Massage Parlor Reports

Seems like most folks here are interested in the AMP (emphasis on the "A") scene so if you're one of the majority, you can ignore this post. otherwise...

went to Amma yesterday; this longtime bethesda location offers HJ only and maybe a glimpse of something else and an exterior feel of clothing...probably stems from the intense Montgomery County LE experience that has left the county bereft of AMP's; on rare occasions, there has been some other services offered, but never FS.

Saw Lara, from Ukraine; spoke good english; seemed a newbie but she'll get the hang of it I'm sure. she was very nice, a little unsure of herself, but responsive and diligent. house fee 100 roses (but you can pay less for less time); tip 40 roses.

Face : 7
Body: 7
TS: n/a
Sexo: 6.5 (no Daty, no FS, HJ only with headlight feel)
Overall: 6.5

Great information but wouldn't this be better suited somewhere in the Maryland forum?

Below is link.
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=53[/url]


[QUOTE=Labiameister]Seems like most folks here are interested in the AMP (emphasis on the "A") scene so if you're one of the majority, you can ignore this post. otherwise...

went to Amma yesterday; this longtime bethesda location offers HJ only and maybe a glimpse of something else and an exterior feel of clothing...probably stems from the intense Montgomery County LE experience that has left the county bereft of AMP's; on rare occasions, there has been some other services offered, but never FS.

Saw Lara, from Ukraine; spoke good english; seemed a newbie but she'll get the hang of it I'm sure. she was very nice, a little unsure of herself, but responsive and diligent. house fee 100 roses (but you can pay less for less time); tip 40 roses.

Face : 7
Body: 7
TS: n/a
Sexo: 6.5 (no Daty, no FS, HJ only with headlight feel)
Overall: 6.5[/QUOTE]

1. Where is the best place in DC to get laid for under $200?
2. Are all the AMPs in DC full service?
3. Which AMPs guarantee Greek and ATM for no extra charge?
4. Which AMP has the best looking strumpets?
5. How much does a decent rub and tug cost in DC?
6. Will I be hassled by 5-0?
7. Are there any AMPs that give gift coupons?
8. All all DC AMPs KMPs or are there AZN providers out there?
9. Is EROS-DC a scam or what?
10. Can Igeta blow job and full service at H&H flotation above Papa John's on WIsconsin Ave?
11. Is H&H really a skrulnik joint?
12. Is that place above Eye bar closed for good?
13.

I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time

Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.

Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.

CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.

Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.

Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.

By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!!

OK. Here. S the deal

Decided to enjoy some asian for lunch today. Hopped in the car and found myself going into the "ProVideo" building on Wisconsin Ave. Warming up today, very nice, almost clear sky, a few clouds.

On to business. Mamasan greets me and asks question #1. I gave her the name of June. Memory serves ok for this one. Then she asks me who I want. I ask who's working. She smiles and tells me to sit for a minute. She brings in a very nice package. Later to be known as Coco. Very nice upstairs as well as round back.

Very nice shower. Attention paid to all the right areas, lots of casual massaging with the soap. Plenty of hot water. Plenty of smiles. No hurry could be detected.

On to the sauna. This is where she decides to dry me off. Cool with me, nice and warm in the sauna. I chill for maybe 2 minutes and it's on to the room. Face down. Nice nice nice massage. Starting at my feet, moving up. Even pressure everywhere. Overall, one of the best massages I've had in a long time.

Flip. She surveys the situation and decides to dim the lights. On to the ME. The little man was seemingly checking out the sights. On to DATY. Nice, fresh. On to mish then we walked the dog. Damn incredible. I'm still smiling. Methinks I'll be smiling into tomorrow. I was helped into my coat and I left.

Attitude : 9
Service : 9
Body : 9 (I like boobs...)
Overall Experience : 9

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=DrunkAsShit]1. Where is the best place in DC to get laid for under $200?
2. Are all the AMPs in DC full service?
3. Which AMPs guarantee Greek and ATM for no extra charge?
4. Which AMP has the best looking strumpets?
5. How much does a decent rub and tug cost in DC?
6. Will I be hassled by 5-0?
7. Are there any AMPs that give gift coupons?
8. All all DC AMPs KMPs or are there AZN providers out there?
9. Is EROS-DC a scam or what?
10. Can Igeta blow job and full service at H&H flotation above Papa John's on WIsconsin Ave?
11. Is H&H really a skrulnik joint?
12. Is that place above Eye bar closed for good?
13.[/QUOTE]Drunk as shit,

You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.

Whats a skrulnik?

PC out

[QUOTE=Bill88]I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time

Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.

Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.

CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.

Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.

Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.

By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!![/QUOTE]Bill,

After upteen years of mongering, it will happen that you will catch the girls on the rag. Its an unavoidable issue unfortunately however I am surprised that this one didnt make sure the Spongee was fit properly. I cant even begin to say how many DATYs I had when they were on their periods. I dont even want to imagine.

Anyhow, I wouldnt get too upset. Shit happens. Now you know when not to go see MS Spongee for Massagieee.

PC out

[QUOTE=Bill88]I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time

Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.

Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.

CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.

Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.

Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.

By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!![/QUOTE]

Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.

[QUOTE=Junky11]Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.[/QUOTE]I went for a walk in the Sun recently, as well. I ran into Jennifer and had a better experience. L/A/S was 8/9/8. PM for more specifics.

OG

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Drunk as shit,
You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.
Whats a skrulnik?
PC out[/QUOTE]

In defense of DrunkAsShit, I believe that his post was a parody of El Matematico's post. The same El Matematico who was shunned to his own thread.

If I am wrong then flame me as well.

DN

Cabbie,
Loved the post. Please read your PM.

I have also responded to most of the RFI's concerning my previous posts, so those who asked have the info, except that guy with zero posts.
[QUOTE=Dick North]I believe that his post was a parody of El Matematico's post. The same El Matematico who was shunned to his own thread.[/QUOTE]DN,
You are correct, El stupido posts something stupid, and we have five spinoff posts before somebody reports El Stupido to Jackson to get the post removed.

BTW-I thought DrunkAsses' 20 questions was fucking funny. It is nice to see PCP monitoring the board for us, just wish he would have picked up on the sarcasm before replying.

Welcomes to BT3, Pussylipsmeister, and Original GString.

[QUOTE=Junky11]Based on that, Sun is off my list. There has been a bit of a myth that the AMPs are so safe.[/QUOTE]Junkman,
Safer than the streets, at least most of these girls clean up and bathe between clients, and use mouthwash. But we are still talking about girls who fuck 1-10 guys a day, so safe is a relative term. You need to cover your Johnson or SWMBO may have some thoughts about how to spend your alimony payments...


[b]Report: [/b]
Went back for some Thai food, late night - 1am. Nikki or Vikki opened the door and looked a bit distant. No hug, no warm smile. Kept her distance. WTF? Led me to her room and asked if I wanted her to service me. Saying, "I take care you, it OK. Or if you want another girl I don't care... Up to you."

Now, "Up to you" is a Thai girl's way of saying, "I will comply with your wishes because you are paying me and I am being my little submissive self. However, do not expect a stellar performance because I'm not into it."

I got the drift and asked to see the other girls. One girl came running out of the back and into a dressing room where she changed into something sexy in like three seconds. Another girl was sitting behind the corner with crossed legs, and did not move. All I can tell about her is she is probably at least 5'6" and slender. That is based entirely on the length and shape of her calves.

As always for me, best actress wins. Nana got herself changed and was the only one in the lineup... At least I think so, she was definately the only one I saw! She is quite hot. K girl. Looks about 25 y.o. but may be a bit older. Pure black wavy hair just past her shoulders. Enhanced C cups, and a flawless body.

TS was playful and thourough. She noted the standard [b]tip folded into my cellphone©[/b] and asked if it were her tip. I nodded in the affirmative, and she left to get her equipment. BTW-She waited until we were finished and I was satisfied before actually taking the tip and handing my cellphone to me while getting dresed, very polite.

On her return, she fed me mouthwash (always a great sign) and stripped. We did a bit of mutual groping and even some BBSJ (bare back shaft job) before laying me face-down. The massagi was not in my definition of massagi. More like a erotic stimulation thing. It was a succession of tickle jobs, first with the fingers, then the hair, then her tits, and finally her touge. She covered up her tounge and the ARJ was nice, but not steller.

On the flip she gave me a nice CBJ almost to completion, but I stopped the process and told her, "Turn over baby." She complied, and I enjoyed some nice DATY. She didn't seem to respond well but finally declared her desire to be fucked hard--maybe she did enjoy it? She positioned her pelvis on the edge of the bed and raised the legs for a nice deep fuck. I gave it to her, and enjoyed it to completion.

Nana:
Face 7
Body 9 (deduction for fake tits, do the math)
Massagi N/A
Sexo 7
I would repeat.

She was difinately compliant and tried to act the part, but she is not very good at acting. The eye candy is subperb. Probably the late night thing affected the whole staff.

BTW - the spa closes at 2am eevery night except Fri and Saturday. I was shown out at closing time.

LoveLOS

[size=0][i][b]...tip folded into my cellphone ©2007, LoveLOS[/b][/i][/size]

Great reports LL & Cabby. Sounds like I've got a couple stops to make...away from the sunlight...

Took a nap this afternoon after a hard day at work and dreamed I was on K street near 14th and entering an unmarked doorway slightly below street level.

Some very short and old Korean woman hustled me into room 6 and told me to get ready for a beautiful girl.

I did so and shortly in comes "Yong"! About 5'3" C-cups, shoulder length hair, pretty face, good English speaking skills.

She asked me, in my dream, if I wanted a shower and I told her I want everything there is to get!

Off to the shower. OUTSTANDING shower!

Sauna for about 5 minutes to dry

Back to room 6 for a very good hard massage of the back and neck. Really worked out the kinks well.

Then she lost her few clothes and said to give her money which I did, again in this dream.

Turn over. She demonstrated that she really IS from Asia and explored all the deep recesses of the land very well. Then she explained about why she had a French accent, again getting VERY DEEP into the subject.

We discussed all about the missionary population for a while and then I discovered she is as fond of canines as I am and we discussed them for about 20 minutes.

She told me she was getting tired so we covered some more of this history of the missionary population and after making my final point was made, it was time for me to go home.

I woke up back in my office with a large wet spot on the front of my pants!!!!

OH NO!!! If only it had all been real!

14K - Yong - tell her that Jim with the "big and strong ****" sent you.

Very nice nap and I hope to repeat the dream again soon!

JJ

Slezer, that was great prose. Don't you wish shit like that would happen in real life?

LL

Would that it were so!

We live in such a sad, sad world.



[QUOTE=LoveLOS]Slezer, that was great prose. Don't you wish shit like that would happen in real life?

LL[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bill88]I had the misfortune to visit sun around lunch time. After being kept in the waiting room for 20 minutes I was ushered to the VIP room by the usual mamasan. I didnot specify my choice, assuming she will send me someone I wouldnot turn down. Being a desperate bastard, I accepted Tina like a long lost GF. She apologized profusely in her limited Engrish, and promised a learry good time

Had to wait for the shower another ten minutes.

Then one of the more disappointing TS. No washing of mianus. A massage I could do without followed. Then a fairly good CBJ, although raincoat was put on using hands.

CG, followed by the dog. Then cleanup.

Yikes, I notice pink spot on towel. That stupid mamasan had given me a girl who was bleeding. I get a through wet towel. Later when I am changing out of my white drawers, I notice a hint of the pink.

Be careful out there, and Be especially careful what you bring back to SWMBO.

By the way would LL or others in the know PM the new location for Thai food? Please!![/QUOTE]
SAW TINA , VERY DISSAPOINTED, SAIS ONLY BEEN IN TOWN ABOUT 2 MONTHSAND 20 DAYS, SHE NEEDS TO GO BACK. ts poor, fake o worthless, does not like daty, not clean shaven, small breast, at least 39 years old. would not repeat. dont waste your $

This index covers reports of DC AMPS as found here on the board from November 2006 to December 30, 2006.

Any review over a few days old may already be out of date, and the providers may have moved on.

Listings follow the format:
Provider - date of report - reviewers handle (*)

* subjective qualification on my behalf as to whether it was a positive, negative, or other/mixed review.

Previous Report posted on 11/9/06

Sun (108)
========
Bebe - 12/28/06 - LoveLOS (+)
Gina - 12/27/06 - Rejected Monke (+)
bebe - 12/26/06 - DCrez (+)
Honey - 12/24/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Miko - 12/20/06 - Santeesucks (?)
Bebe - 12/20/06 - LoveLOS (+)
bebe - 12/19/06 - Member #2652 (+)
Honey - 12/18/06 - cabdriver52 (+)
Honey - 12/18/06 - pussprowler (+)
Bebe - 12/17/06 - Macphisto (+)
Miko - 12/16/06 - Chicago II (+)
Cindy - 12/14/06 - pussprowler (+)
Nana - 12/13/06 - DCrez (+)
Bebe - 12/12/06 - Robert1744 (+)
Patty - 12/8/06 - captain video (+)
Sue chen - 12/6/06 - Only Me (+)
Cindy - 12/5/06 - DrummerBoy (-)
Joy - 12/1/06 - Likes fun peeps (+)
patty - 11/28/06 - Iron Viet (+)
Jenny - 11/24/06 - twist (+)
Paly - 11/15/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Jenny - 11/22/06 - Santeesucks (+)
Joy - 11/22/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Mimi - 11/21/06 - MoonView (+)
Mimi - 11/20/06 - Corsair88 (+)
Mimi - 11/20/06 - Fun997 (?)
Coco - 11/17/06 - Cabdriver52 (+)
Mimi - 11/16/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
??? - 11/16/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)
Joy - 11/15/06 - Cone (+)
Young and Honey - 11/14/06 - LoveLOS (+,+)
Joy - 11/14/06 - Paco2888 (+)
Joy - 11/12/06 - ravensfan (+)
Honey - 11/9/06 - pussprowler (+)
Mimi - 11/7/06 - Inca79 (+)
Mimi - 11/7/06 - Crazy dick (+)
Mimi - 11/7/06 - laxman #2 (+)
??? - 11/7/06 - pussprowler (+)
May - 11/6/06 - Laxman #2 (+)
Mimi - 11/5/06 - Rejected Monke (+)
Young - 11/3/06 - Fun997 (+)
Mimi - 11/3/06 - Haywoo Jablome (+)
Mimi - 11/2/06 - Freshly Snipes (+)
Sonya - 11/2/06 - Freshly Snipes (Golgo 13) (-)


Supra (28)
=====
Seven - 12/14/06 - Sooner1 (?)
Coco - 12/7/06 - Jack B Nimble (+)
Sophia - 12/6/06 - Cone (-)
Sophia - 12/1/06 - Frank99 (-)
Mimi/Suahi - 11/27/06 - Oracle2 (+)BBFS
Sophia - 11/21/06 - Dudeman-12 (-)
Coco - 11/18/06 - Junky11 (+)
Coco - 11/16/06 - Tiny Tiger (+)


Oriental (1716I, Boss, castle)(19)
========
Jenny - 12/29/06 - Corsair88 (+)
Sara - 11/29/06 - Corsair88 (+)
Cici - 11/26/06 - Jdmh22 (?)
Youmi/Yumi - 11/5/06 - Dr Zigzag (+)
Micki - 11/4/06 - Macphisto (+)
J - 11/4/06 - Logix357 (+)


Mirage (617 K,Magic) (12)
====================
Candy - 12/14/06 - BikJik69 (-)
hana - 12/13/06 - Dcrez (-)
candy - 11/8/06 - Hugh Jardon (+)

14K (13)
===
Connie - 12/7/06 - pussprowler (+)
nana - 11/20/06 - Ampfreq (+)


Accu-fitness (4)
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Joanne - 12/16/06 - Kluvr (?)
Annie - 11/19/06 - Kliuvr (+) - new location

IHC (Mini)(6)
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Michelle/Apple - 11/22/06 - Tezar (+/+)
nadia - 11/17/06 - Laxman #2 (+)

OK (12)
==
Jun - 12/10/06 - Ampfreq (+)
Jun - 11/2/06 - Ampfreq (+)

Rio (2)
===
Penny - 11/3/06 - Vamonger (+)


No new reports this period
==========================
Hummingbird Spa, H&H floatation (5), VIP Spa, Youngs (georgetown)Venus (3), Royal (20), Happiness (59), Georgetown Body Therapy , Petworth


HWC (4)
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Cherri - 11/1/06 - Virginian 2006 (?)

Comfort therapeutic (springfield)(2)
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12/19/06 - legit - bigelow12

Sakura(2)
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Kelly - 12/2/06 - Saiyen (+)

M spa (2)
=====
??? - 11/27/06 - Original Gster (?)


Closed
++++++


CPHC (34)
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Busted:( - 8/17/06 - Laxman #2

Downtown (39)
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Busted :( - A John 8/15/06

NWS (new World)
===============
3/1/06 - slowfloyd (confirmation) [tt]


King Tan Closed? - 7/12/06 - Crash11

Moonlight (balt)
========
closed :( - 8/16/06 - Yellofvr

Oriental Spicy
=============
:( busted - 8/20/06 - Smokey 2009



Wayward One
All reports should be read as interactive fiction.


No amp names
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Webdog - 12/7/06 - Best or K in chantilly (+)
WebDog - hana - 12/7/06 - on K st
Washit - 11/9/06 - no name (?)

Great Job WW1!

Thought I would add my 2¢ in the form of some links and up to date type stuff, like the answer to all the foolish newbies questions:[QUOTE=El Moronico]Where's the best place to get laid in DC?[/QUOTE] [b]Here is the open and closed list:[/b]
Spas that I believe to be [b]open[/b] at this time:[indent]Sun
Supra
Oriental (aka: 1716I, Boss, Castle)
Mirage (aka: 617 K, Magic)
14K (aka: 1413K)
Accu-fitness
IHC (aka: Mini)
OK
Rio (aka: Olympic)
Royal
VIP Spa
Youngs (Georgetown)[/indent]
Spas that I believe to be [b]closed[/b] at this time:[indent]Happiness
CPHC
Downtown
NWS (new World)
King Tan[/indent][b]And here is how to get there:[/b]
[post=356389]Addresses and metro stops[/post]

Between these two reports, if you cannot find it, PLEASE don't ask, we can't help you.

LoveLOS

PS Please advise if I am in error.

Friday nite decided to end my two month abstinance of AMPs, ending up with Sora at Sun. Said she's only been there a couple days. I'd say she's on the younger/average age, looks korean/jap mix to me (almond vs round face), enhanced top, bit of a fuller pear shaped bottom than the typical korean w/o a butt to speak of, and blond/brown hair (I prefer straight and jet black). Typical fare, but I was a little distracted by 20-somethings yapping as they were headed to/from CyUglies, so had a below average time. I'd give her solid 6s and 7s, but nothing worth repeating before checking the full stable. Glad to be back, take care out there. KL

ps. Looking forward to Honey's return in a couple weeks.

[QUOTE=LoveLOS]PS Please advise if I am in error.[/QUOTE]LL,

Thanks for the listing. I was @ Oriental Friday, Noon-time. Place looks like it is open, with the sign (YK) in place, Bell lit, and camera still there. Bell does not give a ring, so tried knocking LOUD, but to no avail. Thought I heard voices, but it was probably a dream. I'll try again, but not for a while.

AM

Agree:
Eyebar closed
OK open

OK is only OK these days.

[QUOTE=Pcpc1688]Drunk as shit,

You must be Drunk if you think all this intel can be had here. As others have said before RTFF and you can get 70% of your questions answered in one form or another.

Whats a skrulnik?

PC out[/QUOTE]Why you act like the WSG FIVE-OH? You got Po-Po blood running through you? Shaking down a brother! [b]DAMN.[/b]

A skrulnik? Look it up, fool!

Cabdriver52,

Are you referring to Young's in Georgetown?

My original plan was to go out for some Thai food based on tips from LL, Korbin, and others. But I somehow got the name of the establishment wrong, and ended up at the place the Olympic team once worked out.

Buzzed in and received a pleasant greeting. Korean food on the menu, Michelle. Thirty-ish, cute face, 5’4”, 140 lbs, tits fairly large but a bit sagging, not a hard body but not bad either. TS was excellent, not rushed at all, attention payed to the right places. Back in the room a decent rub down (they don’t give massage, just body and relaxation -Yeah). Again, excellent no-rush service with the amenities DT lacked in it’s waning days, AR, CG and happy ending in mish.

Grades on the old scale:

TS – 9.5
Face – 8
Body – 6.5
Massage – 7
Performance – 9

I would and will repeat

Happy Hunting
XS

[QUOTE=Dick North]Bseeks

Did you happen to notice a doll-baby black spinner by the name of Crystal at Archies when you visited? She works as a dancer and wait staff occasionally. Can't wait to get back to DC.

Thanks

DN[/QUOTE]Crystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.

Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.

XS

Set out for I** in NE, but, upon not finding a place to park, I decided to venture back to familiar territory.

I landed at a place fit for Kings on hopes that a Thai Princess might be visiting. Alas, I was greeted by a tall Princess from the land of Korea by the name of Sophia. She was very welcoming and made feel right at home. 7s across the board.

Trusted members can PM for details.

[QUOTE=Xsailor]Crystal is still there. Normally workd the afternoon shift (noon - 7pm). Mostly dances but still watresses once in a while.
Still some world-class eye candy there in Sky and Massumi.
XS[/QUOTE]Xsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs :eek:. Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.

Thanks again

DN

[QUOTE=Dick North]Xsailor, Many thanks for the info. I know Sky pretty well, but she is way too tall for me. She could crush my noggin with those gorgeous legs :eek:. Crystal is definitely more my 'taste' in women.
Thanks again

DN[/QUOTE]There's always been great eye candy at Archie's but the women there seem to only give it up for the rich. Friend of mine, who was opening his own strip club was offered the works at no immediate charge by a stripper there -as soon as she found out he was opening his own club.

This report is a continuation of the [post=507553]events that occured earlier in the evening[/post]. And the culmination of a [be]Triethnica©[/be]--three women of three different races in one 24 hour period. Not a first for me, but I just had not planned on it when the night began.

It was 2am, Royal just closed. 1413 is an unknown, as is Supra, for closing time on a Sunday night. I Know Sun has been getting bad reports lately, so I take a chance. 5 minute over to Chinatown and I am going up those familliar stairs. First good thing that greets me is the old mamasan, who knows me well enough not to give me a real lame one. I asked for her best girl and she brought me a new girl. Whose name I will withhold for the PMs to senior members. Yep, she's a keeper.

My new companion is a K girl, but with some facial features that make her look a bit Japanese. I inquired and she is pure Korean. I am guessing she is in her mid to upper 20's, stands about 5'4" with natural A/be's crowned with 3/8" erect nipples. Her body is not hardbody or spinner. But fine. Not shaven.

The table shower was pretty average, but she did pump on little LL so that bode well. Back in the room, I went face down and she got naked. Massagi was fair, but not great. Had the room with a mirror at the head of the bed, so the sight of a beautiful young woman executing her profession was very pleasant. On the flip, I sampled the soft natural tits and maneuvered her to DATY position. She didn't seem to be getting into it, but she let me take my fill without hurrying me or trying to take over and get back into the script. Good girl.

I eventually let her back in control and the CBJ was pleasant, but could not compare to [post=507553]Starr's oral work[/post]. She climbed on cowgirl and my thoughts were to let her bounce a while then finish dog style. It is amazing how things change. She was bouncing along and then slowed down and started the grinding kind of cowgirl. I let her know I preferred that and she replied, "I do too. " Now thats a good girl. At that point the effects of the nice long DATY session apparently kicked in, she was starting to get into it. A lot.

Now this girl had not been a great actress up to this point, so when she told me she was going to cum, I had to take it at face value. The rest of the session was a stunning woman grinding my cock chasing her nut. That actually gets me off much better than a girl laying there taking it while I'm chasing my nut. Actually, we came almost together but she kept going for a minute or two after, I think she wanted to be sure she had done her job. Fucking A yes! That was hot, and I love it when they thank U. And mean it.

THis is definately a YMMV girl, but now that I have got a rep with her, things between us should move from the AMP experience to the GFE experience. I'll keep you posted. : D

Trusted members may PM for her name:

Face 7
Body 8
TS 6
Massagi 7
Sexo 9
Overall 8.

I will be back.

LoveLOS

Jake-I am thinking your girl Sophia is the tall one whose calves I saw last week. PM me details, although I doubt I will go anyplace but back to Sun for a few weeks--it is always good to have a backup plan.

Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.

Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.

Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.

Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8

Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.

Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9

Definitely will be back.

Decided to go for an evening tanning session in pursuit of LoveLos latest discovery. Ended up with a different cutie who's name comes between April and June. She seemed very new, but attentive.

7s across the board.

NOTE: Unfortunately, this is not the girl who shared the same name that was there October/November 2006.

New little spinner at the joint above the video shop near Bad Guys. You know the place... some bogus immigration lawyer's office is one floor below. Spinner's name Jeanie as in the bird in the bottle.

Not the greatest rub nor the greatest wet down. The action was not the worst but not the best. However, it was good time. Great customer service. Beautiful face and bod. Did I say great customer service. Hit me in the pocket for a buck sixty.

Found out today Young's on vacation.

[QUOTE=Max Billion]Hello. I've been to that down-below place near 14 and K a few times over the past two weeks. It is becoming my new favorite.

Had Nana a few times. She's great, beautiful and very playful. Very nice TS. A little disappointed that I didn't want the works the first time, but she convinced me for the second. Too bad she went back to Korea. Maybe I should have mentioned that first off. She was becoming my ATF, boo-hoo.

Met Jill. She's not the prettiest. On the chunky side for an AMP girl. Very sweet and attentive. I had the impression that she'd do just about anything I asked. Hardly speaks any English, so talking became a pain very quickly. Nice experience though.

Jill:
Face 7
Body 8
BJ 9
Sexo 8
Overall 8

Last couple times with Young. Very pretty, skinny, nice boobs with standity-uppity nips. Fun TS. Nice firm massage, lots of pressure. Very chatty -- she asked if she was talking too much and I said she was talking just the right amount. Since I didn't mind the chatting, she went over on time by almost 30 minutes. Sweet.

Young:
Face 8-9
Body 9
BJ 9
Sex 8
Overall 9

Definitely will be back.[/QUOTE]

Its been awhile since my last dream. After RTFF, I decided to give the K Street basement a shot. I used to go there quite a bit but it was always spotty (to me anyhow). I found it true to form once again.

Went in and dropped a couple names from the forum to mamasan. Led to room and was presented with Joon (June). Not my type at all. Older, heavier and not so nice face. Nice e-rack though. Standard TS with a 5 minute stint in the
sauna. Went back to room and planted $ under the cell phone on the end table. I'll give the lady props for the massage, after all - thats what I went for. Very very good. A+ there.

Light tickling in the back end followed on by the standard breast massage on the back etc. Flip side led to a pleasant but not so energetic CBJTF. I've never really been into DATY or FS with these ladies so I was "satisfied". The $ may be overpayment for the CBJTF but I've found if I tell them thats all I'm interested in - the service usually isn't as energetic and they skip the other items that lead up to the event.

All in all, 50 minutes spent - std service for the std fee of $ + house fee. Nuetral rating - nothing to really write home about. I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face....it was a face that only LL could love.

This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh - and it feels damn good to be posting again!

Cheers
Nova

[QUOTE=Nova Guy]I wouldn't repeat with Joon simply due to the fact she was heavier than I like in a K girl and, well, her face. It was a face that only LL could love.

This was only a dream though and could never possibly happen in real life as these places don't exist anymore. *shrug* Ohh. And it feels damn good to be posting again! [/QUOTE]Nova, I think I should say it is nice to have you posting again. Let me think about that--I thought I was the picky motherfucker here that likes to spend time with 9's and 10's. Surely you meant to type Robux? Looked at your posts, and yes, other than a report last year, your previous post was addressed to the Trashman. Welcome home.

[b][rant mode=on][/b][indent]I too wish the AMPs were still here, but until LE finds some real crimes to pursue we are screwed. In this age where LE is pretending K girls who come and go as they please, have nice jewelry and apartments in Annandale are sex slaves, we can expect the AMPs are history. As long as they get high profile press for little or no effort or danger, the thugs, pimps and drug dealers will continue to run DC. We can always dream and keep ourselves interested in this forum by posting our dreams and creative writing essays. [/indent][b][/rant mode][/b]

[b]Hearwith, a short fictional story: [/b]

None of my regular wingmen could come out and play. Loopy may read the continuation of this dream and come to regret his pass on this adventure. Anyway, since another informal RT was not gonna happen, LL was on a solo mission in DC. Target package--an expected near GFE from my girl Happy at Sun. This is the [post=507555]girl whose name I kept for PM only on Sunday[/post]. I am now publishing her name, because protecting her from getting hammered by 100 guys a day is no longer an issue. She is gone.

As a matter of fact, if you didn't like the recent girls at Sun, you can rejoyce. They are ALL gone. 100% turnover as of yesterday. I got there within an minutes of the old girls leaving and the new crew arriving. Mamasan pulled one out of the dressing room, and she was wearing street clothes! She didn't know where the shower was, or excatly how the game is played in DC. Don't get me wrong, she was a real fast learner, but there was enough variation in how she played the game than standard DC fare that I could tell the difference--you will too as you read:

I asked for the shower and she got me a robe and slippers and off we went. The TS was good, she asked if she could clean up little LL, and I told her, "Of course! " Her massagi was really very good, ask her for some oil or lotion since her style is to pull and rub, which can be a bit painful on just-washed skin. Strong hands. I could tell she is used to the massage as the precurser type of place, because of the attention to the massage and the fact she did not fully disrobe. She actually did some massage on the front after the flip and was preparing to start a HJ when I directed her attention to her tip beneath my cellphone and advised her I was there for the full treatment.

She snagged her tip and went out to get the rest of her equipment, which again, most of my girls just know to bring before we start. I finally got her out of her fucking street clothes. She has natural A cups with erect 3/8 inch nipples and two brand new tattoos, two days old. She is probably 30-35 y. O. And has apparently had some previous issues with childbirth, or so it appears. For that reason, and the matter of an unshaven status, I did not ask for DATY. She positioned herself on the edge of the table to recieve deep penetration standing mish. She got it.

Apparently she had read the post-it note that advises the girls not to moan and scream, or she is a good actress, but she ended up covering her mouth and quivering a lot as I pounded her to my satisfaction. I guess she was pleased as I kept getting lip to lip kisses after that.

Tina:
Face 7
Body 6
massagi 9
Sexo 8
Overall 7-8

I would not kick her out if I drew her again, but I would seek out better eye candy.

Hot towel, more massage to complete my hour, dressed. I am being escorted out by mamasan and another girl opens the door. Fucking HOT. I ask her name? "I don't know yet, she just get here. You want to try her now? " Hell yes I [be]want[/be] to try her now! . But I had brought in only the standard tip and I needed some recharge time. I consider my options.

This fable is [post=508468]continued here[/post].

LoveLOS

I decided to kick off my weekend today with a visit to my favorite AMP and see my new girlfriend for the second time. It was about 2: 30pm, I like it when they are not busy. She answered to door, but had a different hair style, which looked good. She remembered me which is always a good thing. The TB was good, massage after lather. On the flip, she gave me good attention, but I said its alright to make sure my dick is really clean. She said she was worried that I would blow and I assured her it would take more than that so she gave me a lot of extra attention in the zone, which turned a good TB into an excellent one. We got back to the room and she asked me how many covers I wanted. First time for that question. She said "three", I said bring it. The massage was a little short, but plenty of tease and oral all over (including AR for a good long time – maybe that’s why so short on the massage). On the flip I told her to lay down and gave her a massage, paying close attention to the important zones. I flipped her and spent a lot of time playing in her zone. I think she even got a little wet. She likes to keep the lights up so there is plenty to see. A little thin bush on the top, clean below. After I played in the zone enough, she gave me a BBBJ and then put on the cover. Flipped her four times before (Mish, Dog, Rev Cow, and Cow and completed). Hot towel clean up as usual when she came back. I told her that guys really like a little neck massage while laying there enjoying the good FS. She took note and gave me a nice neck and head rubdown while laying on my back. She seems eager to please. After my full hour of time was up, I left with a big smile. Good VFM. Definitely be back. She is trainable. Later, BT.

Hello

Trying to get back in the scene but looks like my timing couldn't be worse. Walked by my old haunt New World Spa, but they are tearing the building down. So I doubt they will ever be open there again.

Tried Sun, but I think I'm at the wrong door. Finally figured out the address, but the only thing at that room number is a white door, a buzzer taped to the wall, and no number above the door, so I'm guessing. Pressed the buzzer, but no answer. (Its the place right next to the restaurant, across from the 'back' side of MCI, right?

Went to 617, but all the parking spots in front were taken. I need to read when there is a convention in town. Paying $20 for parking wasn't what I wanted to do that particular day anyway.

Just saying hi, and thanks for the reviews. I used to post under the old DC, WSG board, and found y'all migrated here.

The only info I can give is the street scene is pretty dead. If you want BSW, they come out around midnight. I saw one ok WSW by the Firehouse on 13th, she pops up around 11:00 or so sometimes. Blonde, a little thick, but not fat, actually decent looking, about a six. You can tell she used to be pretty hot, but has that crack hoe teeth deterioration starting.

There also used to be a really cute young greek/italian type looking girl who hung out with two BSW (young), but haven't seen them lately.

Hopefully will build enough rep here to learn the name of the Thai place. Only place that sounds worth it right now from the reviews.

Odd question, but which rooms do you guys like to pick?

At 617, I like the middle room if you turn right after the stairs. Had a great experience with Suzie (?) there one early afternoon. Sunlight coming in the room was warm. The table was the thin table, but that was ok, she was petite. :)

The room straight ahead after the stairs has the big mattress, but I don't like being on the floor for some reason.

Downtown had comfortable rooms when it was in operation. I liked the room down the hall with the mirror on the wall. Mattress on the floor, but that was ok.

Did they ever fix the shower at Supra?

I guess with the weather so cold, I want a comfortable experience. I remember at 1818 one time freezing my a** off walking through the labrythin from the shower to the room.

Hope to post up a good review soon.

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]Odd question, but which rooms do you guys like to pick?

At 617, I like the middle room if you turn right after the stairs. Had a great experience with Suzie (?) there one early afternoon. Sunlight coming in the room was warm. The table was the thin table, but that was ok, she was petite. :)

The room straight ahead after the stairs has the big mattress, but I don't like being on the floor for some reason.

Downtown had comfortable rooms when it was in operation. I liked the room down the hall with the mirror on the wall. Mattress on the floor, but that was ok.

Did they ever fix the shower at Supra?

I guess with the weather so cold, I want a comfortable experience. I remember at 1818 one time freezing my a** off walking through the labrythin from the shower to the room.

Hope to post up a good review soon.[/QUOTE]I don't really care which room i'm put in, so long as it's not RIGHT next to the main door. The one and only time i visited the amp at 1716 I, i was placed in the room which was spitting distance away from the main entrance. Not only that, but i would have to walk through a tv living room type area, in nothing more than a towel, to get to and from the shower area. Very uncomfortable thought. So i left before the girl entered the room.

As far as you ringing the doorbell at Sun. Sure you hit the right bell? It has 5** number right on the door. Maybe they were just full. Or maybe you looked shady, Just kidding. :D

Like migrating birds, the BSW will be back out in full force, now that the weather has finally started to break.

Mr.Snipes aka G13

Went to look for a ride at 6th and K autos when my usual place above the eye was closed. So glad I found this forum. Have been looking for a place since wsg slowed down. So, After visiting Pro Video at aroud 3, and not getting in after someone just went up before me, I was about to give up and go home. I figured I'd check in at the castle and it seemed all lights were out. As a last resort, as I had never been there, I checked out the lot. I got there around 3:40 and was surised they were open. Was greeted by Hana, a k girl, who had a beautiful rack. English was alright, but all I could concentrate on was the headlights. maybe a little older than what I prefer, 27-28 area, but she did the job. At least I know somewhere open late. Seemed to be the only one available, as I saw no one else in the building. The only bad thing going in was the pimps following the SW's out front on 6th. Kind of made me nervous but better than the crowds around the castle and 1829 on the weekends. BTW, the loot under the phone is a great tip. I did my cig pack but either way, its great that the conversation never even comes up. No awkward tip talk.