Massage Parlor Reports

This afternoon I caught the first chill of paranoia I've ever felt in connection with my MP hobby. I've been slaving preposterous hours for the last few months in particular for the motherfucking company that is my employer, and an event of this day constituted the end of this period of truly overwhelming stressful work. Is there a doctor in the house? Worked over the majority of what is supposed to be a long holiday weekend without any pay, and awoke this morning at 3:30 AM for final preparations for the climactic event. The work pays off. It goes well.

12 hours after I awoke and began working before this morning's sun appeared, I was ready to celebrate the release from this period with a release at one of my regular Thai places. The subject of this post requires that I name it and to my knowledge, it has never been reviewed by name or clue on this site. It is the Spa D'Beverly on Beverly and St. Andrew. Classic Thai set-up and format. The staff has turned over a couple of times since I started going here regularly about 2 years ago, but they always manage to have predominantly young, attractive, delightful and talented Thai sweethearts. High profile signage at their location, but low profile on the web. I've seen a total of one review. Recently on that R-Maps site and that guy was full of shit or else the biggest loser ever since he had a real bad time. They advertise only under "therapeutic massage" on BP with no hints of anything going on but therapeutic massage. Their ads include something like an academic treatise on the benefits of the various types of massage they offer. And most of the staff is in fact very well trained in therapeutic massage as you expect in many or most of the Thai places.

Called them this afternoon to see who was working and would be elected to chase whatever stress remained in my body after this landmark workday for me. I know every voice that answers the phone (including males who are there to provide the M4M service common to central L. A. Thai places). I know and have patronized every massage girl who is currently on staff. But the voice on the phone is female CAUCASION! OK, I'll concede it could have been an asian female born in the USA without a hint of an asian accent working undercover, but veterans of AMPs know that the lack of a foreign accent in a mamasan, papasan or phone answerer at an AMP spells trouble. I have yet to encounter a born in the USA zero foreign accent front person in any AMP or LMP I have ever patronized in SoCal.

This caucasoid C*U*N*T sounds like she's struggling with the phone duty but I go ahead and ask her who is working. She gives me 4 names and I've never heard of a single one of them and what's more, sounds like she's reading off a list of English female royal names than a reading of the usual names we are used to encountering at AMPs. Not a Cici or Keke in the bunch! Tell her I've never heard of any of them, and bye bye pork chop. Do they actually think they can suck in a customer who comes here often enough to call and ask for a roll call when not one name they give in response connects up with a known staff member. Great police work!

WTF? One of my fav joints ever under occupation of filthy Pork? Where is the United Nations and the NATO bomber squadrons when you need them? This is so fucking wrong. Certainly hoping my so sweet ladies have not been hauled to the hoosgow for the typical 24 hour harassment of scaring them straight or otherwise terrorized and deprived of their righteously earned income not to mention their dignity and peace of mind. They're straighter, more dignified and honorable as human beings than these fucking pigs as is.

So I don't know for absolute certain that this is what I connected to on the phone this afternoon, but really, I can't imagine that it could be anything else. Still, I'm really hoping for a "never mind" moment.

Patrons of the Spa be on your ultimate guard and if anybody has any solid info, please post or PM me.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1387821]This afternoon I caught the first chill of paranoia I've ever felt in connection with my MP hobby. I've been slaving preposterous hours for the last few months in particular for the motherfucking company that is my employer, and an event of this day constituted the end of this period of truly overwhelming stressful work. Is there a doctor in the house? Worked over the majority of what is supposed to be a long holiday weekend without any pay, and awoke this morning at 3:30 AM for final preparations for the climactic event. The work pays off. It goes well.

12 hours after I awoke and began working before this morning's sun appeared, I was ready to celebrate the release from this period with a release at one of my regular Thai places. The subject of this post requires that I name it and to my knowledge, it has never been reviewed by name or clue on this site. It is the Spa D'Beverly on Beverly and St. Andrew. Classic Thai set-up and format. The staff has turned over a couple of times since I started going here regularly about 2 years ago, but they always manage to have predominantly young, attractive, delightful and talented Thai sweethearts. High profile signage at their location, but low profile on the web. I've seen a total of one review. Recently on that R-Maps site and that guy was full of shit or else the biggest loser ever since he had a real bad time. They advertise only under "therapeutic massage" on BP with no hints of anything going on but therapeutic massage. Their ads include something like an academic treatise on the benefits of the various types of massage they offer. And most of the staff is in fact very well trained in therapeutic massage as you expect in many or most of the Thai places.

Called them this afternoon to see who was working and would be elected to chase whatever stress remained in my body after this landmark workday for me. I know every voice that answers the phone (including males who are there to provide the M4M service common to central L. A. Thai places). I know and have patronized every massage girl who is currently on staff. But the voice on the phone is female CAUCASION! OK, I'll concede it could have been an asian female born in the USA without a hint of an asian accent working undercover, but veterans of AMPs know that the lack of a foreign accent in a mamasan, papasan or phone answerer at an AMP spells trouble. I have yet to encounter a born in the USA zero foreign accent front person in any AMP or LMP I have ever patronized in SoCal.

This caucasoid C*U*N*T sounds like she's struggling with the phone duty but I go ahead and ask her who is working. She gives me 4 names and I've never heard of a single one of them and what's more, sounds like she's reading off a list of English female royal names than a reading of the usual names we are used to encountering at AMPs. Not a Cici or Keke in the bunch! Tell her I've never heard of any of them, and bye bye pork chop. Do they actually think they can suck in a customer who comes here often enough to call and ask for a roll call when not one name they give in response connects up with a known staff member. Great police work!

WTF? One of my fav joints ever under occupation of filthy Pork? Where is the United Nations and the NATO bomber squadrons when you need them? This is so fucking wrong. Certainly hoping my so sweet ladies have not been hauled to the hoosgow for the typical 24 hour harassment of scaring them straight or otherwise terrorized and deprived of their righteously earned income not to mention their dignity and peace of mind. They're straighter, more dignified and honorable as human beings than these fucking pigs as is.

So I don't know for absolute certain that this is what I connected to on the phone this afternoon, but really, I can't imagine that it could be anything else. Still, I'm really hoping for a "never mind" moment.

Patrons of the Spa be on your ultimate guard and if anybody has any solid info, please post or PM me.[/QUOTE]Vey very funny to read. I LOL hard. Sorry to see pigs dirtying your joint. Its a good thing you never had an encounter with the pigs!

Went to an MP in a busy shopping center across from the hotel at Hollywood/Highland. I am being specific because I want them shut down. Old hag woman insisted to service me and would not give me my money back insisting that "is goooood." It wasn't gooood, it was very old and haggard but she sat on my shlong without my permission and would not get off until I squirted. Don't even bother. They were busy on top of it all. Damage $.5 and $.6.

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1387821]This afternoon I caught the first chill of paranoia I've ever felt in connection with my MP hobby. I've been slaving preposterous hours for the last few months in particular for the motherfucking company that is my employer, and an event of this day constituted the end of this period of truly overwhelming stressful work. Is there a doctor in the house? Worked over the majority of what is supposed to be a long holiday weekend without any pay, and awoke this morning at 3:30 AM for final preparations for the climactic event. The work pays off. It goes well.

12 hours after I awoke and began working before this morning's sun appeared, I was ready to celebrate the release from this period with a release at one of my regular Thai places. The subject of this post requires that I name it and to my knowledge, it has never been reviewed by name or clue on this site. It is the Spa D'Beverly on Beverly and St. Andrew. Classic Thai set-up and format. The staff has turned over a couple of times since I started going here regularly about 2 years ago, but they always manage to have predominantly young, attractive, delightful and talented Thai sweethearts. High profile signage at their location, but low profile on the web. I've seen a total of one review. Recently on that R-Maps site and that guy was full of shit or else the biggest loser ever since he had a real bad time. They advertise only under "therapeutic massage" on BP with no hints of anything going on but therapeutic massage. Their ads include something like an academic treatise on the benefits of the various types of massage they offer. And most of the staff is in fact very well trained in therapeutic massage as you expect in many or most of the Thai places.

Called them this afternoon to see who was working and would be elected to chase whatever stress remained in my body after this landmark workday for me. I know every voice that answers the phone (including males who are there to provide the M4M service common to central L. A. Thai places). I know and have patronized every massage girl who is currently on staff. But the voice on the phone is female CAUCASION! OK, I'll concede it could have been an asian female born in the USA without a hint of an asian accent working undercover, but veterans of AMPs know that the lack of a foreign accent in a mamasan, papasan or phone answerer at an AMP spells trouble. I have yet to encounter a born in the USA zero foreign accent front person in any AMP or LMP I have ever patronized in SoCal.

This caucasoid C*U*N*T sounds like she's struggling with the phone duty but I go ahead and ask her who is working. She gives me 4 names and I've never heard of a single one of them and what's more, sounds like she's reading off a list of English female royal names than a reading of the usual names we are used to encountering at AMPs. Not a Cici or Keke in the bunch! Tell her I've never heard of any of them, and bye bye pork chop. Do they actually think they can suck in a customer who comes here often enough to call and ask for a roll call when not one name they give in response connects up with a known staff member. Great police work!

WTF? One of my fav joints ever under occupation of filthy Pork? Where is the United Nations and the NATO bomber squadrons when you need them? This is so fucking wrong. Certainly hoping my so sweet ladies have not been hauled to the hoosgow for the typical 24 hour harassment of scaring them straight or otherwise terrorized and deprived of their righteously earned income not to mention their dignity and peace of mind. They're straighter, more dignified and honorable as human beings than these fucking pigs as is.

So I don't know for absolute certain that this is what I connected to on the phone this afternoon, but really, I can't imagine that it could be anything else. Still, I'm really hoping for a "never mind" moment.

Patrons of the Spa be on your ultimate guard and if anybody has any solid info, please post or PM me.[/QUOTE]Could be a takeover, they did one in fountain valley in OC. 2-3 years ago, turned the MMS to their side and they operated it for a few days, arrested guys. The did it to send a message to stay out of FV, which is a very legit city. 5-10 cops for 3 days, very expensive sting. Wait a week and call back. The police can't afford to run it that long. May have been a raid that day and tried to get a few guys in, however I am sure as soon as regulars show up and see differentset up and girls and boys, people will walk. Its not illegal to get a massage and take your clothes off. I think they do advertise a lot in LB backpage, as I have seen ads for a location on beverly for thai, advertises girls and thai boys. Another test would be for you to switch teams go in and ask for a thai boy. Why they may have police officers who are asian and can fake it being MP girls long enough to bust you, I don't think they can fake a thai gay boy. LOL

Looks like maybe a "one and done" operation as my friend called them yesterday and said it is business as usual as to the phone contact with the usual suspects identified as the day's working girls by an asian accented voice. I don't know that I can recall LAPD doing a sting in central L. A. At any time, but if they do I'd be surprised if it would go beyond a single day. What is surprising if my friend's report is accurate is that it is all back together a day later though new clients may find the "t" missing from the "are & t".

I see a girl on the outside (just friends) who works in another K-Town Thai place that was harassed and closed for a few weeks with a few girls hauled into the copshop. They reopened but she's the only girl who returned since she was the only CMT on staff. The others are laying low in other locations. But she said they'll soon be taking a shot at restaffing the joint now that a few months have gone by.

BTW, while the law expects clients of legit massage to be naked, I'm pretty sure they also require that the therapist "drape" the body under towels, sheets, etc. No 100% legit place would do it any other way. The Beverly place has girls who could work totally legit, but they give themselves away because the massage table doesn't have a single piece of cloth for body draping or the big boxers that other places use for cover. The girls will sometimes bring in large towels to use during the massage, but when they first arrive in the room, they will be greeted by your ass cheeks.

Camel,

One way to find out for certain would be to go in for a massage. Play it straight and see how you are treated. There's nothing illegal about getting a massage. If you do not get draped, get the boys played with (especially after the flip) , and do some innocent,"acccidental" rub / brushing on your part with no complaints or moving away then it's probably cool and you can play.

If, on the other hand, there is a drape on during the whole massage, no "brushing" of the boys and still conversation alluding to extras available on her part and you haven't initiated anything but a straight massage, then you are probably right in being cautious and it's a sting.

I'm sure you know all this, and maybe even thought about doing it, but I thought just saying it out loud would be something for someone who might have a similar situation or especilally some of the newbies, just getting into the hobby, to be watchful for.

Dirty

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1388956]Looks like maybe a "one and done" operation as my friend called them yesterday and said it is business as usual as to the phone contact with the usual suspects identified as the day's working girls by an asian accented voice. I don't know that I can recall LAPD doing a sting in central L. A. At any time, but if they do I'd be surprised if it would go beyond a single day. What is surprising if my friend's report is accurate is that it is all back together a day later though new clients may find the "t" missing from the "are & t".

I see a girl on the outside (just friends) who works in another K-Town Thai place that was harassed and closed for a few weeks with a few girls hauled into the copshop. They reopened but she's the only girl who returned since she was the only CMT on staff. The others are laying low in other locations. But she said they'll soon be taking a shot at restaffing the joint now that a few months have gone by.

BTW, while the law expects clients of legit massage to be naked, I'm pretty sure they also require that the therapist "drape" the body under towels, sheets, etc. No 100% legit place would do it any other way. The Beverly place has girls who could work totally legit, but they give themselves away because the massage table doesn't have a single piece of cloth for body draping or the big boxers that other places use for cover. The girls will sometimes bring in large towels to use during the massage, but when they first arrive in the room, they will be greeted by your ass cheeks.[/QUOTE]

Anyone know about this place? When I Googled the number, it is also linked to a civil litigation law firm. The ad looks like a good deal, whether extras are had or not. Let me know.

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/special-4090mins-chinese-therapy-center-treat-yourself-today/20638726[/url]

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1389200]Camel,

One way to find out for certain would be to go in for a massage. Play it straight and see how you are treated. There's nothing illegal about getting a massage. If you do not get draped, get the boys played with (especially after the flip) , and do some innocent,"acccidental" rub / brushing on your part with no complaints or moving away then it's probably cool and you can play.

If, on the other hand, there is a drape on during the whole massage, no "brushing" of the boys and still conversation alluding to extras available on her part and you haven't initiated anything but a straight massage, then you are probably right in being cautious and it's a sting.

I'm sure you know all this, and maybe even thought about doing it, but I thought just saying it out loud would be something for someone who might have a similar situation or especilally some of the newbies, just getting into the hobby, to be watchful for.

Dirty[/QUOTE]D. O. G, yeah I did think to do this and will this coming weekend in all probability. I called today and got a female voice with a deep asian accent, but still she's giving me 3 names I never heard of. The names of Prince Harry's last 3 dates before he got hitched! But I'll know what's up as soon as I walk in. I'm well known in this place and likewise, I expect to see familiar faces when I enter. I was thinking it would be a little bit of fun to frustrate the expectations of the porkers if they were still occupying. If I go to a Thai place or any rub and tug, I never ask for extras and I never discuss tips, but both happen nonetheless every time. Thus, I commit no crimes. So the worst that can happen is my fat ass and pathetic schmeckel ends up on KPTV (PORK TV). I'll pay the $45 and would get a laugh out of it, but still concerned about the welfare of the sweet young women who have treated me so well over the last couple of years.

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1389200]Camel,

One way to find out for certain would be to go in for a massage. Play it straight and see how you are treated. There's nothing illegal about getting a massage. If you do not get draped, get the boys played with (especially after the flip) , and do some innocent,"acccidental" rub / brushing on your part with no complaints or moving away then it's probably cool and you can play.

If, on the other hand, there is a drape on during the whole massage, no "brushing" of the boys and still conversation alluding to extras available on her part and you haven't initiated anything but a straight massage, then you are probably right in being cautious and it's a sting.

I'm sure you know all this, and maybe even thought about doing it, but I thought just saying it out loud would be something for someone who might have a similar situation or especilally some of the newbies, just getting into the hobby, to be watchful for.

Dirty[/QUOTE]This does help for the newbies.

When you go for your massage, and if you don't see any of those familiar faces you know, then after you "legit" massage leave a pound of bacon for a tip. If nothing else, you will frustrate the hell out of all the LEO's waiting around to make a bust. :D

[QUOTE=The Camel;1389364]D. O. G, yeah I did think to do this and will this coming weekend in all probability. I called today and got a female voice with a deep asian accent, but still she's giving me 3 names I never heard of. The names of Prince Harry's last 3 dates before he got hitched! But I'll know what's up as soon as I walk in. I'm well known in this place and likewise, I expect to see familiar faces when I enter. I was thinking it would be a little bit of fun to frustrate the expectations of the porkers if they were still occupying. If I go to a Thai place or any rub and tug, I never ask for extras and I never discuss tips, but both happen nonetheless every time. Thus, I commit no crimes. So the worst that can happen is my fat ass and pathetic schmeckel ends up on KPTV (PORK TV). I'll pay the $45 and would get a laugh out of it, but still concerned about the welfare of the sweet young women who have treated me so well over the last couple of years.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=The Camel; 1388956]Looks like maybe a "one and done" operation as my friend called them yesterday and said it is business as usual as to the phone contact with the usual suspects identified as the day's working girls by an asian accented voice. I don't know that I can recall LAPD doing a sting in central L. A. At any time, but if they do I'd be surprised if it would go beyond a single day. What is surprising if my friend's report is accurate is that it is all back together a day later though new clients may find the "t" missing from the "are & t".

I see a girl on the outside (just friends) who works in another K-Town Thai place that was harassed and closed for a few weeks with a few girls hauled into the copshop. They reopened but she's the only girl who returned since she was the only CMT on staff. The others are laying low in other locations. But she said they'll soon be taking a shot at restaffing the joint now that a few months have gone by.

BTW, while the law expects clients of legit massage to be naked, I'm pretty sure they also require that the therapist "drape" the body under towels, sheets, etc. No 100% legit place would do it any other way. The Beverly place has girls who could work totally legit, but they give themselves away because the massage table doesn't have a single piece of cloth for body draping or the big boxers that other places use for cover. The girls will sometimes bring in large towels to use during the massage, but when they first arrive in the room, they will be greeted by your ass cheeks.[/QUOTE]Glad to see it wasn't a bust. Funny they had no towels, I have been to so many MP's I though their was an operations manual in all the asian languages. I can't remember going to a place without something to drape. , For newbees, I just move the drape to my feet in the middle of the table, and spread them. 90% of the time if they leave it off, your golden. Except in the do it yourself places in LB, its usually good, and 100% good if no cover on the flip.

The other advise for newbees is let your hands do the talking, no LE tape. Start rubbing her legs, then slowly move up to the rear, then around. You will find out a lot if they move away, or closer, or put they at in your hand. The legit girls will just let you know if its no play.

Stay Safe my Friends

So yesterday I went to this AMP in eaglerock on my way from work. This was my 2nd visit to this establishment. I went and parked on the side street. I never called or anything (I think it is good practice to call these places to reduce your chances of walking into a sting). At the door was this fat lady. She was just standing there. I walked past her as if I was not headed to the AMP place and to just see who was around the corner. Seemed clear, no strange sitings.

I walk back to my car. I am feeling a little weird now. I feel like I need to call right now and see what's going on. Before I can make the call, a z4 BMW pulls infront of me. Out comes a large guy and he walks straight in. He had the MO of a monger (thirsty monger). I waited a couple of minutes and seeing that he didn't come out in handcuffs, I decided it was safe to go in.

Once in, greeted by "titi " or "kiki". Walked into a room. She is the same girl who provided the massage. She was cute, spoke fair about of english. Donation. 6 (too steep for HJ). I will not repeat. I don't know, but am sure more services are available here. I think I just need to meet the right provider.

Here is where the funny stuff begin. I walk out my room. That monger was also just leaving. I guess he took 1hr and I took 30 minutes. So he sees me and his face gets all red. I can see the guy is visibly shaken. I think in his mind, he is either caught or being robbed. I don't know what made him act that way. He started saying "sorry, I don't know why I am here". Remember, I have not said a word to the guy. Did he think I was chris hansen with abc news?

I didn't talk back but walked behind him and remember the guy was parked infront of my car. He starts driving and I do too. He thinks I was following him and made a run for it in one of the ally ways. The guy was so terrified.

If he reads this, please chill, most people in those joints are mostly clients. They want a massage too.

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy;1389610]When you go for your massage, and if you don't see any of those familiar faces you know, then after you "legit" massage leave a pound of bacon for a tip. If nothing else, you will frustrate the hell out of all the LEO's waiting around to make a bust. :D[/QUOTE]Wouldn't the cops be breaking the law if they gave anyone a massage for money in an massage establishment if they weren't a CMT? As soon as they start the act of massage there are breaking the law. Just the same if they were UC and playing a doctor or a nurse, they could not do any procedures. They could play the part up to actually performing the service. On the other hand, a monger could be technically right and the courts would laugh and toss out of the objection.

Nutz,

Yea, you are right that they would be breaking the law, that's why it's called entrapment. I've seen and heard about LEO doing some weird shit just to make a bust.

[QUOTE=Nutzoid;1389634]Wouldn't the cops be breaking the law if they gave anyone a massage for money in an massage establishment if they weren't a CMT? As soon as they start the act of massage there are breaking the law. Just the same if they were UC and playing a doctor or a nurse, they could not do any procedures. They could play the part up to actually performing the service. On the other hand, a monger could be technically right and the courts would laugh and toss out of the objection.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dirty Old Guy; 1390321]Nutz,

Yea, you are right that they would be breaking the law, that's why it's called entrapment. I've seen and heard about LEO doing some weird shit just to make a bust.[/QUOTE]LEO will do some weird shit that is for sure. We have never seen the wave of of AMPs in almost every city like we are seeing now. At some point there will be a breaking point and some inter-agency police crackdown will occur sooner or later. I know some forum members might say stings are uncommon but these are uncommon times. There are cities throughout SOCal where there are 6-7 AMPs in a block or two. Just keep in mind that you are only breaking the law when you pay money for sex. It is not against the law to get a massage. So, always keep your cool and never admit anything. You don't need to answer any questions. I try and stay with regulars and never discuss money unless I am absolutely sure she is a known or recommended provider. I don't mind taking one for the team but I am very careful. Be attentive, look for the signs, trust your instinct and don't let the little head do all the thinking. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.