"I'm Japanese, not Chinese"
	
	
		It's nearby, so I tried out Green on Halsted. Nothing unusual, everything seemed pretty down-the-line typical as we went along, table shower and light massage (except it does seem a little exposed to the street; when you arrive you spend the greeting period standing in front of the big plate glass window like a fish in a bowl, if that's disconcerting to you).
English with my provider was a struggle, so when it came to the finish, she pointed, I nodded, she held up eight fingers. Yeesh. I held up four. She said, "I'm Japanese, not Chinese.
I never heard that one before. I don't even really know what that means. Is there supposed to be a premium for Japanese ladies? Anyway, she and I both admitted defeat at five fingers for five fingers. But I thought that line was amusing.