Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=JetChicken;2407787]Hello new here, been lurking for a few weeks now andI have two reports.

For my first time I went to a place in GG, saw some ads for it so I went for it. I was weirded out at fieat because there was no mamasan but a white guy. I just shrugged and went in anyway paid for the hhr and went into the private room. Got naked and laid faceup with the towel barely covering jr. Newbie move I know. Moments later a Latina came in and she smiled right away, probably because I was faceup. She goes straight for jr saying that for everything will be $ . 2. I didn't try to haggle so I was said sure. She took the money and left the room and I started to worry a little because I thought oh shit here comes the LE. But she comes back in and starts with a CBJ and then rides me CG for a while. She was worried I would blow while she was putting on the Cover and rode jr hard, trying to rush to finish. She refused K9 for some reason but changed to mish. I was close but she wanted to change position and told me to lay face up. Next thing I know she pulls of the Cover and starts giving me HJ. I protested because she had said another position and now she didn't want to because she took the Cover off and didn't have another so I got pissed and jr couldn't keep hard after that. She was trying to kill jr or something going like 100 mph with her HJ. Didn't finish and left angry.

The next place I went a week later to was in CM before the going down harbor before the 405. I went kn and the mamasan asked if I'd been there before and I said no but a friend told me about it which was a lie. Paid for the hhr and went in, told me to get naked and laid facedown this time. To my surprise the mamasan was the one who was going to give me my massage so I thought oh great its legit. She was in her 40's but still looked really good. Nice ass and natural Cs, slender figure. The massage felt pretty good and we talked a lot during. She went really close to the boys while massaging my legs. Then she started to do this light thouch massage on my back, barely but skillfully touching my back, ass, and legs. Jr stood up instantly and she asked me to flip. She smiled at jr and asked if needed help with that. I nodded and she got the oil, asking how I would take care of her, quoted a number and she got nude, letting me touch wherever I wanted plus FIV. She gave me an amazing HJ, lightly blowing on the tip which felt amazing. Jr popped after a good while and she cleaned me up. The Toweled her kitty off because I got her drenched, her legs where trembling. She gave m3 her number and asked me to call her before I stopped by again. Slapped my ass on the way out ha.[/QUOTE]I just love reading the newbie reports, haha. Great write up!

[QUOTE=JetChicken;2407787]... Next thing I know she pulls of the Cover and starts giving me HJ...[/QUOTE]Don't let them take the cover off. This happened to me a few months back. Can't remember who or where it was, but she kept trying to take the cover off at EVERY opportunity. I was puzzled at the time and didn't get it, but something told me to not let her. Later on, I figured she was prolly trying to finish with a HJ or something. No way. If I'm paying for a first class seat, I want to land in my first class seat, thank you very much, not in the back of the passenger cabin.

Hey guys, this is a question for the vets mostly. I had noticed that universally, most MPs I've been to have their girls dressed casually, with no real rhyme or reason. Unless it was provacatively of course). The last few shops I've been to however, the providers there wore uniforms of some design. I haven't tried them out (with one exception that was posted here previously), because my understanding of CA PC suggests that MPs as a general rule are required to have some form of "appropriate dress", so by my logic, most places with providers in uniform wouldn't allow me to get a finish.

What has your guys' experience been?

[QUOTE=McCooker;2410767]Hey guys, this is a question for the vets mostly. I had noticed that universally, most MPs I've been to have their girls dressed casually, with no real rhyme or reason. Unless it was provacatively of course). The last few shops I've been to however, the providers there wore uniforms of some design. I haven't tried them out (with one exception that was posted here previously), because my understanding of CA PC suggests that MPs as a general rule are required to have some form of "appropriate dress", so by my logic, most places with providers in uniform wouldn't allow me to get a finish.

What has your guys' experience been?[/QUOTE]MBC has the girls wear a uniform of sorts. They all wear black yoga pants and orange tank tops with the logo of the spa. All the girls there offer HE and roaming.

[QUOTE=Plastique;2411007]MBC has the girls wear a uniform of sorts. They all wear black yoga pants and orange tank tops with the logo of the spa. All the girls there offer HE and roaming.[/QUOTE]Yea that's the place I was referring to, love it there. Before soon, I'll be checking out VS on brookhurst. There's a very legitimate atmosphere there, similar to mbc, so I wanted to get your guys' opinion and experiences.

[QUOTE=Spud666;2409809]I just love reading the newbie reports, haha. Great write up![/QUOTE]Glad you got something out of it. I didn't. I have no idea what places are being talked about.

[QUOTE=Sticker;2409284]Since Baldwin Park isn't all that far from the outer borders of OC, I'm reposting my report from the San Gabriel Valley thread, primarily, so that fellow OC mongers can realize how much better the service can be if you don't mind being on the road a little longer.

Made the trek out to Healing Therapy in BP yesterday around noon. Got Yumi again, and although she is a gorgeous as ever, her lady bits were overly tender, which made for a less than stellar session. She was hypersensitive for DATY, so I could only use the tip of my tongue -- briefly.

On the plus side, she had added more BBBJ preview in the TS, and she added in rimming and lots of sloppy BBBJ in the room before gingerly setting herself down on my southern soldier ACG to set the pace.

Despite the fact that she was controlling the speed, the view and feel was great, so I had to stop her after a few minutes to avoid blowing too soon. Flipped her over for mish, and she asked me to go slow. I took it easy on her and asked her if she was okay. She nodded yes but looked like Sticker's width was really causing her some distress this time.

So I decided to finish things up by going DS and viewing her beautiful ass. Again, she was concerned, and she reached around with her hand around my unit to control the penetration. After a couple of minutes of that, she was relaxed enough to take it and moved her had away. I grabbed her by the hips and happily thrust away to a nice finish.

Yumi is always very sweet and tries to be accommodating, but I think she needs to work in more time off so that her pretty little pussy doesn't get beat up. Still a very nice session, but it would have been much better if she was fully refreshed.

I've been to HT four times now, with Yumi twice, and different pretty girls the other two times. Standard damage for HT: $40 h / f; $100 tip; table shower included.[/QUOTE]Now that is an effing post kids. Good suggestion also as the OC well seems dry sometimes.

Was looking for a place more on a budget and came across this place on BP. Wow. While the 30/ hr was really attractive, the women inside, frankly, were not. I will say that while Judy's massage was pretty good and thorough, I just could not bring myself to get a finish from her. She was nice enough, but definitely on the older side, at her 50's. That being said, her experience in the business was evident, in that her tease during the massage was really good actually, and got my soldier at attention. During the flip when she motioned towards the soldier however, the more intelligent of two heads won out, and I passed. She (surprisingly) didn't seem to hurt or offended, and proceeded to finish up my massage quite nicely with great legwork and a facial / head and arm massage.

Good for what it is, an hour long massage, but with similar pricing and younger talent literally down the street, I'll have to give this place a no go on round 2 for myself personally, but finishes are definitely there for those who prefer an older crowd.

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-30-full-hour/44695295[/URL]

I tried Kim's again in CM after reading a few reports. I went there once before way back in the day and got a gilf who gave a decent massage and handy. This time I was at the store next door and saw a pretty hot Eurasian fairly young chick go into the spa dressed in business attire. She had a nerdy, milfy goth thing going on that I found attractive and decided to give it a shot. I went in and she had disappeared but there were 2 good looking Chinese milfs behind the counter in yoga pants. I paid for an hour and of course got one of the Chinese milfs who turned out to be fresh off the boat and it was her first day at the parlor. She gave a good massage but absolutely no extras and I tried. I saw the hottie in business attire on the way out. She gave me a cup of water and asked me to come again. Yeah right not likely. Definitely a YMMV place.

I've cruised the place on Irvine Ave by the Irvine Ranch Market that you guys have been talking about a few times. It has always been closed. WTF?

I hit Rainbow again in BP. Got L*a this time. Same deal as the last girl minus the butt rub. This one was Latina, a little better looking, short dress, loose fitting panties so I was able to 6 pack her (Thumb in the pink and a finger in the stink.) without any complaints while I busted my nut.

JHAC in BP. Gave this place my first try based on some previous reviews. I went for the prostate massage kind of hoping to get the mamasan who looks like she would be fun to wrestle with. Got a girl there who's name is the same as a redheaded liberal newspaper owner except she was a black chick. Ordinarily I am not attracted to black women but she was an exception. Young, slim, nice rack, normal ass, no ghetto BS or fake ass weaves, super well spoken and nice. She gave a little massage for a warm up then went for the prostate. Nice and gentle and a real good release technique. She had a short dress on too with no panties. I suspect more is available so this place is on my to do again list.

I was at my bank today and saw a long haired platinum blond MILF white chick dressed like Elvira walk by and go into the Subway. On my way out of the bank she walked by again and I checked out where she was heading to. She went into the MP behind my bank at Harbor and Baker. I've seen that place for awhile and have suspected it is legit or a typical CM dick tease joint. I might have to give it a try if I get a chance. Has anyone partaken?

Happy Hoin!

[QUOTE=McCooker;2411531]Was looking for a place more on a budget and came across this place on BP. Wow. While the 30/ hr was really attractive, the women inside, frankly, were not. I will say that while Judy's massage was pretty good and thorough, I just could not bring myself to get a finish from her. She was nice enough, but definitely on the older side, at her 50's. That being said, her experience in the business was evident, in that her tease during the massage was really good actually, and got my soldier at attention. During the flip when she motioned towards the soldier however, the more intelligent of two heads won out, and I passed. She (surprisingly) didn't seem to hurt or offended, and proceeded to finish up my massage quite nicely with great legwork and a facial / head and arm massage.

Good for what it is, an hour long massage, but with similar pricing and younger talent literally down the street, I'll have to give this place a no go on round 2 for myself personally, but finishes are definitely there for those who prefer an older crowd.

[URL]http://orangecounty.backpage.com/BodyRubs/massage-30-full-hour/44695295[/URL][/QUOTE]Went here last Friday and got the same experience. The lady was around 60 so I told her to stop after 20 mns and bailed. Scary experience indeed.

[QUOTE=PotShot;2411688]I was at my bank today and saw a long haired platinum blond MILF white chick dressed like Elvira walk by and go into the Subway. On my way out of the bank she walked by again and I checked out where she was heading to. She went into the MP behind my bank at Harbor and Baker. I've seen that place for awhile and have suspected it is legit or a typical CM dick tease joint. I might have to give it a try if I get a chance. Has anyone partaken?
[/QUOTE]There's an MP behind the WF bank at Harbor and Baker? The only MP at that corner that I know of is next to the pizza shop on the NW corner.

Been in San Diego, on the way back hit some joint upstairs from Starbucks on Ortega. Older ladies but its a clean place. Massage was ok, I could touch her legs some but could tell she wasn't going to give me anything more since she wouldn't rub my ass. Five buck tip and out. So I then stopped at the place next to Howards off La Paz in the corner. Lady was ok, flirty and did lots of tease. She I got a handy but another older lady. Had some food after over on El Toro and was tempted to hit another place but I spotted one of those nail and hair places across from Sizzler. Sure I saw the Massage place upstairs but I know that place and the tattoo shop next to it. Was not in the mood for another old lady. Went in to get a haircut by some friendly viets. So to cut it short, after the haircut, the other girl takes me ot the back and starts to take off my shirt but I said I thought down there and pointed. She was game, drop my shorts and lathers me up with lots of rubbing. Says I look happy and then shaves me clean. Then lotions me up and does a two hand slow handy till I'm done. Gave me a kiss and said fun? I said more fun if she kissed everywhere and she laughed. So I gave 60 for the handy shave and 12 for the haircut. Much better then the massages I got right before. Crazy!

South county is really hard to find any young girls. Always over 30 all the way to 90. I do like Anna at Serinity but so does everyone else she's getting burned out. Still looking for something hot.

[QUOTE=PotShot;2411688]I tried Kim's again in CM after reading a few reports. I went there once before way back in the day and got a gilf who gave a decent massage and handy. This time I was at the store next door and saw a pretty hot Eurasian fairly young chick go into the spa dressed in business attire. She had a nerdy, milfy goth thing going on that I found attractive and decided to give it a shot. I went in and she had disappeared but there were 2 good looking Chinese milfs behind the counter in yoga pants. I paid for an hour and of course got one of the Chinese milfs who turned out to be fresh off the boat and it was her first day at the parlor. She gave a good massage but absolutely no extras and I tried. I saw the hottie in business attire on the way out. She gave me a cup of water and asked me to come again. Yeah right not likely. Definitely a YMMV place.

I've cruised the place on Irvine Ave by the Irvine Ranch Market that you guys have been talking about a few times. It has always been closed. WTF?

I hit Rainbow again in BP. Got L*a this time. Same deal as the last girl minus the butt rub. This one was Latina, a little better looking, short dress, loose fitting panties so I was able to 6 pack her (Thumb in the pink and a finger in the stink.) without any complaints while I busted my nut.

JHAC in BP. Gave this place my first try based on some previous reviews. I went for the prostate massage kind of hoping to get the mamasan who looks like she would be fun to wrestle with. Got a girl there who's name is the same as a redheaded liberal newspaper owner except she was a black chick. Ordinarily I am not attracted to black women but she was an exception. Young, slim, nice rack, normal ass, no ghetto BS or fake ass weaves, super well spoken and nice. She gave a little massage for a warm up then went for the prostate. Nice and gentle and a real good release technique. She had a short dress on too with no panties. I suspect more is available so this place is on my to do again list.

I was at my bank today and saw a long haired platinum blond MILF white chick dressed like Elvira walk by and go into the Subway. On my way out of the bank she walked by again and I checked out where she was heading to. She went into the MP behind my bank at Harbor and Baker. I've seen that place for awhile and have suspected it is legit or a typical CM dick tease joint. I might have to give it a try if I get a chance. Has anyone partaken?

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]The one on Irvine near the ranch market is in the back of the building, well marked. I suspect you went to the one in front, closed for years and I think is something else.

I haven't been there but that platinum blond MILF you speak of got my attention. Put the ol internet to use and found reviews on RM and MPR. Sounds like the ususal are&T with all asian staff, but I'm very curious about that MILF. If I venture out that way I'll see what I can find.

[QUOTE=PotShot;2411688]I tried Kim's again in CM after reading a few reports. I went there once before way back in the day and got a gilf who gave a decent massage and handy. This time I was at the store next door and saw a pretty hot Eurasian fairly young chick go into the spa dressed in business attire. She had a nerdy, milfy goth thing going on that I found attractive and decided to give it a shot. I went in and she had disappeared but there were 2 good looking Chinese milfs behind the counter in yoga pants. I paid for an hour and of course got one of the Chinese milfs who turned out to be fresh off the boat and it was her first day at the parlor. She gave a good massage but absolutely no extras and I tried. I saw the hottie in business attire on the way out. She gave me a cup of water and asked me to come again. Yeah right not likely. Definitely a YMMV place.

I've cruised the place on Irvine Ave by the Irvine Ranch Market that you guys have been talking about a few times. It has always been closed. WTF?

I hit Rainbow again in BP. Got L*a this time. Same deal as the last girl minus the butt rub. This one was Latina, a little better looking, short dress, loose fitting panties so I was able to 6 pack her (Thumb in the pink and a finger in the stink.) without any complaints while I busted my nut.

JHAC in BP. Gave this place my first try based on some previous reviews. I went for the prostate massage kind of hoping to get the mamasan who looks like she would be fun to wrestle with. Got a girl there who's name is the same as a redheaded liberal newspaper owner except she was a black chick. Ordinarily I am not attracted to black women but she was an exception. Young, slim, nice rack, normal ass, no ghetto BS or fake ass weaves, super well spoken and nice. She gave a little massage for a warm up then went for the prostate. Nice and gentle and a real good release technique. She had a short dress on too with no panties. I suspect more is available so this place is on my to do again list.

I was at my bank today and saw a long haired platinum blond MILF white chick dressed like Elvira walk by and go into the Subway. On my way out of the bank she walked by again and I checked out where she was heading to. She went into the MP behind my bank at Harbor and Baker. I've seen that place for awhile and have suspected it is legit or a typical CM dick tease joint. I might have to give it a try if I get a chance. Has anyone partaken?

Happy Hoin![/QUOTE]I haven't been there but that platinum blond MILF you speak of got my attention. Put the ol internet to use and found reviews on RM and MPR. Sounds like the ususal are&T with all asian staff, but I'm very curious about that MILF. If I venture out that way I'll see what I can find. Also what / where is JHAC?