Friday night in Washington Park
Was in St. Louis for the weekend and spent time at a bunch of clubs. This won't be a blow-by-blow account, but hopefully will be some details for people who are interested in the Washington Park attractions. I wasn't planning on spending a lot of time at the clubs, but as my plans fell through both nights I ended up there.
Friday I was planning on taking a dancer friend of mine out to dinner after her shift. She and I don't fuck, just are really good friends and I was looking forward to seeing her. She texted me that she was working so I stopped by Miss Kitty's as soon as I got to town around 6:00. She was happy to see me, but told me that she forgot that night was the memorial service for Jazz's son, who was killed in August -- coincidentally the [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687376&postcount=998]last time I was there.[/url]
I hung around until the shift change and chatted with the girls there. Journey was there waitressing rather than dancing -- she still gave me a private though. I know that a lot of guys find her pushy but I love her to death. She is great. She has also lost a lot of weight across the middle, leaving her wonderful boobs and butt alone. Angelina was there, although she didn't remember me from [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687794&postcount=1005]August[/url] (no reason she should, of course). She was very drunk, but we chatted a bit. Also there: Holly, Nikki, Cinnamon, Vicky, and a few others. The place was really dead, although there were like 8-9 girls there for day shift and almost no guys.
So, after 8:00 I found myself with no plans. Checked in to my hotel ($35 at the Sheraton in Fairview Heights, go go Priceline!), got a bite to eat and headed back to Wash Park. I'm not normally a fan of the night shift at Miss Kitty's, and went straight to C-Mowes to see if that place had changed. Amazingly enough there were 10 girls working, and both stages were going., but there were almost no guys. The girls were actually decent looking, although I don't remember any names. I did recognize one girl who worked at Miss Kitty's under the name [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687376&postcount=997]Ivy[/url]. I wouldn't have remembered her, but she mentioned her piercings to me using the exact same words as she had when I saw her at MKs in August. She said she only stayed there for a week and was amazed that I remembered her. I didn't tell her why. A couple of girls propositioned me flat out for the back room, and all was available. One told me "$70 for mouth, $120 for pussy, and $20 to the house." That's like Blondie's prices, although I doubt if you get a full half-hour at C-Mowes. I don't care for how pushy the girls are, and the fact that there were two stages means that two girls came around for tips after every set. It encouraged me to stay at the stage, but not for long. I bailed and headed over to Dollies.
Just like at C-Mowes, there were almost no guys there at like 10:00 on a Friday night, although there were a few girls. They were all pretty bad, not a one that I would consider getting a dance from, or even sitting at the stage. So I headed over to Wise Guys, it was around 11:00. They had a $7 cover, but the bucket special (4/$12) balances it out. Not a lot of guys there, but not a lot of girls either. It surprised me because the last time I was there they had a whole second shift coming in at 10:00 working until 6:00am. The door guy told me they only had one shift now, working 8:00-6:00am. Man, pity the guy who wants a private dance at the end of a 10 hour shift.
As I get my bucket, who approaches me but [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=686454&postcount=997]Sassy[/url]. I just cannot shake this chick. She has NO BUSINESS being at this club. I hear she gives cheap blowjobs, so maybe that's it. I swore that I was gonna say something to the manager if she pestered me again, but amazingly after I told her no she left me alone. I noticed that they changed the place around -- the old "novelty store" was the new private area. There was a pool table on the upper dais where the private area used to be.
As I sat down a girl went up on the back stage so I got up to go see her. At first she looked kind of cute, and a bit chubby, but on closer look she was only average in the face and was just plain fat. Oh well. She said it was only her second night ever as a dancer and that her name was Simone ("but my real name is *****"). I had to explain that the reason for a stage name was so guys didn't know your real name. Anyway, she hated it, wasn't making any money, and basically was not that good on stage. She asked if I wanted her to join me and I said maybe later.
As soon as I went back to my table, though, I caught the eye of a really cute young brunette and she came over. Her name was Zoe and she had a short pixie haircut, a pretty face, and a rocking body. She didn't want a drink, but did put the pressure on for a private. She really wanted me to go to the VIP room, although when she quoted me a price my jaw dropped. It was $50 to the house for 15 minutes, and she usually charges $350, but for me she'd go $250. Uh, yeah. I learned a long time ago that girls who charge really high rates for generic "fun" usually don't deliver. I put her off and she did sit with me for a good while, no drinks, just chatting and I visited her at the stage. After a bit she offered me five regular privates for $100 and I agreed. Also, you have to buy a pass to the regular private area too -- $5.00 for the night.
She gave some amazing privates, and was very sexy. I could definitely see wanting to get totally naked with her. She confirmed that there were cameras in the private area, so she limited the action in there -- I did get a sense that she would be fun in the VIP, but not $1200 per hour fun. As soon as we were done, she moved on to other guys. Guess she knew I wasn't gonna do any more privates...
So who sits down but Simone. She complains that I told her I didn't want her to sit with me before, but let Zoe sit down. The waitress asks if I want another beer, and Simone asks me to buy her a drink, even though she has half a glass in front of her. I agree, halfheartedly, and she orders a double Hennessey with a beer back... total: $21.00. Um, no. I tell the waitress to bring her a single and a Coke back. Then her two friends come join us at the table. Her friends are not dancers. One is a skanky girl in grungy clothes and the other is a thin ultra-emo gay guy. Neither of them say a word to me, just sit there looking bored and annoyed. Wonderful company. They talk to each other making fun of the other dancers. Of Zoe, Simone says "Look at that skank -- I guess you can tell who is willing to give blowjobs for $30". When I correct her she says "Wow, $350. So, do you want to take me to your hotel?" I ask about the rest of her shift and she says "Screw it, this sucks". I don't think so, honey. I guess she won't be there much longer with that attitude. It was about 3:00am, so I bailed and just headed back to the hotel.
Saturday report in my next post.
Saturday night in Washington Park
So Saturday rolls around. I had plans to get lunch with a dancer friend (the one who canceled Friday night to go to the memorial), but couldn't get ahold of her so I headed over to MKs around 2:30 to see what the Saturday day shift was like. It was pretty slow, but there were a few girls there, including Chrissy, who I think is totally adorable. Every time I see her I am struck by the resemblance to a curvy Lindsay Lohan. She has the greatest smile and is a lot of fun. I mentioned in my last [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=686454&postcount=997]report[/url] that she was in my "to do" file, and I was hoping to "do" her on this trip -- at least a nice private. She was already kind of fucked up, and planned on getting more so. But then my phone rang and it was my friend wanting to get a late lunch with her and another dancer friend of ours. I apologized to Chrissy (dammit!) and headed out. Before I left I saw Angelina there and went over to say hi. Apparently she was drunker than I thought on Friday, because she didn't even remember me from the day before (not very flattering, but I'm sure it was the alcohol!) Also at MK's that afternoon were Holly, Cinnamon, and Kaleah (among others). Kaleah had her baby girl two months ago and showed me pictures, but I didn't have time to chat.
As soon as I was wrapping up lunch with the two dancers, my Saturday night date called and asked me to meet her for dinner. Thankfully, when I got to the restaurant it was packed and we decided that neither of us was hungry. So we went back to my hotel room to burn some calories and build our appetites until a late dinner. We were having a great time until her phone rang and we learned about the [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=732081&postcount=89]shooting at City Nights.[/url] She left to go comfort the girls and I went to get a light dinner and make new plans for Saturday night.
Stopped by C-Mowes and it was like a totally different club from Friday night. No one was looking interesting at all, although I did recognize some of the girls from the night before. Not sure if it was my attitude, or because I had just crawled out of bed with a gorgeous, real wild woman but these C-Mowes girls did nothing for me. It was about 10:00 and I decided to head to Miss Kitty's to see if they knew anything more about the shooting. They had a lot of rumors (like the belief that he was sent home already) but no real facts. There were 16 dancers there, and maybe twice that many guys. The place was packed, and there were 4 stages going. But a lot of the guys were in big groups with not many girls in the group, so a lot of the dancers were available. Sometimes there would be 3-4 guys at any one stage waiting for their turn. But there were many times when I got a girl for the full dance, or even for her whole set.
As soon as I walked in I was stunned by the sight of Ladonna on stage. Wow, this girl was amazing, exactly my type. If you have read my reports you know that means curvy with big tits (see Journey as prime example). Ladonna is tall and her boobs are AMAZING. You'd think they were fake, but they are very real and awesome. She played with them all night, as did I, and lots of the girls. She only works Saturday nights and Tuesday days (at City Nights), so I'm not surprised that I haven't met her before. She and I clicked right away, and we spent much of the night together. She did a fantastic job of making me think she really enjoyed being with me. If she was serious, great. If she was lying, well, that's what we pay them for.
Ladonna is very, very bi -- although she claimed she liked men, all night she talked about which of the dancers she had sex with and most of her stories involved licking pussy and sleeping with women. She was very entertaining. I did get a couple of privates from her, which were really amazingly sexy. I was working the angles all night about meeting her outside the club, but she was having none of it, at least not until she "really gets to know me". Not sure if that's because she really is gay, or is very picky, but I'd love to make her a long term project. Anyway, after my private she was willing to just sit with me but I released her to make some money. I know I can't afford to cover these girls' whole shifts, and I don't get jealous. Plus that lets me see other girls.
I was thrilled to see Chelsea there. I didn't remember her name, but as soon as I saw her I knew where I had seen her before. She was at Wise Guys [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=689241&postcount=1016]when I was there in August[/url]. Apparently she used to work at MKs and was only at Wise guys for a couple of weeks and is back at MKs now. She is adorable -- not normally my type but I love her personality. She is a tiny little Italian girl with small tits, pierced nipples, and a take-no-shit attitude, bordering on ghetto. It was hilarious because whenever she and Ladonna were talking, Ladonna would adopt the same mannerisms, including the whole finger-waggling, pinched-mouth "oh no she di-in't" thing. If you watch the very funny sitcom "How I Met Your Mother", it was just like Lily with the "revertigo" episode with her college friend.
Chelsea was really fun to sit with, and Ladonna kept coming over in between her privates. Ladonna was having an amazing night, and was constantly in the back doing dances -- at one point she said she made $500 in 30 minutes. No wonder she only needs a couple of shifts a week. Chelsea was the opposite. She never asked anyone for dances, and I didn't actually see her go back all night. I went to her stage as often as I could, but she was on opposite Ladonna and I always went to her first. As the night wore on and Ladonna got other customers, I shifted my attention to Chelsea. Eventually we went back for a private. Honestly, her dances were pretty straightforward, not as sexy as Ladonna's but entertaining enough.
There were so many girls there, but I barely interacted with any of them. Alyssa was there and came by our table a lot. She's another curvy blonde with big tits (mentioned [url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=687794&postcount=1005]here[/url] from August), and was always flirting with Ladonna. Jojo came by and sat with me and Chelsea for a while. They have similar confident no-nonsense personalities, although they are very different physically. Jojo is a big, thick, butch biker chick with big tits and short dark hair. I didn't get any lesbian vibe from her, but she sure looks it. She is covered with tats, which puts me off, but otherwise she'd be really attractive to me. She was fun to sit with, and I got a few dances from her.
Around about 3:00am they consolidated the stages and two girls were on one of the front stages. I went up to the stage when it was Ladonna and Chelsea together. I don't know why, but no other guys were at the stage, and they decided to give me a real show. They both got into my lap and were humping each other, scissoring, and fingering each other. I was pretty much just there to keep them from falling, but I had better than a front row seat for the whole set. It was awesome.
Soon enough it was coming up on 4:00. Both Ladonna and Chelsea were doing privates and all of a sudden the lights came on and Chuck was telling everyone to clear out. After hanging out there for six hours I had to leave without even saying goodbye to any of the girls I had spent time with. It was a bit of a bummer, and made me remember that they are not my buddies no matter how much fun the night was. I spent a heck of a lot of money (which always causes some regret) but it was a really great time. And who knows, I've made some good friends of dancers in the past. Maybe I'll see Ladonna again. If you do, have a good time.
Sunday I was going to swing by Miss Kitty's and see Chrissy, but they don't open until 4:00 and I had a five hour drive home. Plus there would be like three other girls there who would expect my attention and I didn't feel like causing any jealousy. I made some calls, gave some excuses, and headed back to KC. Until next time, that's my short trip to St. Louis.
