Escort Reports

When traveling in OH a couple of months ago, I called a provider from her EROS ad, and met up that evening for an incall at her hotel. I talked to her about coming to Indy since she's just a wanderer, and I see on BP that she's here now.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-asian-girl-the-perfect-spinner-new-in-indianapolis-24/3680214[/url]

I will say this. She's not really full GFE, as she doesn't like to kiss nor CIM. And her face is, well, I think some of you will find her as acceptable there, but no one will be raving.

But the body! Oh, man. Spinner? Think YummyBunny, only thinner. One of the few true spinners we'll get to this fine city. The pics of her body are legit, though her face is (conveniently) blurred.

Just thought I'd offer the suggestion to my buds here, as I had suggested she pay us a visit. I'll be trying to see her myself.

TA2

[QUOTE=Tonylove465]And to think, I always thought of you as my ATFH, AllTimeFavHobbyist.

I will always have time for you my friend.

I think HOW, you and I have a date don't we?[/QUOTE]

So we do my friend, so many changes happening here things will be different, but the board goes on with or without us. I guess it is good we got in a while back from the sounds of things. We always wonder, like our good buddy Lion, about newbies, and even more so when newbies post to each other, but all of that works out in time. TN, my ATFH, I see chimed in, and he does have a point doesn't he, kind of like that blind pigs kind of thing. By the way Nutt, got some stories to share about our other hobbies to share next time you are around, not much for this one though I am afraid. I got a couple of phone calls yesterday that make me understand Tonylove will be gone from the board, but far, far from dead I take it. You were a great source of hobby info and always willing to go tread where many fear to go and dug out good intel for many of us, the board will be worse for your loss. Now we will see who the next TL465 is out of all of the new blood showing up here, if they can get a date that is. I guess the really big question is will you get voted into the Hall, with some of the big names that left before, like T-B, LR, BB, GM and the others who made their bones and left their mark.

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]When traveling in OH a couple of months ago, I called a provider from her EROS ad, and met up that evening for an incall at her hotel. I talked to her about coming to Indy since she's just a wanderer, and I see on BP that she's here now.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-asian-girl-the-perfect-spinner-new-in-indianapolis-24/3680214[/url]

I will say this. She's not really full GFE, as she doesn't like to kiss nor CIM. And her face is, well, I think some of you will find her as acceptable there, but no one will be raving.

But the body! Oh, man. Spinner? Think YummyBunny, only thinner. One of the few true spinners we'll get to this fine city. The pics of her body are legit, though her face is (conveniently) blurred.

Just thought I'd offer the suggestion to my buds here, as I had suggested she pay us a visit. I'll be trying to see her myself.

TA2[/QUOTE]

Thanks TA, that's interesting. She's certainly light enough for me to lift and screw while standing up, one of my "bucket list" goals before I get too feeble.

Any idea how long she will be in town?

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Thanks TA, that's interesting. She's certainly light enough for me to lift and screw while standing up, one of my "bucket list" goals before I get too feeble.

Any idea how long she will be in town?[/QUOTE]

Her ad on the E site that is the same as the greek god of love says until the 23rd and apparently there are two of them and you can get a spinner for each hand.

Thanks TA2, she posts her friend is available too for duos, and the last two pics are her friend. I kinda like the friend more.

Sounds like April. She didn't like kissing much and was CBJ only. Great lay though.

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]When traveling in OH a couple of months ago, I called a provider from her EROS ad, and met up that evening for an incall at her hotel. I talked to her about coming to Indy since she's just a wanderer, and I see on BP that she's here now.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-asian-girl-the-perfect-spinner-new-in-indianapolis-24/3680214[/url]

I will say this. She's not really full GFE, as she doesn't like to kiss nor CIM. And her face is, well, I think some of you will find her as acceptable there, but no one will be raving.

But the body! Oh, man. Spinner? Think YummyBunny, only thinner. One of the few true spinners we'll get to this fine city. The pics of her body are legit, though her face is (conveniently) blurred.

Just thought I'd offer the suggestion to my buds here, as I had suggested she pay us a visit. I'll be trying to see her myself.

TA2[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Thanks TA, that's interesting. She's certainly light enough for me to lift and screw while standing up, one of my "bucket list" goals before I get too feeble.

Any idea how long she will be in town?[/QUOTE]She lists her dates there, a few days at least.

And for the standing up position, lol, she was not my first attempt at that, but definitely my first successful attempt. She's perfect for that, and I nearly knocked the damn wall down, lol!


TA2

[QUOTE=HandfulOfWheel]Sounds like April. She didn't like kissing much and was CBJ only. Great lay though.[/QUOTE]Not CBJ, though. Better than average BBBJ, but the best is her size. Positions are limitless.

Oh, and I notice her Eros ad lists a higher donation than her BP ad. In Ohio, her Eros ad was the only one I saw and was $$$$. I could sense over the phone she was not very busy and told her that was too much for the market. She cut it in half for me, after I agreed to forget about MSOG. I'm no good twice in an hour anyway. I usually just make the first one last most of that, and with a shower, I'm out on time. :D

Thank you TA2!

I have a meet with her on Monday. I wish I could get down there sooner but.
The only question now is duo or single?

[QUOTE=Tryinagain2]When traveling in OH a couple of months ago, I called a provider from her EROS ad, and met up that evening for an incall at her hotel. I talked to her about coming to Indy since she's just a wanderer, and I see on BP that she's here now.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/new-asian-girl-the-perfect-spinner-new-in-indianapolis-24/3680214[/url]

I will say this. She's not really full GFE, as she doesn't like to kiss nor CIM. And her face is, well, I think some of you will find her as acceptable there, but no one will be raving.

But the body! Oh, man. Spinner? Think YummyBunny, only thinner. One of the few true spinners we'll get to this fine city. The pics of her body are legit, though her face is (conveniently) blurred.

Just thought I'd offer the suggestion to my buds here, as I had suggested she pay us a visit. I'll be trying to see her myself.

TA2[/QUOTE]

Just met with fabulousautumn on e.com. I've written a review for her that should post by tomorrow. Wow! She is a great find! She only had two reviews, but she is the real deal! If you get a chance, you owe it to yourself to visit her. Seniors feel free to pm me if you want her email address.

[QUOTE=Neaseman]Just met with fabulousautumn on e.com. I've written a review for her that should post by tomorrow. Wow! She is a great find! She only had two reviews, but she is the real deal! If you get a chance, you owe it to yourself to visit her. Seniors feel free to pm me if you want her email address.[/QUOTE]Thank you so much for suggesting this site to me. I'm so lost tho LOL. I had a wonderful time! & Thank you again so much for being a gentlemen. I will certainly reply to your review when it post. Kisses until next time! Xoxo

Hey Ape Man, your mailbox is full.

[QUOTE=Ape Man]Thank you TA2!

I have a meet with her on Monday. I wish I could get down there sooner but...
The only question now is duo or single?[/QUOTE]

I have just one question. Is her face Yoko Ono bad?

[QUOTE=Ape Man]Thank you TA2!
I have a meet with her on Monday. I wish I could get down there sooner but...
The only question now is duo or single?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ape Man]I have just one question. Is her face Yoko Ono bad?[/QUOTE]


Uhhmmm. Let's just say that my tastes and some others I've seen here don't always match up, so that's too subjective for accurate interpretation. I will say that since she didn't kiss much anyway (a little only), I had much more fun on our sides, with her looking the other way, lazy doggie, reverse cowgirl . . . get the picture?


TA2

[QUOTE=Johnny Z]Wanted to put a quick note here for Rachelina, she is visiting Indy for the first time and is staying 10 days. I met her today and was quite impressed. She is a cheerfully sexy young lady. She was totally professional in the business sense but at the same time really quite skilled and approachable. She is over on the E (where you can read all those "best ever" reviews, including one from me which should post tomorrow) and also has a profile on P411 in case you use that for referencing.

You can get a pretty good impression of her from her pictures, she does look just like that and they give an idea of her personality as well. She will only be here a couple more days but, I'll just say, I would definitely see her again.[/QUOTE]

Nice latin MILF with skills. Had my way with her for 30 minutes today at a very low cost. Not model quality by any means but she sure knows her way around a penis. Left happy knowing that I will take seconds in a few days.

[QUOTE=Two Nutts][QUOTE=Daville]I need some advice.

I have been trying to see a few providers for 6 months now.

Really I am an attractive guy

If you was as ugly and hiedious as myself you might get lucky like me.[/QUOTE]I'd rather be in your shoes.

On a different note I see a lot of traveling providers posting on e dot com. I never see reviews posted on that site from Indy locals during their stay. Some hot ladies too. Kendall for example, or the European blonde that goes by something like sweetdelicious, Erin marxxx has been back for days with no chatter of her on this site since her last visit, many women in and out from Ohio, Kentucky, and Chicago without a peep. So are these hotties just not real? What's the scoop?

I have posted on here about Bings and a ripoff report from a lady who did outcall back in February.

I will be downtown Indy for a convention all next week. I am staying at a local downtown motel. IS there any action in these motel bars? Does anyone have any good leads on outcall/incall downtown.

Thanks

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[QUOTE=Daville][QUOTE=Two Nutts]I'd rather be in your shoes.

On a different note I see a lot of traveling providers posting on e dot com. I never see reviews posted on that site from Indy locals during their stay. Some hot ladies too. Kendall for example, or the European blonde that goes by something like sweetdelicious, Erin marxxx has been back for days with no chatter of her on this site since her last visit, many women in and out from Ohio, Kentucky, and Chicago without a peep. So are these hotties just not real? What's the scoop?[/QUOTE]

It depends. The chatter about them may be on boards other than this one or maybe it will happen in a few days. Maybe there won't be any chatter. We think we (who see the women and visit the boards) make up the hobby but for every one of us there are ten out there who have nothing to do with the boards. At least that's what I've been told by women who should know.

[QUOTE=Numbnutts]Nice latin MILF with skills. Had my way with her for 30 minutes today at a very low cost. Not model quality by any means but she sure knows her way around a penis. Left happy knowing that I will take seconds in a few days.[/QUOTE]

I too experienced Rachelina's impeccable skill at penis manipulation Sunday morning. The terms "model material" and "super model" are over used and very few of the ladies we see qualify. Rachelina is no exception. But I will say that the pics of her body are right on the money and I found her face to look younger and prettier than I expected based on the face pics she shows on E.C with the exaggerated smile. All of the clichés apply. You could bounce a quarter off of any part of her well formed body. And you could hang an oversized Stetson hat from those nipples. Her business practices are as perfect as her BCD skills. Is someone in Stepford missing a wife?

[QUOTE=Golfcart][QUOTE=Daville]It depends. The chatter about them may be on boards other than this one or maybe it will happen in a few days. Maybe there won't be any chatter. We think we (who see the women and visit the boards) make up the hobby but for every one of us there are ten out there who have nothing to do with the boards. At least that's what I've been told by women who should know.[/QUOTE]Good point, we really have no idea how deep this community is. As for board activity, consider a few things. Many guys don't post reviews at all, wishing not to leave any traces, etc. I for one post some reviews, but not many; in fact for all my posts on here, only 3 or 4 are actual reviews. (How's that for a low percentage.) Also, there are several discussion boards, etc. Where different guys like to reside. I use this one because my local buddies use it so it's more of a communication point than reviews. I use E.com as a source of advertisements from the ladies, but I also use P411 and D/C for verifications more than anything else. My favorite board for reviews, ads, and discussion is out of state, so none of the gals here really post there.

As for the touring gals, well I travel a lot and often see gals touring into the same city I'm traveling to, so any reviews would be of little value for the locals. I think a lot of the touring ladies see a few regulars as repeats and pick up a few extras while in town, then on to the next town.

Best thing to do is start researching by using multiple sources like TBD, another site, GBN, e.com, etc. To get all the reviews and other commentary you can.

Happy hunting!

I was thinking of losing my Hobbyist cherry so to speak, and was looking at LucyLaurent from esc****com, no reviews that I could find since July and was curious if anyone knew anything?

The input is helpful. I choose this board as it has the most activity. I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking for 6 years. Longer than the Hoosier hottie shake down. Never got to see Jamie/Jessie but damn would I like to have.

Couple of sexy ladies in town soon. Considering diving in. Lacy diamond, and Cody are both enticing.

Anyway, thanks for the info. I'm a curious person by nauture. For instance, who is this Gretch guy that reviews Almost every new lady? How do new ladies appear as living in Indy with a review that pops up as quickly as their picture does? So many variables in making a decision. Oh and this new shanon on BP with a 972 area code. Shit I feel like I'm shopping for a race car on a compact car budget!

[QUOTE=HandfulOfWheel][QUOTE=Golfcart]Good point, we really have no idea how deep this community is. As for board activity, consider a few things. Many guys don't post reviews at all, wishing not to leave any traces, etc. I for one post some reviews, but not many; in fact for all my posts on here, only 3 or 4 are actual reviews. (How's that for a low percentage.) Also, there are several discussion boards, etc. Where different guys like to reside. I use this one because my local buddies use it so it's more of a communication point than reviews. I use E.com as a source of advertisements from the ladies, but I also use P411 and D/C for verifications more than anything else. My favorite board for reviews, ads, and discussion is out of state, so none of the gals here really post there.

As for the touring gals, well I travel a lot and often see gals touring into the same city I'm traveling to, so any reviews would be of little value for the locals. I think a lot of the touring ladies see a few regulars as repeats and pick up a few extras while in town, then on to the next town.

Best thing to do is start researching by using multiple sources like TBD, another site, GBN, e.com, etc. To get all the reviews and other commentary you can.

Happy hunting![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Neaseman]Just met with fabulousautumn on e.com. I've written a review for her that should post by tomorrow. Wow! She is a great find! She only had two reviews, but she is the real deal! If you get a chance, you owe it to yourself to visit her. Seniors feel free to pm me if you want her email address.[/QUOTE]Would also recommend highly!

I've never gone the escort route. I got a question:

As far as outcalls to your place. How safe is this? Have any of you done outcalls to your place?

I recently called roni28 from e.com, read some of her reviews on here. Setting up is easy, standard couple calls. I'm telling you guys Roni is a good time, average looks, and small breasts but this girl is good at what she does and she really enjoys what she does. Started with some LFK and a fantastic BBBJ. (she really likes to look you in the eyes) finished up with some doggie and CG. I enjoyed every minute with Roni and will repeat. Roni also has a little LEO problem of her own she got caught with a little weed in Carmel she's going to need a little extra money, so do yourselves a favor and give this girl a try.

Special thanks to those that have posted about Roni on here.

[QUOTE=Skooby]I've never gone the escort route. I got a question:

As far as outcalls to your place. How safe is this? Have any of you done outcalls to your place?[/QUOTE]

Should be some good stories here. If you read back you will see pretty much what you would expect, some good stories and then those filled with horror. I can name a handful that I would get up and leave them in the bed and not think twice about it. There are others I am troubled if they know my zip code. Knocks in the middle of the night and coming home to find one passed out on your floor when you get home are not uncommon stories, along with extortion and visits from unknown friends to a much lesser extent. My friend Mr.P, who I do believe, that if they ever start licensing escorts, there will be a map to his house in the goody bag they pass out when they sign up, pulls the feat off with great success often, but he is skilled and experienced and even at that I am sure has had "issues" from time to time. It is done with regularity with great success, the risk is just part of the game.

Let's not forget that "home" visits present trust and risk issues for both sides of the deal. My impression is that the number of dates that go very wrong for a provider most often occur on residence outcalls. They provide real security issues for the girls also, excuse me I am assuming that it is girls only that we are talking about, due to isolation and the inability to control the environment around them.

Personally, being the cynical, paranoid, and non-trusting soul that I am, normally leaving one feeling dead and depressed after a visit with me, there are still times and situations where bringing a girl home to meet mom is perfectly acceptable, just not very likely on the first date. Since you have not gone the escort route before, not sure that is the way I would jump into the pool, the cost of a room is a small price to pay to sort of separate the wheat from the chaff so to speak, although for the numerous times you will either get stood up or receive fifteen consecutive calls saying they are ten minutes away, being in your own space makes it easier to take. Find one you like and trust and decide if it is worth it, but I really hope this generates some new stories, could be a whole other book.

Honestly, if a gal is a true professional, she should have the ability to get a room for incall, even if you agree to pay for it. Some of us don't want to have our credit card used to pay for a hotel room, let alone book the room and pay cash. There's too much electronic trail for my taste, but for some it's not an issue.

Some provide their own incall at their homes, and that's another issue. Sometimes good, sometimes bad. But I have never had an escort come to my home. Too many risks for my taste. Remember, if there is any LE trouble at all, all your stuff can be seized.

[QUOTE=Ilapp]Should be some good stories here. If you read back you will see pretty much what you would expect, some good stories and then those filled with horror. I can name a handful that I would get up and leave them in the bed and not think twice about it. There are others I am troubled if they know my zip code. Knocks in the middle of the night and coming home to find one passed out on your floor when you get home are not uncommon stories, along with extortion and visits from unknown friends to a much lesser extent. My friend Mr.P, who I do believe, that if they ever start licensing escorts, there will be a map to his house in the goody bag they pass out when they sign up, pulls the feat off with great success often, but he is skilled and experienced and even at that I am sure has had "issues" from time to time. It is done with regularity with great success, the risk is just part of the game.

Let's not forget that "home" visits present trust and risk issues for both sides of the deal. My impression is that the number of dates that go very wrong for a provider most often occur on residence outcalls. They provide real security issues for the girls also, excuse me I am assuming that it is girls only that we are talking about, due to isolation and the inability to control the environment around them.

Personally, being the cynical, paranoid, and non-trusting soul that I am, normally leaving one feeling dead and depressed after a visit with me, there are still times and situations where bringing a girl home to meet mom is perfectly acceptable, just not very likely on the first date. Since you have not gone the escort route before, not sure that is the way I would jump into the pool, the cost of a room is a small price to pay to sort of separate the wheat from the chaff so to speak, although for the numerous times you will either get stood up or receive fifteen consecutive calls saying they are ten minutes away, being in your own space makes it easier to take. Find one you like and trust and decide if it is worth it, but I really hope this generates some new stories, could be a whole other book.[/QUOTE]

Like you, I love my family.

I have parents, kids, siblings, nieces and a nephew and I'm a good son/father/brother and uncle to them all. They ground me. They accept me. They love me. But after a day of family grounding, love and acceptance I left my parents house at 9pm with an overwhelming urge to have someone inappropriately young and dirty in my bed. I grabbed my phone and hit e.com.

After a few minutes of searching and driving in two lanes - there in a tiny pixilated splendor - was Barbie708. I gave her a shout on a whim, not expecting anything and she responded within minutes. Long story short (fat chance for you), by 10pm she was at my door, wearing black tights, boots, a very fitted red top and a slanticular smile. Well, just look at those pictures. Guys, she is seriously, seriously cute. All of 100lbs, 21, no kids, platinum blond, pointy nipples, china-white skin...God, I'll be right back.

OK....she is only 21, but so articulate and conversational, I wanted to take her back to my parents house before everybody went home. For example, while talking in the kitchen she suddenly started running her hands through my hair as she was listening to me, which would be something impossible for her to do to someone like, say, Chill Pill. Where do they make girls like this - at 21?

We talked a while, then she pulled me to her and we kissed and kissed - and soon took my hand and suggested we go to the bedroom. There, she disrobed and...well, she's just out of this world hot. I laid her down on the bed and started, well - at the top. I will spare you the fabulous details, but her body is mad fun. The look of surprise on her face when I pulled her to the side of the bed and put her boots over my shoulders was just awesome. She is tiny though - I've held hamburgers bigger than her hips when I pulled her to my face.

Her pussy and ass are just what you'd expect, smooth, pink, juicy, clean and responsive. Yummy. Then carefully, slowly at first she gave herself to me utterly, anything I wanted from the top, bottom, sideways - whatever. She's young, but doesn't just lay there either. She is a participant right to the end, when she begged me to say her real name over and over as I finished, finally, inside her. Then we cuddled and snuggled and talked while my world stopped spinning and we nearly tucked in for the night. I did actually fall asleep for a few minutes and she kept stroking my hair and face while I slept. But, alas, she had to go and so did eventually, promising me to return soon. She stayed over 3 hours and asked for $200.

God, I love shopping on the internet for girls.

Here's the sad part. She may never be back here again. Her profile says she's from Chicago but actually it's a state far out west and travels from city to city most of the year. Right now she's in New Jersey, lucky bastards! It's worth contacting her if she comes back though, look for her.

Barbie708 on e.com

[QUOTE=Skooby]I've never gone the escort route. I got a question:

As far as outcalls to your place. How safe is this? Have any of you done outcalls to your place?[/QUOTE]I used to bring outcalls to my apartment, back in the days when I didn't care and had nothing to lose. Had everything from some of the greatest experiences of my life (one girl had friends in the building and we all ended up being good friends for a while, another would stay the night for the 1hr rate just to have a safe place to crash) to absolute horror (2 jealous boyfriends, cops knocking and calling my hobby name at 2 a.m., and a girl I hadn't seen for 3 months stopped in and introduced herself to my brand-new girlfriend.)

Now that I have a house, neighbors, and some sort of social standing, I wouldn't dream of it.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/r-e-l-a-x-e-d-_-n-e-v-e-r-_-r-u-sh-ed/1979508[/url]

Her name is Rachel. Cash and dash scam.

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[QUOTE=West Central]Now that I have a house, neighbors, and some sort of social standing, I wouldn't dream of it.[/QUOTE]

But no social standing what so ever.

I've had a few ladies to my place with no problems. Only after I've had a chance to get to know them though. I really like the home court advantage.

I am brand new to this board, and although away from the hobby for quite a few years, not brand new to it. I for various reasons, do not post many reviews. My question for the board seniors is this on this experience:

I recently had an experience with a provider who has somewhat lackluster reviews. (She was available late and with short notice after a different lady had cancelled at the last minute.) Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.

I don't want to appear mean. As mentioned, she was nice, but I also wouldn't want anyone else to experience the unbearable smells that I did. (Thank God there was no DATY.) She is an E.com girl, and the review would be posted there. (Another reason for me wanting to post a review is that I have few reviews as of late, hence, verification at this point is somewhat difficult.)

Thoughts anyone?

[QUOTE=Bacon Racer]I am brand new to this board, and although away from the hobby for quite a few years, not brand new to it. I for various reasons, do not post many reviews. My question for the board seniors is this on this experience:

I recently had an experience with a provider who has somewhat lackluster reviews. (She was available late and with short notice after a different lady had cancelled at the last minute.) Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.

I don't want to appear mean. As mentioned, she was nice, but I also wouldn't want anyone else to experience the unbearable smells that I did. (Thank God there was no DATY.) She is an E.com girl, and the review would be posted there. (Another reason for me wanting to post a review is that I have few reviews as of late, hence, verification at this point is somewhat difficult.)

Thoughts anyone?[/QUOTE]

I sympathize with your situation. While on leave (Many years ago) I met a young lady at a Taco Bell drive through window. Later that evening when she got off work, we got together. While her outward appearance was clean, she was the most fragrant woman I have ever known, except maybe one when I was in HS.

You can post all the smelly details or not. That really depends on you and how you will truly feel once you do. For me as a part time hobbyist, I know I would appreciate the info to stay away, or hell, there may be someone who really likes that..

Galere

[QUOTE=Galere]I met a young lady at a Taco Bell drive through window.... she was the most fragrant woman I have ever known...
Galere[/QUOTE]

Well, there's you're problem right there! ;-)

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Well, there's you're problem right there! ;-)[/QUOTE]

Maybe she used to be a dancer. A number of years back I was dating the sexiest tiniest little dancer, from Diamonds if you can imagine, always danced to "when you do nothing at all " by AK and Union Station. I can not hear Miss Krause sing today without getting aroused. That may have something to do with her too I suppose. Anyway, after a short stint as a dancer my little friend decided to go to a regular life and get a straight job. It so happens the first one was at WhiteCastle. I used to go pick her up for break and get a bj in the back lot, then pick her up after work and take her home. If I get within ten yards of a slider until this day I still start sprouting wood, and that has nothing to do with the slider. Now that was an aroma that no amount of showering could seem to remove from that little cutie. It was funny, right after that I was dating a girl, much larger, from the Silk, who quit and went to work at Burger King, oddly enough one two blocks from my office, which is 30 miles from the S&A. Fortunately, the aroma of char-broiled beef and fry grease clung to her tightly also, and although I was crazy about her, there is nothing about BK that elicits any Pavlovian type of response. I wouldn't have guessed that so many retired dancers next job would be fast food.

OK, I know that was a different type of aroma, and I heard a story yesterday that should remind all of us to make sure our hygiene is up to par also, one stinky sack can ruin it for all of us. Remind me someday to tell a story about cottage cheese. Mmmmmm.

[QUOTE=Mr Popular]Well, there's you're problem right there! ;-)[/QUOTE]

I never saw any Guacamole! ;>0

I was introduced to this board by a provider recently and I must say much better than some of the pay sites. I had a question about this ad and didnt know if anyone had info. The looks too good to be true feeling is kicking in.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-alert-hot-curvey-brunette-27/3542559[/url]

I think there are at least 2 different people using the same number? or does it reak of scam?

Thanks all for the responses.

I think I found someone on e.com that's had great reviews on goes to a hotel.

[QUOTE=Bacon Racer]Anywho, while the girl was nice enough and skills were adequate, her personal hygiene left much to be desired. Her feet were filthy, as if she had walked all the way to my place, and upon completion of the act, as I went to the bathroom to clean up, I was almost sickened by the smell that was now eminating from my genital area. I've been with many women in different capacities over the years, but this one took the cake (perhaps fish cake) as far as that goes.

Thoughts anyone?[/QUOTE]

So I see you met my ex wife. Sorry Bacon I should have warned you about her CARP perfume.

FF

PS. Yes she had freckles. But now that I think about it maybe they were fish scales!

[QUOTE=Fireman46]The looks too good to be true feeling is kicking in.

[url]http://indianapolis.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/milf-alert-hot-curvey-brunette-27/3542559[/url]

....or does it reak of scam?[/QUOTE]

Scam...is that a fish? (Rimshot)

Welcome to the board!