Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=VerySlowly;2030454]Regarding Luxsa, Natasha doesn't own it, she is the "Girlfriend" of one of the four hispanic men that own it. They make (require) the girls to go as a group to the downtown clubs and pass out business cards, they generally "pre-oil" the girls before the marketing trip so that they are loosened up before they hit the clubs.

As you can imagine not many girls are thrilled with this chore, one told me she felt like a streetwalker in really nice clothing with a cocktail in her hand. She is no longer there.

Understand I've never been to Luxsa nor will I ever go there, not my thing. I'm not an AMP or a Brothel guy, I've been to both in my long hobbling career and I prefer independent providers. I understand the need for all type of experiences and having tried the various venues but eventually you gravitate towards the one that leaves you most satisfied the majority of the time. Much like restaurants.

I would like to make a statement, Brothel or AMP owners know exactly what every girl in their employ is doing or not doing and if they don't they won't last long, LE will nail their ass to the wall.

As was previously stated there are thousands of guys who know nothing about the boards and as a result crappy AMPs and brothels and independents continue to flourish and all we can do is try to keep our brotherhood informed with the best and most truthful way we can.

We can't delude ourselves that everything we read on a board is even close to the truth but over time members get a sense as to who to believe and make decisions accordingly.

As the bible says you have to "separate the wheat from the chaff".

VS.[/QUOTE]PM me if you want to know the owners of Luxsa, their GFs, BFs, girls who work there, the clubs they go to and clubs owners. You must have a legit reason though to ask for the info.

Gentlemen,

My apologies to those of you who sent me PM's. I have received a few dozen PM's over the past several days. Those of you who know me know that I always respond to my PM's as quickly as I can. Unfortunately, I have been out hobbying and have been delinquent in responding to you. However, I have read all of the PM's I have received. I will answer them in the next day or so.

Thanks,

JaguarXF

[QUOTE=LawDog17;2029589] .6 for the hour at the door. $.40 in the room for total nude rub. Nikki was nice young girl with a broken or jammed finger so I got a one armed rub. Despite one arm she tried to give a good one, it just sucked because it ws one-armed. She hadn't shaved her legs in about a week or so and the stubble was high and prickley. She seemed to enjoy my roaming and was content on giving me a very happy ending. She has long and wavey hair that drapes down on you and when she tugs her face gets ever so close to the soldier. A little Russian on her very small topside and eventually, boom -- she walked out with a new hair conditioner, high in protein. Nikki was a sweet girl who seemed to try hard but she needs to shave the legs and learn a little more about customer service. She is nice and pretty. Not sure I would repeat with her.[/QUOTE]LawDog. You must have been watching my session on hidden camera! Virtually identical experience with Nikki, except your rate ironically was better than Luxsa's quoted flat rate for USASG members. Not a very good business practice when they won't even honor the hour!

Gentlemen,

I reviewed this oversexed MILF several months ago. She is fucking hot in every way imaginable. Stunningly beautiful, IMHO. Menu is open. Prepare to spend good Jag coin. But she is worth every penny. Another gent here saw her per my review / recommendation and he was VERY satisfied as well. The only problem is that she is in Melbourne. But, again, Jen is worth the trip. Marika (Jen's former partner) is out and Jen has brought in two new gals.

JaguarXF.

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Sad to report it looks like Sun Spa in Oakland on Tubb St has closed. This was a great budget AMP where you could get a good back walk, and full service including tossed salad. This place and the AMP on mills were both reliable, and low priced.

So my SW attempts have driedup the last few days so I decided to go to my cherry popper, windsong massage in apopka. I know my Greek living Jane has been gone for a while but I thought maybe some talent has cum thru. I guess Ellen is there now. Ellen is by no way a looker but I kept my eyes closed and imagined an ATF and those hands and mouth worked wonders. Topless dream with a thorough headache relief. If you can settle for less than preferred, I recommend.

Gentlemen and Admin.

The Jag just wanted to take this opportunity to express my most sincere and deepest (yes, balls deep) thanks to my venerable brothers for your encouragement, advice and support during my six months on the Board. I also wanted to express my special thanks to the Administrator for reading through my grandiloquent, loquacious and sometimes pontificating reviews of the lovely and sexy providers of Orlando / Tampa / Palm Coast and Brevard County. I always try to adhere to the rules of the Forum and requite myself accordingly. I have been very careful to respect and appreciate the great contributions of my fellow Board brothers. Respect and consideration is the cornerstone of a successful Forum. In addition, the Admin has been generously patient with me and extremely helpful in his guidance and sage advice during these past six months. And, again, I truly thank the Admin for all that he has done for me. It is most appreciated.

Over the past six months I have received nearly 3000 PM's from SM's, Regular Members and Newbies that have thanked me for my excellent reviews. True, I have received one or two PM's from guys that have placed me on their ignore list as well. I can't nor, do I try, to please everyone. I post my reviews and let the Board members decide. Nevertheless, the outpouring of thanks, well wishes and compliments from my brothers here on the Board, both publicly and via PM, has been humbling, indeed. I have received PM's from some of the most revered members of this Board. Those include, but, are not limited to: Old Pumper, Executive Talent, Barolo, Eelctri, Hawkeye (both versions), Original Sin, AcienTone, Montana77, SeXxes, Brevard Newbie, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, WhiskeySours, ILuvWomenII, OliverOil, PinoBoy, Very Slowly (VS), TheeGentleman, Gruglock, Cockalorum, Greens, SC1975, Quilino, TonyElianos, Ukieman, BackJack and ALL of my other awesome Board brothers that have expressed their appreciation for the hard work that I put into my reviews. The Jag is, after all, your humble and loyal servant who is beholden to the Board to write excellent, well written and informative reviews for the members to enjoy. I have been in this hobby for almost 12 years now and I feel so very fortunate that the Admin has established this Forum for me to share my experiences with all of you. I also wanted to thank the hundreds of providers who have allowed The Jag to fill their lusty and cock craving vaginas, faces, tits and assholes with my searing Jag seed. After all, without you gorgeous women, none of this would be possible. Hugs and kisses from The Jag to all my lovely ladies out there.

Finally, to all of my excellent Brothers: The Jag pledges his abiding and solemn affirmation to continue to be a productive and contributing member of this esteemed Board for as long as I am in this cock teasing, ball draining, vag stretching, orgasm inducing hobby of ours.

Sincerely, your humble servant.

JaguarXF.

[QUOTE=TheeeGentleman;2031016]Sad to report it looks like Sun Spa in Oakland on Tubb St has closed. This was a great budget AMP where you could get a good back walk, and full service including tossed salad. This place and the AMP on mills were both reliable, and low priced.[/QUOTE][URL]http://m.wesh.com/news/mbi-shuts-down-orlando-spa-that-sits-between-two-churches-accused-of-selling-sex/24864570[/URL]

Has anyone seen Paula lately? Would you please PM with your experience, please? Is she doing incalls or outcalls? Thanks.

Gentlemen,

Recently I had the pleasure of fucking a few gals at two well known Rub Spas. Due to the fact that these gals rarely, if ever, do 4 handed rubs, I must limit my review to just the basics and ask anyone who is interested to, please, send me a PM for more information. If I mention the gals' names or the Rub place, then, it will blow my cover. I can't have that.

I had a seriously ball draining threesome with two extremely horny Latinas that was, indeed, legendary. These two beautiful Latina ladies fucked, sucked, licked, caressed, rubbed and orgasmed until we were all totally fucked out. The gals ended up in a 69 as I was fucking one of them doggie. I ended up pulling out of her and shot my ejaculate all over her spread open asshole, ass cheeks and on her co-workers' lovely Latina face. Warm ejaculate was oozing down her ass and "split" while her friend was eating her pussy and cleaning up my semen. She then took my convulsing and withering prick into her mouth and gently nursed on it until she sucked out every last drop. This experience was truly amazing, memorable and well worth the coin. I went back and fucked the "hotter" of those two Latinas a few days later. This was NOT at PAS for those of you who were curious. LOL.

The other threesome fuck fest involved myself, an American provider and Samoan / Polynesian gal at another well know Rub Spa. In brief, I fucked the American gal doggie style over the massage table while the other gal "assisted" with some serious DATY and BBBL. Another explosive finish on the American gals co-ed ass cheeks and in her asshole and I was left thoroughly exhausted.

JaguarXF.

Gentlemen,

I know I was going to write a ball draining review of the searing, molten, smoldering sex kitten and vivacious Honey. For those of you who have been waiting for that review, please, accept my apologies. I have decided to hold that review under "advisement", if you will, pending some issues with the MBS management.

Until then, please refer back to my original review of Honey from three months or so ago. Also, I believe brother TPhresh reviewed her a few weeks ago. Both reviews should be enough to let you guys know that Honey is a lovely and sexy Rub gal. To be clear, however, No FS is anywhere on her menu. Nor is BBBL, BBCL, DATY or anything else. Her rules are very strict. But, she does do an incredible and sexy nude BTB rub. She has already developed a fairly decent number of repeat clients at MBS.

I saw Cheyenne recently as well. VERY recently. She looks hotter than ever and her "lips" are looking even "puffier" and more fuckable than ever!

However, as is The Jag's policy, I will wait a few more days until I post my review of her. And no, it will not be a fucking "poem" like my Christmas Poem about her. LOL.

JaguarXF.

Had a chance to experience a little dream trip to Candyland the other day. Was on her side of town the other day and called on short notice and she squeezed me in. Candy is well-known and lived up to her rep as being super-sweet. Only had time for a half-hour but it was 30 minutes of fun. The rub was nothing to right home about but I am sure if I had more time she would have accomodated. She has a fun attitude and is very accomodating. Got there and got comfy, she got comfy too. You can tell she really cares about making you feel good. On the flip, she did a great job taking all of my candy cane deep into the back of her throat (always a cool skill that never gets old). After a while, we saw fireworks and I left very happy. .5 for hh and flipped a tip of the same for the effort. It was a fun time. She is not a clock watcher or an upsell queen. Candy looks like her pics (a little less tan at moment- she is not a spring chicken but in good shape, she smokes but doesn't smell of it, so if this type of gal is in your wheelhouse go see her. I don't think you can go wrong with her positive attitude. I am sure there is more on the menu. She has other great skills not mentioned here but if effort and enthusiasm matter to you she is a good team player. YMMV, have fun.

I still believe in Magic. The former Island Therapy which is now Magic in Altamonte Springs (or is it the other way, I can never remember). This is an AMP. Former home of Jeanne and cici. Happened to be in area the other day and was actually trying for a real massage but some of my usual suspects were MIA. So onto the Magic trick. Popped in and rolled up to door where I was greated by Mona (pronounce MOAN-A), I can't make this up as my vocab and imagination are not nearly as good as Jags. Nice build and fairly young (guess late 20's early 30's), pretty face, AMP scale 8.5/10, body looked like she had played sports maybe gymnastic or soccer as her quads were developed nicely and she had a good butt. Pretty face, smile and hair. Standard .8 for hour, great table shower. Fun began right away. Good connection. After a little rub on back and legs, she quickly moved on top of my back andgot comfortable. On the flip the room was hot so she made herself more comfortable exposing real pretty boobs that were be's at best. Flipped around for some 69 which is where Mona earned her name. Some Russian and BBBJ with some HJ and finally a nice pearl necklace. Sweet ass on this great gal. Loads of fun. Oh after the finish she did a great job of stretching legs and lower back which was really nice and made up for the average massage. Great attitude. She is a keeper for sure. Treat her nice boys. As always YMMV. As I was leaving ran into to a couple of other girls who worked there and they seemed real pretty too. I would say the looks factor is up. Language was not so great but attitude made up for what was lost in translation. Left her .5 for tip and she made a face like she wanted more but was happy (they always want more). Never a bad time at the Magic Shop! Have Fun. -- Dog.

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;2032172]Gentlemen and Admin.

The Jag just wanted to take this opportunity to express my most sincere and deepest (yes, balls deep) thanks to my venerable brothers for your encouragement, advice and support during my six months on the Board. I also wanted to express my special thanks to the Administrator for reading through my grandiloquent, loquacious and sometimes pontificating reviews of the lovely and sexy providers of Orlando / Tampa / Palm Coast and Brevard County. I always try to adhere to the rules of the Forum and requite myself accordingly. I have been very careful to respect and appreciate the great contributions of my fellow Board brothers. Respect and consideration is the cornerstone of a successful Forum. In addition, the Admin has been generously patient with me and extremely helpful in his guidance and sage advice during these past six months. And, again, I truly thank the Admin for all that he has done for me. It is most appreciated.

Over the past six months I have received nearly 3000 PM's from SM's, Regular Members and Newbies that have thanked me for my excellent reviews. True, I have received one or two PM's from guys that have placed me on their ignore list as well. I can't nor, do I try, to please everyone. I post my reviews and let the Board members decide. Nevertheless, the outpouring of thanks, well wishes and compliments from my brothers here on the Board, both publicly and via PM, has been humbling, indeed. I have received PM's from some of the most revered members of this Board. Those include, but, are not limited to: Old Pumper, Executive Talent, Barolo, Eelctri, Hawkeye (both versions), Original Sin, AcienTone, Montana77, SeXxes, Brevard Newbie, DonaldWicker, TexCobb, WhiskeySours, ILuvWomenII, OliverOil, PinoBoy, Very Slowly (VS), TheeGentleman, Gruglock, Cockalorum, Greens, SC1975, Quilino, TonyElianos, Ukieman, BackJack and ALL of my other awesome Board brothers that have expressed their appreciation for the hard work that I put into my reviews. The Jag is, after all, your humble and loyal servant who is beholden to the Board to write excellent, well written and informative reviews for the members to enjoy. I have been in this hobby for almost 12 years now and I feel so very fortunate that the Admin has established this Forum for me to share my experiences with all of you. I also wanted to thank the hundreds of providers who have allowed The Jag to fill their lusty and cock craving vaginas, faces, tits and assholes with my searing Jag seed. After all, without you gorgeous women, none of this would be possible. Hugs and kisses from The Jag to all my lovely ladies out there.

Finally, to all of my excellent Brothers: The Jag pledges his abiding and solemn affirmation to continue to be a productive and contributing member of this esteemed Board for as long as I am in this cock teasing, ball draining, vag stretching, orgasm inducing hobby of ours.

Sincerely, your humble servant.

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Jag,

Congratulations on becoming a SM.

Your reviews and advice are always interesting and useful.

Stay active, safe and happy.

Pic Mike.

Ah, Ocean Spa...I only got to visit once, but it was grand. I knew the quality was not up to OS standards, but I gave the new management a try tonight. Drew "Ah-Mei": Chinese, late 30's or so, decent natural see cups,. Didn't have time for an hour, so got the 30 min with a ts. Shower was fun, right to the boys after the flip. Could tell she was having fun, which is a plus even if they're faking it. So so massage, and a very enthusiastic topless HE at the end. Probably won't repeat as they charge separately for the TS. Total damage .75+.40.