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[QUOTE=DiverMike91; 1761322]So in 25 yes of boating and diving I've never heard not. That being said I fail to see how that ties to our forums. I was trying to figure out some deviant association to here. Something you Ohioans could educate a yank like me in.
Thanks[/QUOTE]Googling "sarcasm" is a start.
Of all the the goofy stuff in his posts,"bot" is what you latch on to?
ONLY A MAN WOULD ATTEMPT THIS.
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!
Pocket Tazer Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife.
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Tazer for their anniversary submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra for my wife Julie. What I came across was a 100, 000-volt, pocket / purse-sized Tazer.
The effects of the Tazer were supposed to be short lived, with no long term adverse affect on your assailant, allowing her adequate time to retreat to safety?
WAY TOO COOL! Long story short, I bought the device and brought it home. I loaded two AAA batteries in the darn thing and pushed the button. Nothing! I was disappointed. I learned, however, that if I pushed the button and pressed it against a metal surface at the same time, I'd get the blue arc of electricity darting back and forth between the prongs.
AWESOME! Unfortunately, I have yet to explain to Julie what that burn spot is on the face of her microwave.
Okay, so I was home alone with this new toy, thinking to myself that it couldn't be all that bad with only two AAA batteries, right?
There I sat in my recliner, my cat Gracie looking on intently (trusting little soul) while I was reading the directions and thinking that I really needed to try this thing out on a flesh & blood moving target.
I must admit I thought about zapping Gracie (for a fraction of a second) and then thought better of it. She is such a sweet cat. But, if I was going to give this thing to my wife to protect herself against a mugger, I did want some assurance that it would work as advertised.
Am I wrong?
So, there I sat in a pair of shorts and a tank top with my reading glasses perched delicately on the bridge of my nose, directions in one hand, and Tazer in another.
The directions said that:
A one-second burst would shock and disorient your assailant;
A two-second burst was supposed to cause muscle spasms and a major loss of bodily control; and.
A three-second burst would purportedly make your assailant flop on the ground like a fish out of water.
Any burst longer than three seconds would be wasting the batteries.
All the while I'm looking at this little device measuring about 5" long, less than 3/4 inch in circumference (loaded with two itsy, bitsy AAA batteries) ; pretty cute really, and thinking to myself, 'no possible way! '
What happened next is almost beyond description, but I'll do my best.
I'm sitting there alone, Gracie looking on with her head cocked to one side so as to say, 'Don't do it stupid, ' reasoning that a one second burst from such a tiny little ole thing couldn't hurt all that bad. I decided to give myself a one second burst just for heck of it.
I touched the prongs to my naked thigh, pushed the button, and.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION. WHAT THE. !
I'm pretty sure Hulk Hogan ran in through the side door, picked me up in the recliner, then body slammed us both on the carpet, over and over and over again. I vaguely recall waking up on my side in the fetal position, with tears in my eyes, body soaking wet, both nipples on fire, testicles nowhere to be found, with my left arm tucked under my body in the oddest position, and tingling in my legs! The cat was making meowing sounds I had never heard before, clinging to a picture frame hanging above the fireplace, obviously in an attempt to avoid getting slammed by my body flopping all over the living room.
Note:
If you ever feel compelled to 'mug' yourself with a Tazer,
One note of caution:
There is NO such thing as a one second burst when you zap yourself! You will not let go of that thing until it is dislodged from your hand by a violent thrashing about on the floor!
A three second burst would be considered conservative!
A minute or so later (I can't be sure, as time was a relative thing at that point) , I collected my wits (what little I had left) , sat up and surveyed the landscape.
My bent reading glasses were on the mantel of the fireplace.
· The recliner was upside down and about 8 feet or so from where it originally was.
· My triceps, right thigh and both nipples were still twitching.
· My face felt like it had been shot up with Novocain, and my bottom lip weighed 88 lbs.
· I had no control over the drooling.
· Apparently I had crapped in my shorts, but was too numb to know for sure, and my sense of smell was gone.
· I saw a faint smoke cloud above my head, which I believe came from my hair.
I'm still looking for my testicles and I'm offering a significant reward for their safe return!
PS: My wife can't stop laughing about my experience, loved the gift and now regularly threatens me with it!
If you think education is difficult, try being stupid!
I'm new here but not to the hobby. Been into it for about 8 years. I have been been with providers in many states as well as to several massage parlors in many different states when I traveled. I have been an active member on a couple other sites.
I have been with a few providers in the last few months and to a AMP in California. I would like to post my reports but want to be sure there isn't a time limit on how long ago I was with a provider.
I want to be able to get info from others. Like when a member might have a telephone # for a girl outside a club. Or especially when I git yo las vegas at the beginning of next year.
Thanks,
Tml
Visited a friend of long standing yesterday at her apartment. She gave me advance notice pest control people would be in the complex. When I got there, there was a note that (another utility) needed to be checked. I usually get a nice card and envelope in which to put the donation. It went on the entryway table where she puts her glasses and keys.
We start the festivities on a mattress in the living room (the bedroom was off limits due to disorganization, she said). OF course we're in the middle when a heavy knock comes on the door. An employee of the complex checking on that utility.
I run, grab just my clothes and lock myself in the upstairs bathroom quickly. 15 minutes pass. She sees the employee out, then gives me the all clear. I noticed the envelope was gone, and figured she had picked it up to keep it out of the employee's clutches.
We finish, rest, get dressed, then I leave. Shortly afterward got a text about forgetting something. I text back "the guy?".
About an hour later, she texted me that she called the super, who then got the envelope back from the employee. When she picked it up from the office the contents were undisturbed.
First time I've ever had a problem with the envelope. Usually it doesn't get touched until the end. I've always treated keeping track of the envelope as the lady's responsibility.
Ladies and gents, what are your opinions and protocols for this kind of situation?
[QUOTE=Whathesaid; 1892457]Visited a friend of long standing yesterday at her apartment. She gave me advance notice pest control people would be in the complex. When I got there, there was a note that (another utility) needed to be checked. I usually get a nice card and envelope in which to put the donation. It went on the entryway table where she puts her glasses and keys.
We start the festivities on a mattress in the living room (the bedroom was off limits due to disorganization, she said). OF course we're in the middle when a heavy knock comes on the door. An employee of the complex checking on that utility.
I run, grab just my clothes and lock myself in the upstairs bathroom quickly. 15 minutes pass. She sees the employee out, then gives me the all clear. I noticed the envelope was gone, and figured she had picked it up to keep it out of the employee's clutches.
We finish, rest, get dressed, then I leave. Shortly afterward got a text about forgetting something. I text back "the guy?".
About an hour later, she texted me that she called the super, who then got the envelope back from the employee. When she picked it up from the office the contents were undisturbed.
First time I've ever had a problem with the envelope. Usually it doesn't get touched until the end. I've always treated keeping track of the envelope as the lady's responsibility.
Ladies and gents, what are your opinions and protocols for this kind of situation?[/QUOTE]I agree. Once you set it down, it's no longer yours.
[QUOTE=TryMeLast;1874049]I'm new here but not to the hobby. Been into it for about 8 years. I have been been with providers in many states as well as to several massage parlors in many different states when I traveled. I have been an active member on a couple other sites.
I have been with a few providers in the last few months and to a AMP in California. I would like to post my reports but want to be sure there isn't a time limit on how long ago I was with a provider.
I want to be able to get info from others. Like when a member might have a telephone # for a girl outside a club. Or especially when I git yo las vegas at the beginning of next year.
Thanks,
Tml[/QUOTE]Same here. I posted similar message earlier. Youngstown. Pittsburgh area is home but travel everywhere.
So there's a girl I've been really into for sometime now. We never dated, but we went out a lot, did things together, yada yada yada. She's always been very sexual so I showed her some of the websites and now she's seeing men. Lot's of men. Without getting into too many details, I know the first time she saw a stranger she found it exhilarating. I should have mentioned first I get off on pleasing her. Only her. I'm not a pleaser in general. So when I find out it excites her it's a weird feeling. But it excited me. And later I see a picture of her with another man in her mouth it was mesmerizing. I want to see her with another guy. See if she turns him on the way she turns me on. See if she gets pleased. Do any of you guys get turned on by seeing your favorite lady (civilian or otherwise, they're all women) with another guy or does it make you jealous? Or could you care less? Once some years ago I met a couple off another site. I fucked his wife while he was jerking off on the side of the bed. I thought he was kind of a chump back then. BUT NOW in hindsight, I see his point. The other men come and go, but he ALWAYS has his hotwife. And let me tell you, she was certainly hot.
[QUOTE=Streetwize;2008683]So there's a girl I've been really into for sometime now. We never dated, but we went out a lot, did things together, yada yada yada. She's always been very sexual so I showed her some of the websites and now she's seeing men. Lot's of men. Without getting into too many details, I know the first time she saw a stranger she found it exhilarating. I should have mentioned first I get off on pleasing her. Only her. I'm not a pleaser in general. So when I find out it excites her it's a weird feeling. But it excited me. And later I see a picture of her with another man in her mouth it was mesmerizing. I want to see her with another guy. See if she turns him on the way she turns me on. See if she gets pleased. Do any of you guys get turned on by seeing your favorite lady (civilian or otherwise, they're all women) with another guy or does it make you jealous? Or could you care less? Once some years ago I met a couple off another site. I fucked his wife while he was jerking off on the side of the bed. I thought he was kind of a chump back then. BUT NOW in hindsight, I see his point. The other men come and go, but he ALWAYS has his hotwife. And let me tell you, she was certainly hot.[/QUOTE]Streetwize.
This post brings some memories. Once in my youthful years during college days in this small Midwestern town, I met this hot stripper who danced at one of the 3 clubs there. She was a few years older and sexy as hell. Those days the term MILF is a perfect fit for her, but then it was an unknown.
I used to see her at the club a few nights a week and she used to give me free lap dances but would never allow my hands to roam, but OTC, I we used to fuck like rabbits in heat at her place. I knew there was a private dance area at the club, but never went back with her, and getting dances at the club by another girl was not going to happen on her watch. One day while she was entertaining one of her regulars in private, I had the urge to go pee, so I walk to the bathroom and passed the private dance area secluded by a thick and easy curtain. So I get the courage to take a peak to see what she was shielding me from.
She was down on all four, head facing the curtain as her regular was banging her. Both of them had their eyes closed in ecstasy so neither saw me peeking at the action packed private room. When I saw that, jealousy was the last thing on my mind, but I felt a massive hard on that needed some attention. I continued to the bathroom, relieved my self, (peed), and went back to my seat.
That night, the topic never came up but that night, sex was amazing and all that I could think of was that picture I saw. I know if I acted on my dream, she would have obliged and allowed me to join her in a threesome, but I was scared to insult her by asking, and it never happened.
By the way, is that friend of yours hot?
Cheers.
TM.
[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2008806]Streetwize.
By the way, is that friend of yours hot?
Cheers.
TM.[/QUOTE]Yes, you could say hot. But I believe it would be more accurate to say she has a radiant beauty. She lights up the room when she enters.
[QUOTE=Streetwize;2009153]Yes, you could say hot. But I believe it would be more accurate to say she has a radiant beauty. She lights up the room when she enters.[/QUOTE]Well Streetwise.
I'm sure you got a lot of PMs asking for you to hook them up with her while you watch / participate. Are you planning on any activities of that nature?
Cheers.
TM.
[QUOTE=TexasMonger;2009198]Well Streetwise.
I'm sure you got a lot of PMs asking for you to hook them up with her while you watch / participate. Are you planning on any activities of that nature?
Cheers.
TM.[/QUOTE]It's not up to me. It's up to her. We pretty much have an understanding where she is the boss. I am to "listen & obey". That is an exact quote! But I keep thinking more and more about it. I have a lady friend driving in from out of state to see me this weekend. She got us a very nice hotel room. She also said she fucks like a boss. She is defiantly submissive in nature and giving from what she says. But all I keep thinking about is my friend getting fucked by her daddy and lavished with gifts before she kicks his ass back to his wife. I've been stiff all day thinking of it and it's taken an incredible amount of restraint to resist the urge to release my pent up frustration. But I know I'll need it later this evening. But to answer the question, I would LOVE LOVE LOVE to watch and play with her and her stable of men. I get off on the power she has over them (and myself). It's the most exciting feeling I've ever had in fact. One time in bed she told me she wanted a 3-some. She would have me rim her ass and get it ready for his cock and she said "that's the way it's going to be". That REALLY excited me. I would love to be in her ass too, but she keeps saying I'm too large for her. LOL!
I saw this hot lady on a motorcycle with a guy riding on the back of it. Was that you?
[QUOTE=Fannima30;2010041]I saw this hot lady on a motorcycle with a guy riding on the back of it. Was that you?[/QUOTE]No. I was driving my sugar mommas Lexus back and forth from our jacuzzi suite at the Sheraton to the mall and dinner.
Would anyone of you guys ever consider dating an escort? I mean fully accept what it is that she does. No trying to change her. Thoughts?
I should also include the women as well. Have any of you ladies dated while working? Doesn't matter if it was a client or just some other guy? How did he handle the situation and how did it work for you? Big concern is intimacy. After a full day of working and your man came to see you, would you still have feelings of intimacy towards him or would you be burned out on sex by then? It would be difficult as someone with a high sex drive to date someone who may not been in the mood as often due to her work.