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Hey fellow LA mongers.

Just got fogged in so have a night to spend in the LAX area. Been doing preliminary research on possible entertainment, many many exciting possibilities, only thing is I'm a little hesitant to do it LA (BIG) Style without my blue little buddy performance guaranty So my first priority is to try and secure 1 or more then go on the "big" game hunt. So please PM me w any help, hook-ups, or suggestions will be greatly appreciated and you will make a monger buddy4 life that lives in Hawaii. Thanks. Fooled01.

P.S.- if this post is in anyway inappropriate or in the wrong thread I apologize. In the HI forum there is a thread dedicated to helping insure that we perform to the best of our abilities for both us and the ladies. Again thanks.

Ok, Yesterday all the headlines were about a game called Flappy Bird being pulled from all the App Stores. The creator was Dong. In honor of Dong and in being able to make 50 G / day, I was inspired to create the new hepatic touch screen game, Floppy Dong. It's a two part game created for males ranging in the ages of 16 to 99. The main character is a, well, a Floppy Dong. It takes place on the mean streets and alleyways of Tijuana. Floppy Dong is a semi-erect penis that goes through these alleyways Pac Man style, looking for the magic pills. Viagra, Cialis, generics, anything that will make Floppy Dong a Happy Dong. In Floppy Dong's journey he comes across all sorts of shady characters. A partial list would be your regular run-of-the-mill type charlatans, snake-oil salesmen, store vendors, and the "Amigo, Come here. What are you looking for?" types. Plus you got your pharma-hombres trying to pass off fake pills, dishonest Policia, and the ever present thug / gangster types.

Once Floppy finds a pill, he must rush over to the barrio rojo. Once there he has to select a Lady of the Night. Easy? Nope. Interspersed between the ladies are the trannies, aggressive BBWs, and the up-chargers. Once the negotiations are settled, it's time to see if the pill works and for how long? If Floppy becomes happy he gets to have sex with his choice. How long will the pill last? What will the girl allow? If the pill doesn't work. What are the side effects? STDs of course. Back to the alleys for the cure.

Alright. Never mind.

[QUOTE=Fooled01;1995960]Hey fellow LA mongers.

Just got fogged in so have a night to spend in the LAX area. Been doing preliminary research on possible entertainment, many many exciting possibilities...[/QUOTE]Already PMed you this. If anyone else should wonder, this place is a popular location close to the airport.

LENNOX THERAPY.

4506 Lennox Blvd., Lennox, CA 90304.

M A P.

(310) 677-1720.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2005610]Ok, Yesterday all the headlines were about a game called Flappy Bird being pulled from all the App Stores. The creator was Dong. In honor of Dong and in being able to make 50 G / day, I was inspired to create the new hepatic touch screen game, Floppy Dong. It's a two part game created for males ranging in the ages of 16 to 99. The main character is a, well, a Floppy Dong. It takes place on the mean streets and alleyways of Tijuana. Floppy Dong is a semi-erect penis that goes through these alleyways Pac Man style, looking for the magic pills. Viagra, Cialis, generics, anything that will make Floppy Dong a Happy Dong. In Floppy Dong's journey he comes across all sorts of shady characters. A partial list would be your regular run-of-the-mill type charlatans, snake-oil salesmen, store vendors, and the "Amigo, Come here. What are you looking for?" types. Plus you got your pharma-hombres trying to pass off fake pills, dishonest Policia, and the ever present thug / gangster types.

Once Floppy finds a pill, he must rush over to the barrio rojo. Once there he has to select a Lady of the Night. Easy? Nope. Interspersed between the ladies are the trannies, aggressive BBWs, and the up-chargers. Once the negotiations are settled, it's time to see if the pill works and for how long? If Floppy becomes happy he gets to have sex with his choice. How long will the pill last? What will the girl allow? If the pill doesn't work. What are the side effects? STDs of course. Back to the alleys for the cure.

Alright. Never mind.

Already PMed you this. If anyone else should wonder, this place is a popular location close to the airport.

LENNOX THERAPY.

4506 Lennox Blvd., Lennox, CA 90304.

M A P.

(310) 677-1720.[/QUOTE]Ha ha ha.

Floppy Dong is going to be a big hit. I bet you could get a sponsor (Viagra, Cialis?) but imagine the media attention. Take your $50 K a day and run!

Hey Christophe.

Lithium. Double dose.

I just love breasts like these with the full puffy nipple & awesome shaped full breast.

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[QUOTE=JackReacher;2007972]I just love breasts like these with the full puffy nipple & awesome shaped full breast.

[URL]http://beeg.com/9658364[/URL][/QUOTE]Such a perfect girl she is.

Damn this chick can cream.

[URL]http://www.redtube.com/321702[/URL]

I love when a chick creams on my cock.

It's a pretty well-known thing that cam girls put stuff inside of themselves to make that creamy mess.

[QUOTE=JackReacher;2010688]Damn this chick can cream.

[URL]http://www.redtube.com/321702[/URL]

I love when a chick creams on my cock.[/QUOTE]

How much have you spent on the hobby? Do you have an annual budget? Monthly? In the last 5 years I have just shy of $40 K. About $8 K annually. Over my hobbying career, estimating maybe $80 K over the 13 years or so, assuming I have increased my spend as my income increases.

I have a spreadsheet where I keep track of my spend, fee + tip, rate the girl / service and have notes. It's an interesting history of this secret life I lead.

[QUOTE=Amptor;2013831]How much have you spent on the hobby? Do you have an annual budget? Monthly? In the last 5 years I have just shy of $40 K. About $8 K annually. Over my hobbying career, estimating maybe $80 K over the 13 years or so, assuming I have increased my spend as my income increases.

I have a spreadsheet where I keep track of my spend, fee + tip, rate the girl / service and have notes. It's an interesting history of this secret life I lead.[/QUOTE]In my lifetime I won't say. It's a lot. Currently 3 k a month. Will increase if business goes up. I would love to spend double that if I could.

That pesky little Cupid has been hovering around my head with his bow drawn and arrow pointed towards my head. It has been fated.

There I was. There she was. She resembled my college co-ed Chinese cutie. Way back when we made love in a loft bed to this [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOkg4jFNus[/URL].

Should I look backward or should I proceed forward. Uh yeah, got to lead foot the gas.

So this Angel is possessed. Maybe it's me having recently gone to too many Chinese New Year Dragon Dances. You know how the dragon swings its head back and forth, sticks out its tongue, rolls its eyes, while hopping around posing, and blinking. Yeah! That just about sums up sex with her. It was awesome, especially when she was going to contract her pussy muscles to clench down on my dong. She made these crazy strained faces, dude it was intense. Then she would pull me in to lick my lips. Tongue fu black belt style.

Let me step back a little, this was my second time seeing her. After the first, I began to practice her faces, sadly enough; I even taught other women some of her moves. Making kissy faces, sticking out the tongue and gesturing come here with it. Yeah I was practicing in the mirror and with others so as to be prepared to unleash some of her medicine back at her. And it worked. I think my first visit with her I got the fresh Angel, new to the USA With promises of dreamed fortune. This time I got the less fresh and more robotic one. Although I really like her robotic version, it worked for me just like an aphrodisiac. Somehow, somewhere, we crossed over into another plane of together that transcended p4 p. I got the once in a lifetime visit. I think in the end I was there for 2 hours, and literally had her eating out of my hands. She was even feeding me nuts from her mouth.

Part of the fun (Everyone should google search How to give a Massage) was giving her a naked massage. Words can't describe it. She was so grateful throughout, that she kept pulling me in for kisses. And they were sweet, and they were slobbery wet. During the process she was grabbing onto my legs, squeezing my chest, pinching my nipples and caressing my thighs. Man it was total role reversal.

Next visit. I waited for her to call me. "Yeah, you're lonely? You want me to come by?" YES. The heart beated so fast that it nearly busted open my thorax. This time I just really wanted to see her, but I guess (and I seen this a lot) many escorts, MPs, etc type workers are so trained to be sex-perts. I'll see them and say, let me just look at you naked, then the next second they have my dick in their hand. This time I got the real Angel and she was still possessed. It's funny how you get to see the sex act (acting). Then you get the real thing. Whoa! I'm not going to explain it. Needless to say, Whoa! We were a sweaty mess and after 45 minutes I hadn't fertilized her valleys. This made her work even harder with a solitary single focus. Really fun stuff, here is the primer if you want to take a look.

[URL]http://www.sexinfo101.com/firehydrant.shtml[/URL].

Now I am enamored. Then as I was leaving, I got a call from my little lady Latina friend, "I miss you." The funny thing is, as she said that I pulled down my car's sun visor and out plops a bunch of money that I had forgotten about, onto my lap. Was this a sign? What kind of a sign?

Shit! You know you hobby way too much when a Ho calls you a ho. Um. Sadly that's me. So now I got my handful of "knock your socks off" providers to keep me off the radar from seeing any new ones. It feels pretty good. Plus I feel like I had some of my own demons exercised and now I can go focus on other things.

Anyone else have a once in a lifetime? I've had a few.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2015333]That pesky little Cupid has been hovering around my head with his bow drawn and arrow pointed towards my head. It has been fated.

There I was. There she was. She resembled my college co-ed Chinese cutie. Way back when we made love in a loft bed to this [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUOkg4jFNus[/URL].

Should I look backward or should I proceed forward. Uh yeah, got to lead foot the gas.

So this Angel is possessed. Maybe it's me having recently gone to too many Chinese New Year Dragon Dances. You know how the dragon swings its head back and forth, sticks out its tongue, rolls its eyes, while hopping around posing, and blinking. Yeah! That just about sums up sex with her. It was awesome, especially when she was going to contract her pussy muscles to clench down on my dong. She made these crazy strained faces, dude it was intense. Then she would pull me in to lick my lips. Tongue fu black belt style.

Let me step back a little, this was my second time seeing her. After the first, I began to practice her faces, sadly enough; I even taught other women some of her moves. Making kissy faces, sticking out the tongue and gesturing come here with it. Yeah I was practicing in the mirror and with others so as to be prepared to unleash some of her medicine back at her. And it worked. I think my first visit with her I got the fresh Angel, new to the USA With promises of dreamed fortune. This time I got the less fresh and more robotic one. Although I really like her robotic version, it worked for me just like an aphrodisiac. Somehow, somewhere, we crossed over into another plane of together that transcended p4 p. I got the once in a lifetime visit. I think in the end I was there for 2 hours, and literally had her eating out of my hands. She was even feeding me nuts from her mouth.

Part of the fun (Everyone should google search How to give a Massage) was giving her a naked massage. Words can't describe it. She was so grateful throughout, that she kept pulling me in for kisses. And they were sweet, and they were slobbery wet. During the process she was grabbing onto my legs, squeezing my chest, pinching my nipples and caressing my thighs. Man it was total role reversal.

Next visit. I waited for her to call me. "Yeah, you're lonely? You want me to come by?" YES. The heart beated so fast that it nearly busted open my thorax. This time I just really wanted to see her, but I guess (and I seen this a lot) many escorts, MPs, etc type workers are so trained to be sex-perts. I'll see them and say, let me just look at you naked, then the next second they have my dick in their hand. This time I got the real Angel and she was still possessed. It's funny how you get to see the sex act (acting). Then you get the real thing. Whoa! I'm not going to explain it. Needless to say, Whoa! We were a sweaty mess and after 45 minutes I hadn't fertilized her valleys. This made her work even harder with a solitary single focus. Really fun stuff, here is the primer if you want to take a look.

[URL]http://www.sexinfo101.com/firehydrant.shtml[/URL].

Now I am enamored. Then as I was leaving, I got a call from my little lady Latina friend, "I miss you." The funny thing is, as she said that I pulled down my car's sun visor and out plops a bunch of money that I had forgotten about, onto my lap. Was this a sign? What kind of a sign?

Shit! You know you hobby way too much when a Ho calls you a ho. Um. Sadly that's me. So now I got my handful of "knock your socks off" providers to keep me off the radar from seeing any new ones. It feels pretty good. Plus I feel like I had some of my own demons exercised and now I can go focus on other things.

Anyone else have a once in a lifetime? I've had a few.[/QUOTE]Had one a few weeks ago. She made love to me like I was the last man on earth. I took a second visit a week later that didn't go anywhere near as well. I called her afterward to find out why. The bottom line was she said she could repeat the first date action if I saw her again, but so far I haven't found the time and maybe never will as she claims to be retiring. Her husband is one lucky guy.

[QUOTE=HollywoodGuy;2015547]Had one a few weeks ago. She made love to me like I was the last man on earth. I took a second visit a week later that didn't go anywhere near as well. I called her afterward to find out why. The bottom line was she said she could repeat the first date action if I saw her again, but so far I haven't found the time and maybe never will as she claims to be retiring. Her husband is one lucky guy.[/QUOTE]Thanks. I knew you would of had more than a couple to share. Show me a married 10, and behind there is a guy that doesn't notice. Even hot sexy kinky types don't do that full time. You got to earn it some how, or otherwise you've mastered other Jedi skills.

This is just another song. Don't even know why I would post it here. Now that I'm not searching for anything I just feel like I'm going to reminisce and listen to past wisdom.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvPr9YV7-Xw[/URL]

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2015753]Thanks. I knew you would of had more than a couple to share. Show me a married 10, and behind there is a guy that doesn't notice. Even hot sexy kinky types don't do that full time. You got to earn it some how, or otherwise you've mastered other Jedi skills.

This is just another song. Don't even know why I would post it here. Now that I'm not searching for anything I just feel like I'm going to reminisce and listen to past wisdom.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvPr9YV7-Xw[/URL][/QUOTE]I think I just caught her on a day that she was feeling low and needed some love. This girl is an x SW. So it was very surprising. She just either was projecting it on to me or looking to escape. There is no girl that doesn't have a real need to be held and feel appreciated even if its only once in a while. And sometimes its easier to just be yourself with a stranger than even the people that are closest to you.

[QUOTE=Christophe1;2015333]That pesky little Cupid has been hovering around my head with his bow drawn and arrow pointed towards my head. It has been fated.

Shit! You know you hobby way too much when a Ho calls you a ho. Um. Sadly that's me. So now I got my handful of "knock your socks off" providers to keep me off the radar from seeing any new ones. It feels pretty good. Plus I feel like I had some of my own demons exercised and now I can go focus on other things.

Anyone else have a once in a lifetime? I've had a few.[/QUOTE]I had one last summer. I lucked upon a stranded little cutie who had been robbed and needed a ride. She looked 19 and was so fucking cute and my heroism was rewarded with a BJ and a fuck on the way home. She LOVED having her pussy rubbed and fucked, and was soaking wet. She gave me her phone number and even called me back once, but I have never been able to connect with her again. I am DYING to find her and fuck her but I don't even know where to look for her. I have cruised her neighborhood when I have been in the area, but I don't see my neighbors let alone some chick I met once who could be anywhere six months later.

Thanks for the memories.