Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=LuckyYu2004;2383181]Come on. You are the chief, wouldn't you at least know where not to pick up a streetwalker?[/QUOTE]The quoted price alone made it highly likely for a sting. TGTBT.

How much was their funding grant for?? LOL.

[QUOTE=AssCoach;2382518]SlugFest. Monica was the best mommason ever, bummed she left, it was all down hill from there. And I've yet to find anyone that comes remotely close to BB & Betty as far as looks and service. You? If I do I'll share with you, if you do, let me know.

I know Betty works at a MP in Whittier somewhere, but no idea which one. The last time I saw her at SPC, she said she was out there on Fridays. We should set up a joint task force of all of the regulars at SPC to search out and find Betty in Whittier! LOL.[/QUOTE]I sure will bro.

So, there are a half dozen or more MPs along Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa. Are any of them worth the trouble and money or are they just the same old same old?

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;2384025]So, there are a half dozen or more MPs along Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa. Are any of them worth the trouble and money or are they just the same old same old?[/QUOTE]Don't waste your time in Costa Mesa with MPs. Tustin and Irvine as well.

[QUOTE=NerfDick;2384328]Don't waste your time in Costa Mesa with MPs. Tustin and Irvine as well.[/QUOTE]Hit or miss but mostly miss. There was one in Tustin for about 2 years, city massage I think, that was a YMMV. I got full several times from different girls, but everyone reported HE only. There are at least 3 others in Tustin that are HE only as well.

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;2384025]So, there are a half dozen or more MPs along Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa. Are any of them worth the trouble and money or are they just the same old same old?[/QUOTE]I disagree with Nerf, CM has a number of quality AMPs, as does Irvine and Tustin. Give one or two a try and you will see. Now city of Orange is quite week, has been forever.

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;2384025]So, there are a half dozen or more MPs along Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa. Are any of them worth the trouble and money or are they just the same old same old?[/QUOTE]I know three of them are HE. I would not repeat unless in the area. They are older with lots of oil. The first time I usually let them do it their way they want to see if the massage is special. I was shorted time on 2 of them. The other one gave a shitty massage after but was very chatty. I think he can be had at most of those places.

[QUOTE=NerfDick;2384328]Don't waste your time in Costa Mesa with MPs. Tustin and Irvine as well.[/QUOTE]CM is mostly HE. However, Unit P on Fair and Harbor has provided Full and BBBJ everytiime I have been in there for the last year or so.

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;2384025]So, there are a half dozen or more MPs along Newport Blvd in Costa Mesa. Are any of them worth the trouble and money or are they just the same old same old?[/QUOTE]Mostly only offers HJ. Not worth the drive for me.

BR on Lambert LF. Saw the well reviewed M* who normally works the other BR location. Better than average massage. CBJ for $100.00. Now I'm not normally one to complain when a lady is willing to put my dick in her mouth, but this was more chewing than sucking too much of the teeth and didn't take direction well. Almost told her to stop but dammit I paid for BJ. Eventually popped. My dick was sore for days.

CS.

[QUOTE=RoccoD;2384683]Now city of Orange is quite week, has been forever.[/QUOTE]Orange has had this reputation for some time, but this hasn't been my experience. Granted, most are HE only (usually my preference), but not all. Have gotten BJ once or twice, but overall if we're talking FS, then yes, Orange is pretty weak.

That said, I know of at least 6 or 8 current places in Orange that are at least good for HE. But because there are so many MPs in Orange, there's a miss for every hit, so a little research is needed.

I would agree that Tustin also has some winners. Don't know much about Irvine except the old Skypark circle.

Since I used to be involved in offroad sports and my body is paying the price for it, I don't mind trying out a new place once in awhile. Worst case scenario is I get a legit massage on my sore body. I noticed a new place that is across from the 24 hr gym called Orient Health Ctr. Near Bake / toll rd. It had all the trimmings of a typical seedy MP. I walk in and ask for a 1/2 hr massage. The papasan tried hard to upsell to an hour and seemed really disappointed that I wasn't running my visit through a PPO. I still opted for the half at. 3 I am shown a room and I walk in. I take one look at the table and it has some weird blanket / sleeping bag thingy on it plus some hospital style PJs. I'm thinking, WTF? I get undressed and a 45 yo masseuse walks in while I'm standing there naked trying to figure out the table. She says "get in here" and points to the blanket sheet thing. I do as she says and she proceeds to do acupressure through the sheet. No skin on skin. So now I can see where this is going. After about 7 minutes of this, she starts jabbering in her native tongue through the door to another woman. Next thing I know they switch. The new lady pulls the sheet back and starts a more "normal" massage. A few minutes of this along with an upsell speech for more time and legit services I realize that this isn't going to be much fun. She asked a few questions about what hurts and I have her work on my sore shoulder. Well she was very good at working out the knots in the shoulder. She even gave me an extra 10 min for free and was sure to let me know it. At the abrupt end of the session, I got dressed and tipped her. 1 Needless to say I left still horny. I will not repeat unless the shoulder is acting up again.

[QUOTE=SporadicMonger;2384853]CM is mostly HE. However, Unit P on Fair and Harbor has provided Full and BBBJ everytiime I have been in there for the last year or so.[/QUOTE]Damage? Cover and tip.

I managed to hit Holiday in GG on my way out of town. Lily: great attitude, hot body and a nice snug vag. Man, I hate to leave that.

[QUOTE=MrNoodly;2385510]I managed to hit Holiday in GG on my way out of town. Lily: great attitude, hot body and a nice snug vag. Man, I hate to leave that.[/QUOTE]I had her at a different location. She's ok. I have seen better one. Giant front tho.