Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Kingdong;2492197]Tried to see what all the ANA talk was about. I called and THOUGHT I set up an appointment for 330. When I got there MMS takes me to the RIGHT curtain (knew something was up) MMS comes back there and says ANNA busy. "you choose girl" she gives me the names and I chose Maggie or some shyt. She comes in watches me undress (oh yeah older creepy chick) She has me lay on my back and right away starts stroking the boys. As I am getting hard she keeps trying to kiss me on the lips. Totally grossing me out (huge turn off). Finally got her to stop kissing me closed my eyes thought about something else LOL. Anyhow didn't get to meet ANNA. Totally disappointed.[/QUOTE]Sounds like you got Mandy. Anna was gettin' busy in the private room so you got sent to the twin curtained rooms. This shop really sucks now. You make an appointment and you get shuttled off to the curtained room and given another provider. I wouldn't feel too bad about Mandy. Anna is not much better than Mandy. MMS is getting real greedy.

[QUOTE=JetSkiRulz;2427067]Two places I recommend for waxing or shaving.

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She's a little older than her pics. During the whole process she never lets go of junior. She holds him, pets him and at the end takes care of him.
[/QUOTE]I visited Queen Latin. First time waxing my back. It hurt like a *****.

It's out of an apt and there was another guy and girl who seems to live there. Wasn't impressed but not too bad. I spnent about $ for massage / wax.

I don't know what in the world everyone is talking about. Anna is absolutely disgusting. Terrible on looks like everyone said. MMS said 35 for hr. But only charged me 20. Got Anna. She led me into the curtained room. I stripped, she came back in and greeted me. She told me to lie on my back. Stroked junior and then started to go to town on him. Ball licking, rim job, and BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy giving the rim job very much. Kept looking up to see my reaction. She tried to kiss me a few times, which was a huge turn off. She went back to BBBJ lots of slurping. She offered BBFS but no way I could do it bc she smelled of moth-balls. She also laughed like a special ed kid, which also didn't help. Eventually blew my load and she swallowed it. Then she tried to wash me with that water and I wasnt havin it. Tipped her $20 and bounced. She hugged and again tried to kiss. But all I could smell was rimjob. Yuck. Would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Monger0;2496675]I don't know what in the world everyone is talking about. Anna is absolutely disgusting. Terrible on looks like everyone said. MMS said 35 for hr. But only charged me 20. Got Anna. She led me into the curtained room. I stripped, she came back in and greeted me. She told me to lie on my back. Stroked junior and then started to go to town on him. Ball licking, rim job, and BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy giving the rim job very much. Kept looking up to see my reaction. She tried to kiss me a few times, which was a huge turn off. She went back to BBBJ lots of slurping. She offered BBFS but no way I could do it bc she smelled of moth-balls. She also laughed like a special ed kid, which also didn't help. Eventually blew my load and she swallowed it. Then she tried to wash me with that water and I wasnt havin it. Tipped her $20 and bounced. She hugged and again tried to kiss. But all I could smell was rimjob. Yuck. Would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Monger0,

You just had a cookie-cutter experience that all of us had. Yes, I believe most of us reported the very same turn-offs you have. What everyone is raving about, is Anna's enthusiasm. She gives a handy, rims, CIM, FS, multiple pops, and tells you "I like this". Were it a half-cute chick, this would be a goldmine. Your GILF normally doesn't give you this all-in-one package.

"she smelled of moth-balls" - so true and too funny!

Same here. I have no desire to do a repeat.

BTW, I reiterate (also from my OP), how often is that water changed?

[QUOTE=BrockLanderz;2498537]Monger0,

You just had a cookie-cutter experience that all of us had. Yes, I believe most of us reported the very same turn-offs you have. What everyone is raving about, is Anna's enthusiasm. She gives a handy, rims, CIM, FS, multiple pops, and tells you "I like this". Were it a half-cute chick, this would be a goldmine. Your GILF normally doesn't give you this all-in-one package.

"she smelled of moth-balls" - so true and too funny!

Same here. I have no desire to do a repeat.

BTW, I reiterate (also from my OP), how often is that water changed?[/QUOTE]Makes me laugh, for a year nobody posts about a cheap good BJ. Doesn't matter looks just a cheap good BJ. Then one pops up and some guys are picky? Too funny, lets see when you post about a 40 $ that's not a dude. Just saying, don't be so picky. I now some hotties for 140 that do a good BJ and they are 20 and pretty hot. But everyone knows where to find those. Lets get back on track and thank the lord for cheap bjs that you can go and get 3 times a week after lunch.

[QUOTE=Monger0;2496675]I don't know what in the world everyone is talking about. Anna is absolutely disgusting. Terrible on looks like everyone said. MMS said 35 for hr. But only charged me 20. Got Anna. She led me into the curtained room. I stripped, she came back in and greeted me. She told me to lie on my back. Stroked junior and then started to go to town on him. Ball licking, rim job, and BBBJ. She seemed to enjoy giving the rim job very much. Kept looking up to see my reaction. She tried to kiss me a few times, which was a huge turn off. She went back to BBBJ lots of slurping. She offered BBFS but no way I could do it bc she smelled of moth-balls. She also laughed like a special ed kid, which also didn't help. Eventually blew my load and she swallowed it. Then she tried to wash me with that water and I wasnt havin it. Tipped her $20 and bounced. She hugged and again tried to kiss. But all I could smell was rimjob. Yuck. Would not repeat.[/QUOTE]Essentially you are saying that you got pretty much what was expected. An older unattractive woman who performed a desired task with enthusiasm. Then once you had accomplished what you came for, you "tipped" her twenty bucks and left.

Now looking at the history, all agree that this is a bargain spot, that most people drop 40 bucks if not more for the services. You happily post that you short changed the provider because, surprise of surprise, she was the old unattractive woman which was no shock. Oh, and she laughed "like a special ed kid", and tried to kiss you, which was a huge turn-off. But obviously not a turn-off enough for you to not finish!

This puts future mongers at a disadvantage because this type of thing will cause them to start negotiating and demanding payment before. Then you will be back posting that some individual wanted the money first, you weren't doing that so you left and won't ever repeat. What I want to know is where are the gung-ho mongers who always jump to scream and shout when someone, in their opinion, overtips and ruins it for everyone else. You all truly have nothing to say about someone blatantly undertipping? While I have never been to this place, probably never will be, who's to say this guy didn't legitimately ruin it for everyone?

[QUOTE=Chrisj321;2500270] But obviously not a turn-off enough for you to not finish!

[/QUOTE]Wow. Just wow.

I stood up and clapped for 5 minutes after reading that.

CHURCH!

[QUOTE=Chrisj321;2500270]Essentially you are saying that you got pretty much what was expected. An older unattractive woman who performed a desired task with enthusiasm. Then once you had accomplished what you came for, you "tipped" her twenty bucks and left.

Now looking at the history, all agree that this is a bargain spot, that most people drop 40 bucks if not more for the services. You happily post that you short changed the provider because, surprise of surprise, she was the old unattractive woman which was no shock. Oh, and she laughed "like a special ed kid", and tried to kiss you, which was a huge turn-off. But obviously not a turn-off enough for you to not finish!

This puts future mongers at a disadvantage because this type of thing will cause them to start negotiating and demanding payment before. Then you will be back posting that some individual wanted the money first, you weren't doing that so you left and won't ever repeat. What I want to know is where are the gung-ho mongers who always jump to scream and shout when someone, in their opinion, overtips and ruins it for everyone else. You all truly have nothing to say about someone blatantly undertipping? While I have never been to this place, probably never will be, who's to say this guy didn't legitimately ruin it for everyone?[/QUOTE]Well said. Everyone knows what she looks like so they can choose for themselves whether to be serviced by her or not so using that as an excuse to cheap out on the tip is not cool.

Wasnt going to read the conversation but glad I did, good lecturing gentlemen.

Went to Darling next to 7-11 in Stanton I believe. Paid. 60 for an hour and they advertise table showers for the hour. So I went into a room that was already set up with a table and shower in one. I stripped down and laid uncovered and then Tammy comes in. She's a little on the thicker side and maybe 6/7 looks wise. She starts massaging which was an alright massage. I tend to like more pressure but it was still enjoyable. She then positioned herself in front of my head while massaging my back and that's when I started a little of my touching. She was wearing a 1 piece skirt / dress like Kelly Bundy. After some light teasing from behind she asks me to flip. As soon as I flip she asks what I want and I ask her what's available. She says everything but I was really just looking for a handy. She asks how much and I say. 40 but then we settled on. 50 that I had left in my wallet. She starts off slow and does a lot of ball massaging and the undercarriage as well. She allows me to roam and I grab her ass under her skirt. I realize she isn't wearing any panties and then she pulls them up more to reveal a nice trimmed kitty. Let's me rub and get her moist as well. She's got a great ass. It's super firm and round. She's also go a nice rack as well but I was preoccupied with her tang and her ass. She finishes me up then starts the shower and gets me all cleaned up. Before I leave she tells me if I want a HJ I should just do the half hour. I think she prefers to have an hour and go FS to make more money. Either way it was a good experience but not sure if I would return. Maybe to see who else is on the rotation or if I wanted to go FS.

-Woodyee.

[QUOTE=WoodYee;2501722]Went to Darling next to 7-11 in Stanton I believe. Paid. 60 for an hour and they advertise table showers for the hour. So I went into a room that was already set up with a table and shower in one. I stripped down and laid uncovered and then Tammy comes in. She's a little on the thicker side and maybe 6/7 looks wise. She starts massaging which was an alright massage. I tend to like more pressure but it was still enjoyable. She then positioned herself in front of my head while massaging my back and that's when I started a little of my touching. She was wearing a 1 piece skirt / dress like Kelly Bundy. After some light teasing from behind she asks me to flip. As soon as I flip she asks what I want and I ask her what's available. She says everything but I was really just looking for a handy. She asks how much and I say. 40 but then we settled on. 50 that I had left in my wallet. She starts off slow and does a lot of ball massaging and the undercarriage as well. She allows me to roam and I grab her ass under her skirt. I realize she isn't wearing any panties and then she pulls them up more to reveal a nice trimmed kitty. Let's me rub and get her moist as well. She's got a great ass. It's super firm and round. She's also go a nice rack as well but I was preoccupied with her tang and her ass. She finishes me up then starts the shower and gets me all cleaned up. Before I leave she tells me if I want a HJ I should just do the half hour. I think she prefers to have an hour and go FS to make more money. Either way it was a good experience but not sure if I would return. Maybe to see who else is on the rotation or if I wanted to go FS.

-Woodyee.[/QUOTE]How old was your provider there? There's some cute 25-35 yo Viets nearby at Serenity. Cute girls, decent massage, nice finish. $50-60 tip.

[QUOTE=Import;2502398]How old was your provider there? There's some cute 25-35 yo Viets nearby at Serenity. Cute girls, decent massage, nice finish. $50-60 tip.[/QUOTE]She was probably early 30's if I had to guess. I'll have to check out Serenity. Haven't ever been there but wondered about mileage there. I'll make it a point to stop by in the near future.

-Woodyee.

[QUOTE=Import;2502398]How old was your provider there? There's some cute 25-35 yo Viets nearby at Serenity. Cute girls, decent massage, nice finish. $50-60 tip.[/QUOTE]Went here about 6 mos ago and got Rose who's a short V girl about 34 or 35, about a 6 on looks. Wanted $100 for naked HJ so I told her no. Finally came down to $80 so I just went with it since I was already there. Kinda high compared to other girls so you gents should watch out for this one.

[QUOTE=Quinby1;2503591]Went here about 6 mos ago and got Rose who's a short V girl about 34 or 35, about a 6 on looks. Wanted $100 for naked HJ so I told her no. Finally came down to $80 so I just went with it since I was already there. Kinda high compared to other girls so you gents should watch out for this one.[/QUOTE]I have had good experiences with Jennifer and Tina there. Also, they don't seem to mind sending in a different girl if the first girl available is not your type. So its okay to ask for a younger girl, or a thin one. They seem to be pretty chill there.

I thought I would pass along a few quick notes on some experiences I had a couple of months ago while trying to find a place in the OC that has hot, young, and slim latinas who love FS. It's been hard for me to find latinas in the MPs who are slim and still nicely curvy. The majority I have seen are thickly built with very large T & A and are often too chubby for my tastes. Nevertheless, I did find some hotties worth repeating, even if they didn't quite fit my preferred "type".

Emp Bellas (GG) -- Only went here once, but had a very good time with Eva (not sure about spelling, but it's pronounced "Ay-Vah") She's around 30, about 5' tall, with long, light brown hair and a pretty face (solid 8). Even though she is thickly built with huge fake DDs and ample posterior, I found her body to be nice and fit and attractive. I would give her body a 7, though I am sure those of you who like thick latinas would give her body a solid 9. She was pleasant and got right down to business -- CBJ, lots of tittie play, lots of unrushed DATY (fun playing with her rather large labia), multiple positions (CG, MISH, DS). Can't complain with the damage, either -- $50 + $100.

See&see (GG / Anaheim) -- All the girls I saw (Tammy, Lola, Linda) are probably in their early 30's and, happily for me, all fairly slim. Tammy is probably the best looking, but my favorite is probably Lola. She's the rare thin latina and fairly petite (maybe about 5'3") with fake the-cups. I think she's overall very sexy, and I especially liked the way she talked with a sexy accent. She gave a really good, and extensive, CBJ and allowed a lot of tittie play. While her menu was otherwise limited, the experience was nevertheless top notch. We basically spent about 10 minutes in CG, which usually doesn't get me that excited. But she was a whirlwind of passion. She engaged in a lot of great dirty talk, saying shit like, "I love the feel of your cock inside of me. Give me all of your cock. I LOVE it!" We were going at it so hard that the bed was bouncing too and making a pretty huge racket. There's a restaurant next door, and I wonder if some diners could hear the commotion. When I finally I popped we both collapsed onto each other. This was easily one of the most vigorous sessions I've ever had at an AMP. Usual damage: $50 + $100.

Holistic (Anaheim) -- I went on a Wednesday and saw Julie. She's young, probably mid / late 20's, short (she said she's 5' even), and decent looking with shoulder-length brown hair -- cute face (7), thick curvy body (6) -- natural see-cups, meaty, big hips and ass. She's not fat and has some muscle tone on her legs. She gave a decent CBJ and allowed some modest FIV during the action. In fact, she really let me do what I pleased, including lots of tittle play and DATY. The DATY was probably the highlight. She really got into it, came at least once, and let me take my time. We did multiple positions -- RCG, MISH, DS -- and she really had a good attitude and response during the action. Though she's not quite as hot as I was expecting based on a previous review, I definitely recommend her. Damage like the others: $50 + $100.