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[QUOTE=OneWayOut;5508166]The Charli Experience has landed in Palm Bay FYI, OMG.[/QUOTE]Soupbean was kind enough to give me contact information. Hopefully she will find me worthy!

[QUOTE=Stealth17;5506733]When I was living in Macon, a friend took a provider to his house while his wife was visiting her mother in Nashville. When she came home she found one of those elastic hair things that women ware. It had slipped under the bed. She knew it wasn't hers and certainly not his. Things went down hill from there and in two months they were divorced. He lost a lot of money and half of his pension. A motel room would have been a lot cheaper and much less risky.[/QUOTE]Those FUCKIN scrunchies, I swear women leave them on purpose.

[QUOTE=Yondaime;5507946]I've tried several times with this one, the first time I get the address and say I'm five minutes away. As soon as I get there all of a sudden family just showed up. Whatever life happens. The next time we agree for 10 am at around 8 am. 9:30 comes she's a ghost. Texts me around 3 pm apologizing and saying she doesn't normally do that tries to set up for around 7 that night. Well she becomes a ghost once again. She then texts me the next day apologizing and saying family came over and didn't leave. Says she normally doesn't just ignore people. I said communication would've beeen nice I understand that things come up. Long story short she begs me to come see her and then does the same ghost act.[/QUOTE]I went to see her last week and it took sometime for me to get in touch with her. It was well worth the wait. She does have a regular job. I will repeat as often as I can.

[QUOTE=FireSprinklerG;5508738]I went to see her last week and it took sometime for me to get in touch with her. It was well worth the wait. She does have a regular job. I will repeat as often as I can.[/QUOTE]I repeated yesterday, kind of texted her on a whim as I did not see an ad posted and comms were good. Before the first visit was hit or miss. As for the fake photos, I have only seen a few providers who use their real photos. One of the first things we always say in a review whether they looked like their photos or not.

[QUOTE=JayJayTwo;5505529]I'd never do that because my SO notices EVERYTHING whenever she returns from being out of town! I'm talking about stuff I'd never notice myself, I folded towels wrong (because there's a wrong way evidently), I put cutlery back in the wrong place, crazy stuff. Plus, she does all the housecleaning, including laundry and changing the sheets and she flips our mattress too. If there was even a strand of hair anywhere near our bed, I guarantee she'd see it! Bring any side piece to the house? For this guy, hell no! Willie, you've got balls of steel, my friend![/QUOTE]Damn. Can I borrow her strictly for the housecleaning? LOL.

[QUOTE=Putzy;5507845]We give suggestions on how to do car dates safely.[/QUOTE]Where are these tips? That's about all I'm limited to these days. My windows are tinted but damn I'm still paranoid that I'll get that tap on the window.

[QUOTE=UrinalPube;5508821]Where are these tips? That's about all I'm limited to these days. My windows are tinted but damn I'm still paranoid that I'll get that tap on the window.[/QUOTE]Brother, I haven't done a car date in 20 years, way too risky and dangerous! Back in the 90's, there used to be quite a few girls on US1 in Melbourne and occasionally, I would pick one up and for $20 get a decent BBBJ. Those days are long gone and picking up a SW is VERY ill advised. As far as a car date with a regular provider, that's also risky, although Orlando seems to have a corner on that market! Unfortunately, very few providers have clean and safe in calls and almost all UTRS usually do. There are a few women who advertise on STG for short visits and in some cases just headache relief! Check them out and if you can, go back and try and read some reviews.

[QUOTE=Willie24;5505765]I understand completely but it's extremely rare that I would ever do this and in twenty five years of mongering, I think I've only done it a half dozen times and always with a long time UTR or girlfriend. Besides, my SO is nowhere as fastidious as JayJayTwo's! Thank God![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=UrinalPube;5508810]Damn. Can I borrow her strictly for the housecleaning? LOL.[/QUOTE]My SO is crazy about the cleaning. I've woken up at 2:00 am, SO not in bed, I go looking for her and she's on her hands and knees scrubbing the grout in the kitchen tile! One of her favorite compliments is when I get home from work and mention how clean the house looks and smells, she takes a lot of pride in keeping the house clean! Another monger mentioned hair scrunchies, yeah, I guarantee that if anything got left behind, scrunchies, strands of hair, even the odor of a perfume, my woman would notice it as she always moves beds, tables, chairs, whatever, and cleans under and around everything. If any pube got left in the urinal (or toilet) damn sure she'd find it! And no, UP, I ain't loaning her out!

[QUOTE=Willie24;5508831]Brother, I haven't done a car date in 20 years, way too risky and dangerous! Back in the 90's, there used to be quite a few girls on US1 in Melbourne and occasionally, I would pick one up and for $20 get a decent BBBJ. Those days are long gone and picking up a SW is VERY ill advised. As far as a car date with a regular provider, that's also risky, although Orlando seems to have a corner on that market! Unfortunately, very few providers have clean and safe in calls and almost all UTRS usually do. There are a few women who advertise on STG for short visits and in some cases just headache relief! Check them out and if you can, go back and try and read some reviews.[/QUOTE]Like you said, back in the 90's things were different. I was working in Daytona and had a big Mercury Marquis. I'd have them crawl in and lay down on the front seat and do their work as I drove. I tried stopping a few times but was always too nervous, waiting for the man to pull up. Driving around wasn't so bad. Except when I traded it in for a car with a 6 speed.

This link is a good place to start. Otherwise, just generally throughout the forums there is lots of helpful info and ideas. And if you can't find what you are looking for, ask the question and I'm sure you'll find some helpful mongers on here.

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[QUOTE=UrinalPube;5508821]Where are these tips? [/QUOTE]

Another visit with her and each is better then the last.

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Bridgette came to my house last night for hh. She advertised a special. . 8 hh. She gets a driver. He comes down my dark street with his high beams on. Real discreet, ahole. She comes in limping. Says she fell on her hip. She is not thin. She is bones. But she's ready for action. Her tits are bumps with nipples. A few tats. She goes right to BBBJ. Slow with good suction. I didn't have to direct at all. She included the boys without asking. Her BJ is damned good but she cannot dt. That's ok. It was quite good just the same. Because of her sore hip from falling there was no cg. So she asked for k9. Real tight vj. Took a bit to slip in. Felt good and snug. She had an O and sounded like she really enjoyed it. Then to mish. She rubbed herself to another O. Or not. I don't really care. I was feeling good. She couldn't keep her legs up so back to k9 for the finish. I pulled off the cover and pasted her butt. And up her back. It was running down her leg. She got a big load from me. We went to the bathroom and cleaned each other up. She is fairly attractive and tries to please. A little convo at first but she was ready for fun at the start. Not much delay. The time was very pleasant. I'd repeat for the head alone. Hope she gets feeling better. Gents, she is not a bad date. Worth a shot IMHO.[/QUOTE]I met with her for an incall, strange that once I arrived she wanted me to wait for about 10 minutes in the parking lot while she got ready. Once inside she talked a little and got right to a BBBJ. It did take a little work to penetrate her as she was extremely tight. It seemed as if it was painful for her with any hard thrust, but she seemed to O even though uncomfortable. It could have been an act, I really don't care. Her vj is tighter than most girls anal so just for that I would recommend.

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I'm heading to see her today I'll let you know what I find out. Unless anyone has anything to tell me about her.

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I'm heading to see her today I'll let you know what I find out. Unless anyone has anything to tell me about her.[/QUOTE]Looking forward to your report, almost looks TGTBT.

Told me where to go and rates and thought what the hell only fuel. Drive there texted her before I left and nothing waiting there for about 15 min and nothing. Sorry was hoping we had a hot one here and nothing.