MotorCity Mayhem

[QUOTE=TugHunter;3589766]WTF? Can someone translate this to English?[/QUOTE]Yes, is there anyone out there that speaks hooker-drunken-Xanax-stupor?

[QUOTE=MetroRailer;3590206][b]First post [/b]

Fu metro rider.[/QUOTE]Awwww, you gave me your innocence. You let me pop your cherry by making your first post about ME!

Now go wash your pussy because I didn't pull out like I promised I would.

[QUOTE=PolishTheTurd;3579374]While metro tries to piss everyone off,[b] I literally pissed on him[/b]. He is so disguisting. And the dress he showed up in was his grandmas.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PolishTheTurd;3582446][b]He was also into dildos[/b]. Brought them with him. He never wanted sex or anything normal. Might have been having a hard time coming out and was fighting it. Hopefully he will set the record straight soon.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MetroRailer;3591449][b]This is the guy who enjoys getting peed on and taking a dildo[/b]. Hard to take him seriously. The images of a 300# zit covered dude taking it hard, damaged my retinas.[/QUOTE]Well it looks like The-Turd-Burglar is back with a new account.

Look ass-wipe, like I told you before. You have to wait your turn if you want another shot at the title. Take your pathetic littlebitch ass to the back of the bus and wait your turn.

[QUOTE=StephenOh;3591592]Too funny, you never had the respect of fellow mongers and no one holds you in high regards. What a stupid POS. You need to have respect for yourself first asshole and you clearly don't even have that.[/QUOTE]It was meant as a joke to bait in a dumb-fuck like you to reply (thanks for taking the bait). Now I get to show everyone (again) how fucking stupid you are. Of course no one respects me, I'm the King of Trolls, remember?

[QUOTE=StephenOh;3591592]Don't bother replying because I don't give two shits about your childish rants, comebacks, and made up stories. You might start earning respect from other mongers the minute you actually contribute something useful.[/QUOTE]Apparently you do care since you keep following me around like a lost puppy. My contribution to this site is pointing out fake fucking mongers like yourself.

[QUOTE=StephenOh;3591592]Good bye fuck wad. Have a good evening.[/QUOTE]Good bye you [B]Fake Fucking Monger[/B], try not lying too much in your next made up fake fucking review.

[QUOTE=PolishTheTurd;3584600]Its all in your head. [b]Bottom line, metroll is gone[/b]. Thats what we wanted right?

We miss his ignorance and tough guy attitude. Pray for him. Hes possessed.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=MetroRailer;3592637][b]Metro rider is gone[/b]. I am the captain now.[/QUOTE]I'm still not "gone" ass-wipe.

[QUOTE=MetroRider;3593232]I'm still not "gone" ass-wipe.[/QUOTE]Rider is a bit steamed. I think hes ready for another shower. How sad, he enjoys that stuff. Nasty.

[QUOTE=Vaseline;3592692]I had a similar experience. Went to the back with a spinner (Remy! And all the "Good" booth were occupied. So we waited and waited. Finally she said just go to one fo smaller booth for free. As we closed the curtain the bouncer guy said loudly "I can't believe people are cheap enough to not pay $10 for bigger booth" for us to hear. Then this jerk shed the flashlight on our booth thru the curtain. That freaked the dancer out. He wouldn't give us the napkins, instead just walked away. It totally killed our vibes. I won't be back until he's gone.[/QUOTE]You guys are being fucking cheap. You will over pay a dancer like a motherfucker but you won't cough up 10 fucking dollars for the bouncer to leave you alone and a big booth. Vaseline, I know you tried to get the bigger booth but you let the dancer talk you into the "free" one and that bit you in the ass.

You get what you pay for in life.

[QUOTE=Kurse;3590259]I hit a few and had a ball. Liquor and money were flowing and the club relaxed A LOT of rules. Cover was suspended and so was VIP fee.[/QUOTE]Shut the fuck up you shit talking motherfucker.

[QUOTE=MetroRider;3593538]You guys are being fucking cheap. You will over pay a dancer like a motherfucker but you won't cough up 10 fucking dollars for the bouncer to leave you alone and a big booth. Vaseline, I know you tried to get the bigger booth but you let the dancer talk you into the "free" one and that bit you in the ass.

You get what you pay for in life.[/QUOTE]At least he is paying and getting involved. You should try it sometime. Not everyone enjoys a $20 hooker like you. Talk about cheap ass. If she is not fresh out of rehab you don't want anything to do with them.

Get off your mom's sofa, get your own wheels and your own place, take off your diapers and grow the fuck up you childish, wet bed, momma titty sucking mother fucker!

While you are dreaming about your mom as you hold her saggy 44 f braw, I was out with the lovely and energetic Blair Morningwood having my brains fucked out. Grow a pair of stones you panzy ass, cumm swallowing, venerial diseased mother fucker.

[QUOTE=DeGhost;3593344]Anyone got Heathers new digits? Her number is disconnected right now. She's the blonde 5'7" lady with lots of makeup.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Etcetc832;3591833]Can I get her diigits. In definite need of some![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ReckJay21;3591397]Can you PM me her digits thanks.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ReckJay21;3591388]If anyone can hook me up with some digits I'd appreciate it.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LohnDog;3584709]Do you have her contact info.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Thereal313;3583500]Any 1 seen her? Had her?[/QUOTE]What a fucking joke.

[QUOTE=MetroRider;3593598]What a fucking joke.[/QUOTE]You are one to talk you cummtard. Your mere existence is a joke. Shut the fuck up Opie.

[QUOTE=MetroRider;3593598]What a fucking joke.[/QUOTE]You take dildos according to Turd. Stop commenting on others. See a shrink. You need help. Its OK if you are gay. Calm down. I am the captain now.

[QUOTE=UrNext;3591853]Man posting here, I believe many post are escorts that cannot get buyers due too unrealistic pricing themselves well above their worth. Its stupid to do one time only.

Tricks, when you can get 10 at 200 . But you lie about your looks fake pictures fake tits fake ass. When you get to 28 a escort is 40 . Live for I am coming DEATH Plato.

Porn stars take" Cam's" air brush the hell out of your picture's, Old wrinkled up escorts they aren't dead but they smell dead.[/QUOTE]"Banned"? LOL.

Just wondering if it's just me, or is it really that hard to look at this "guy" and his writing, the fact "he" came out of no where and just copied guys ideas, and used a stupid name, to realize he isn't a man?

"Man posting here" LOL.

You might also say, "Mercedes" Man posting here LOL!

Maybe the younger generation just write like women. I don't know. I don't believe we've gotten that far though and think it's obvious who the women here are. Give me a break, dudes. It just seems so obvious sometimes who is trying hard to come off as a "man" while writing on a cracked iphone screen on their favorite high.

It appears the mods may have caught one. "Man posting here" LOL.

[QUOTE=Acoustic53;3592000]This is a misattributuon. It was attributed to the Roman poet, Virgil, in the poem "The Barmaid". The quote should read:

Death twitches my ear. "Live," he says. "I am coming. ".[/QUOTE]I was going to say something before s"he" got banned. Not that I knew about the poem, but, that and everything about this new user screamed adolescent arrested development girl pretending to be a dude (and an adult) to entertain herself.