". Might Be Twitchin' a Little"
Ladies and Gents.
This report mimics a joke my paternal grandfather told me when he was 97 and I in my early 20's. Skip to the last paragraph if you don't need the chuckle.
"Three men enter the local cafe and pie shop. Two are young bucks and the third their octogenarian grandfather. The waitress meets them at their table, dressed in her tightest, minimally-buttoned blouse and mid-thigh skirt. The boys all enjoy the view.
She sweetly asks, "What's your liking today, Boys?" The first of the two younger asks her with a smile, "What fresh pie do you have today?" Looking behind and above her, she sees a peach and a blueberry pie on the lower shelf and a raisin pie way up on the top shelf.
Once she presents the pie options, young buck #1 says, "I'll have a slice of raisin pie, please. " She gives a nod, then turns, steps upon a small step-ladder and stretches way up on her tippy-toes to reach the raisin pie. She brings it down, trims out a slice, puts the pie back on its high perch, then serves young buck #1 his pie.
Each of the boys enjoys the revealing view and smiles appreciatively.
Young buck #2 quickly states, "I'll have a slice of raisin pie as well, please. " Another nod from the waitress and the same raisin pie delivery ensues. Again, the boys are most appreciative of the view.
The waitress now looks to the old man and says, "I bet yours is raisin, too. " To which the old man replies, "Well it ain't raisin but it's sure twitchin' a little. ".
Ladies and gents, if your thing is a late 20's / early 30's, long-black-haired waif, wearing a lovely smile, skinny jeans and sporting a splendid thigh-gap and small B-cups, run, don't walk, to Massage 2018 on Bolsa. She's as FOB as they come and named something like Nalee or Nalwee. MMS was rather unintelligible with her name but was very clear stating she is new to the USA, this is her first day and "to be nice to her. " I was nice but this type is not my "slice of pie" if you know what I mean. No English and did not dismiss slight OTC ass roaming. Was unreceptive to OTC tata approaches.
#BeNiceAndGentle.
#BringExtraCash.
#IDontKnowWhatsOnTheMenu.
#MaybeNothing.
#MaybeEverything.
Twofer report: Coconut and Ocean
Someone was asking for a recent report on Coconut, so I figured I'd pop in and get one for ya.
A recent report on Ocean piqued my interest, so I thought I'd check them out, too.
Ocean:
This is a no-frills FS jack shack, straight up. Walked in, late-20's / early-30's Mexican-seeming Asian girl took me to the room, took my $40 for 30 minutes, and the moment my bills landed in her hand she asked me, making the boom-boom motion at the same time, "here for fuck?" Confirmed. Asked for 180, I stood firm with 120, she relented. Once she came back it was down to business, which is to say it was definitely a business to her and she seemed to want me to know it. I did get her to cum, but otherwise she was just there to be pounded, and definitely not to ride. I didn't bother getting her name, as I had no intentions of coming back. Her looks and body and fun parts were average all around, though she definitely had a hell of a Bush (I like Bush, but hers was borderline jungle) . There was one other girl there, who I could sorta see on my way out, and looked around the same age but a little heavier. Would not recommend, unless you're looking for a no-frills sure thing. Don't know how long they'll last, what with taking zero precautions to filter out uncle LEO.
Coconut:
Got a text about a new girl, thought I'd stop in without an appointment to see who I drew. Long day so I got in a little before closing, which apparently everyone else decided to do, too. Damn near stepped on the toes of one of you on your way out, and got interrupted by another couple of you while I was there (if you are the one who decided to argue about the super standard house fee, maybe this hobby isn't for you. We both laughed at your idiocy).
Anyway.
Didn't get the new girl, though the one I got, Lily, whom I've seen before, introduced her to me. Mid-30's average-to-skinny Chinese with nice naturals, above-average-for-Chinese ass, and just the perfect amount of Bush. I definitely got the better of the two, as the new one looked like Lucy surely did 30 years ago, with too much makeup too much weight and not enough height. Lily is awesome. Above-average massage skills, fantastic attitude, great body, and good service. While fun time wasn't anything particularly memorable, it was definitely fun. What made it particularly good was that she was happy and energetic and very cheerful the entire time, seeming to be genuinely happy to be there and to see me, despite my running past closing time. I keep trying to change her mind but she's insistent on a cover, so it was CBJ and CFS, both very good. She let me DATY only a little, stopping me before she came (" I want to cum on your cock, not your tongue!") , which was fairly quick once we got going on the main event. Alas, no CG, as she was spent from cumming hard. 40 house for 30 minutes, 120 tip that she didn't even bother looking at when I handed it to her (I love it when they don't check, the advantages of being a regular who tips appropriately and respects the girls).
Learned, though 'confirmed' is more appropriate, that my go-to girl works Sundays.
Of course I'll return. Coconut is very consistent with their excellent service and bubbly attitudes, and standard rates.
They've raised their prices since I've been there last.
[QUOTE=TradingFavs714;6292063]Not literally. I finally hit up the Spa next to THH.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the report!
Multiple THH and a l&l review
[QUOTE=Hector58;6292851]THH Sandwiches on Euclid at Ball Rd.[/QUOTE]The other post referenced a temptations song that is called cloud 9, which is on Westminster also by a thh. If everyone keeps saying how the code isn't hard, why not just say the damn shop name.
Let me ask the board, should I start my review as.
I went to the not right and not right place that's in the same place as the what we breathe and what are legs and arms make up place, or.
I went to L&L which is in same plaza as air and body. It's as annoying as writing the review as a dream.
Haven't been in awhile but was at cafe daang and sue was working so that usually does it. Locked in that image and went to my old reliables. KK wasn't responding so tried Mia and she was in. Bit older when you factor in the Asian age defying looks but who cares right. If you look 30's and are 40's does it matter? Only went with 30 this go around as the hour usually ends up short anyway as usually once the finish happens I take off anyway so don't do the post head massage some get so just went 30. Massage started out a bit rushed on back and shoulders so at first was a little worried taking shorter time Was not right call. Once she got to the tease it slowed down and took her time. She gotten better at it too. Started seeing kk more as I liked her tease better and she was a bit younger and cuter. Mia more open with boobs though and now the tease just as good as kk she might be back to number 1. After a nice long tease that almost finished me off we flipped and she allowed access to the girls and her long ass nipples. Breasts super soft and lots of fondling. Asked if she could do a little Russian and she giggled and was like ok. First time actually had a AMP girl allow that (granted I don't always ask but had a good vibe going that night and she remembered me from the last time allegedly, I am sure a lie as it has been months since I saw her. Anyway I didn't get to finish Russian but was a very good ending and she wouldn't stop until I had to grab her arm and she was laughing at seeing how I squirmed. Cleaned up tipped her $55 as I said she could keep the change from the door fee too. If anybody bitches to me about overtippong because it wasn't $40 look I usually tip just $40 when that is what the service merits but she went beyond jackhammer service and earned it. I know others have claimed to get more from her but I never tried so can't say if that yes or no.