Massage Parlor Reports

Anyone been to this new office? Can't really tell if they are associated with any other providers in the area.

Anyone want to TOFTT?

[QUOTE=Hootersman1;2451735]I noticed a new one on BP that is new in Des Moines called HAHA Massage spa on 5705 Urbandale Ave. Has anyone tried this one yet? I will be visiting DM in a few weeks, so I would like to know if it is worth going to.[/QUOTE]Stopped by to take a look. Older asian. Mama-san? Asian guy was moving a mattress in, suspect they live there as well. Chairs for foot massage in a corner, not a good sign. So I backed out.

[QUOTE=Ronin63;2474253]Stopped by to take a look. Older asian. Mama-san? Asian guy was moving a mattress in, suspect they live there as well. Chairs for foot massage in a corner, not a good sign. So I backed out.[/QUOTE]If it's same as Haha in Omaha, it translates to: haha, its a joke not haha as in leave happy. Don't waste your money.

Thanks ronin and rubmeright for the heads up for this place, I will have to try the BP ads I read since I have been here in DM for a week with no good luck. It sure sounds like its hit and more miss, than anything else here.

[QUOTE=Rubmeright;2509480]If it's same as Haha in Omaha, it translates to: haha, its a joke not haha as in leave happy. Don't waste your money.[/QUOTE]

Well, I read only about how pathetic the Des Moines massage parlors are. Could someone still make a list of top few massage parlors which are better than the rest. Some people still have to be happy with what this place has. So any suggestion?

[QUOTE=Hootersman1;2524166]Thanks ronin and rubmeright for the heads up for this place, I will have to try the BP ads I read since I have been here in DM for a week with no good luck. It sure sounds like its hit and more miss, than anything else here.[/QUOTE]

Brand new AMP popped up 4921 Douglas. Anyone go yet? I'm thinking about hitting it up this weekend. Or I might go to that spot on east 15th and grand. I've heard mixed reviews from the grand one. Anyone in particular I should ask for when visiting?

Any help is MUCH appreciated.

Hey I just found out about this site and am going to my first AMP this weekend. Looks like my best bet for action is the parlor on east grand and 15th. Anyone have any advice or know who to ask for there?

Any help is greatly appreciated.

[QUOTE=LuisTeeth;2576661]Hey I just found out about this site and am going to my first AMP this weekend. Looks like my best bet for action is the parlor on east grand and 15th. Anyone have any advice or know who to ask for there?

Any help is greatly appreciated.[/QUOTE]Good luck buddy. Des Moines is a terrible place to be a hobbyist.

[QUOTE=BangkokBob;2660633]Good luck buddy. Des Moines is a terrible place to be a hobbyist.[/QUOTE]Is Des Moines completely dead? I moved away from Iowa recently, but still travel back to see family. I used to frequent a few AMPs in the area. One on Fleur, Merle Hay area, and one up in Ankeny. Great luck at all 3. Have all the good ones been shut down? Going back to Iowa next month and would love to find a decent tug.

[QUOTE=WarEagle78;2746377]Is Des Moines completely dead?[/QUOTE]Well even if it is, at least I got a decent novelty account name out of it!. More than anything here I have to say I'm flabbergasted (in the good sense though, for once) to actually see others surviving in this notorious hobbyist's wasteland. I'm not a large patron of the art here, but honestly thinking back: There may have been ONE out of a DOZEN random encounters that wasn't objectively awful (and most, in_more_ways than one).

I believe a friend of mine visiting here from a bigger city, did one of these AMP. I remember him saying the actual masseuse he had looked and acted like the front_desk_lady SHOULD have (whom he told me get specifically hired to DRIVE OFF posers and looki-loos, and legit physical therapy patients (etc.) with their nasty, f-the-customer, assholey * attitude and appearance! LOL! That like like a year+ ago though by now, so maybe times've changed?? I ask because I'm afraid those backpage ads are slowly wearing me down over time, and sooner or later I might have to give in and pray for the best!

I few more negative trip reports would probably help me out in that respect as well. And I really want to know if the big AMP push around town as of late, with all the different locations, and the ads full of girls who could double as the next generation of Real Dolls, is just the exact same bullshit in new packaging, or possibly Des Moines could be getting something NON-awful in this domain for once ever?.

No I'm sure not, hehe. But to any and all of the DSM peeps from earlier in the thread, please keep this going, and espacially if there are actual_good_things to say, instead of this crap. I can't help but think there has to be at least a couple diamonds in the rough around this location!.

Please pm me with any suggestions. I am from ohio and looking for a place without having to visit many other issues.

Thanks.

JFK.

[QUOTE=JasonDunlop;2318242]Asian massage places are popping up all over. You would almost expect one to be quality. Been to quite a few and nothing. Beginning to wonder how they stay in business. Not the same as other cities. Is there a better place to get info on places. I'm is anyone has had any luck.[/QUOTE]Driving through your town, it's like most other places. Unless you have a special place that knows you and your needs, you are just sol.

I stopped at a place for a real massage with a sore back & ass from driving for hours. I had never heard of Ankeny IA, found in Craigslist a Healthy place on NE Delaware Ave, just north of East First street. A very good hour long massage. After flip, kept me covered and still professional. My lower back and butt felt great. Gave her $20 tip off the stack of twentys I carry for my AMP ladies. She smiled and gave me an ice cold bottle of water. When going through here, I will stop again. Very nice lady. Ready to get back on road. Times like this you don't want a medicore massage. If you need more, looks like we are looking in wrong place. I don't care much for HJ as I can do that at home myself and save $50. Just a good massage when you need one. Sorry, no big discoveries of hot babes. Nice clean place. Be safe.

[QUOTE=PussyPumpMan;3441830]Driving through your town, it's like most other places. Unless you have a special place that knows you and your needs, you are just sol.

I stopped at a place for a real massage with a sore back & ass from driving for hours. I had never heard of Ankeny IA, found in Craigslist a Healthy place on NE Delaware Ave, just north of East First street. A very good hour long massage. After flip, kept me covered and still professional. My lower back and butt felt great. Gave her $20 tip off the stack of twentys I carry for my AMP ladies. She smiled and gave me an ice cold bottle of water. When going through here, I will stop again. Very nice lady. Ready to get back on road. Times like this you don't want a medicore massage. If you need more, looks like we are looking in wrong place. I don't care much for HJ as I can do that at home myself and save $50. Just a good massage when you need one. Sorry, no big discoveries of hot babes. Nice clean place. Be safe.[/QUOTE]Ha, Des Moines isn't dead after all. Stopped in a place, met Mandy, what a fun sweetheart. Never had such a fun time with a gal. Fun and sweet Mandy was great but I actually preferred Naughty Mandy better.

If you go to a place and get a gal named Mandy, treat her right and she will do the same. You will be glad you did. I will see her on my return trip home. Can't wait.

Will be traveling on business. Stops are Dubuque (maybe) for sure Davenport, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, Des Moines. If ya got any info I would appreciate it. I hate the trial and error, you ever come up north I will reciprocate. PM only please.

[QUOTE=LastsLonger;3472143]Will be traveling on business. Stops are Dubuque (maybe) for sure Davenport, Cedar Rapids, Iowa City, Des Moines. If ya got any info I would appreciate it. I hate the trial and error, you ever come up north I will reciprocate. PM only please.[/QUOTE]Or not! Come on gents, lets get a little more active. Unless, rmaps for awhile, most hodden, I like the free exchange of info. 😜.