Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AussieFury;6680926]Mimi answered the door yesterday like she has the last few times I've checked. She's a chubby plain looking auntie. I asked for Dior she looked at me like I had two heads. I spelled it out in the air D I O R. She pushed hard for me to "try her. " LOL. Not a chance. I held firm that I'd come back another day and started to leave. She suddenly remembered another girl upstairs and went to get her.

Another chubby auntie showed up. Not tall not DD. Not Dior. Her name was Ewa.

I hate the dumb act when I visit. Either Dior is long gone to a better spa or these guys are up to standard fuckery. Probably both.

Oasis in Wells Ave remains an "avoid" for me.[/QUOTE]Aussie, it might have been Dira, she was hard for me to understand. I'm going in one more time after Thanksgiving. I'll post another report. She was pretty nice.

[QUOTE=SeattleMassage;6681476]How is getting "just" a HE at Diva? If I go for that only is the upsell to me going to be outrageous like some have suggested?

Or don't even bother if the massage is lackluster / barely there as some have said in here? I would like to go for an apartment massage but finding one in the Renton area at the $ 200 and under range / hr other than JoAnne and somebody height and weight proportionate is increasingly difficult to find.[/QUOTE]Went to Diva last week, the chick said "We don't do massage here", offered FS for $$ I declined, she wasn't hot.

[QUOTE=Thefourtwo5;6683304]Aussie, it might have been Dira, she was hard for me to understand. I'm going in one more time after Thanksgiving. I'll post another report. She was pretty nice.[/QUOTE]Thanks. They were still playing dumb and knew exactly who I was looking for, I'm sure. She may have been at the store or she was on vacay. These spots hate to see money walk out the door.

Subject change: Spirit Spa on Jackson downtown is HJ only. Smoking hot Mimi with a thin crop top T shirt hugging perky Bs with no bra really got me optimistic. And she let me roam all over her perfect body during the excellent massage. HJ offer only at the end, and she said the boss doesn't allow FS. She then gave me the phone number of her friend who does. Phone number was Lulu Spa in FedWay.

Older broad at Karma on MLK, but looks like she knows how to throw down.

[QUOTE=GoldMinerLxv;6682421]I'm curious if any of you guys have ever been approached by an AMP provider to sponsor her for a Green Card?

I ask because a woman who I only laid twice asked me that the other day. I declined of course. Way too f-ing risky financially, plus, and more importantly, I'm married.

Happy hunting guys.[/QUOTE]Not super often, but a few times a year maybe. My response is "Sorry, honey. I'd marry you in a heartbeat but I'm not American.” :)

[QUOTE=Justice2001;6653090]Sea breeze.

Saw Gigi and Anna there. Gigi is older but cute and is really playful. Anna is in shape but more colder- didn't open up until after a while. I actually like her now, good massage, she's really thin. Saw her twice. Saw another lady there that was really cute (not Lisa) at the front desk but didn't get her name. Don't think it was Jimmi or Jamie.
[/QUOTE]Stopped by to see who was working and it's still Gigi and Anna. Gigi didn't look too old to me, she's got kind of a boxy jaw and is really thin. Anna is more HWP, but couldn't see her face as she was masked up. Might give Gigi a try one of these days given the earlier review and her petite figure. This is up on Aurora and 200th.

[QUOTE=MitchCor;6620149]Is Joyce no longer there? She was fun! Although a bit nuts IMO. Anyone new there?[/QUOTE]Might be in the area tomorrow. I just called and they confirmed Joyce is still there at Be Happy. Can anyone describe her massage, service, and physique? Thanks!

[QUOTE=HouseFriedRice;6684240]Stopped by to see who was working and it's still Gigi and Anna. Gigi didn't look too old to me, she's got kind of a boxy jaw and is really thin. Anna is more HWP, but couldn't see her face as she was masked up. Might give Gigi a try one of these days given the earlier review and her petite figure. This is up on Aurora and 200th.[/QUOTE]You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.

[QUOTE=ShtnNGtn;6683383]Went to Diva last week, the chick said "We don't do massage here", offered FS for $$ I declined, she wasn't hot.[/QUOTE]I've stopped messing with Diva Spa altogether. It's not a relaxing experience. Most places the girls at least pretend they are there for you. But at this org's shoppes the girls don't pretend at all and it's all about how much can they get for how little performance.

[QUOTE=Justice2001;6684323]You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.[/QUOTE]My mistake. Unless they intentionally told me the wrong names haha, I could just be misremembering.

1st visit last week: Cici later 30's early 40's average Chinese NYC visitor (with GPS and good English, is there a connection? LOL). Gave $$ for CFS and then upselling bs 'another 50 for daty' retorted with 'um yeah, no thanks, already overpaying for CFS'. Overall not terrible, not great CFS experience. Might return if she loses the GPS.

2nd visit yesterday: Kelly early 40's who hides her flaws rather well; some of the hardest fake tits ever seen / felt along with C section scars after her school girl clothes drop. Paid the $$ and starts with lame massage followed by refusing daty, followed by rushed CFS, complete with 'you too big damit! You get HJ now!' after less than 5 minutes of standard intercourse. She spent most of time complaining, acting in pain, over and done in 15 minutes. Hard Pass.

[QUOTE=Justice2001;6684323]You have them flipped, Gigi wears the mask and Anna has the glasses.[/QUOTE]You're right I confirmed with them that Gigi wears the mask, which lines up since you mentioned Anna being really thin (certainly one of the first things I noticed).

Saw Anna today at Sea Breeze. First I want to mention that they have heated tables which was very nice, and they had a space heater going so the room was quite toasty. This works for me since I often run cold, but it can def be too much for a lot of others.

M: She gives a good massage and initially used her knees on my legs and then up my back. She started with the towel draped over my lower half, making me wonder if there would be no HE. She did massage my butt a fair amount throughout and would get close, but I'd say it's a minimal amount of teasing. On the flip she covered my crotch, though it was barely covering at this point. She did some arm and head massaging before gently pressing on multiple positions on my abdomen. With the lack of teasing and with trying to relax my body while she pressed on my abdomen I was quite soft.

S: She asked if I wanted oil for my dick to which I nodded. She grabbed my hand to put it on my dick for DIY, but I asked her to do it instead and she agreed if I gave her a 'good tip'. I said sure and then later asked if she did "boom boom" to which she replied that they don't do that here. I roamed around OTC while she stroked me; her butt if fairly flat but firm, and I believe she's also flat chested but wore a bra that made them look bigger. The bra seemed a bit empty when I went for a squeeze, but I'll never know since we never popped that top off. I think I fired a pretty big load on her hands, she saying that I am young while pointing at my dick and motioning at her jizz covered hands.

HF. 7, gave her another. 5 and she said a "good tip" would be at least. 6 so I handed her another. 1. I did like the heated setting and I got my full hour, but I prob won't repeat if my ATF is in town. If she were to offer FS I'd at least give her another try because I want to bang her tiny frame.

I live near Redmond and I'm new to the hobby. Should I try this place?

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/xZWxgn4MUSmF437BA[/URL]

This looks like a trap. Should I stick to already reviews places?

[QUOTE=WhatUpp;6685214]I live near Redmond and I'm new to the hobby. Should I try this place?

[URL]https://maps.app.goo.gl/xZWxgn4MUSmF437BA[/URL]

This looks like a trap. Should I stick to already reviews places?[/QUOTE]I would go to be happy foot massage in overlake shopping center. Can't recall name but was a great tease and he.

First I went to A spa and got a rushed massage ending.

Decided to try the place next door.

Wow what a massage from Chen.

I don't know how she did it but she was able to simulate a rim job with her hand. She spent 30 minutes edging me. When I was laying on my stomach so put one hand on the boys and with the other hand she simulated a rim jobs. Felt almost like the love twins.

When she was finishing she moved her whole body which did a good job simulating the "real" thing.