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[QUOTE=BSR]I think that I've lost count of how many times you've fucked Mezmer. And that's just counting the times that I've seen you fuck her. Look at the pic again dude... if you post another one of these I think I'm going to have to cut you off early at the next RT, you know, so you'll actually remember it.
If you need any help, feel free to call.
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]
and I thought Bdubs was bad with faces. I guess Essence is back in town.
[QUOTE=Hulk Hercules]Wow Trick Williams can you send that rump roast to Dallas. That was a dam good find. Ass just like I like em. In your dream how were here skills?[/QUOTE]
Her skills were all right... Her head game could have been better but once I flipped her over for doggy, I was in heaven... Aint nothin like creating waves in a ass like that LOL!!!... Stay tuned my man, more to come.
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Marly,
Great report, glad to hear something positive about Kiwi. I have hesitated dating her for that reason.
You posted two other pics and they lookd pretty fucking hot also. Any intel on these ladies?
Mezmer.jpg Arial.jpg
Thx
LL[/QUOTE]
LL,
Not much intell on them. Arial looks better in her pics than in real life although that is her. MesMer is sexy as hell. But they are asking for more on CL that they are at TCWNN I am certain. But Kiwi was good to go with me. I will certainly go back to see here lil sexy azz!
Marlo
Imagine. The year is 1897. It is a rainy night much like this one, actually. A bored Jamaican mongerer decides to venture out into the good night, to see what he can find. Lo and behold, around from the corner of the carriage station of the grey dogs in NE, he sights a cute ass across the street. He then decides to make a u-turn on his horse and to wait a little up the street, to see if the skirt will approach him. The skirt does, and after negotiating a $40 BBBJCIM, the Reggae Warrior guides his steed and fair maiden to a dark corner elsewhere. He makes sure to check out the goods with his finger, just to make sure that the fair maiden was not some member of the transexual clan. Mercifully, she was not.
The dark lord then receives the wettest, most aggressive blow he has ever gotten. He really did not anticipate being able to get to the promised land, but decided after reading numerous posts from around this fair site that it should be possible for him to cum from a blow, and decided to try. And cum, he did. HARD.
After returning the fair lass to her station, the noble Reggae Warrior pondered his newfound abilities on his way home. Cumming from a blowjob! This opened a whole new realm for his mongering possibilities.
How is it that so many women of his past were unable to achieve what a $40 BSW did in just over 15 minutes? Some of his past had even tried for over an hour, to no avail.
Perplexed, he decided to venture out another night, just to prove whether it was a fluke, he was gettin old, or she was just gifted.
Stay tuned for the continuation of the 100 year old saga. Same bat BSW fuckin time, same bat BSW fuckin channel!
Selah!
Wonderful storytelling Rav.
[QUOTE=Ravane]Imagine. The year is 1897. It is a rainy night much like this one, actually. A bored Jamaican mongerer decides to venture out into the good night, to see what he can find. Lo and behold, around from the corner of the carriage station of the grey dogs in NE, he sights a cute ass across the street. He then decides to make a u-turn on his horse and to wait a little up the street, to see if the skirt will approach him. The skirt does, and after negotiating a $40 BBBJCIM, the Reggae Warrior guides his steed and fair maiden to a dark corner elsewhere. He makes sure to check out the goods with his finger, just to make sure that the fair maiden was not some member of the transexual clan. Mercifully, she was not.
The dark lord then receives the wettest, most aggressive blow he has ever gotten. He really did not anticipate being able to get to the promised land, but decided after reading numerous posts from around this fair site that it should be possible for him to cum from a blow, and decided to try. And cum, he did. HARD.
After returning the fair lass to her station, the noble Reggae Warrior pondered his newfound abilities on his way home. Cumming from a blowjob! This opened a whole new realm for his mongering possibilities.
How is it that so many women of his past were unable to achieve what a $40 BSW did in just over 15 minutes? Some of his past had even tried for over an hour, to no avail.
Perplexed, he decided to venture out another night, just to prove whether it was a fluke, he was gettin old, or she was just gifted.
Stay tuned for the continuation of the 100 year old saga. Same bat BSW fuckin time, same bat BSW fuckin channel!
Selah![/QUOTE]
That was funny.
Went out tonight. Nothin. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
I guess reliably finding SW in DC is a thing of the past.
Had a dream this past Thursday... Was heading downtown on Bening Rd. when I spot a lightskin chic wit a phat ass... Yall know how I like thick chics, so I had to holla... Asked if she needed a ride and she hopped right in... Negotiated 40 roses and we were of to the no-tell... Got some top and smashed it doggie and some pics... The warm weather is definetly coming cause Im startin to see more chics out in my dreams.
Had a dream last night Saturday that I was driving around 14th and Spring when I spotted a blond haired black old head with a tremendous backside near the exxon gas station... Ass was so phat she could barely walk straight, I had to pounce on her... Hopped in said her name was Pam and swore up and down she knew me... Now I have seen her out in the past but never had the pleasure... Did the whole LE thing and negotiated 50 roses plus the room... Once inside the no-tell she started to get a little spacey so I wanted to hurry up and wax that ass... Wanted to start with some top, then she informs me that she doesnt do that(go figure)... It was cool with me cause just the sight of her phat ass and me squeezing it already had me at attention... I slap on a magnum get her on all fours and proceed to pummel the backside... I tell ya, backsides get better with age... Some like em firm but I like a nice wavy pillowy ass LOL!!!... I was mezmurized by the waves I was puttin in the booty and blew out a nice hard one... Didnt get any digits but I see her around from time to time, definetly a repeat... I also drove around downtown which was pretty dead except for the two old BSW's on K St... Anybody sample these two???
Just had another dream(Man! I need help)... This has been one crazy weekend... A brother has just been gettin lucky... Saw this one on Rhode Island heading downtown by Florida Ave. by the BP gas station... Saw the backside was poking out a bit so I decided to holla... Asked if she needed a ride and she jumped right in... Said her name was Candy, did the LE thing and negotiations began... Both agreed on 50roses plus the room... This one was real quiet so I thought she was gonna be a lousy lay but its always the quiet ones that are freaks... A brother had to contain himself cause of how wet this chic got... Doggie was excelent... Peep the pics.
Ok, Trick,
I stand corrected. Dunno how u do it tho. Well done. Nice pics.
Selah!
[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Just had another dream[/QUOTE]
I see your weakness, and I join you in it. Nice ass on that one!
I must say Trick Williams, U sho find some thick az hoez. Much respect! Wish I had your luck!
Trick, you are da Man! All of my fishing holes have dried up and you hit 3 grand slams out the park. I need to be your lurking partner.
Daplush Man
Yo trick thats how I like em. Keep up the good work. I been trying to be good lately but you are inspiring me to find the latest new batch of SWs.
Are people actually TYPING in ebonics!?
[QUOTE=Gareth]Are people actually TYPING in ebonics!?[/QUOTE]
At least the Creole phase is over.
[QUOTE=Gareth]Are people actually TYPING in ebonics!?[/QUOTE]
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
\I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Courtesy of Airplane
Van
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!
Well hell, I'm glad I'm bilingual. Now only if I could get that chameleon thing to work.
I have a headache.
Oh, sorry guys, that's what a S.O...which is why we are reading this shit in da first place.
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]I have a headache.
Oh, sorry guys, that's what a S.O...which is why we are reading this shit in da first place.[/QUOTE]Is that a little ll head ache or a Big LL Headache, you must specify for clarity? By the way where has little ll been?
I never get Big Head Ache's, now some times the GF is a big pain in my ass but that is along way from my Big Head. I suppose I am lucky.
Just wondering
Big Red and little red
[QUOTE=BSR]At least the Creole phase is over.[/QUOTE]
Bench, I'm offended. The [i]Jamaican Patois[/i] was a hundred times better, and rather clever on my part, if I allow myself to say so... myself.
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]Bench, I'm offended. The [i]Jamaican Patois[/i] was a hundred times better, and rather clever on my part, if I allow myself to say so... myself.[/QUOTE]
Sorry about that, I didn't mean to offend you at all - you know that right?
And I agree with you completely - and it was 100 times better, no argument there. Still, clever or not (and it is decidedly clever IMNSHO) it was still damn near impossible to read - although I have to admit that it got ten times easier once I added some otherwise chemical stimulation.... on that note, I can't wait till the next RT. *grin*
Bench
[QUOTE=Big Red50]Is that a little ll head ache or a Big LL Headache, you must specify for clarity? By the way where has little ll been?
...
Big Red and little red[/QUOTE]In this case, the big one. Reading all the Ebonics writing is taxing to a simple mind like his. Little LL just ignores anything that isn't pornographic, so my life is so much simpler.
Where have I been? Hangin low, tryin' not to drag. :p No, really since I saw you, things have been slow. I have been finding some relief in Winchester, at an AMP there. Big LL likes the quick turnaround - 3 hours round trip including getting me serviced-nice. Was going to go again last night, but after the pussy I had at the AMP last week, fuck it--I'll wait a few days for a repeat performance with Kitty #1, or maybe hit Miss Kitty #2 to keep my life interesting.
I wanted to post my latest [post=521919]trip report[/post], but you know how LoveLOS is about the big head. I think he has control issues. :eek:
Hope you two are enjoying life. The next week could get unglued for me--should be good. I'll try again to post.
Little LL
I know you didnt mean to offend, brother Bench. Maybe you just needed my oral translation like Robux received. He nearly fell off my couch howling. Perhaps partly due to his contact high, as I needed one of dem Bob Marley spliffs to really get into character.
I was out last night (Thursday Night) for 2 hours (11pm-1am), lots of driving, left turns, right turns, U-turns, cops, robbers, druggies, mist, sprinkle, pouring, almosts and maybes... but in the end I was really surprised at the lack of mongering opportunities.
I saw 1 BSW on Rhode Island....I was so disappointed...
Tried a VA Craigslister, but I guess it was slow for her too, because she answered and said she was out having a late dinner and to call back tomorrow....
Maybe next time.....
BigTigg
Wuz up folks, Trick here posting about my latest dream(this past Saturday night)... Did a lot of driving in this dream and just when I think Im down and out for the night WHAM!!! I get lucky... Was on Rhode Island heading towards Hyattsville, when I spotted a BSW walking towards the Seven-Eleven just before you get to the no-tells... This cutie had a magnificent hump and I saw it as my duty as a "bootyclapper" to destroy that ass LOL!!!... I buck a u-turn and pulled up alongside her very slowly...Did a lil small talk and asked her if she needed a ride, she abliged and hopped right in... I try to be swift while mongering on Rhode Island cause anyone who mongers there knows LE is all over the dam place but I take my chances... Said her name was Special and that she was visiting from San Diego, Pomona to be exact(Any Pomona mongers recognize her???) I was a lil skeptical at first cause she was a little too cute to be workin Rhode Island, so I made her flash her tits and pull her pants down all the way to her ankles just to be sure(aint no LE gonna do all that plus you can never be too safe) settled on a donation and off to the no-tell we went... As yall can see the ass was phat as hell, head game wasnt too shabby either... Until next time... HITTIN IT FROM THE BACK FO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whoops forgot one...
Yo, word, wut be up, yo? Word. Dat be a phat biatch. She also be fat and be haven' sell-u-lite. Word.
[QUOTE=Gareth]Yo, word, wut be up, yo? Word. Dat be a phat biatch. She also be fat and be haven' sell-u-lite. Word.[/QUOTE]Trick,
Can't be sure, but I think he has noticed you like a bit of extra cushion when you are a pushin... Maybe Loopy can translate?
Enjoying your reports.
LL
[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Trick,
Can't be sure, but I think he has noticed you like a bit of extra cushion when you are a pushin... Maybe Loopy can translate?
Enjoying your reports.
LL[/QUOTE]
Sounds more like hate to me but hey!!! whatever.
its definite hate, but nobody cares what Gareth, whoever he is, thinks anyway, so, no worries.
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]its definite hate, but nobody cares what Gareth, whoever he is, thinks anyway, so, no worries.[/QUOTE]
Too fucking funny.
Did I mention that I'm in town this weekend?
Call me for scheduling info....
Bench
"Saw" Mezmer yesterday,
Did not partake Kiwi (she was a bit too early for her).
I am happy I made the call: after taking care of business, $$ for an hour, she provided a hot session began with CFS:
one mish and one back shot with some massage and snuggling in between. It was a no touching the tatas because of new piercings.
Left with a smile on my face. Would repeat in a heartbeat.
Body: 9.5
Service: 9
Sexo: 9.5
Loopy de Loop the Happy Mongering Woolf
[QUOTE=Marlo]LL,
Not much intell on them. Arial looks better in her pics than in real life although that is her. MesMer is sexy as hell. But they are asking for more on CL that they are at TCWNN I am certain. But Kiwi was good to go with me. I will certainly go back to see here lil sexy azz!
Marlo[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Trick Williams]Wuz up folks, Trick here posting about my latest dream(this past Saturday night)... Did a lot of driving in this dream and just when I think Im down and out for the night WHAM!!! I get lucky... Was on Rhode Island heading towards Hyattsville, when I spotted a BSW walking towards the Seven-Eleven just before you get to the no-tells... This cutie had a magnificent hump and I saw it as my duty as a "bootyclapper" to destroy that ass LOL!!!... I buck a u-turn and pulled up alongside her very slowly...Did a lil small talk and asked her if she needed a ride, she abliged and hopped right in... I try to be swift while mongering on Rhode Island cause anyone who mongers there knows LE is all over the dam place but I take my chances... Said her name was Special and that she was visiting from San Diego, Pomona to be exact(Any Pomona mongers recognize her???) I was a lil skeptical at first cause she was a little too cute to be workin Rhode Island, so I made her flash her tits and pull her pants down all the way to her ankles just to be sure(aint no LE gonna do all that plus you can never be too safe) settled on a donation and off to the no-tell we went... As yall can see the ass was phat as hell, head game wasnt too shabby either... Until next time... HITTIN IT FROM THE BACK FO LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]
Now that"s how I like my gurls phat bootilicious thick hot wet and bare feet. If I could have all mine this way it would be great.
[QUOTE=Loop Vet]its definite hate, but nobody cares what Gareth, whoever he is, thinks anyway, so, no worries.[/QUOTE]
Exactly.
[QUOTE=Cat Daddy #2]Now that"s how I like my gurls phat bootilicious thick hot wet and bare feet. If I could have all mine this way it would be great.[/QUOTE]
Cant have it any other way.
Some guys like 'em skinny, some guys like 'em not skinny.
I say, tap what you like, and like what you tap.
[QUOTE=Hugh Jardon]Some guys like 'em skinny, some guys like 'em not skinny.
I say, tap what you like, and like what you tap.[/QUOTE]Words to live by.
Loopy D,
Mezmerize is a good fuck, and hot as hell. I think between her and Kiwi, you pulled the right one. Looks like she has upped her fees a bit. CL spoils them, and she is probably one of the hottest hoes there, so I'm sure she pulls the $$ regularly.
Loopy V,
I'm sure you have have an opinion 'bout that. :rolleyes:
Bench,
Shit shit shit. I cannot immagine a set of circumstances that would allow me to get to DC this weekend, but if I can concoct something, you'll hear from me. Just turn on your fucking phone this time. Capishe?
LL
Loopy I would agree,
Mezmer is one of my favorites as well. I also love Kiwi as well, one of these days I am going to have to do them in tandem.
[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]"Saw" Mezmer yesterday,
Did not partake Kiwi (she was a bit too early for her).
I am happy I made the call: after taking care of business, $$ for an hour, she provided a hot session began with CFS:
one mish and one back shot with some massage and snuggling in between. It was a no touching the tatas because of new piercings.
Left with a smile on my face. Would repeat in a heartbeat.
Body: 9.5
Service: 9
Sexo: 9.5
Loopy de Loop the Happy Mongering Woolf[/QUOTE]