The purpose of Massholes is not to post about pussy, but to argue and vent.
That's why it was created. Not for pussy reports. Besides my posts just landed me a client. He just emailed me. He's been following me on here and likes them. Ok, So I'll talk about pussy today:
If a woman's pussy is wet, that means their really hot for you or at least horny. A woman can't fake wetness unless she puts lube on. Pussy's are tighter if a woman hasn't had a baby. Not all pussy's look alike. If you want a woman to cum it's best to stimulate the clitoris, not stick your fingers into her pussy hole. Lube really feels good and also if you use a vibrator on her pussy. Most women don't cum through intercourse alone. It's all about the clitoris. Be gentle with it. Rubbing it too hard is irritating. Licking and flicking your tongue on it feels great! Also gently suck on the clit once in a while when you're eating pussy. After she cums give her a little break. Some women don't mind if you continue eating her pussy right after she cums. But most women like to have a little break, like you guys usually do after cumming. Women are generally multi orgasmic, especially during her sexual peak. Her sexual peak I'm guessing is generally before menopause. Women at this age think about sex a lot! So if you want to see a provider who really's hot, loves sex and has real orgasms you should go for older women. Sometimes a woman's pussy tends to be dry during and after menopause. If this is the case use a lot of lube.
Women who I know are good to great providers and do get into it. You probably know some of them already. If you're new to the board you might not know them.
Chris in Fall River. She has the biggest natural tits I've ever seen! She's not thin, not fat, but thick. She's also tall and has long brown hair. She's not young, she's older than the typical provider, but I'm not certain how old she is. She is a swinger and if you want a threesome with another guy her husband likes to join in. If you are interested pm me, I'll contact her and if she is interested and gives the green light I'll provider you with her information. She's not always in Fall River. Other areas she escorts are Natick, Plymouth and Tewksbury.
Danielle of NE. I have heard from clients that she is phenomenal. She also has is it over 100 or 200 reviews. She's been escorting for years. She's a swinger (that's not a secret, she tells clients and they've told me) and I'm taking a wild guess that she gets really into it. She's a bigger lady, thick with a large rack and they are real. She posts her age at I believe 36. She has shoulder length blonde hair and also a pretty face. She is very sweet and friendly so I've been told.
Victoria Spencer. I've worked with her. She used to live with me and we traveled around escorting together including the Cape and Atlantic City. She even met my parents in NJ. She's got an incredible sense of humor and is generally very friendly with the clients. She absolutely loves sex! In many of her ads she states that she doesn't see selfish lovers so give her pussy the attention it needs and she'll be very happy. Do not talk specifics on the phone or ask her what services she offers. She'll tell you she'll give you a bologna sanwich LOL The only thing you need to know is she's GFE, and you all know what that means right? She's tall, blonde with nice large bolt ons. She's an older woman, but still very hot! We spent time partying and bar hopping in Hyannis and guys gawk at her. She's tall and tends to wear high heels. She's a flashy dresser and her style will remind you of the women in Las Vegas. Her rates are very reasonable and she provides great service. Only thing is to call and conour appointment several times. Do not book in advance.
Gia in Revere. One of my clients swears by her. He said she's got the body of a stripper and could charge more money that she does. I think she charges $250 an hour. She's been a provider for awhile and she posts she's 29, but she's been posting that she's 29 for years now. I'd take a guess she's in her mid thirties or so. She's got long wavy hair, a nice body and a small, firm butt. She also has biggish tits and they are real. She's Italian and has an olive complexion. He says she's not intellectual, so if this bothers you don't see her. He also told me her set up is unusual. Something about living with her mother who's a pack rat / horder. Her mother is not in the house during appointments. Her reviews are great, some not so great.
As far as younger providers go, a client of mine really likes Fancy. She escorts in southern NH I think or is it Tewksbury. I can check for you if you'd like. She's tall and very pretty so I've been told. She is also caucasion (not sure how to spell).
A member here just visited May. She's a popular Asian provider. He said she's very pretty and he felt like he was with a real lover and it didn't feel like a service. She really gets into it and at least with him didn't fake it. He said she was really horny. For your information I've read on here that there is no gate you have to go through to see her. I think you all called it the phantom May gate that doesn't exist. The only member here who doesn't like her is Monger Expert and since he told everyone you have to be buzzed in through a gate to see her, and others have said there is no gate, he never really saw her so no reason for him to dislike her. Monger Expert is a pain in the ass.
Oops I forgot to include me. I am older. I state my age as 41. I have brown hair with highlights and it falls just below my shoulders. My hair is very thick, so it's a real pain in the ass to take care of. I'm constantly brushing it. Ugg. But if you like thick, slightly wavy hair you'll be a fan. I'm light skinned and have blue eyes and dimples by my mouth. I'm Italian, Polish, Irish, German and a little bit of French. If you have a foot fetish my feet are a size 6 and a half and they're perfect. I also get regular pedicures. They are painted as well as my finger nails, which are longish. I have a big, shapely butt. It doesn't matter how much I weigh. I could be thin and it'd still be large. When I was a stripper the other strippers told me I had a black woman's butt. I also have nice legs, small hands, baby soft skin. My breasts are unusual. They're real and firm like a teenager / early 20 year old. They don't sag. I'd fail the pencil test. I also have large pink nipples. My nipples are very sensitive so it's important to flick them with your fingers when you're eating my pussy. I do cum for real. I've been really horny recently since I had no sex for almost a month due to going on a vacation. My pussy is very very tight! Guys really like that. It's even tighter now since It wasn't in use for a month. I also have absolutely no wrinkles so far. Bad qualities at least to me. I'm too heavy. I'm not as large as my ex roommate. She was 5 foot and 220 lbs. She advertises that she's a small bbw. I post that I'm full figured. I'm five foot three inches and 175 lbs. (my real weight currently) I'm trying to lose weight and it seems like I'm hitting a plateau. I watch what I eat. I'm counting calories, but I need to exercise more. If any of you live in the North Shore near or off of Route 128 pm me please. I like spinning, walking, hiking and running. I'm not into weight lifting. Personality: In person I'm totally different that how I seem on the board. I don't talk a lot and I'm very warm and friendly. I also have a great sense of humor and like to cuddle. I absolutely adore sex! I'm also a very talented provider I live alone in a roomy two bedroom apt across from Walgreens. I do have two cats, so if you are highly allergic you shouldn't see me. I do have a housekeeper who cleans every other week so it's clean and organized. There's plenty of parking and there are four entrances. Two in the front and two in the back. Be sure you're nice to me. Don't short me or take off without paying me. I hate that! I'm originally from NJ so I have a Joisey accent. My rates are reasonable. They are $200 Hr an $125 for hh. I am willing to give a discount to USA members and also a discount to anyone who is disabled or mentally ill. You need to be over 21 and I don't have any age limit. I see anyone who is nice to me, although if you want a what do they call it, quick stop (at first I thought this was the name of a gas station when the guys first asked me if I provided it) I'll see you for $80, but I really don't like doing them. Try at least to stay for half an hour.
I'll try to think of more good providers. I'll search around for you as well and see what I can find out. As far as the one post members. Instead of giving them a hard time when they ask for information, why don't you tell them that how it works on the board is that they have to post reviews first in order to prove themselves as valuable members then they can request information. A lot of these guys don't know that. It's a review board so they just sign up for that reason. When you give them a hard time they might never come back and think that everyone on the board is a jerk. It's just a suggestion, so don't get into a tizzy about it. If this is male bonding behavior, I'm clueless. So continue to do what you want.
I've got a client coming from NH. Yes guys drive long distances to see me. I have a regular who comes from New Haven CT to see me or a fairly regular basis. The furthest anyone drove to see me was from Vermont and a few from Connecticut. Anyway I need to get ready for my client.
Ciao.
