Massage Parlor Reports

They bait & switched at 3103 a few months ago and after I was noticeably annoyed got a txt from same number pushing this sketchy ass Junezilla location. Same m. O. Where they txt you beauties and deliver beasts. Avoid these CFG a-holes like the plague they are. Someone ought to compile a parody ad using "Aromatherapy courtesy of Stale Chinese Food and Wet Feet" as their tagline haha.

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6720810]Smells like a mixture of Chinese foot and wet feet. Two chubby grannies who tried way too hard to get me to stay. Hard pass.[/QUOTE].

[QUOTE=BimForFun;6722002]Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.[/QUOTE]Well I ended up at VIP. Didn't get the name, dark hair and big tits, prolly 50, not chubby but not thin either. Not very playful during the table shower which was a bad sign. She did scrub my ass really well, but no PM or even body slide, kept her dress on the whole time. On to the room, ho hum massage, flip CBJ and cfs.

When did the north end go all covered? I won't be back to VIP. I did get a Christmas present, gave me this as I was dressing. It won't be part of my desk set at home! VIP monogramed pen and flashlight.

[QUOTE=BimForFun;6722002]Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.[/QUOTE]I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).

From what I've read about it, better prices and quality.

[QUOTE=BimForFun;6722002]Anyone have info on the lineup at the north end places, ET, VIP, Kings, Sun?

I like 40's and slim, not 60's and chubby.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MichaelT87;6722406]I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).[/QUOTE]I don't know if she is there right now, I know she seemed to take a lot of "vacations". But when she is there, she is a really good time!

[QUOTE=TocyBrawler;6716908]Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).

Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.[/QUOTE]Visited that place on Avondale. Also was with a girl in 35-45 range.

First, there was a Chinese dude hanging out in the kitchen. I should have left when I seen him from the parking lot.

Her massage skills are zero, after few minutes I stopped her because it was so bad. She said $100 for handy. I just laughed and told her to be reasonable, said that $50 or no go.

She agreed, but when I was almost there she suddenly stopped and said I need to giver her more money. That was an asshole move. Told her to keep going which she did, but that completely ruined the mood.

If it's not clear, I'm not coming back and won't recommend that place.

[QUOTE=TeaBitch6;6674604]Which should I visit today?[/QUOTE]Pepsi!

She is a hot gramma.

[QUOTE=MichaelT87;6722406]I'm curious to know if Michelle is still at VIP. (Michelle formely of ET).[/QUOTE]She was there last time I checked 3 weeks ago.

You can always call them and ask if Michelle is available.

There was something about the bed page ads for Sunshine Spa / Sky Spa that got my attention. There are a couple of Sunshine Spas and sometimes this one is called Sky Spa. This is the one on 112th SE. In Everett. There were enough unique details about the girls that it got me curious, maybe it's real. [URL]https://us-everett.bedpage.com/bodyrubs/615-112th-st-se-everett-wa/23130836.html[/URL] The promise of choosing your girl is always appealing to me, so I decided to take a chance on a half hour session and see what happened.

The door opened and the hottest tiny Asian girl I've ever seen let me in. She had a school girl dress on. I drew Sandy who is 5' tall and according to the ad, 88 lbs, 22 years old, and from Hong Kong. No granny here, she's definitely 22 or less. My brain turned off as soon as I saw her and I had no interest in asking about the lineup. Massage was okay, she did a lot of back walking which was fun.

On the flip we had a good covered time. The ads promise BBJTC, DFK, and 69. I play all safe, so these items and more may be available, but I didn't ask. She was agreeable to doing whatever I asked for, but she wasn't into it. I'm old and fat, so maybe that was a factor. If you are looking for GFE, I don't think you are going to get it from Sandy. But if you are looking to deal with some hot Asian school girl fantasies and don't mind her being passive, this is your girl.

The "spa" is a dump. Tiny "rooms" with walls that don't reach the ceiling. The location is in a small strip mall. It feels moderately safe considering some of the South Everett options.

I paid $50 for a half hour and $140 tip. When looking the ad up for this post, I saw the $140 special. I didn't know about the special, so I'm not sure what's the deal with that.

Even better in pitch blackness 👨8205;129455;.

[QUOTE=BbKingg;6723594]Pepsi!

She is a hot gramma.[/QUOTE]

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Business must be slow, another obvious false report. I went there once quite a while back and was greeted by an angry looking granny with glasses with a bad attitude, never went back. There is another new place in Marysville across from Value Village, I still don't see how the area can support so many AMPs?

Solid massage from Amy. Probably late 30's early 40's, nice body. Started sitting on my back for the massage which was neat. Very good teasing and did this thing where she pressed against my perineum which I haven't experienced before. Point six for tip, she threw a slight fuss and she tried to upsell for B2B it seems but nonetheless did a great normal HE and did a head massage after the cleanup.

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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

Why do you waste my time like this? It's very hard for us to pick out fake reviews, we rely on people to report them. When you quote them then I have to search the thread and find yours as well.

I know you thought you were being cute but the pimps who write these reports know that at least one of you guys will quote it and then it's still here and some idiot will fall for it.

Use the report post button.

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Was at Mid Roosevelt earlier, got undressed and was ready to start when I guess another monger came in. She tried to say come back in 30 minutes (the amount of time I had requested) as she was the only provider at the moment, and I believe she was using a translator app, but the other guy kept saying "no" to everything she was saying. She came back and told me sorry, come back in an hour because the other customer wouldn't leave.

Outside of having an appt scheduled this is disgusting behavior. If this was any one of you piss off next time, really dick move and really rude to the MT.