Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Bubba1979]Dang. Very, very bad week in mongerland. Jeez. Where do I start? Well. First stop Tibetian massage on Alma school. Disregarding a few posts here, I thought I would be the exception and get some "extras". Big time mistake. Not only did I not get extras, I got a dude that rubbed me down. Am I kidding? Hell no. For some reason I did not want to insult the guy. Believe me, I was thinking of all you guys and asking myself if I would post the humiliating details. So there you have it. Total melt down. Massaged by a Chinese guy. Damn! In fairness I have to admit it was a good massage, but none the less embarrasing.

Ok. So. After that I had the bright idea of meeting "trish" from craigslist despite Pepe's warnings. Another huge mistake. Shades of the joker from the latest Batman flick. Damn! What the hell is going on here? 70 bones for a tragic encounter. Holy smoke. I have an engine on fire here!

As far as some newbie asking about Jamie at Scottsdale massage. I don't think she is full service. I don't believe the "I saw her picture on the wall" story either. Quite frankly, she is my greatest encounter as of yet in this sorted career I have stumbled upon. Whoever you are guy. Don't expect any info on prized quarry on your first posting. Just not gonna happen.

Forgive my rambling.I write this from a cheap hotel in tempe after my Trish debacle.

What say we have a monger get together somewhere? I know I know. But I bet it would be alot of fun! Man. Someone throw me a bone. I need a sure thing at this point.

Bubba[/QUOTE]Thanks for the post and point well taken about me being a newbie here. You are quite right about that point. However, I'm no stranger to other boards around the valley. I do appreciate your input on the Scottsdale lady, but it came a day late. You're right, she's good but not the FS I was hoping for. Still, she did a damn good job with the massage.

Be Safe, Play Safe

[QUOTE=Illegal Gringo]Bubba,

The real question you have to ask yourself is whether it moved while a dude was rubbing you down.

circa 1990's Seinfeld episode[/QUOTE]
I remember that episode. Hilarious. I guess I would never put myself in that situation and would simply say that I feel more comfortable with a masseuse (a female massage person) as opposed to a masseur which is a dude.
DN

[QUOTE=Illegal Gringo]Bubba,

The real question you have to ask yourself is whether it moved while a dude was rubbing you down.

circa 1990's Seinfeld episode[/QUOTE]I figured I'd open my self up for some ribbing after that debacle.. In retrospect, its still a tough choice between the massage guy and Trish!

Ha.

What do you guys think, is a full hour a waste of money? Stick to the half hour?

I called Massage Max yesterday to see if Sarah was available. I had seen Yoko several times so I wanted to try the other girl that works their. I called and asked if Sarah was working, and was told yes she was working. When I got their, Yoko came to the window, I asked for Sarah and she said that she was Sarah now. What about the other girl. She is also named Sarah plus she goes by several other names and was on vacation. I politely left. If you call ahead be sure of who you want to see. FYI.

[QUOTE=Not Thatguy]What do you guys think, is a full hour a waste of money? Stick to the half hour?[/QUOTE]I've only been to 2 AMP's so far but I have gone for the Hour both times. I enjoy a good massage, what can I say.

[QUOTE=Not Thatguy]What do you guys think, is a full hour a waste of money? Stick to the half hour?[/QUOTE]

YMMV, of course. When I first started going to AMPs I had 3 or 4 half hour massages with no extras. After the last, I asked something like "with 1 hour do I get back and front?". Smile, nod, and I made a new friend.

With an hour, you should definitely get "the flip" and not have to worry much about time (in general).

Tooncinator

[QUOTE=Not Thatguy]What do you guys think, is a full hour a waste of money? Stick to the half hour?[/QUOTE]What do you want out of the AMP? If you are into the massage part then the hour is definitely worth it. If you are only there for extras then go for the 30 minute. I used to frequent an AMP that offered 20 minutes for 20 bucks (+tip). That was a bargain. The massage part sucked so why lay there for another 40 minutes? Got too much other stuff to do. You don't need to get the hour to get extras.

Finally got to see Tasha at Rose Garden. Wanted an hour cause I heard her massages are actually good but she only had time for 45 minutes. Wished I had got the hour cause she does know how to give a massage. She also knows how to give a good table shower. It was 50 bucks for 45 minutes plus I paid 60 more for the tip which included topless HJ. I will repeat. I could have had the HJ for 40 but she insisted on 20 more for topless.

Anfu was a great place to visit today. Ada is unfortunately cycled out but Sophia was there, great as always. Interesting crew that they always have there. Often get an excellant therapeutic massage and the therepy extends beyond the traditional. My only complaint is after I get my massage there the next day, I need another therepeutic massage for my lower back.

I always get the hour. They always give me a full hour. If there is time left after desert, they revert back to a therepeutic massage. Taking pride in their work, an American trait from "made in China". What a great world we live in.

Total investment including 1 hour appointment is $. 8.

The Banker

Yoko! Wow! What can I say. Visited this am and was reminded of the Robert Palmer song 'Simply Irresistible'

What a doll-baby!

Wow! (oh sorry already said that)

DN

[QUOTE=Redrocks]From what I've heard, women range from 30-45, standard house rates, typical AMP rates with services going up around $.4 for FS. Friendlier service than other N. Scottsdale area AMPs.[/QUOTE]I am new to this site when you guys give a price is there always a 100.00 in front of the number. you say $.4 for full service?

Also i have been looking at mary from backpage who advertises massage and jacuzzie and shows her in a poll she say's $100.00 and body been there and is it worth it.

[QUOTE=Grabme1]I called Massage Max yesterday to see if Sarah was available. I had seen Yoko several times so I wanted to try the other girl that works their. I called and asked if Sarah was working, and was told yes she was working. When I got their, Yoko came to the window, I asked for Sarah and she said that she was Sarah now. What about the other girl. She is also named Sarah plus she goes by several other names and was on vacation. I politely left. If you call ahead be sure of who you want to see. FYI.[/QUOTE]
When I last visited (late morning) Yoko appeared to be the only one working. We may agree that there is absolutely nothing wrong with her! But I would agree also that variety is the spice of life.
I asked Yoko about Angie whom I used to see and she said that Angie is no longer there. I believe that Merlin confirmed that she is now working at the East Valley location ... Sports Therapy or something like that.
Massage Max had closed the CC location sometime ago and then reopened fairly recently.
This new location is really nice. Nice waiting room (not that we would use it), professional massage signs indicating non-sexual activities and the use of the 'Thumper' for massage. (they actually had a Thumper in the room I was in although I did not get 'Thumped' while I was there). They also have a table shower.
They are operating very professionally and low-key as they are in a medical complex (albeit somewhat cheesy), but I suspect that Yoko may be the only one there for now.
DN

[QUOTE=TheBanker001]Anfu was a great place to visit today. Ada is unfortunately cycled out but Sophia was there, great as always. Interesting crew that they always have there. Often get an excellant therapeutic massage and the therepy extends beyond the traditional. My only complaint is after I get my massage there the next day, I need another therepeutic massage for my lower back...

The Banker[/QUOTE]It's good to see Sophia is back in town. I ran into her again in a East Valley location several months ago and wasn't sure she was coming back. Great smile, and beautiful. I miss Mimi tho, and wonder if she's ever coming back. I originally met both at Anfu.

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It will also be very helpful for you to read and search the forums here to get the answers you seek. You probably won't get much response to your questions, or be flamed for asking, until you post some solid reviews/reports to gain some credibility with the members of this board. Good luck!

[QUOTE=Dogger758]I am new to this site when you guys give a price is there always a 100.00 in front of the number. you say $.4 for full service?

Also i have been looking at mary from backpage who advertises massage and jacuzzie and shows her in a poll she say's $100.00 and body been there and is it worth it.[/QUOTE]