Prostitution is illegal even on CL
[QUOTE=The Web]I see a gazillion of them on CL. The hot ones have some sort of disclaimer, stating that $ is for companionship only. Does this mean no FS, or are they just trying to fly under the radar?
I found a few I like but they all have that disclaimers. Sounds like the "take my money and run" operations.
What do you all think?[/QUOTE]Hello The Web
Ok Noob I will not flame you this time, the next report you post I hope will have some intel on a CL provider you have seen in the biblical sense. If I see report #5 asking for info; Load, Lock, Fire in the Hole, you will deservedly be flamed. You have 4 reports, all asking for information, names, addresses’s and free legal advice. Exchange means goods, information and intel goes both ways, so far your reports have been only one way.
As Jackson has so often stated “The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex” not for soliciting women for prostitution and/or women advertising for the purpose of prostitution which is illegal. Neither you nor any one on this board would want to do anything illegal!
Prostitution is illegal!
Advertising for prostitution is illegal!
Having said the necessary sort of disclaimers! I think if you “The Web” go to Forums > Craigslist Reviews > Maryland > Baltimore-Craigslists Reviews and/or Forums > Craigslist Reviews > Washington DC > City-Wide-Craigslists Reviews and you RTFF(click Abbreviations in the header bar and go to RTFF) there are a gazillion CL reports (I have made a dozen or so myself), you will be able to find a CL “companion for hire” provider that does not take your money and run.
I will be patiently waiting for your report #5 chocked full of intel; You have the tools now go do your job as a monger.
A very patient Big Red today
SUNSHINE, SUNshine, sunshine
do not waste your time with the others, I took Van drivers recomendations, and came away with grins from ear to ear. like Van, only seniors can pm me for details. and i will follow site recomendaitons. well worth it. in fact underpriced. Girl raise your price, I will pay, and most others will too ! PS next time let me dine longer at the y.
Should have done this a while ago!
This report is kinda old (been over a month since the occurance) but it is still relevant (if you have the correct contact info). Some of you gents might have seen her on CL going by the name of Jlo. You have to send her a message on Yahoo messenger in order to contact her then she will give you her digits. the catch is she only post on CL on the day she is providing service so she is hard to find. A mutual friend of ours set up our meeting. She was in a Upscale hotel in DC (her cost). YMMV but if you are nice enough & make her feel comfy she will sit & chat with you for quite a while. I wasnt hurried & she even offered me refreshements. I wont go further into the details of the services offered but lets just say that I got more than my moneys worth.
Looks 8
Body 8
Attitude 10
Service 10
H&H Floatation - Ethiopian
I was RTFF'ing from way back and saw someone writing about where they might find Somali or Ethiopians...H&H has an Ethiopian working there now...can't remember her name...FS but no BJ (!?)
Looks: 7.0
Body: 6.0
Age: 35
Other avenues out there...
Ok, I was in a brief connundrum. Where to place this report? I decided here. Read on, and you will see why.
So in case you havn't noticed, I havn't had the greatest luck lookin for SW's etc. So I decided to make a call to a particular chat line (ultra-seniors can pm me for the #) to try my luck with a lonely heart.
Lo and behold, there were about 50 ladies online in the 'area' (from philly to VA), but most in the MD area. I wasnt surprised (statistically, anyway) to come across a few willing to 'hook up for a donation'. After talkin to a few, I decided on one who was willing to engage me with her sister for 1. 2.
After getting the address and heading over, I was greeted at the door by someone I wouldn't give a 2nd look otherwise, but hey. Desperate times, yadda yadda.
Anyhoo, suffice it to say, her sister was worse. But MUCH better. Read on. You'll see what I mean. They lead me to their basement, and, after fulfilling my financial obligations, I was placed on a king sized bed, where I recieved the wettest, slobbiest BBBJ 2 mouths can give. It was absolute heaven! Now, I've never reached that ultmate height from a BJ, but let me tell U. These girlz made me cum close. Very close.
This let to some cow from the 1st girl (it was aight.) then I attempted mission on the edge of the bed with the sister. For 15 minutes. Stress on attempted. Now, I am not exactly a porn star, but the sister had THE TIGHTEST grip I have felt in years. It was insane. And yes, she was wet.
I was in heaven and hell all at once. An interesting dilemma. (btw. For all the true pervs out there, yes, they were both well above age. Sry to disappoint. Perv.)
I finally went back to the other, did a mish till completion. Left with a smile on my face. A big smile.
Selah!
Time to slow down, Dammit!
Really. I need to slow it down. But its a hell of a thing when an argument develops mid-stroke at home... whats a man to do?
Well, this is what I did. Showered, and went cruisin. Saw only 1 fat BSW on the loop (respec' Loop Vet!), and so I called some CL digits I had jotted down in case of an emergency. This is what I came up with...
[url]http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/ers/304057704.html[/url]
Started off my tryin to upsell me for $$$, but I wasn't havin it, so she settled for $$. Wont bore you with unnecessary details... suffice it to say, I may as well stayed home and lubed. Or bought a blow up doll with my loot. It was that bad. Kept usin her legs durin mish to keep me 1/2 way out, and laid there like a brick, coverin her absence of a chest. Horrendous. It took the willpower of a desperate man to climb to the heights of heights, and trust me, when I got there, if I fell off, I wouldnta gotten hurt one bit. It was that bad a nut.
Definitley would not repeat.
Face:7
Body: 6 (Personally, I like somethin to be ON the bones, but thats just me)
Attitude: before and after, 7.5.... during? 4
Hipnotic Oxon Hill / Theresa Allentown road
Both of the ladies advertise on CL.
I had a dream. that I Went to see hipnotic (202-315-9508) at the red roof inn in oxon hill last night. Still young and tender. She is new to the game so hurry and see her. She is a project girl but still worth $$.
Saw theresa (301-455-0430) before. She isn't the girl in the picture with the nice ass. she is skinny and sick looking. I left and she was pissed!! That is just my opinion.
Good hunting