Escort Reviews

Guys I'm fairly new (2-3 months) to the hobby. However, on the prowl last week and found an UTR lady in local dance place. She gave me her number (YES, HER ACTUAL DIGITS) and we text back and forth. Finally called her on Saturday to set up time. Had the first dream on Mon. She's 24, 5'5".125, blonde, sky blue eyes, awesome behind DSLs! HOLY SMOKES, am I happy to have gone out last Thursday! She was amazing. I asked if she had plans on seeing other guys like me. To which she answered no. Have another time set up, so will keep ya'll posted.

[QUOTE=FunTymes;1368410]Guys I'm fairly new (2-3 months) to the hobby. However, on the prowl last week and found an UTR lady in local dance place. She gave me her number (YES, HER ACTUAL DIGITS) and we text back and forth. Finally called her on Saturday to set up time. Had the first dream on Mon. She's 24, 5'5".125, blonde, sky blue eyes, awesome behind DSLs! HOLY SMOKES, am I happy to have gone out last Thursday! She was amazing. I asked if she had plans on seeing other guys like me. To which she answered no. Have another time set up, so will keep ya'll posted.[/QUOTE]Some are even exclusive. I got a few that are and more than a few that pretend to be (LOL) BUT.

I wouldn't expect them to answer the question you posed honestly.

I'm not quite as cynical as another poster here with "never believer anything a ho says".

But I'm pretty damn close.

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1368494]Some are even exclusive. I got a few that are and more than a few that pretend to be (LOL) BUT.

I wouldn't expect them to answer the question you posed honestly.

I'm not quite as cynical as another poster here with "never believer anything a ho says".

But I'm pretty damn close.[/QUOTE]LOL.

As I've posted before, how do you tell a ho is lying?

Easy, her lips are moving.

I sure as hell wouldn't believe one who told me we were "exclusive."

Anymore than I believe they "retire."

Once they cross that line of giving it up for money, they'll do it again and again and again.

I do however think you might be a bit too cynical regarding the UTR action.

One of my closest friends is a girl I used to work with who I've watched go from one looser guy to another to another. Each one worse than the one before.

They all end up with her struggling to try to support both herself and the loser.

She was all impressed by one she'd just started dating when they went in a store to get some beer and cigarettes and he paid for it.

When she told me that, I asked, well, you're fucking him aren't you?

"Yeah."

Well he SHOULD be paying for the beer and cigarettes.

He should have also been paying at least half the rent after he weaseled his way into living with her because he didn't have anywhere else to go.

You Mr. FunTymes are not the only cock I am sorry to say in town, several of those cocks have money and their are a lot of hours in the day sir. No offense but some ho's can definitely lie.

Hard to find an honest one to tell you my truth but hey anything is possible. Here are a few excellent examples a came across on the very topic.

One example, this year I started looking for women that appealed to me Russian and Eastern European. There are some actual success stories but they are few. So I signed up with an account on Elena's Models and Heavenly Hearts. I happen to know a lot about the person that designed / consulted on the websites. He does not maintain them He just advised the owners what should be done to design them. He said some are real some are fake as hell. Elena's has some respect in the business but they are not perfect. To prove his point just this morning I found this. I almost bought into their service at $500 for 6 months then I saw this link and knew the girl personally.

[url]http://www.elenasmodels.com/index.php?ap=9366166[/url]

[url]http://www.facebook.com/people/Lacey-OConner/100002573765676[/url]

This is a hell of a gal I shit you not and her information is being used and pawned off as a Russian Bride from Belarus when I know she lives in New Mexico. Without a doubt. This world is full of BS and you have got to keep an eye on all possibilities. Trust no one not even me!

Another example, I just lost a major contract with a company that subcontracted me for work at the most respected University in the state that I live. Set me up I delivered a project scope 60 hours up front my cost to prove I could do it and how it would be done. They then put me to work for 4 months. Then they brought in a new college grad fresh out of the University we were working in saying they wanted to put more man hours into it to double efforts so we could move on to a 2nd project University had approved for us to move to. So I trained him to do what was assigned. Prior to that I was told I would need to commit to working there for 1-2 years. I did commit putting aside the rest of my plans. Then after the kid was trained by me I got my notice. Replaced by a 22 year old. All my work was signed off on and approved. No complaints from the client. Not even a renegotiation on rates. Point being this is not related to pussy or escorts etc I am clear. It is related to truth lies and what even companies will do to get what they really want. More money.

It is about how few people will tell you the truth even in business these days. And you my friend just made a business transaction. Sir!

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday; 1368494]Some are even exclusive. I got a few that are and more than a few that pretend to be (LOL) BUT.

I wouldn't expect them to answer the question you posed honestly.

I'm not quite as cynical as another poster here with "never believer anything a ho says".

But I'm pretty damn close.[/QUOTE]

All of that to tell me, I'm just a lucky guy! Thanks! Seriously, I know the business end of it. But am still happy as hell that I am having the pleasure of enjoying it.

Dude,

Do think any of us needed Doc to use your name when he said:

[QUOTE=Dr Holiday;1368494]I'm not quite as cynical as another poster here with "never believer anything a ho says".[/QUOTE]Seriously, I find some of your stuff funny and yes there is some truth to what you say but Damn! Every time I see your name I know I am about to lose a couple of minutes I will never get back.

Senna.

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1368572]LOL.

As I've posted before, how do you tell a ho is lying?

Easy, her lips are moving.

I sure as hell wouldn't believe one who told me we were "exclusive."

Anymore than I believe they "retire."

Once they cross that line of giving it up for money, they'll do it again and again and again.

I do however think you might be a bit too cynical regarding the UTR action.

One of my closest friends is a girl I used to work with who I've watched go from one looser guy to another to another. Each one worse than the one before.

They all end up with her struggling to try to support both herself and the loser.

She was all impressed by one she'd just started dating when they went in a store to get some beer and cigarettes and he paid for it.

When she told me that, I asked, well, you're fucking him aren't you?

"Yeah."

Well he SHOULD be paying for the beer and cigarettes.

He should have also been paying at least half the rent after he weaseled his way into living with her because he didn't have anywhere else to go.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=FunTymes;1368678]All of that to tell me, I'm just a lucky guy! Thanks! Seriously, I know the business end of it. But am still happy as hell that I am having the pleasure of enjoying it.[/QUOTE]Say something its fair game to be "discussed". LOL.

I'm happy for you. That you are enjoying "it".

More power to ya!

[QUOTE=Senna5194; 1368783]Dude,

Do think any of us needed Doc to use your name when he said:

Seriously, I find some of your stuff funny and yes there is some truth to what you say but Damn! Every time I see your name I know I am about to lose a couple of minutes I will never get back.

Senna.[/QUOTE]No dude, I knew that pretty much everybody would know who Doc was referring to just as much as I did, but the thing is, Doc doesn't seem to have any problem with my posts and I have no problem with his and so I'm not entirely clear on what your problem is?

He and I have both posted very solid advice on ways to get fucked in a good way while avoiding getting fucked in a bad way and from very different perspectives. He likes UTR action, I mostly stick to SWer action.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again.

Yes, I know there are plenty of guys here who've been in the hobby years, if not decades longer than I have and I'm not saying anything you don't already know.

At the same time, I wish I'd had this board as a reference when I first started out because I learned by trial and error and was damned lucky that other than one ripoff, I've not had anything bad happen, but I did do what I know now was some really stupid shit and just because you know something doesn't mean every single person visiting here does.

I've seen guys asking something as basic as where the local strolls are.

I myself just asked for any info on action around Cherry street and the reason being, I've seen some damned good looking pussy around there lately and I was curious if some of them might be working. I don't know, but I thought someone else might.

Bottom line, my posts are apparently acceptable to the moderators or they wouldn't be approved and you would never see them.

If YOU don't like them then there's a very simple solution, don't read them.

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1369101]. And so I'm not entirely clear on what your problem is?

He and I have both posted very solid advice on ways to get fucked in a good way while avoiding getting fucked in a bad way and from very different perspectives. He likes UTR action, I mostly stick to SWer action.

I've said it before, but I'll say it again.

Bottom line, my posts are apparently acceptable to the moderators or they wouldn't be approved and you would never see them.

If YOU don't like them then there's a very simple solution, don't read them.[/QUOTE]You've said it before, but you'll say it again (and again and again and again) ; while I certainly can't speak for Senna, I CAN say that your constantly posting essentially the same things over and over with fairly little actual substance is annoying, not to mention posting, apparently just for the sake of posting, on virtually every thread on the Knoxville boards when you have nothing useful to add on most of them. As you said, you mostly stick to SWer action; fine, then confine most of your posts there. Coming on the BP advertisers thread and posting your misogynistic views about women with NO useful information is (at the very least) annoying to those of us who are actually willing to spend the kind of money it takes to see one of those girls. You have repeatedly come on that thread and the Escort Reviews thread and told everyone how there's no way you would pay that much, especially if they have rules or restrictions; that rhetoric provides no useful information to anyone. When you actually see one of those women (or if you happen to actually know something about a specific escort and not a generalization about as you call them "ho's") and review one, then your input is welcomed. It's the constant stream of essentially saying over and over: They're ho's, they all lie all the time, for any price over $.50 there should be BB FS all 3 holes, and here's the story of my life and some girl who was my friend and became a ho because she needed money or was doing drugs; that's what's gotten REALLY old, since we've all now heard it from you so many times.

And as far as your posts being acceptable to the moderators? If you read the posting rules, apart from breaking those rules, most any post is acceptable. But just because you see a post and think about it doesn't mean you HAVE to respond. And not reading your posts is difficult, since they seem to litter every corner of the Knoxville forum. I think some of us (if not most of us) would just like to see you exercise a little restraint. Post when you have an actual review or information, not just what your opinion is (over and over).

I wanted to be the first to congratulate you on your 300th post. I know you are at 293 now but I figure by noon you will hit 300!

If 25% were informative or educational I would have kept my mouth shut like most do when I say something stupid. I agree completely about the value of the board but it is not your personal blog / journal.

And before you go trying to turn me into some old fat monger Yoda, I have a ton to learn about the hobby and that is why I try to read as much as I can.

I have said this before, it is the redundancy of what you say over and over and over and over again that detracts from what I have admitted are some funny and informative posts.

Like Two Pup said, just ask yourself a couple simple questions before you start banging the keyboard. Is this relevant? Will it add to the conversation? Has everybody heard this from me 250 times before?

OK I'm done, this exchange is not adding much value so I will stop.

Peace dude.

[QUOTE=Anksgf;1369101]At the same time, I wish I'd had this board as a reference when I first started out because I learned by trial and error and was damned lucky that other than one ripoff, I've not had anything bad happen, but I did do what I know now was some really stupid shit and just because you know something doesn't mean every single person visiting here does.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Anksgf; 1369101]No dude, I knew that pretty much everybody would know who Doc was referring to just as much as I did, but the thing is, Doc doesn't seem to have any problem with my posts and I have no problem with his and so I'm not entirely clear on what your problem is?

If YOU don't like them then there's a very simple solution, don't read them.[/QUOTE]Obvious to me you didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday. Might keep some of the newbies from a bad experience.

If I ever decide to go for the SW types. I'm going for my first tour with you.

So the inexperienced. Should as you said. Not read them. LOL

I'm really not looking to pick a fight guys and if I've come on a bit too strong here, then I apologize.

I truly am just glad to have found this site, I'm learned useful information from here and as Doc posted, if I can keep just ONE newbie from a bad experience, then I'm happy.

TwoPupPop, if you think I'm in anyway misogynistic then you are totally misreading me. I'll admit to referring to providers as 'hoes' but, well, that's pretty much the definition of the word.

Calling a spade a spade doesn't mean I hate women, on the contrary, some of my closest friends are women and one of them spent a good deal of money to help me during a difficult time in my life.

I've never had a female friend who got into the hobby and even if I did, I wouldn't stop being her friend and so I'm not at all sure where you got that one from.

Again, maybe I've posted too much, but if you look, I've not posted a single thing in say massage parlors because I've never been in one and don't know the first thing about it.

Senna: I never said you were old, I never said you were fat. I never said anything derogatory about you at all.

I simply said that while I'm aware there are guys here who have FAR more experience in the hobby than I do, but there could also be someone who's a total newbie.

Dr. H, thanks for the support and if you want some cheap street action without the risk of cruising the strolls, PM me and I'll give you some numbers.

Peace to all.

So I took WJ's advice and got in contact with Jenna, and spent a very nice hour with her getting a slow, sensuous oil massage followed by a BBBJ. Jenna's a beautiful young woman with some real womanly curves; for those of you who have seen them, think about a build between Holly and Anna; she's quite beautiful, intelligent, and has a slightly innocent, sweet way about her that makes her even more attractive. The massage was very sweet and gentle, and the turn on impact was second only to Anna's sensuous massage (still the best I've had!).

I can say I unhesitatingly recommend time spent with Jenna; my time with her wasn't what I what I was expecting, but I left very relaxed and satisfied, and am REALLY looking forward to the next time I get to spend time with her!

TPP

First met this girl last wk for a meet and greet BJ, she young early twentys pretty eyes and thick full lips. I am here to say this girl has superior DT skills, good enough that I knew I wanted FS with her, met her again yesterday for 2hr fuckfest. Damn she wore me out, left me with a big smile on my face and ready to recharge myself with a good meal and a nap (I must be getting old ). Going to keep this one under wraps for a while, says she bi and likes three somes will have to check that out sometime soon. Here's a couple of pics from our first meet.

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Jenna, cedar bluff, massage tomorrow. 120 option and 150 option. Phone calls only