Massage Parlor Reports

Location: [URL]https://everett.bedpage.com/Escorts/1337-state-avenue-unit-a/23124031.html[/URL].

Parking lot was clear, walked in and was greeted by tiny Diana. Diana stands at about 5'3" tall; you will instantly recognize her ideal spinner body with her perfectly thin body. There's no fat on this girl LOL; long brown hair; small to medium oval sized flat face; tiny facial features; small lips; big eyes; she has really nice size C breasts that complement her frame perfectly; she has perfect medium sized nipples and are pillow soft; she has the body of a teenager basically; and she has a small butt as you would expect on a skinny girl. Diana is your quintessential spinner and you can manipulate her to your heart's content.

Had a quick massage. I kind of rushed it as I wanted to unwrap this tiny spinner and get as much naked time with her as possible. She obliged and removed her tiny top and short skirt to reveal a really nice set of CS. She had me go back down for a tit rub followed by some TUMA (must be a new thing here). She had me flip then some high quality BBBJ while I played with her rack and tiny ass.

Motioned her it was time, so she grabbed the Hat, applied it in a single unroll for a CBJ (girl got skills). Diana lubed up and rode me for a bit CG then had me get on top for some Mish. She was having a hard time taking it all in (bottoming out), so she had me flip back over and asked the magic question "can you cum in my mouth? Hell ya! She worked that BBBJ until I finally blew in her mouth, she spit out into some tissues & then quickly cleaned me up as time was almost up.

If you like 'them tiny, Diana's the girl to see!

The first pic in the ad was generated by AI.

[QUOTE=AsianAmor;6712112]The first pic in the ad was generated by AI.[/QUOTE]I highly doubt any of the girls in that ad work there.

CFG {Chinese Fuckery Group} is the label for these type of spa owners who habitually promise 'young hot beautiful girls' while delivering auntie / grannie cold garbage.

[QUOTE=Seattleik;6713368]Looks like the owners are now doing their pay bs reviews over here from rubmaps, we will have more fake review like this so hobbyist proceed with caution when go to the shop and not finding the girl there.[/QUOTE]

Same thing is happening in the Tac / FedWay massage section: spa owners are posting fake reviews. Here's what to look out for:

1) Low post count. It's important for us to report them and get them banned early, before their post count can rise to look more legit.

2) Low quality post history. They either only post reviews of amazing girls and / or pointless replies that add nothing to a convo.

3) Fuzzy on the money. Review doesn't mention money other than the house fee. They want people coming in with as little info as possible.

4) Incorrect details. They mention girls who are long gone and / or other details that don't apply to the AMP in question, like mentioning a couch at a spa where no rooms have couches, etc. Often also takes the form of wild exaggeration, such as the provider climaxing from the back of the clients hand rubbing her (I wish I was making that up).

5) Usually include the address and/or a link to an ad. Of course, this could also just be a helpful member. But if a shill account checks the top four boxes, its probably gonna also include this one.

6) The review sounds like its written by ChatGPT because it is. Run on sentences, slightly awkward metaphors. The English doesn’t sound like a non-native speaker but it also doesnt sound QUITE right. Often the paragraphs are missing because it’s copy and pasted not authored on this site. If you have any experience reading AI-authored copy, youll know what Im talking about.

Let's report every post so Admin can ID and ban these fools before their post counts make it easier to hide. Ive reported two that arent far below this post. Please do the same when you find these posts here. They match all six checklist items.

[blue]THEN WHY AREN'T YOU DOING THIS INSTEAD OF CONSTANTLY QUOTING THEM AND REPRINTING THEIR COPY?????

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[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]Fake. Reported as spam from shill account.

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The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

I have explained this to you before. STOP calling out shills like this. Because of the way advertising and engagement works on the internet the ONLY thing you are doing by quoting them is helping them gain traction. If you can see it's a shill everybody can. I don't want to have to put you on moderation for this, stop doing it and start reporting the posts so we can deal with it and I don't have to go through the threads and clean up the dozen posts that have quoted theirs.

Because of the way we see the forum (only moderated posts in chronological order across all 35,000 threads, we don't look at individual threads) it's nearly impossible for us to pick up on shills. You don't have to show everybody how smart you are by pointing out what they can see themselves, you just need to report them and we will clean it up. Please stop creating extra work for us. If I have to tell you this again I will put you on moderation and then none of your posts will be visible until we clear them. I understand you think you're doing something good but you aren't, they know that somebody will do what you're doing and that their posts will be here as part of a quoted post after I delete the original. So for the last time, don't do this again, you are not helping.

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[QUOTE=HouseFriedRice;6710255]Saw QQ recently. Had to wait for her to finish with another monger, but at least there was a little space heater in the room to keep me warm.

Likes to chat while giving massage. Massage itself was ok, not great but she put the effort in. Giving the usual signs I think she had me flipping after about 15 minutes. She wanted to start me off with a CBJ, but I insisted on some DATY first. She's trimmed and tasted good, plenty responsive. She was gripping my arms and held my hands sometimes and was getting sweaty hands at some point, not sure if that meant she was getting more and more into it since I was eating her out for a good 10 minutes. I did notice that she's got some pretty beefy hands, I'm assuming that's from giving massages rather than the off chance that she's a TS because outside of that she's got a very feminine body with natural tits, but it does seem like she's had a fair amount of plastic surgery on her face. After DATY she proceeded to give me a good CBJ, I had to focus a little to not pop right there.

I entered her with ease in mish and she got into it. She did want me to pound her harder, but I didn't want to blow so fast so I took my time making sure to thrust toward her G spot. I was deciding if I wanted to go doggy or prone, but then pulled her up by the shoulders so that we sat facing each other. I fucked her sitting up and was still wondering if I could keep going, but then she started fucking me harder until I had to pop. She cleaned me up and then continued to give me a massage. Again she gets an A for effort, though I think she was pinching me with the space between her nails and her fingertips so it kind of hurt when she was massaging my neck, but the head / scalp massage was great. She kept doing this until the other MT asked if she was done, but she ended up giving me the full hr even though it was past closing time.

I think she is prob ~35 from the way her body felt (she's lean, but a bit flabby if that makes any sense). The plastic surgery on the face tightens it up, but I'm pretty sure she's a little older than her face suggests.

She's here until the end of the month and is a solid choice![/QUOTE]Does she eat ass?

[QUOTE=HungByNite;6713431]Had a hankering for some skilled Asian action, so I zeroed in on Eastern Wisdom Massage.
The vibe was chill and under the radar.
Even with her basic English, she was unexpectedly witty and flirty.
...her chest snug against mine.
Whether it was just a standard rub or BBJ, she was all in.
Maybe it was the hefty tip I left or something else, but her smile made leaving feel like a crime.[/QUOTE]I had no idea ChatGPT was a member here!

[QUOTE=GolphPro;6714707]Does she eat ass?[/QUOTE]Didn't ask.

Totally legit massage.

This place screams AMP with extras but when I got into the room there was a sign on the wall warning about no shenanegans.

The older lady was super my type. Thicker MILF looking lady. Honestly gave one of the best massages I've had in a while and even a little teasing but no extras at all. She was nice about it though. Wonder if this is new state of affairs with this place.

Anyone had any success here? I've been a few times and have gotten lots of teasing and even been uncovered during some sessions, but the place seems mostly legit. Just wondering if its a YMMV situation and it could happen eventually or if its all just a waste of time.

Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.

Asian ML speaks good English, she claims 33 years old (I guess maybe much older).

Good massage skills but only HJ available for. 6.

[QUOTE=DanteDog;6716800]Been around a while but haven't broken into th massage parlor scene. Currently moving to Des Moines and was wondering if there are any decent places that offer extras in that area. PM if you like.[/QUOTE]Federal Way to the south and Burien to the north are minutes from you and have what you want.