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That Sure Sounds Familiar
[QUOTE=TrollingObt;5403828]I've always found the girls to be level-headed and in control of themselves. However, if anyone needs a provider that can spray paint your house, punch your car windows, throw 6 packs of soda at your head, attempt to give head in an occupied hot tub or walk into the hall of a 5-star resort buck naked and ask housekeeping to exchange a robe that had chocolate syrup and maraschino juice poured all over it then you should be able to find the girl of your dreams.[/QUOTE]Now that couldn't be sweet Mariah! This is the day I dropped her off for you. But just a little dirtier.
RP.
Getting Girls Out of the Car
[QUOTE=Vino7373;5403795]If you stay in the hobby long enough, you will eventually have stories like this with girls. I have had times where I couldn't wait for the girl to leave or get out of my car. Many of these girls, especially SW's, are quite mentally ill. Throw in a bunch of candy use on top of that and it can be a very volatile recipe. Since they go to the graybar constantly, fear of going to jail means nothing with these girls. Even solid, trusted providers that you have seen many times, can go off their rockers once in awhile.
Always be diligent, always go with your gut and always do all you can to get yourself out of a potentially dangerous situation. If you have to physically throw one out of your car, don't hesitate to do it (not right on the Trail, go onto a side street with little traffic, while stopped, of course. LOL.) I know a monger that tried to get one out of his car. She kept locking the passenger door, refusing to leave. He ended up having to go to the driver's side, grab her and pull her across the driver's seat to get her out. She still tried to get back in the car. Luckily, he got her far enough away from the car, that he could speed off....
....ALWAYS, but always, go with your first gut instinct. Oh, one more small thing. Often, they want to go to a store for cigs, drink, etc. That's fine, just make certain that THEY go into the store to get it. Do not ever leave a girl in your car alone. Tell them no shoplifting, either. That you'll be watching them.[/QUOTE]All great points Vino. These Chicks can be nuts at times!
I've shared this Provider Removal method before, but I will share again since it's been a long minute since I have.
Keep a wadded up $1 bill in your car somewhere where it's out of sight but it's easy to reach. I keep mine in the cut-out notch / hand slot of my driver's door arm rest. When a Chick goes ballistic at any level (mild to melt down) and you want her out quickly and calmly, do this. Pull a genuine $20 bill (or higher domination if she's one of those high class ladies) out of your pocket and show it to the provider. Wad it up into a ball in front of her. Here's the gaff, when you have the chance, take the wadded up $1 from it's hiding place and drop the larger bill off. It's easy to do. You don't have to be David Copperfield to pull this switch off! You can even keep the larger bill in your hand if necessary or drop it beside your seat. Show the Provider the wadded up bill between two fingers, roll down your window then toss the $1 over the top of the car so it will land somewhere on the ground on her side of the car. Works even quicker if she actually sees it land and rolls a little. She will jump out of your car and go get the Magic Bill. Pull away once she is clear of your car and you just spent the best dollar of your life.
Grain 56.