Mammasan of the year award. DRUM ROLL PLEASE
The Mighty Mika, hands down (down around your balls, that is).
Muff and Tony and, if you need yet another one, ME, all agree: She is certifiable. The golden days have all come and gone for Club 1021. Mika is now recruiting at the CVS in Flushing. It is a joke. Mika has burned each and every bridge she has ever crossed and NO ONE with any degree of creditability will work with her. To know Mika is to avoid Mika. I have met new girls there who were scandalized when they realized that they were expected to spread their legs. In other words, they were told nothing at all and were literally thrown in there. Muff and I both have a heart (I presume Tony as well, but don't know him personally) and will never take advantage of a sad situation. I would usually spend the hour chatting with the poor thing before leaving.
Things are sad at the club and it reflects in their "talent" and on the Mammasan of the year, Mika.
[QUOTE=MuffyTheDiver;2371386]Laughed my ass off when I read this one. Mika is one of the most F'd up Mama's ever, whatever you wish to hear she will tell you. Just ask! Doesn't mean you will get it but she will certainly agree with you. She does the old ball and ass grab to everyone, trust me your not special. What you need to do next time is grab a handful of her tits and wait for her reaction till you remove your hand. That will usually settle her down and get her back to business. I must say she does have a nice set of titty's even if there not real as I have both felt and seen them and for an old girl they still look like "Happy puppy's".
You know your one of her favorites if she spends ten minutes showing you her teeth. Once you get the teeth flash you know you have made it! As far as getting her to give up some. Not going to happen, last she was giving out any ass was a couple of years ago when all the Spa's closed and left town, Mika and Sophia were locked in the joint together turning tricks to pay the rent till the girls came back! Lasted about a month and you had to have the golden pass as the doors were locked with an out of business sign in window and only the ones who had the "Golden Tooth Pass" were allowed past the gatekeeper.
What I would give to get the Good Ole days back there again when Mika was making tons of $$$ and letting the regulars sit around with the girls for hours, hell she use to feed me, make green tea for me, gave me gifts and let me sit on the couch with the girls just shooting the bullshit for hours! Now I'm lucky to get an hour and a swift kick in the ass out the door when I'm done. At one point I was going to the "Club" (as my great friend Daddy calls it) at least 2-3 times a week, it really was my second home at one point![/QUOTE]