The Rat Trap

[QUOTE=Ymmv1515;5026360]Man sorry you have a problem with being handsome, in shape and smooth-talking talkin. Stop hating! All I can say once you live in someone else's body you would have a whole different experience. I would not have a clue on what you experience on because maybe you might be physically challenged vertically challenged or whatever it's a challenge. Don't get me wrong, sometimes all the good attributes could be a curse and can get you in a lot of trouble. I'm just in the game for the the fun and the challenge and it's been great. My experience.[/QUOTE]You're the kind of guy whose girlfriend I smash just because you're so full of yourself and need to be taken down a notch. Before you start your "I'm the prettiest girl at the dance" Shit. You're not. I'm the prom king, and I declare you a cuck.

[QUOTE=Ymmv1515;5026360]Man sorry you have a problem with being handsome, in shape and smooth-talking talkin. Stop hating! All I can say once you live in someone else's body you would have a whole different experience. I would not have a clue on what you experience on because maybe you might be physically challenged vertically challenged or whatever it's a challenge. Don't get me wrong, sometimes all the good attributes could be a curse and can get you in a lot of trouble. I'm just in the game for the the fun and the challenge and it's been great. My experience.[/QUOTE]I was a young barrel chested marine. I got plenty of civilians without trying much. But when it came to working girls, it took cash. No matter how good I looked. I was runner up to MCAS Kaneohe once and that got me a lot of WAGs and girlfriends. But when I went to AMPs I still had to pay. When I went to Thailand and PI I still had to pay. So, I've had many years of being fine and handsome. I don't miss them because I don't see very many non-providers. With providers we both have the same chances to get the same girls. The tiebreaker is cash.

[QUOTE=Ymmv1515;5027171]But you have to remember I need you just as much as you need me, we work in tandem. I need you to keep paying and you need me to keep them amused l mao! Remember this is free p you s s why from me. Can't help it if you issues with women and studs. This conversation go on forever and ever you guys are never understand, because the body you live in. While you talkin and hating, I'm having fun. And the only reason Mike is right because Mike is just like you just a regular Joe Blow with the same issues![/QUOTE]Brother, you have the same rap in almost everyone of your post. The guy with the smallest dick is always the one that screams loudest about how big it is.

[QUOTE=Everlast1;5027580]Brother, you have the same rap in almost everyone of your post. The guy with the smallest dick is always the one that screams loudest about how big it is.[/QUOTE]Brothers why'all take this too serious, just telling you my experience. I'm not here to entertain you guys. Now I understand most all the providers w e are e telling me all the time. " just want to let you know you get way more than all the others ". I used to think they w e are e just pulling my leg but I see now. LM a 0. Just here to have fun and loving it.

This is all I have to say about that:

1 - Ladies, message me at: [EMAIL]GeorgeMason@ImOkWithThat.com[/EMAIL].

2 - I'd pay extra for that Corona Extra.

3 - I'm a dog person.

4 - I wish I owed child support.

5 - If you get close enough, you don't care what they are saying.

6 - The game is called: "George is cumming, assume The Position".

7 - Her bond was $2,000, and I already paid it.

[QUOTE=ThatBroThere;5048837]AMEN brother.

This woman is just salty that her appointment wasn't as important to me as it is to every other one of her "followers".

A the end of the day, it's just pu $$why and I'm not missing out.[/QUOTE]Hooray, you finally found someone to agree with you. Sure, he's written negative reviews of most of the girls that he's seen, but he's on your side.

If you can just get ImAwaxdatazz to join then you can start a monger all-star team.

[QUOTE=TrollingObt;5048942]Hooray, you finally found someone to agree with you. Sure, he's written negative reviews of most of the girls that he's seen, but he's on your side.

If you can just get ImAwaxdatazz to join then you can start a monger all-star team.[/QUOTE]ThatBroThere and his ilk love pussy but hate the women that it's attached to, a providers worse nightmare. Dudes like him need to save all the money that he spends on pussy and use it to see a therapist on why he has those feelings towards women.

Only one I can remember so far that hasn't come back in some form or another is Katielovet I may have the spelling wrong. I am waiting to see if she comes back it's been about 5 years I think. Last I heard she bought a house in Sanford somewhere LOL.

[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;5012723]Yep, it appears that newbie "Mack" got it right. That's definitely her / Swaggs, and he would know!

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As I recall her telling the story, she had a neice in medical school at Lake Nona, and Swaggs was caring for her elderly grandmother. Either her neice flunked out of medical school, her grandmother died and didn't leave her an inheritance, or both.

Either way, it appears she got thrown under the short bus on OBT. She got up, dusted herself off, and started walking the Trail like all good down-on-their-luck lower Alabama girls, LOL!

At her age (48, heading to 50 quickly), that's right where she belongs.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Mikaeles;5052462]Only one I can remember so far that hasn't come back in some form or another is Katielovet I may have the spelling wrong. I am waiting to see if she comes back it's been about 5 years I think. Last I heard she bought a house in Sanford somewhere LOL.[/QUOTE]I think there are others that have not returned. Especially some of the really good ones like Dahlia, Farrah, and Izzy. And I thought last I heard, even Dallas was now running her own beauty salon?

But gals like Swags (48, approaching 50 quickly) either have no other real skills, or are just too lazy to go out and find other gainful sources of income.

Happy 245th Birthday, Leathernecks!

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Another thing for all of you to remember: don't allow her sweetness and extreme pleasing to you, to be misconstrued as you thinking she really likes you and could be your girlfriend. That is not going to happen. If you get too clingy or think you can just text or call chat with her daily, think again. She has already blacklisted two members from here because they thought they could make her their real-life girlfriend. Just NO!

[/QUOTE]Shame this actually had to be said but some guys need to understand this is NOT eharmony or match.

[QUOTE=DixenCider;5070969]Shame this actually had to be said but some guys need to understand this is NOT eharmony or match.[/QUOTE]If you spend extra time with them, it's easy to get caught up in the moment and say something you'll regret. Most of us have done it at least once. Danni and I laughed about it, and we call it pillow talk. You can have fun with them, but don't take it too seriously.

I didn't do it with her, but I told her that I asked Megan to marry me as I was about to cum from a blowjob. That was my way of telling Megan that she had excellent oral skills. Megan almost fell off the bed laughing, but I could see other girls freaking out over that comment. If you think you said something that was misinterpreted then it's best to correct it right away.

They're not chat buddies, don't cross that line.

Mariah, Mariah, Mariah.

The tools were good choices, but the bag of Red Mulch was a poor choice. It weighs 20 pounds, and its value is only $3. On the other hand, three bags of Grandma's Peanut Butter Cookies SKU#703359 at $1. 09 each would have been a great option. Best of all, the three bags of cookies only weigh 9 ounces, and they taste great! Chris can verify the SKU # and the amount, as well as the great taste.

With the cookies, you can hide them in your pockets or stuff them in your bra. I assume you still have the bra with the openings on the top where you stuff it with the things that you steal from guys.

I think you may have some confusion on the proper use of the Ryobi and DeWalt hedge Trimmers. I can assure you that it is not a good idea to use those for personal grooming, and if you think the Ryobi blower and backpack blowers will make your dates require less personal attention, then you're sadly mistaken.

On a positive note, using a regular cart instead of a flatbed cart was a good choice. It's a better option if you find the sudden need to run.

Is someone here guilty of tagging this one? Anyone driving SOBT at less than 40 mph has probably got a good look at her pussy and knows that it's original equipment.

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[QUOTE=FunSpot10;5108940]Bullshit review she is a scam took my money.[/QUOTE]Your comments were the bullshit. I dealt with ThaJoker123 last week when he helped out Danni and I know from that interaction that he's a stand up guy. There's always a YMMV possibility when dealing with providers, but your reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Maybe in this case the problem is not the provider.