Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=DWaits;5514316]I 100% agree with the first part of the post. I'm confused why ChiTownsFN would post about the experience being different but then not actually sharing how / why it was different. That was an easy opportunity to start with a review and get some credit in the bank among other users (esp. Seniors).

The only part I disagree with is that I have read through this thread and used the search function since I'm far north in Chicago and Maria's has rarely (never?) been discussed in these threads as a place for FS. It has often been discussed as a frustrating place in terms of extras related to price. So, the post below about FS seems way out of the norm. Of course, that poster might be super fit, conventionally good looking, young and the specific MP was up for something different. So, confusing would seem to be an apt response, but as the last two responses highlight, we have no idea how the experience was different.[/QUOTE]Long time ago, 10-15 years back, the menu of some providers was open. I personally knew some Russian mts that offered FS out calls, motel service, in calls. Pretty much everything. Agree, it probably has never been discussed here, moreover, it is all in the past.

Paid a visit last week. Called in and girl on the phone said Mimi and May were available but Mimi was brand new and available now. Based on reviews here I asked for May and they said okay come in now. When I got there a heavier set girl answered the door and led me to a room. I knew something wasn't right so I asked her name and she said May-May. I said I'm sorry I'm looking for May not Mimi. Anyway she said it's okay I'll take care of you but I insisted she get May. She finally did but geeze I wish I didn't have to do that.

When May came in she was definitely more attractive and slimmer but she was in that stewardess outfit that ended up being hard to get under. The massage was not so good 6. 3/10. Standard finish at the end without much roaming because of her outfit. I don't think I'll repeat. The bait and switch left a bad taste in my mouth.

I have never seen worst line up in EV then there is now. They usually kept at least one provider who could do a decent massage. There have always been someone attractive, someone to have some fun with, but not at this time. That's sad.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5520043]I have never seen worst line up in EV then there is now. They usually kept at least one provider who could do a decent massage. There have always been someone attractive, someone to have some fun with, but not at this time. That's sad.[/QUOTE]I agree, I was just there and saw Summer. Was an OK visit. But think I prefer May or Jasmine. And Jasmine will be out for 6 months. Summer introduced me to a new girl named Mia. I saw another 1 named Mimi before and both of these girls are big and chunky LOL. So unless your into that I would pass.

Had a dream at Marias for a 2nd go around with Monica. I let her take the lead and while she got close to the boys nothing transpired. On the flip place towel again on the boys and even adjusted the towel to hint but to no avail. I guess I am just unlucky or look like LE bc as I stated previously my experiences have just been diff. I even tipped well both times in spite of nothing extra. I don't know I would appreciate any tips.

[QUOTE=ChiTownsFin;5520631]Had a dream at Marias for a 2nd go around with Monica. I let her take the lead and while she got close to the boys nothing transpired. On the flip place towel again on the boys and even adjusted the towel to hint but to no avail. I guess I am just unlucky or look like LE bc as I stated previously my experiences have just been diff. I even tipped well both times in spite of nothing extra. I don't know I would appreciate any tips.[/QUOTE]Started hitting up AMPs in 1996. I used trial and error and really didn't need any tips. I figured it out. My bad that I didn't activate my user name until more recently here. But I rtff (old Guide prior to its one time disappearance) without offering my finds. Don't dream. Read and then go do on your own. You're not even obligated to reveal your secrets. I admit to wanting to keep more than one hotty to myself.

Was in the area and made a hh appointment and the eventual stop at Ev, hoped to discover something new and, if not exiting, but at least fresh. Unfortunately, there was no one new, the same mediocre, boring, and grim spiderweb.

[QUOTE=Walker333;5523140]Was in the area and made a hh appointment and the eventual stop at Ev, hoped to discover something new and, if not exiting, but at least fresh. Unfortunately, there was no one new, the same mediocre, boring, and grim spiderweb.[/QUOTE]+1 the same NW spas. The only places with consistent variety are the KSpas. There you won't get a massage. I'd be happy with a good legit massage from a cute girl.

Hello,

Long time lurker first post. I've been in the hobby since the early 90's. Since then it's been a mixture of escorts, SW's and MP's. I think the escort market is way high now so I'm back to MP's.

I've been to Relax no Howard (near the el) about 6 x's since May. From what I can see. There are 3 different girls - 2 of which are older 40's-50's? Hard to tell with the mask. There is a younger one. Maybe late 20's early 30's. I've only drawn the younger one once and the other two on 2 occasions each. One of the older ladies has worn the same orange sort of Hawaii print sort of dress (she's commando. That much I could tell).

Each time. The massage has been actually pretty good. So at the very least you get a knot worked out of your neck.

Since I am gingerly re-learning the ropes of MP's. I'm not attempting to roam. Or ask for off-menu items. L1 seems to be standard. Not much negotiation. But like I's said. I'm not really trying.

Overall. Place is clean, quiet and the mt's have all been very nice (very little English as far as I can tell). I've worn my covid mask at half-mast and they don't say anything about that.

L1 has been fine. Nothing off the charts. But decent. . 45/ door - . 50/ tip. The orange dress mt wants. 60 and will not go lower.

I'd go back. It's in my neighborhood. But looking to expand it a little. No really interested in L1 (but that'll do) - looking for some other 'options' - Russian or some hot-doggin.

Is it really that average? It seems like the perfect location.

I want to try it, but it seems like no one here really likes it. Anybody want to tell me different?

[QUOTE=HoosierT;5533021]Is it really that average? It seems like the perfect location.

I want to try it, but it seems like no one here really likes it. Anybody want to tell me different?[/QUOTE]No one talks about Ya Ya because it is completely legit. Only one way to know for certain though.

[QUOTE=SpaGuy21;5533052]No one talks about Ya Ya because it is completely legit. Only one way to know for certain though.[/QUOTE]For a short period of time there was a Mongolian Mt. L1 was on the menu only for those whom she knew from some previous parlors where she worked. It was extremely UTR. Then she reaped by the Swift, but not for a long time as well.

I have a couple places of choice thanks to everybody out here. But neither of them has a shower. At least, I've never been offered on Central.

Does anyone's place of preference in the area include a shower?

[QUOTE=HoosierT;5534282]I have a couple places of choice thanks to everybody out here. But neither of them has a shower. At least, I've never been offered on Central.

Does anyone's place of preference in the area include a shower?[/QUOTE]If you are inquiring about TS, then the answer is NO, but a regular shower is available at most of the places (ev, k, sunny, Sherman etc). You can always call or walk in and ask.

[QUOTE=BabyBoy2013;5520381]I agree, I was just there and saw Summer. Was an OK visit. But think I prefer May or Jasmine. And Jasmine will be out for 6 months. Summer introduced me to a new girl named Mia. I saw another 1 named Mimi before and both of these girls are big and chunky LOL. So unless your into that I would pass.[/QUOTE]I was lucky enough to visit Jasmine a few time and had a great time. Great massage and L1+ but she is back home for the next 5 months. I did see Mimi once and that chubby little girl was fun, but is gone now. I received a WeChat message today that said there were 2 new girls starting today. Does anyone have any info? If not, I'll be visiting this weekend and will report.