Massage Parlor Reports

I still had a fever to cure. Since Option 1 was closed, I had to figure a back-up plan. I was debating on the Parkville Pleasure House and B&S. I actually flipped a coin to decide. B&S won. Was a good choice.

The provider d'jour was Wendy. I gotts tell ya', she gave one of the most sensual TS that I ever had. Not the mechanical scrubbing. Nice touch, and started right off the bat on the bum.

Rub was nice. My hands were a' roaming. Flipped and then she teased the hell out of the little Dog. Offered to lose the dress for $20. Didn't have the extra, so that didn't happen. Over-all, it made me forget all about the JH thing this morning.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 6
Body: 8
Attitude 9
Service 9

Butter Dog

Where is the Parkville Pleasure house, or B&S located? I have only visited the Ocean Health on Joppa, and found it very rewarding!

Thanks

[QUOTE=Chrlie Brown]Anyone been to ML since the new MGT change?

Has it gotton any better? Before it was a pretty good place to go.[/QUOTE]

I went to ML last week; I would have reported sooner but had login issues.

First off, I couldn't tell that there was new management. Same mamasan, same house fee, same TS, same service -- nothing is different that I can tell.

Cherry is still there, but let me tell you about the new girl: Ah-mi (as in, "Ah, me"). I almost hate to report on her because I would like to keep her a secret.

Ah-mi is the purest definition of "spinner" there is. She's in her mid-20's, about 5'2", and not an ounce of fat on her. Tight and firm with C cups that may not be real. It's the kind of body that has started wars.

Her service and attitude match her looks. After the pleasant TS -- nothing notable there -- I got the "light touch" that I love. Upon flip, I got a 10 minute tongue massage that just about drove me mad. For the final treatment, the cowgirl routine was all it took to finish me, and she was disappointed. She wanted more.

I still got an awesome massage afterwards -- there was no attempt on her part to send me out the door early. I was there a full hour. Her Engrish ain't so hot, but her friendliness and desire to please shone through anyway.

This girl is crazy hot and stupid horny. If you don't think so, then you just might be a complete idiot. LARS? 10s all around. This is the best thing to come to ML in years.

New management? Whatever. Just give me more like Ah-mi, please.

Stimpy

Go in peace and serve the board.

I Unexpectedly found myself on the way to York so I stopped at MU. I was greeted by Kelly and she immediatley remembered me from my last vist up this way in January. Being I am from out of town, and this was only my second visit, I was surprised but pleased. Took me back to the room, paid the .7 for the hour and got Nancy to take care of me. She is petite, small breasted but very friendly, though her english isn't too good. She gave a great medium touch massage and on the flip after some communigations gaff, started in on the HE. Free rroaming hands everywhere and she had the largest diameter niples I have ever seen or tasted, plus she seemed to be very senstive - got those nips fully erect without much trouble. After the deed was done, she proceeded to continue to massage me until my time was up. Multiple hot towls to clean, she got very talkative and promised more on my next visit. A nice relaxing hour for .5 tip.

Chessi69

[QUOTE=Chessi69]I Unexpectedly found myself on the way to York so I stopped at MU. I was greeted by Kelly and she immediatley remembered me from my last vist up this way in January. Being I am from out of town, and this was only my second visit, I was surprised but pleased. Took me back to the room, paid the .7 for the hour and got Nancy to take care of me. She is petite, small breasted but very friendly, though her english isn't too good. She gave a great medium touch massage and on the flip after some communigations gaff, started in on the HE. Free rroaming hands everywhere and she had the largest diameter niples I have ever seen or tasted, plus she seemed to be very senstive - got those nips fully erect without much trouble. After the deed was done, she proceeded to continue to massage me until my time was up. Multiple hot towls to clean, she got very talkative and promised more on my next visit. A nice relaxing hour for .5 tip.

Chessi69[/QUOTE]Glad to hear that there's some action at MU. I really believe that if Kelly herself ever gives full service, I'll be at the front of a very long line.

Having just returned from the sandbox courtesy of the Army, and new to the Columbia area, I thought I would get my feet wet at one of the AMPs in the local area. I've lurked around on the forum since I've been back and hope to use the advice I've learned to my benefit. I'll let you know how it goes.

I decided to post here after my visit today at GH. I went midday today, and was met at the door by an older but well kept mamasan. It was my first time there, but I asked for a stacey. She said stacey no longer worked there. (lucky guess) she led me to the room and I asked for 1 hr, cost. 7

5 minutes later Yumi (You Me) came in, skinny and in early 40s, but healthy looking, clear skin and bright eyes. She led me to a seated showed, and cleaned everything. Moaning when she washed the D.

5 min in the sauna, and back to the room. Massage was good, not spectacular. She worked her way down to the legs and started to tease my ass and balls.

She asked what I wanted, I said EVERYTHING. She licked my ass, balls and D. Flipped me over and I got a covered BJ. Mish to follow up with. Tight as hell. Sweet.

After I nutted, she cleaned me with hot towels and finished the massage. I had originally set. 5 as a tip. She frowned, so I whipped out another. 2 she was happy and told me to ask for her friend YoYo in the future as well so I could have some variety. She "guaranteed" I would get the same great treatment by YoYo.

Hope this review helps!

[QUOTE=Butter Dog]I still had a fever to cure. Since Option 1 was closed, I had to figure a back-up plan. I was debating on the Parkville Pleasure House and B&S. I actually flipped a coin to decide. B&S won. Was a good choice.

The provider d'jour was Wendy. I gotts tell ya', she gave one of the most sensual TS that I ever had. Not the mechanical scrubbing. Nice touch, and started right off the bat on the bum.

Face: 6
Body: 8
Attitude 9
Service 9

Butter Dog[/QUOTE]Thanks to Butter Dog, I had a fantastic TS. Well worth the trip. If only more providers gave TS like Wendy. My only disappointment would be that Wendy is a bit on the old side, but otherwise very good. Would also agree with his ratings the only difference being I may give a 7 for the face.

B&S turned out to be a pleasant surprise. Thanks Butter Dog for the review.

Was there yesterday saw a new girl , Linda, one of the best I have seen in a AMP, but see her soon because she is rotating back to NY in a couple of weeks. She did a bj and allowed daty for 80 but said fs is on menu for next visit. This place is getting better than JH. My third time there and it gets better each time.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2] I may give a 7 for the face.[/QUOTE]

A 6? Or a 7?? Rating scales are so subjective. That’s why I like to use the LARS™ scale. As in the [b][u]L[/b][/u]ax [b][u]A[/b][/u]MP [b][u]R[/b][/u]ating [b][u]S[/b][/u]ystem. I guess in the end, scales are still subjective, but this may help set a standard for scoring.

[QUOTE=Laxman #2]Public Service Announcement - LARS™

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With the Winter Olympics upon us, it strikes me that we need to address the problem of subjective scoring. I would like to propose a standard scoring system for the DC AMP scene that I have named the Lax AMP Rating System (“LARS”™) as follows:

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself

Peace and love

Lax[/QUOTE]

Bullmarket, keep up the posts and intel. Giving out ratings is up to you.

BTW, I can’t seem to find [b]Rtlr1[/b]’s latest bit of wisdom. Is he the latest contestant on the Banned Users Hall of Shame? I guess time will only tell. To bad, his whining and crying will (not) be missed.

Have fun out there,

Butter Dog

YOU SAID

BTW, I can’t seem to find Rtlr1’s latest bit of wisdom. Is he the latest contestant on the Banned Users Hall of Shame? I guess time will only tell. To bad, his whining and crying will (not) be missed.

Have fun out there,

Butter Dog

Here was my post since your lack of wisdom won't let you see pass your abudance of stupidity. I'm sorry that I don't use the worthless codes of the senior citizens like yourself. Please bear with us newbies and you might learn something worth your time instead of being lost in your little fu**ed up world. Read my fingers, special attention to the middle one... Here you go...

FYI on B&S

Was there yesterday saw a new girl , Linda, one of the best I have seen in a AMP, but see her soon because she is rotating back to NY in a couple of weeks. She did a bj and allowed daty for 80 but said fs is on menu for next visit. This place is getting better than JH. My third time there and it gets better each time.

Greetings from Music City all. When I left last week Jade Heart was AWOL, has anybody been by since. It's good to see that more reports are comming in and less crying. I could call JH on my cell, but I'm just to F'n lazy. Massage is sadly needed in Nashville. Nothing but cmt's and rip offs. Great to be back, BD thanks for the B & S post.
GT

[QUOTE=Gintonicrocks]Greetings from Music City all. When I left last week Jade Heart was AWOL, has anybody been by since. It's good to see that more reports are comming in and less crying. I could call JH on my cell, but I'm just to F'n lazy. Massage is sadly needed in Nashville. Nothing but cmt's and rip offs. Great to be back, BD thanks for the B & S post.

GT[/QUOTE]It was me not BD that gave the meaningful post about B&S. Guess you got confused, happens to senior citizens.

Had DeeDee. Poor massage (at least she tried using knees on the back). Huge ass. standard fare. I did notice that upon exit she straightened the sheet (bed towels) rather than replace. It was early, still, I'd rather see new sheets every time. I think I've gotten scabies on my legs from bad sheets (not at this place).

New ad in CP for The Spa in Bel Air, has anyone been there and can offer some feedback?