Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Whiskeysours;1992608]I'll never buy the argument that a poster is making shit up just because his experience hasn't happened to me. Anyone who's been in the game long enough probably has a couple of true experiences with LMTs who are otherwise legit, but for whatever reason decided to cross over and offer a HE, BJ, FS, or something else that their other customers would never imagine. For obvious reasons, these UTR providers will and should probably never be discussed publicly. I haven't read anything here from any poster that screams bullshit. On the contrary, most of the reports from some of this board's most prolific writers are consistent with some personal experiences, yet some guys remain in a state of denial.

As for any provider who comes on here to deny offering certain services, shut the fuck up. You only draw more attention to yourselves. Some of you, with your fake phony pictures just need to keep on sucking and licking, and stop posting before we start calling you out for false advertising.[/QUOTE]Very well said!!

[QUOTE=Admin2;1992433][BLUE]I get a fair amount of mail from guys complaining about JaguarXF, he's a liar, he's a stalker, he has multiple ID's, and my personal favorite, he's destroying the integrity of the forum. Here at USASG all we provide is a wall for guys to throw paint on, so long as the posts don't violate our guidelines guys can write what they want. If you don't like what somebody writes, for whatever reason, there is a simple remedy;
[list]Click on their name.[/list][list]Click [i]Add to Ignore List[/i][/list][list]Click [i]Yes[/i][/list]Then you will never, ever, see another one of their posts.

It's really simple if you think about it.

Thanks,

A2

P.S. Oh yeah, and the argument that they will fuck up new members is rejected as well. With all the people that write RTFF as a mantra here, it's up to the new guys to figure out that not every word on this forum was written by God himself. I've been a member for 12 years, I figured out that some of the stuff here is pure bullshit, (not accusing you of anything Jag) so did all of you guys, they will as well.[/BLUE][/QUOTE]Thank you well put! I do think as admin. You should have a Bullshit button so you can out some people!

[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1992381]This should help with Lindsey.

Lindsey. LMT. No draping required. She is the gal in the photos. Gentlemen, because Lindsey is an LMT, I will not get into much detail here. I do not believe that she reads the Board. But, I do not want to take any chances and fuck up my future sessions with her. I saw her twice. Our first session was so fucking intense and explosive, that I saw her again a very short time later. So, please, my brethren, allow The Jag to say this: I don't know of many young co-ed type women that are as intensely sexy as Lindsey is, yet maintains the demur innocence of the "girl next door" look. IMHO she is the personification, of curves, femininity and smoldering sensuality. IMHO she a very sexy body with a beautiful "heart shaped" ass. Great tits too. When you see her in person, you will be amazed at how beautiful Lindsey is. Her hair was gorgeous, silky smooth and smelled fresh. Lindsey's smile was effervescent and illuminating. Her hands and nails were perfectly manicured. Lindsey's personality was as good as any gal I have ever seen. Her skin is flawless: sooo very soft and smooth. Her hands are easily as smooth as any gal in the LMT biz. I put her right up there with Tara Marie and Jackie Joy. Lindsey's body was so very warm and smooth while she performed a FULL BTB massage. We started with me on my stomach while she massaged my back, legs etc.

After about 20 minutes of that, I flipped over. That's where the fun began. Lindsey slowly began to massage my chest, stomach, legs and inner thighs. Her soft hands working their way sensually up my straining thighs, toward my sac.hers soft hands gliding ever so slowly across my twitching cock and churning ball sac...back and forth back and forth with soft sensual flowing strokes all across my cock, sac and lower pelvis with her soft, soft feminine hands and fingers, while she looked up at me with her beautiful seductive eyes letting me know that she was getting turned on. Soon, the intensity and sexuality of the BTB massage overwhelmed us both!!

My massage with Lindsey was among the best that I have ever had. Lindsey takes very limited appointments, as she has a full time sales job and only does LMT part time. I will repeat as often as I am able to afford her tender, loving, caring and sensitive touch.

Gentlemen, run, don't walk to see Lindsey. 75/ hr. PM for great Intel. [URL]http://orlando.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/classifieds/EnlargeImage?oid=9768153&image=9768151[/URL].

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Jag.

I don't think she is an LMT! I think she may have gone to school but she is not lincensed. When I saw her a few years ago she was VERY pricey for any extras. What I didn't care about her massage was she was way to quick to go to the extra menu, not much massage!

[QUOTE=Barolo;1992641]Thank you well put! I do think as admin. You should have a Bullshit button so you can out some people![/QUOTE]Why not put in a bullshit button? I think that would be good.

Fellas please do not hate on JAG.

I believe all of his reports. By far the most entertaining poster on this forum.

Please keep the info coming.

YMMV... If you do not want the mileage to vary as much bring more money with you!

All these hookers have a price. Just a matter of finding the right number.

Personally, I'm not spending $300 at a massage parlor. WAAAY better options for that amount!

Jet Blue Non-stop Flight to the. Are. Is 350!

Plenty of really hot latina GFE's in Miami well under 300.

Yet to see any provider in Orlando that is of physical quality worth more than $150.

PM if you want leads on better experiences for less in Miami.

Or if anyone wants to go to DR for the weekend!

[QUOTE=Sillyolman;1992716]Why not put in a bullshit button? I think that would be good.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Barolo;1992641]Thank you well put! I do think as admin. You should have a Bullshit button so you can out some people![/QUOTE][BLUE]I don't care if you don't like somebodies reviews. I don't like the Lifestyle Channel (who gives a shit about the Golden Girls) so I programmed my TV to skip it when I lived in the states. I didn't call the cable company to complain every time I surfed passed it, I removed it and solved the problem.

If you think you need a bullshit button for a particular member, just put them on your ignore list. I know you guys don't because you enjoy starting the fights. If you won't ignore them, then don't complain to me when you get an infraction for "calling them out" the single most [b]USLESS[/b] idea ever.

Ignore them and read the guys you like.

I'm not trying to yell at you guys, I'm trying to tell you how to enjoy the forum more. I've been a member here for 12 years. On my personal account I have 30+ guys on my ignore list, and it grows every month. Life is too short to argue about anything on a pussy board. Use the time to find more pussy.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Flraven05;1992616]This is true. I was assessed an infraction for responding to a post made my a member in my ignore list not knowing they were placed in the list by admin. I don't always log in to view the forum and Admin swore that I must have logged out to read that member's posts then log back in to flame him. Not the case...I only log in to click on a picture or to post...not always necessary.

I don't even know how you view that list, just how to add them.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Falstaff1;1992596]You forgot to mention that the Administration members here will also put people on an ADMIN ignore list. Case and point I posted something after Jag had went on and on about his cock, The Admin then placed him on an ignore list I can not manipulate.[/QUOTE][BLUE]You're fucking A right we do. And I'm gonna keep doing it. I get sick of the professional whiners commenting on [b]EVERY FUCKING POST[/b] from a guy they don't like.

I keep saying, "if you don't like them put them on your ignore list." If a member decides to single out another member and refuses to ignore them you best believe I'm going to step in, again and again and again. No apologies. If you don't like it we will come up with some kind of formula to refund part of your subscription fee that you have never been charged for using this site.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;1992973][BLUE]I don't care if you don't like somebodies reviews. I don't like the Lifestyle Channel (who gives a shit about the Golden Girls) so I programmed my TV to skip it when I lived in the states. I didn't call the cable company to complain every time I surfed passed it, I removed it and solved the problem.

If you think you need a bullshit button for a particular member, just put them on your ignore list. I know you guys don't because you enjoy starting the fights. If you won't ignore them, then don't complain to me when you get an infraction for "calling them out" the single most [b]USLESS[/b] idea ever.

Ignore them and read the guys you like.

I'm not trying to yell at you guys, I'm trying to tell you how to enjoy the forum more. I've been a member here for 12 years. On my personal account I have 30+ guys on my ignore list, and it grows every month. Life is too short to argue about anything on a pussy board. Use the time to find more pussy.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I can certainly attest to the fact that my life on this board is much better and easier. I have put A2's philosophy about the ignore feature into use and it works. You notice I don't get into pissing matches on here anymore like I used to. I don't argue, I ignore!

[QUOTE=Barolo;1992646]Jag.

I don't think she is an LMT! I think she may have gone to school but she is not lincensed. When I saw her a few years ago she was VERY pricey for any extras. What I didn't care about her massage was she was way to quick to go to the extra menu, not much massage![/QUOTE]She told me she got her license in Alabama. She had lived there for a number of years with her ex. I did not bother to check her DOH Florida LMT Licensure, nor her Alabama Licensure.

Frankly, I could give a shit if a gal is an LMT or not, even though she may claim to be one in her BP / CL ads.

I am only trying to get pussy.

Barolo and my other colleagues, Lindsey is a definite repeat! Go see her, gentlemen.

JaguarXF.

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[QUOTE=JaguarXF;1992465]And I hear you in your post, my excellent gent. Honestly, I am not trying for Board "supremacy". I am just sharing my Intel for all of you to enjoy and to utilize to your aggregate benefit. I just happen to enjoy writing detailed reviews.

I have read some of your posts, GBJ, and they are awesome, indeed, my brother. You are quite the "eloquent one", if you will. You know how The Jag, and others (though not all) on here love detailed reviews.

If I ever start seeing Escorts, I will be carefully reviewing your reviews, along with several other SM's, so I will know where to go for the best escort "dreams".

JaguarXF.[/QUOTE]Thank you. You are a worthy successor young grasshopper. .

[QUOTE=Vino7373;1993004]I can certainly attest to the fact that my life on this board is much better and easier. I have put A2's philosophy about the ignore feature into use and it works. You notice I don't get into pissing matches on here anymore like I used to. I don't argue, I ignore![/QUOTE]Vino-I miss some of those pissing matches! LOL.

[QUOTE=Admin2;1992973][BLUE]I don't care if you don't like somebodies reviews. I don't like the Lifestyle Channel (who gives a shit about the Golden Girls) so I programmed my TV to skip it when I lived in the states. I didn't call the cable company to complain every time I surfed passed it, I removed it and solved the problem.

If you think you need a bullshit button for a particular member, just put them on your ignore list. I know you guys don't because you enjoy starting the fights. If you won't ignore them, then don't complain to me when you get an infraction for "calling them out" the single most [b]USLESS[/b] idea ever.

Ignore them and read the guys you like.

I'm not trying to yell at you guys, I'm trying to tell you how to enjoy the forum more. I've been a member here for 12 years. On my personal account I have 30+ guys on my ignore list, and it grows every month. Life is too short to argue about anything on a pussy board. Use the time to find more pussy.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I didn't miss your point, it was well taken. I was being a smartass, sorry!

[QUOTE=GirlsLuvMe;1992878]Fellas please do not hate on JAG.

I believe all of his reports. By far the most entertaining poster on this forum.

Please keep the info coming.

YMMV... If you do not want the mileage to vary as much bring more money with you!

All these hookers have a price. Just a matter of finding the right number.

Personally, I'm not spending $300 at a massage parlor. WAAAY better options for that amount!

Jet Blue Non-stop Flight to the. Are. Is 350!

Plenty of really hot latina GFE's in Miami well under 300.

Yet to see any provider in Orlando that is of physical quality worth more than $150.

PM if you want leads on better experiences for less in Miami.

Or if anyone wants to go to DR for the weekend![/QUOTE]Haters will be haters. I believe Jag, I have seen many of the same non-Asian indies. The reviews are very accurate.

[QUOTE=SinkoM;1991884]Welcome to the boards, McKenzie. Had a chance to see you and I was very happy I did. Go see her, people. I never had FS or claimed to have it with her, but even without that, she is well worth it.[/QUOTE]Thank you! I am so happy you enjoyed your time with me! Xoxox.