Massage Parlor Reports

Don't feel bad. I went a couple weeks ago and walked out after seeing the "girl". I thought it was a fucking dude.

[QUOTE=Slideryyz; 1370581]Hi, guys! I just found this site recently. (posted some reviews on other sites)

I tired this place a couple of days ago. My broken Spanish worked. I called the number and some chica answered. I said,"habla Espanol?" She said no. Then I said,"massage para Cuarenta theólares?" She said yes. Then I asked for direction (already had pretty good idea where was reding the review) saying"donde eres? She said Main and 126 in English. Then I said, dos minutos. When I got there I called again asking where the exact place was. Some guy took the phone and told me to look at the building with lights go on and off in English. I got to the door and went in. Were tow chicas there and one of them took me to the room. (really tiny room with bed in there). As soon as I got undressed, she got undressed and she had a lotion and a rubber. She asked me massage? I said yes. (I thought it was massage and FS) She got dressed and started to massage my back. After ten minutes, guy at the table knocked on the door saying"tiempo". I asked the girl "no sexo?" and she said Cien. ($100) At this point I was thinking she misunderstood me that I only wanted massage for the price or something. I got dressed and left. I had blue balls and called made a few phone calls. Headed out to other provider in hurry. Both girls there? Looks:3 Body:2 What you get is what you paid for a quicky just like the other poster's review. I may go back there again. For next time I'll go straight to FS.

Pics can be real but I can't really tell.

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[QUOTE=Ocbarbarian;1372851]Don't feel bad. I went a couple weeks ago and walked out after seeing the "girl". I thought it was a fucking dude.[/QUOTE]I know I should have walked out. (had a couple of brews before went there)

Can someone tell me where I can get service from a korean 20-30 yr old? I'm talking about places that have only Koreans and run by Koreans.

[QUOTE=Brian 3232;1375651]Can someone tell me where I can get service from a korean 20-30 yr old? I'm talking about places that have only Koreans and run by Koreans.[/QUOTE]Head to Downtown LA. Koreatown on Vermont from 8th to Olympic. Just be prepared to bring your lots of cash. Good luck.

Decided to check out a MP near walnut / diamond bar / rowland heights. I guess that's a part of LA county. I had seen this place once while I was driving through the area for work.

I stopped in on Thursday night right about a half hour before they were closing. MMS peeked through the glass window and opened the front door for me and says,"Oh, you're new, welcome."

She leads me to the very back room and collects. 5 for a 30 min session. I proceed to get undressed and lay face down on the table. A few minutes later the door opens and I see nothing but legs enter the room. I tilt my head slightly to look up and greet the girl when I notice she actually DOES have clothes. She's wearing this aqua colored dress that was skin tight and barely covered anything. Feeling my luck was about to get good I relaxed and begin to try and enjoy a "massage". Very gentle finger touching.

Small talk ensued but she didn't seem to want to talk. After a few minutes she tells me to flip over and she takes the towel off. She looks and my "soldier" and says,"what do you want?"

I said,"Huh"

With an attitude she says:

Her: What do you want?

Me: What are you talking about?

Her: I know why you're here, what do you want?

Me: I don't know what you're talking about.

Her: She grabs my soldier, which by now is starting to lose his perfect posture, and says "Do you want everything?"

Me: I don't know what you're implying but I simply came her to receive a FULL body massage with your hands.

Her: That will be. 4.

Me: Ok.

She then grabs some oil and begins quite possibly the worst HJ I have ever received in my life. EVER. Even compared to my first GF that had never even touched a dick before! After a good 10 minutes she became upset and pulled her C sized fun bags out and started huffing and puffing, hoping to make me finish.

I politely took her hand off and said,"I think we're both done here." I put my clothes on, tipped her. 2 and said to have a nice day. After all the attitude she gave me and her effort, as I'm walking out she says,"Thanks, see you next time!" BS! I'm not sure if all their girls are like she is but I don't think I'll ever go back there.

Based on the look of the place and the fact that the girls are korean, I'm pretty sure FS can be had. They're all private rooms and they're not massage tables, they're the size of twin sized beds.

I don't think I'll be heading back there but like I said, I'm pretty sure a better experience can probably be head, as long as it's the right provider. It's also possible that she didn't like the fact I only wanted a HJ. I've had this happen before at FS joints where all I want is a HJ and the girl says,"Since this is your first time I'll do it this time, but next time we'll only provide FS. The tip should be $"

Whatever, I think I need to find me another non-pro. And, also, what's up with the oil at some of these HJ places. They make my crotch itch the next day. I prefer the lotion rather than the oil. Has anyone else noticed this problem?

[QUOTE=Doctordelamor; 1375842]Decided to check out a MP near walnut / diamond bar / rowland heights. I guess that's a part of LA county. I had seen this place once while I was driving through the area for work.

I stopped in on Thursday night right about a half hour before they were closing. MMS peeked through the glass window and opened the front door for me and says,"Oh, you're new, welcome."

She leads me to the very back room and collects. 5 for a 30 min session. I proceed to get undressed and lay face down on the table. A few minutes later the door opens and I see nothing but legs enter the room. I tilt my head slightly to look up and greet the girl when I notice she actually DOES have clothes. She's wearing this aqua colored dress that was skin tight and barely covered anything. Feeling my luck was about to get good I relaxed and begin to try and enjoy a "massage". Very gentle finger touching.

Small talk ensued but she didn't seem to want to talk. After a few minutes she tells me to flip over and she takes the towel off. She looks and my "soldier" and says,"what do you want?"

I said,"Huh"

With an attitude she says:

Her: What do you want?

Me: What are you talking about?

Her: I know why you're here, what do you want?

Me: I don't know what you're talking about.

Her: She grabs my soldier, which by now is starting to lose his perfect posture, and says "Do you want everything?"

Me: I don't know what you're implying but I simply came her to receive a FULL body massage with your hands.

Her: That will be. 4.

Me: Ok.

She then grabs some oil and begins quite possibly the worst HJ I have ever received in my life. EVER. Even compared to my first GF that had never even touched a dick before! After a good 10 minutes she became upset and pulled her C sized fun bags out and started huffing and puffing, hoping to make me finish.

I politely took her hand off and said,"I think we're both done here." I put my clothes on, tipped her. 2 and said to have a nice day. After all the attitude she gave me and her effort, as I'm walking out she says,"Thanks, see you next time!" BS! I'm not sure if all their girls are like she is but I don't think I'll ever go back there.

Based on the look of the place and the fact that the girls are korean, I'm pretty sure FS can be had. They're all private rooms and they're not massage tables, they're the size of twin sized beds.

I don't think I'll be heading back there but like I said, I'm pretty sure a better experience can probably be head, as long as it's the right provider. It's also possible that she didn't like the fact I only wanted a HJ. I've had this happen before at FS joints where all I want is a HJ and the girl says,"Since this is your first time I'll do it this time, but next time we'll only provide FS. The tip should be $"

Whatever, I think I need to find me another non-pro. And, also, what's up with the oil at some of these HJ places. They make my crotch itch the next day. I prefer the lotion rather than the oil. Has anyone else noticed this problem?[/QUOTE]When she said "What do you want?", why didn't you tell her what you wanted? Unless I'm missing something it sounds like she would have given you whatever you wanted. They know why we frequent these places! Did she have a bad attitude before she asked, or did the attitude come after you said huh? Maybe she was just being direct and didn't feel like bullshitting around.

[QUOTE=Doctordelamor; 1375842]. Small talk ensued but she didn't seem to want to talk. After a few minutes she tells me to flip over and she takes the towel off. She looks and my "soldier" and says,"what do you want?"

I said,"Huh"

With an attitude she says:

Her: What do you want?

Me: What are you talking about?

Her: I know why you're here, what do you want?

Me: I don't know what you're talking about.

Her: She grabs my soldier, which by now is starting to lose his perfect posture, and says "Do you want everything?"

Me: I don't know what you're implying but I simply came her to receive a FULL body massage with your hands.

Her: That will be. 4.

Me: Ok.[/QUOTE]I believe she was simply asking you "what would you like"? Half & half, HJ, BJ, Russian, everything, what?

FS joints prefer to provide FS = more tip. If all you wanted was a HJ, just be up front with her and let her know. She might not have been happy with it, but at least you avoid the misunderstanding. After all, you walked in half hour before they close. She's been there all day, she most likely wanted to get home too and didn't want to beat around the Bush.

Me: I prefer them to be up front and ask what I'd like and tell me if they don't do "that". That way I get to decide if I stay or leave.

Doesn't sound like a bad place, I might give it a go.

[QUOTE=Christophe1; 1371399]Just found this on backpage if anyone is interested.

[url]http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/nuru-your-fantasy-newsweet-japanese-girl-today-nuru-29/17714696[/url]

Hi this is SAKI, I'm NOT working for agaency. I'm Japanese. 5'6, 125lb. I will be in town TODAY! I also do Japanese NURU session today! If you want to try NURU please let me know. My time is limited (till 7pm) so please make an appointment with me today! I like to show you great time!

If I don't answer because I'm busy. I will return your call when I can or call me back please.

I will start to answering my cellat10am 4246033453 (no blocked number or text please)

Poster's age: 29.

• Location: San Gabriel Valley, Pasadena / arcadia.

Did a google search with only other ads coming up. I was down in Torrance yesterday and saw a bunch of cute Japanese girls. Might call based on that.[/QUOTE]Do you know if she's still around? Love Nuru. Only provider I know who does it is located in Irvine. She's smoking hot too but too far of a drive from LA.

[QUOTE=Jo Hosa Witness;1377277]Do you know if she's still around? Love Nuru. Only provider I know who does it is located in Irvine. She's smoking hot too but too far of a drive from LA.[/QUOTE]She's still available and smoking hot.

After work yesterday, decided to drive down to this joint across from mc donalds. Walked in, place seems silent. Chick came out, asked for donation. Half hour. 40. Taken to a room. She walks in same lady, she looks ok, in her 20s I would say. I do the usual and face down I go. She start the massage, it was ok. Not the best or anything to brag about.

On the flip. She plays with my legs then asks if she can do more to Wichita I say ok. She gives me a poor HJ, was disappointed. She wanted. 60 for tip. WTF? She gives me water from a cup, not sure where the water came from. If it ain't bottled water, I am not drinking it.

She had poor english, so we could barely communicate. She said her name is Tiffany. Avoid her. Maybe she has had good services to other providers. It didn't work for me. It was my first visit to this joint.

They advertise alot on hp.

[QUOTE=Socalimp;1378768]She's still available and smoking hot.[/QUOTE]Any information regarding amount of donation with Nuru included?

[QUOTE=The Camel;1382678]Any information regarding amount of donation with Nuru included?[/QUOTE]Does the NURU sticky stuff wash off quickly; does it have any tell tale smells etc. Looks like it might stay on the skin for a while. Just in case a later inspection might occur by the S. O. This is a little out of my area, but a chance for this service is very tempting. Any unwanted side effects would not be good. Yhanks for the info, you may save a life (or purse) of a monger.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1383130]Does the NURU sticky stuff wash off quickly; does it have any tell tale smells etc. Looks like it might stay on the skin for a while. Just in case a later inspection might occur by the S. O. This is a little out of my area, but a chance for this service is very tempting. Any unwanted side effects would not be good. Yhanks for the info, you may save a life (or purse) of a monger.[/QUOTE]Its a seaweed extract and will be absorbed through the skin. It does have a faint smell like plain body oil. For me a good sweat will make the skin go back to normal. Service was awesome and I recommend cleaning the pipes a few times before as I lost it during the FS.

It was like something out of a japanese porn video. And she is very attractive. Body is 8, face is 7 and service was a 8. Damage was 160

I went to her location in Southbay and not too sure if she's the same girl in Irvine.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1383130]Does the NURU sticky stuff wash off quickly; does it have any tell tale smells etc. Looks like it might stay on the skin for a while. Just in case a later inspection might occur by the S. O. This is a little out of my area, but a chance for this service is very tempting. Any unwanted side effects would not be good. Yhanks for the info, you may save a life (or purse) of a monger.[/QUOTE]According to this site is is colorless and tasteless [url]http://www.nurumassage.com/[/url], It doesn't say anything about odor; another site I found says it is odorless. I would think you would HAVE to shower afterwards!

[QUOTE=Pinoy Mclovin;1375721]Head to Downtown LA. Koreatown on Vermont from 8th to Olympic. Just be prepared to bring your lots of cash. Good luck.[/QUOTE]Sorry but do you mind giving me more specific information? What signs to look for? This is really my first time.