes.
Starts with a fairly quick CBJ, the on to some asian. Finished off with mish. After I am done, start to get up, she pulls me back down for more. Maybe this was for show, but that was a first. Helped getting dressed. Popped a candy in my mouth on the way out. Mama puts her hand on my shoulder as I am exiting and asked if everthing was ok. I had a decent time and would probably return. Again a bit older, but still pleasant, of course YMMV.
[QUOTE=Rimike] Popped a candy in my mouth on the way out.[/QUOTE]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)[/QUOTE]
Cut him some slack.....It happened to me many times in several AMPs around the country. Not SOP but it happens......
Ulie:
Thanks for rubbing salt in an old wound. I happen to think RIMIke may have actually gone to the new APPLE. :(
Cut Rimike some slack. Anybody who post a report is welcome to me.
I've had candy popped into my mouth on many occasions.Usually spit it out especially the foul tasting stuff they had at NMS.
I think, but I may be mistaken as I have been in the past, that Ulie is busting my nads for some comments I made back in early / mid september about a post from a newer member regarding DT. The point is well taken and we are not busting RIMike nads.
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]Are you saying she popped a candy in your mouth? Because if so, you're casting doubt of the authenticity of your entire post. ;)[/QUOTE]
ULie,
No offense, but who are you to question the authenticity of someone else's report? Until you report on the place yourself, I can only assume that it is YOU, that hasn't been there. If I'm incorrect, and you've actually been there, then why haven't you posted about it?
You've contributed a total of one amp experience to date. Every other post of yours has been a comment or a question. But not a report.
If I'm out of line here, I apologize. Personally, I've never been there myself. I have, however, had many girls at other places give me a candy or bottle of water as I left.
Judge not, lest ye be judged.
Guest123
Haven't posted in a LONG WHILE because I had my balls busted abit questioning my integrity when I suggested that I was finding under the radar girls on CL when it first became popular.
But I think Ulie was referencing an earlier incident about the candy and was just playing around - hence the wink. Probably just a bit of sarcastic humor.
Loved Young at Apple... can anyone suggest a replacement?
[QUOTE=Brent01].....Loved Young at Apple... can anyone suggest a replacement?[/QUOTE]
My opinion... The only one right now is Jasmine at DT. :)
There are also a few at DT right now to avoid! So make sure you ask for her. :cool:
Have fun...
Tony
[QUOTE=Rimike]...I undressed and waited. Hannah came in. She was older, maybe late 30's, possibly older ... After oil massage, Hannah went and got a hot towel, placed it on my back, did some back walking. I am thinking I might be lucky to even get HR at this point....Helped getting dressed. Popped a candy in my mouth on the way out. Mama puts her hand on my shoulder as I am exiting and asked if everthing was ok...[/QUOTE]
I basically had the same thing. I think Hannah told me the other girl there was named Tina. She didn't actually put the candy in my mouth though.
Gentle Readers,
Did I lob a shot in the direction of a certain individual?
[B][SIZE="3"]Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
Should the authenticity of RIMike's post really be doubted? (remember the wink, now ;) )
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Did the intended receiver take the hit in good stride?
[B][SIZE="3"]A resounding YES.[/SIZE][/B]
Was the shot to be thought of as more like putting salt on a wound and less like a waterballon strike filled with luke warm water?
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Do I agree that most of my posts are nothing but fluff?
[B][SIZE="3"]Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
With the exception of 1 (one!!) PM, did I receive any feedback at all from the only (purely fictional) post that might be construed as being a real report?
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Am I likely to put forth the effort to create another lengthy, intimate (purely fictional) post for the members of this board to ignore?
[B][SIZE="3"]Call me a punching bag, but Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
Am I in the habit of running home to a keyboard to report my latest (purely fictional) experience while my balls still smell like oriental honey so as to allow the provider the chance to associate my (purely fictional) post with me?
[B][SIZE="3"]No.[/SIZE][/B]
Do I wish that AMP gift certificates in various denominations were considered a suitable holiday gift for someone such as myself with ever-dwindling resources available to devote to this type of escape?
[B][SIZE="3"]Yes.[/SIZE][/B]
Do I believe that these young ladies are the victims of something large, ugly, evil and out of their control?
Thanks--UF
Had business in RI Friday evening, left Boston 2 hours early so I could enjoy you-know-what before my appointment. Traffic SUCKED and I was in a miserable mood when I finally hit the Providence outskirts. Had planned on visiting DT, but was so sick of traffic and dreaded parking so I aborted and checked into CH instead at about 5:30 pm. Place was dead -- Yoko led me to the sauna. Unlike a previous poster I had a wonderful, lengthy session -- unrushed, at least 10 minutes of teasing before the flip; she also wanted to cuddle for a while before I reached for the wallet which was fine by me. $.4 led to 25 minutes of the main event, including lengthy 69, then MISH -- finished Russian. She was in no hurry, maybe because it was so slow. Cuddled and talked afterwards, then was led off for second shower. Was there almost 90 minutes.
For all you jaded PVD locals -- count your blessings. There but for the Grace of God go you to live in greater Boston with me where the Pickings are Slim and true AMPS are nonexistent.
Only downside: during the clean up shower she produced a new bar of soap and washed my privates. About 30 seconds later while she was rinsing me off my dick began to feel like it was on fire! I don't know what was in the soap but I suspect it must have been some industrial strength septic tank cleaner. I finally had to frantically motion for her to rinse my groin off -- I think she thought I was asking for seconds right there in the shower. I ended up taking the shower head and cleaning myself while trying to hide my pain and keep the whole thing from turning into an X-rated Three Stooges episode. Don't know if the tainted soap is still there or not, so beware.
I went to dt. Arrived at 311, got off elavator and one guy was already waiting in the hall. Lady in pink robe opened the door and told me short wait. In 5 min one guy left, 5 more min a 2nd guy left and they let the first guy in. About a min later she came out and let me in but told me to wait in the chair next to thr restroom. I waited about 2 minutes and a hot girl came over and took me to room C. She left and another one came in. From 1-10 she was a 6 with bad teeth. She told me her name was sunny. I gave her the .60 house fee, she told to get undressed & left. She came back about 2 min later and took me to the steam room (I could hear someone in the ts. When she opened the steamroom door the guy from the hallway was in there. I said to sunny someone is in here and she said that;s ok. (not a big problem for me). I went in and talked for a few (it was his 1st time there). Less then 5 min another hot girl came and took him to the ts. Sunny came and gave me some water for the wait. Then a minute later someone opened the door saw me and said no to the guy she was with. (I could not see him). Seconds later Sunny came in to take me to the ts. The ts was good but a few minutes into it someone told her to hurry. She said no he get 15 min. After the ts we went to the room for a not to good massage. She was slapping my back & pinching me.She did my back for about 10 min told me tlo flip and asked what service I wanted. I told her a hj because that's all I wanted to do with her. She said .60, I said ok. she took off her top and finished me. She did let me fondle. But I am not happy she did'nt do the whole massage. (even though it wasnt that good) Later we were talking and she asked if my friend was waiting outside. I asked what friend? Come to find out they put us in the steamroom together because they thought we kney each other.I left at 409 pm (less then an hour later) I don't get saturdays off to often, so I will stick to early morning weekdays when the women look better & give better service.
[QUOTE=Brent01]Loved Young at Apple... can anyone suggest a replacement?[/QUOTE]A provider by the name of Young new to the DC AMP scene just got a rave review by Ravensfan in the DC - Massage Parlor Reports thread. Read it for her description although mongers' estimates of height, age, etc. could be off. Could this be the Young from Apple in Providence?
Double Nickle
I never realized that one line out of a report would cause such an uproar. When RID posted, I realized it was probably meant for him. I guess it was because of his questioning of a report by Double Nickle.
To clarify, she actually tore the end of the cellophane wrapper. Placed the open end near my lips. I opened my mouth slightly at which point she applied pressure to the opposite end of the recently torn end of the cellophane. This caused the candy to slide out of the cellophane into my mouth. I must say, this was the highlight of my visit.
Really RID apologized to DN back awhile ago. So maybe everyone can move on. In the future I will leave out the little extra detail. In hindsight, it was kind of lame putting it in my report. I have no hard feelings towards Ulie. By the way I did happen to enjoy your DT post. Lets get back to what the board is suppose to be about.
Mike
In the early 90s, one CT AMP masseusse who knew me for abit, would un-wrap the candy, put it in her mouth, kiss me, and push the mint into mine with her tongue. Then she would lick my lips with her tongue to leave a peppermenty taste on my lips as I left.
But that was long ago and far away!
[QUOTE=Keloid]FYI, I know CH uses Dove soap. Never known someone being alergic to dove, but I don't want to start a thread on dove and get off the oh-os-important candy topic.
Peace[/QUOTE]
Just my luck, when it's time for my candy on the way out, the masseuse would unwrap the cellophane, wet the thing with her mouth and push it into mine and it would be Dove.
Went to famous DT today. Got Channel, self-claim half-korean and half-Japanese, around 30ish, 7/10 looking, so-so attitude. But she gave a really good message. It alone worths .6. Ended it with .4 for hj. full body touching was allowed but no kissing. overall a good experience. On my way out, spotted a nice looking (8.5/10). tall and slim. I didn't ask her name but may come back for her.
Rixy-- Pretty amazing feat to do with a Dove ice cream bar!
[b][color=red]Disclaimer: The following is a Dream Sequence and is entirely fictional. Any similarity between the fictional version of this story posted here and actual events of the past is PURELY COINCIDENTAL. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of any persons on the basis of libel, as the work is fictional.[/color][/b]
[B]GETTING THERE[/B]
With the wife and kids out of town and enough dough in my wallet for the full treatment, I headed for DT sometime before the latest interruption in service. I was able to find metered parking on the street and had the correct change to turn it into a one hour egg timer. Being that this was my second go around, I knew exactly which door to pop into. And being mid afternoon there was no need to be buzzed in from the street. Upstairs, I had been detected on the CCTV--the Mamasan gently opened the door just as I was about to ring the bell.
[B]HOUSE FEE[/B]
With no wait, I was shown to the room directly across from the entrance. Before she could close me in, I asked who she would be fixing me up with. USASG intel at the time gave the nod to K or July and the pass to Kelly. To my relief I was told that K was gonna be there in just a moment. And she was.
[B]K (Kay, Kae)[/B]
AND she was HOT (thanks USASG!). She had a very pretty face with long dark hair. She was svelte and she looked smashing in a white bikini that set off her beautiful skin tone nicely. She was able to understand most of what I said and teased me about my first name being like that of an american actor. This time I wanted the service to be a little more customized to my expectations. I let it be known that we could dispense with the sauna. (Waste of time sitting on my pud as far as I'm concerned) So she adjusted her routine and, quick like a bunny, went to ready the wash room.
[B]TS[/B]
She did a fine job of the washing with a bit of soapy massage on my shoulders. K was personable and wanted to know how old I was and what I did for work. I refrained from any big vocalizations when the finger hit the fan and she never returned to the entrance of the cave, now or later. When she got to the hardware she paused and asked if it was okay to wash there too. (Silly girl!) After she dried me off, we both kinda laughed because the towel she was covering me with did very little to conceal the true nature of my visit.
[B]PRE[/B]
Back in the room I immediately presented her with $.6. She seemed a little taken aback by this and just placed it on the table without ever counting it. She made me feel as if my timing was way off. K bopped out of the room to presumably get some surprise (SUPPLIZE!! Sorry, old asian joke). While my wallet was still out, I showed her my ID to prove to her I was as old as I said I was. She latched onto a picture of my offspring and went on to explain with words and gestures that her sister is due in 10 (Oct) with twins.
[B]ACTION[/B]
It was a nice time of pre-action cuddling but we both knew it was time to set sail. Somehow she realized that any massage or sensual body rub would be lost on me. There was some light kissing and she would playfully nibble on the tip of my nose. She hit me with a standard tongue sweep of the sack, magic mouth application of the wrap, and jumped on for some cowgirl in rather quick succession. I was determined to have a bit more say in the skirmish this time in the interest of bang for my buck. We rearranged for mish and at some point in the action I was able to steer away from the sign that said [COLOR=green][B]"All Premature Ejaculators Exit Here."[/B][/COLOR] We passed several landmarks as we continued down the highway; a chair, standing, the edge of the table, a dog show. Eventually she said we needed to pull into a rest area because she needed a pit stop. (It always cracks me up when a girl grabs the door knob and its locked. Wasn't she the one who locked it?) Once we got back on the road I decided I'd get off at the next major exit. As luck would have it we passed a sign the said [COLOR=green][B]"Cowgirl--2.6 minutes."[/B][/COLOR] (We must have been driving in circles!) And just after we arrived, we heard the Mamasan's voice through the hollow core door telling K, in english, that time up now. Wonderful timing if I do say so myself.
[B]POST[/B]
I figured the bum's rush was coming but that was not entirely the case. She did set the record for getting a warm cloth, though ( I suspect she was helped by someone standing right outside the door.) I received assistance with removal of the wrap, but no shoeshine and not much help getting into my clothes IIRC. K and another girl saw me out. Maybe this was Kelly? Kind of older, plump, freckles(?). Almost seemed like a Mamasan-in-training situation because the real Mamasan was watching us, waiving from down the hall by the partitions. I told them to hang on to K--she was a keeper. I gave K a kiss on the lips and the other women giggled. When I got back to my car the time on the meter had already expired. I felt I had extracted full value from all my quarters.
[B]SOME NOTES[/B][LIST][*]--Its sometimes difficult to understand some of these girls due to language thing. At one point she either called me a big dick or said that I had one. Big points if it was the latter. She never complained, but I sensed she was having trouble accommodating the length. Perhaps she was on the sponge. Regardless, I assured her that I was not going to punish her.[*]--K failed at asian cowgirl. She quit within seconds. Balance? Lack of muscles? I don't know. Didn't affect the outcome.[*]--K skipped the AR which was okay with me on this visit. While I love ass play, its not the main reason for me going there. I may have given inadvertent cues of discouragement during the TS.[*]--My experience was fabulous and I would highly recommend K and DT if you've go the bucks and the balls. That being said, I want you all to stay away during the times that I go because I don't like to wait and I'd like to be offered a lineup.[/LIST]
[B]WHERE IS SHE NOW?[/B]
Sadly, I don't think we've had any mention of K since the early part of September. Is she still at DT? Was she "saved?" Is she taking a break to be with her sister? I have no idea.
Thanks for reading--UF
Seems you didn't get true value for your money. ;)
Sorry couldn't resist.
Great post Ulie, it makes me want to head back to DT as I have not been in quite some time.
A+++++ on the review.
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown][B]GETTING THERE[/B]
With the wife and kids out of town and enough dough in my wallet for the full treatment, I headed for DT sometime before the latest interruption in service. I was able to find metered parking on the street and had the correct change to turn it into a one hour egg timer. Being that this was my second go around, I knew exactly which door to pop into. And being mid afternoon there was no need to be buzzed in from the street. Upstairs, I had been detected on the CCTV--the Mamasan gently opened the door just as I was about to ring the bell.
[B]HOUSE FEE[/B]
With no wait, I was shown to the room directly across from the entrance. Before she could close me in, I asked who she would be fixing me up with. USASG intel at the time gave the nod to K or July and the pass to Kelly. To my relief I was told that K was gonna be there in just a moment. And she was.
[B]K (Kay, Kae)[/B]
AND she was HOT (thanks USASG!). She had a very pretty face with long dark hair. She was svelte and she looked smashing in a white bikini that set off her beautiful skin tone nicely. She was able to understand most of what I said and teased me about my first name being like that of an american actor. This time I wanted the service to be a little more customized to my expectations. I let it be known that we could dispense with the sauna. (Waste of time sitting on my pud as far as I'm concerned) So she adjusted her routine and, quick like a bunny, went to ready the wash room.
[B]TS[/B]
She did a fine job of the washing with a bit of soapy massage on my shoulders. K was personable and wanted to know how old I was and what I did for work. I refrained from any big vocalizations when the finger hit the fan and she never returned to the entrance of the cave, now or later. When she got to the hardware she paused and asked if it was okay to wash there too. (Silly girl!) After she dried me off, we both kinda laughed because the towel she was covering me with did very little to conceal the true nature of my visit.
[B]PRE[/B]
Back in the room I immediately presented her with $.6. She seemed a little taken aback by this and just placed it on the table without ever counting it. She made me feel as if my timing was way off. K bopped out of the room to presumably get some surprise (SUPPLIZE!! Sorry, old asian joke). While my wallet was still out, I showed her my ID to prove to her I was as old as I said I was. She latched onto a picture of my offspring and went on to explain with words and gestures that her sister is due in 10 (Oct) with twins.
[B]ACTION[/B]
It was a nice time of pre-action cuddling but we both knew it was time to set sail. Somehow she realized that any massage or sensual body rub would be lost on me. There was some light kissing and she would playfully nibble on the tip of my nose. She hit me with a standard tongue sweep of the sack, magic mouth application of the wrap, and jumped on for some cowgirl in rather quick succession. I was determined to have a bit more say in the skirmish this time in the interest of bang for my buck. We rearranged for mish and at some point in the action I was able to steer away from the sign that said [COLOR=green][B]"All Premature Ejaculators Exit Here."[/B][/COLOR] We passed several landmarks as we continued down the highway; a chair, standing, the edge of the table, a dog show. Eventually she said we needed to pull into a rest area because she needed a pit stop. (It always cracks me up when a girl grabs the door knob and its locked. Wasn't she the one who locked it?) Once we got back on the road I decided I'd get off at the next major exit. As fate would have it we passed a sign the said [COLOR=green][B]"Cowgirl--2.6 minutes."[/B][/COLOR] (We must have been driving in circles!) And just after we arrived, we heard the Mamasan's voice through the hollow core door telling K, in english, that time up now. Wonderful timing if I do say so myself.
[B]POST[/B]
I figured the bum's rush was coming but that was not entirely the case. She did set the record for getting a warm cloth, though ( I suspect she was helped by someone standing right outside the door.) I received assistance with removal of the wrap, but no shoeshine and not much help getting into my clothes IIRC. K and another girl saw me out. Maybe this was Kelly? Kind of older, plump, freckles(?). Almost seemed like a Mamasan-in-training situation because the real Mamasan was watching us, waiving from down the hall by the partitions. I told them to hang on to K--she was a keeper. I gave K a kiss on the lips and the other women giggled. When I got back to my car the time on the meter had already expired. I felt I had extracted full value from all my quarters.
[B]SOME NOTES[/B][LIST][*]--Its sometimes difficult to understand some of these girls due to language thing. At one point she either called me a big dick or said that I had one. Big points if it was the latter. She never complained, but I sensed she was having trouble accommodating the length. Perhaps she was on the sponge. Regardless, I assured her that I was not going to punish her.[*]--K failed at asian cowgirl. She quit within seconds. Balance? Lack of muscles? I don't know. Didn't affect the outcome.[*]--K skipped the AR which was okay with me on this visit. While I love ass play, its not the main reason for me going there. I may have given inadvertent cues of discouragement during the TS.[*]--My experience was fabulous and I would highly recommend K and DT if you've go the bucks and the balls. That being said, I want you all to stay away during the times that I go because I don't like to wait and I'd like to be offered a lineup.[/LIST]
[B]WHERE IS SHE NOW?[/B]
Sadly, I don't think we've had any mention of K since the early part of September. Is she still at DT? Was she "saved?" Is she taking a break to be with her sister? I have no idea.
Thanks for reading--UF[/QUOTE]
I visitied today, to my surprise, had BeBe. BeBe has been there before, and I find that she is a great time if you get to know her.
She told me that the new owner has taken over and wants to bring better girls in, and will be doing so over the next few weeks.
I give BeBe the following
looks and body a 8.5
massage 7
Other 10
I give the spa the same old 6 as it is still dirty, the first room still smells like before.
I will however go back, as i find it one of the more discret spas in town...
[QUOTE=Ri Designer]No Candy[/QUOTE]Waaaiiit foorrr iiiit....
After these many reports of candy, I just wonder, could it be RID's money trick that prevents me from getting candy put in my mouth?!
Hello Prov guys,
It's time for my annual Foxwoods excursion, which in the past has included a side trip to your fair town. Last year's trip to Midori , visiting Sue (?) was one of my best ampisodes ever. I've RTFF and can't figure out if it's still open, etc. If it's reopened, is it same as the good old days. Any helpful hints appreciated.
Had not been to DT in ages and thought as I was in the area a little FS would be good. Buzzed in and met by Channel. Sauna and ok TS, nothing to write home about. Wanted 2 pops and she wanted $240 NFW so poor massage and one pop for $140. Would go back, but would not see her.
Jack
[B][color=red]Disclaimer: The following is a Dream Sequence and is entirely fictional. Any similarity between the fictional version of this story posted here and actual events of the past is PURELY COINCIDENTAL. This is a work of fiction. This is not an attempt to defame the character of any persons on the basis of libel, as the work is fictional.[/color][/B]
A more recent excursion found me looking for a change of scenery, only to end up in the same familiar place.
[B]Recon[/B]
It began several days earlier when I did a recon on CH. Good thing too because if you follow what would seem like a logical Mapquest/Google Earth path to 76 Derry you end up having to make a 9-point turn when you realize that the very narrow Derry St. dead ends before the street numbers get to 76. Had to figure out my own route the old fashioned way. I offer the old address of 22 Oregon St. as a better internet map destination for CH. I turned around in CH's relatively private parking lot and happened to notice a Mass plate, a CT plate and a TX plate. Boy, they sure come from far and wide around here. I later figured it was probably [URL=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=464026&postcount=223]the rental car of this poster[/URL], incidentally.
[B]Arrived at CH[/B]
The day and the hour came and so did the start of some rain showers. The theory that all the landscaper hobbyists head indoors when the weather turns was buoyed that day. The dude at the desk asked me to come back in 30 because the 2 girls just got tied up by 2 guys at 2pm. I asked what the protocol was for waiting in their common area and if their may be a chance of a girl freeing up in less than 30 minutes. He was cool about it and explained that they didn't have a waiting area per se and that it wasn't gonna happen any sooner than the 30 quoted. Wasn't meant to be and I told him I'd have to catch him next time. I wasn't terribly impressed with what I saw stroll by anyway.
[B]Arrived at DT[/B]
Running low on time I wheeled into the polygonally shaped parking lot across from Capriccios. I agree with the others that say if you're gonna be in for $$.2 you might as well just be in for $$.31. Passed Gordon Fox on the sidewalk right by the building but didn't see if he had just left by a back exit or something. Unlikely, I guess.
[B]The Fumbled Greeting[/B]
In my mind I had prepared myself that DT might also be sold out. Upon ringing the bell I was greeted by the only other person I would see at DT that day. I stammered some kind of question about them being busy. She either didn't understand me or didn't like what she heard because I got one hell of a witchy look in response. This, unfortunately, set the tone for the rest of the hour.
[B]The Shuffle[/B]
In the room she said nothing except "Sixty," took the money and left. When she returned she quickly put a towel around me and said "OK, let's go." I interjected that I'd prefer to skip the sauna and asked if she could wash my hair as I was just coming from a greasy work environment. She said "OK, wait here" and left. She must have been getting the water flowing and checking on the availability of the room because she came right back and got me. I witnessed her washing and warming the table for me. A gentle touch and a compliment about how pretty she was proved completely fruitless. She was actually the least pretty girl I had drawn at DT and had a bit of a hung up wet look to her heavily made up face. She scrubbed me pretty well and I was sure to purr when she delved into my deepest regions. I finally learned her name was Jasmine and not because of any verbal exchange that she had initiated. I fucked up again when I moved my lower leg, bumping the ladle that either splashed her or almost splashed her. Ohhh the look I got for that. (Damn--I hope they don't rate the clients!) She washed my hair and conditioned it too. She dried my upper half and then packed us up for the sauna. I balked a little but she explained it was to dry off. I asked if she was joining me and she said that she was. Well, she finds there's somebody in the sauna so she does a little baby step march to me and PARKS me in the alcove beyond the sauna door. Basically tells me to stay put and don't turn around. (Way to make a guy feel like a poodle at the groomers!) Jasmine moves the other patron to the wash room and us into the sauna. She completes the dry cycle on my lower half. Back to the room.
[B]The Compensation[/B]
I count out $.4 and feebly hold back .2. She counts the $.4 and without saying a word, gently snatches the .2 from me, simultaneously giving me a look as if to say "you stupid, stupid little man." She leaves.
[B]The Freaking Look[/B]
When she returns she catches me digging in the pocket of my slacks. Now she's giving me a bit of a freaked out look. Relax, honey--Its just a comb. She has brought some Q-tips and she drills them way deeper into my head than I've ever dared to. I guess she figures "What the hell--If I puncture his eardrum, he'll just leave sooner."
[B]The Action[/B]
So we've now peeled down to the core of the visit. Standard fare; AR, tongue to scrotum, magic tricks with the raincoat. When we get down to the Tango I start slow at first--a little diddling as we're laying side by each. During mish she chides me to hit it harder. I postpone the pounding because its probably a ploy to prompt me to pop prematurely. But before too long I do feel a lost of control while I'm pluggin' the pooch on all fours. And its no wonder because the view of her small but shapely ass and a waist I can practically get my hands around are doing a number on me. Additionally, I couldn't see whatever expressive look she might have been throwing my way. Pop.
[B]The Cleanup[/B]
I don't recall any friendly conversation during this phase either. Jasmine fetched me a warm cloth, but I was expected to deal with the loaded barrier myself. I needed a second cloth for my hands. I got myself dressed and it was pretty clear that there was no chance I was going to see my leather shoes getting spiffied up. She did seem to enjoy me laughing at myself when I overdosed on the baby powder down the shorts.
[B]Parting Gifts[/B]
As we walk by the water cooler she offers me a hard candy. I decline. (We'll never know what she was prepared to do with it, Risdee!!) I hit her up for a Diet Coke. In hindsight, I should have asked for a Diet Coke and a smile about an hour earlier. She returns with the soda and thoughtfully wipes the rim with a tissue. We say goodbye, au revoir, adios, good luck, sianara and I finally concede to letting her have the last word. Cute. I went home and showered.
[B]Parting Thoughts[/B]
I can certainly see what RIDesigner is saying when he refers to her strong personality. I'm not looking for the GFE--Really, I'm not. I'm a realist when it comes to the subject at hand. But the cordiality I received was more on par with the Burger King on Reservoir. Jasmine's the best thing going at DT right now?--I'm even more inclined to branch out next time.
Thanks for reading--UF
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Ulie ...Boy, you dream vividly.
Are you sure you dreamt of Jasmine? If you had not mentioned a name, I would have assumed you saw Mickey. She constantly provides poor service. She also goes by "P". The heavy face make up and the self dressing are her calling card.
I have noticed in the last few DT posts the donation has seemed to increase from $$ to $$.2. Lets not start an inflation. .6 + $.4 = $$
PZ... You forgot - In God we trust, all others pay cash!
Have fun,
Tony
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]
Thanks for reading--UF[/QUOTE]Haha. Good report man, and hilarious too. I love nothing more then detailed AMP entries, and that, was quite a good one. GG.
Zhuxi
Thanks for the comments on my vivid dreams. Glad to hear that they entertain.
Yes I'm quite sure she said Jasmine because she had a little different pronunciation that I asked her about. (like Jaz-Mine)
Please don't mistake a dream about overshadowing attitude with one of poor service. The girl in the dream delivered. No arguing that--She never said no. Others have raved. Its just how unconnected we were that became comical after a time. She seemed to have the greatest grasp of the language of any of the young ladies in my dreams, yet the chasm remained huge. I will leave the door to blame myself open. It may be that the novelty diminishes with each dream I have.
And the iron clad disclaimer that I see missing is [b]"Worry about nothing--The server is located in Montreal!"[/b]
Thanks-UF
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]
And the iron clad disclaimer that I see missing is [b]"Worry about nothing--The server is located in Montreal!"[/b] [/QUOTE]
You think that because the server isn't in the U.S. of A. the owner of this web site
isn't subject to legal actions here ??
Think again .... better yet , read this Post titled [URL='http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=418536&postcount=18']Jackson In the News !![/URL]
[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]You think that because the server isn't in the U.S. of A. the owner of this web site
isn't subject to legal actions here ??
Think again .... better yet , read this Post titled [URL='http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=418536&postcount=18']Jackson In the News !![/URL][/QUOTE]
Best line in the article quoted in that post is this: "Judge Marsha J. Pechman refused to grant the relief requested by First Global, relying on the 'clean hands' doctrine." Go Judge Marsha, lube lube lube!
[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]You think that because the server isn't in the U.S. of A. the owner of this web site isn't subject to legal actions here?
Think again .... better yet , read this Post titled [URL='http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=418536&postcount=18']Jackson In the News !![/URL][/QUOTE]
So you would have me take [URL=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456687&postcount=811]the assurances of the administrator[/URL] and do what with them?
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]So you would have me take [URL=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456687&postcount=811]the assurances of the administrator[/URL] and do what with them?[/QUOTE]
I would take them and go back and edit Post # 327 to read =
[QUOTE=Ulie Facedown]
And the iron clad disclaimer that I see missing is [URL=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=456687&postcount=811]Jackson would never give us up !![/URL]
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