Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2066565]I definately agree with you babe. Exspecially with women, things get blown out of proportion. I do hope that these two ladies can work things out and that stormy stays sober. They are both highly talked about and loved with the board and the gentlemen. Plus there is always three sides to the story, he said she said and then the truth. No one has to like each other but as long as we all get along and can continue to vouch refs for one another to keep each other safe, then we can go on and keep the peace here. I like silk very much and she has always been helpful, but with her being pregnant, maybe the past should be the past because that little bundle of joy is what's most important. I would not ever wish stress on a pregnant women nor someone who is trying to stay sober. I wish both you ladies the best and hope you all can get past this.[/QUOTE]Are you sure you meant especially with women? If you look around the board there are guys carrying on feuds. My point is you can be mad at someone for what they did, and never speak to that person again I don't care that happens, but its the person that always wants to stir some shit up and can't keep their mouth shut, that burns me. What if you saw your best friends husband intimate with another woman or man depending on the husbands carnal delights would you tell his S / O go gossip it to another friend or just keep it to yourself?

Or if somebody is spreading gossip when the gossip comes to you do you continue to spread the gossip or do you just listen and move on. I have a dislike for gossip and tattle tales that's all. I'm sure these fine ladies have moved on. You continue to Be the Class A Sweetie you are your name seems to fit you and I hope I can meet you in the very near future. HL29.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2067128]You have NEVER done a duo? I didn't think any virgins existed. I know guys that aren't into them (I never quite trust them) but never done one! My poor brother there is no bill you have to pay that is more important than doing this if you want to. You might get hit by a bus tomorrow and who cares about an unpaid bill then.[/QUOTE]At how many first timers summer and I get for duos. It's so much more exciting for first timers too. But it always amazes me how many have not got to experience such a fun time with two women at once. It gets me wet just thinking about having a duo with someone when it's their very first Twogirl.

[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2067289]At how many first timers summer and I get for duos. It's so much more exciting for first timers too. But it always amazes me how many have not got to experience such a fun time with two women at once. It gets me wet just thinking about having a duo with someone when it's their very first Twogirl.[/QUOTE]Seriously I couldn't even begin to tell you how many I've done doubles. Got to be 100 or more by now.

I know I've done sisters 5 times, that's probably the only accurate number I could give about anything anymore. I've never done a reverse gangbang though. I know just the hotel to do it in. There is a place down here that has a suite with a bed that has to be 10 feet across and a hot tub for 6 just off the bed. I wonder what 5 would be like? I think it would be a waste of money unless they all like to eat pussy as much as I do.

I got to put that on my list.

Someday I want to do a blonde, brunette and redhead in matching lingerie at the same time.

Identical triplets with wigs would be cool as well.

Maybe a dwarf.

Naw, I'm not into dwarfs.

Maybe a womens volleyball team. Maybe a Chinese womans volleyball team. Oh, oh no, a Scandinavian womans volleyball team, with archers. Yeah, that's the ticket.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2067472]Seriously I couldn't even begin to tell you how many I've done doubles. Got to be 100 or more by now.

I know I've done sisters 5 times, that's probably the only accurate number I could give about anything anymore. I've never done a reverse gangbang though. I know just the hotel to do it in. There is a place down here that has a suite with a bed that has to be 10 feet across and a hot tub for 6 just off the bed. I wonder what 5 would be like? I think it would be a waste of money unless they all like to eat pussy as much as I do.

I got to put that on my list.

Someday I want to do a blonde, brunette and redhead in matching lingerie at the same time.

Identical triplets with wigs would be cool as well.

Maybe a dwarf.

Naw, I'm not into dwarfs.

Maybe a womens volleyball team. Maybe a Chinese womans volleyball team. Oh, oh no, a Scandinavian womans volleyball team, with archers. Yeah, that's the ticket.[/QUOTE]The first time I did it was a blast. It was me, 4 other girls and my Dom. I had so much fun but, true everyone has to enjoy eating pussy. I bet it could get really boring! Oh yeah forgot to mention it was my first time ever with a girl as well.

Much love,

Stormy.

[QUOTE=ClassASweetie;2067289]At how many first timers summer and I get for duos. It's so much more exciting for first timers too. But it always amazes me how many have not got to experience such a fun time with two women at once. It gets me wet just thinking about having a duo with someone when it's their very first Twogirl.[/QUOTE]That I have to this point, never had the good fortune to be with two ladies at once. And I'm no spring chicken er, rooster. It is most definitely on my bucket list to be sure. I guess I'm just a late bloomer *blush*. As Bill Murray said in Stripes, I am willing to learn.

Luv.

[QUOTE=NKYGentleman;2067003]I've had the pleasure with Cupcake, what a doll. I'm really starting to dream about a duo with both. I think that will just blow me away. My thinking is, I better jump on this and soon before I something could possibility change. I've never had a duo and maybe doing this could start my summer off with a DOUBLE WHAMMY![/QUOTE]My friend, you have to partake in this treat at least once, as there's nothing quite like it. While I thoroughly enjoyed watching these two beautiful, sexy women devour me, I have found that I prefer to be with one woman at a time (in this case CC) due to the unusually strong connection we have. Making one woman cum and squirt uncontrollably while I focus on her pleasure is my favorite thing. I'm not saying I won't repeat the duo, just that an hour feasting on Cupcake beats any alternative I can think of.

Just a guy who, like me and many of us on the board, who has the balls to say he loves pussy. Nothing wrong with that.

Cheech.

[blue][Deleted by Admin][/blue]Is it just me or does someone have way too much time on his hands. Sa007 posts with all the bold type, hard returns and way too much editorial content.

Can you just state the facts and spare us of the not so funny humor.

Don't quit your day job and look out for those wood choppers.
[blue]I'm not sure if I actually deleted anything from this post. If I did it was an accident I think.

Sorry,

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[QUOTE=Upnya;2067794]Is it just me or does someone have way too much time on his hands. Sa007 posts with all the bold type, hard returns and way too much editorial content.

Can you just state the facts and spare us of the not so funny humor.

Don't quit your day job and look out for those wood choppers.[/QUOTE][BLUE]Business; add him to your ignore list, problem solved. The ignore list solves all problems like this.

A2[/BLUE]

In addition to photography and getting blow jobs, I also love to cook. This month in one of my cooking magazines, there was a recipe for Cincinnati Chili. The article said that Cincinnati Chili was unique because it contains cinnamon and chocolate and is served over pasta. Since I am originally from Texas where even putting beans in Chili is blasphemous, this recipe sounds. . . Well, a little different! Is this really Cincinnati Chili ? If so, how does it taste? Do you have to eat pussy afterwards to get the taste out or your mouth, or do you eat pussy before to get ready for it?

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068021]In addition to photography and getting blow jobs, I also love to cook. This month in one of my cooking magazines, there was a recipe for Cincinnati Chilli. The article said that Cincinnati Chilli was unique because it contains cinnamon and chocolate and is served over pasta. Since I am originally from Texas where even putting beans in Chilli is blasphemous, this recipe sounds. . . Well, a little different! Is this really Cincinnati Chilli? If so, how does it taste? Do you have to eat pussy afterwards to get the taste out or your mouth, or do you eat pussy before to get ready for it?[/QUOTE]I've had Cincinnati chilli before. Its very tastey. But is also a good excuse to eat pussy. Got under the table the other day and tasted some Chilli pussy and it was tastey.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068021]In addition to photography and getting blow jobs, I also love to cook. This month in one of my cooking magazines, there was a recipe for Cincinnati Chilli. The article said that Cincinnati Chilli was unique because it contains cinnamon and chocolate and is served over pasta. Since I am originally from Texas where even putting beans in Chilli is blasphemous, this recipe sounds. . . Well, a little different! Is this really Cincinnati Chilli? If so, how does it taste? Do you have to eat pussy afterwards to get the taste out or your mouth, or do you eat pussy before to get ready for it?[/QUOTE]Some would say pussy is perfect for preparing the pallet for our chili! It's such a favorite here that we have more parlors than Starbucks. Any visit to the Queen City requires an order of a three-way (pasta topped with chili topped with cheese) and a couple cheese coneys, preferably from Camp Washington Chili (considered by some national publications as the best chili parlor in the country).

I've been trying to see this chick for like 6 months. All the guys here say she's awesome! She's a little older, pushing 40 but they all say she has the mind and talent of a mature provider but the body of a 20 year old. I'll let you guys know if I make it home alive.

It's ok to hate me.

[URL]http://www.soloindependientes.com/escorts-acompanantes/Gala%20De%20Paris_15-5913-5705_834.htm[/URL]

[QUOTE=Phlasher;2068046]. . . Any visit to the Queen City requires an order of a three-way (pasta topped with chili topped with cheese). . .[/QUOTE]If I am ever lucky enough to get to Cincinnati I would have a different three way in mind.

[QUOTE=LuvdaLadys14;2067539]That I have to this point, never had the good fortune to be with two ladies at once. And I'm no spring chicken er, rooster. It is most definitely on my bucket list to be sure. I guess I'm just a late bloomer *blush*. As Bill Murray said in Stripes, I am willing to learn.

Luv.[/QUOTE]I can't wait to dream with you alone babe and am so looking forward to it. But after that summer and I will love to be ure first duo. You will definately have the experience of a lifetime.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068076]If I am ever lucky enough to get to Cincinnati I would have a different three way in mind.[/QUOTE]Cincy tries there best and have dessert called funnel fries. I'm not sure if there is a one.

POP limit.

Is it just me or does someone have way too much time on his hands. Sa007 posts with all the bold type, hard returns and way too much editorial content.

Can you just state the facts and spare us of the not so funny humor.

Don't quit your day job and look out for those wood choppers.

Because his INTEL is almost always top notch, very helpful and generally about a provider I'd like to see. It's like SA007 is one step ahead of me in seeing these ladies. Wait, is he inside my mind?!

Get out!

Luv.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068021]In addition to photography and getting blow jobs, I also love to cook. This month in one of my cooking magazines, there was a recipe for Cincinnati Chili. The article said that Cincinnati Chili was unique because it contains cinnamon and chocolate and is served over pasta. Since I am originally from Texas where even putting beans in Chili is blasphemous, this recipe sounds. . . Well, a little different! Is this really Cincinnati Chili ? If so, how does it taste? Do you have to eat pussy afterwards to get the taste out or your mouth, or do you eat pussy before to get ready for it?[/QUOTE]If you go to their website, you can mail order a few cans of the chili online. It's actually quite good and is a favorite of many people who visit this fair city. Serve over spaghetti with grated / shredded cheddar cheese over the chili.

Luv.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2067128]You have NEVER done a duo? I didn't think any virgins existed. I know guys that aren't into them (I never quite trust them) but never done one! My poor brother there is no bill you have to pay that is more important than doing this if you want to. You might get hit by a bus tomorrow and who cares about an unpaid bill then.[/QUOTE]Here as well and I have to say that I am beyond interested in having one. Though I am a bit younger than most here so that may be part of why. I do have an insatiably high sex drive and as of yet have not found anyone who can truly give me a run for my money. Maybe two is what I need.

That would be better off here, where they can be viewed in leisure by guys who have nothing better to do. Really. Could someone just put a straightforward review that you could glean info from quickly on the BP or Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions threads without commentary on what their numerical scales are? Or whatever it is SecretAgent007 is talking about, which I don't know, because I stopped reading a long time ago? And can SecretAgent007 just write a review that doesn't sound like someone trying to sell me a used car or a life insurance policy? End of rant.

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068021]In addition to photography and getting blow jobs, I also love to cook. This month in one of my cooking magazines, there was a recipe for Cincinnati Chili. The article said that Cincinnati Chili was unique because it contains cinnamon and chocolate and is served over pasta. Since I am originally from Texas where even putting beans in Chili is blasphemous, this recipe sounds. . . Well, a little different! Is this really Cincinnati Chili ? If so, how does it taste? Do you have to eat pussy afterwards to get the taste out or your mouth, or do you eat pussy before to get ready for it?[/QUOTE]I would have to eat pussy before and after to eat this nasty baby poop chili.

Much Love,

Stormy.

[QUOTE=Bucks97;2068229]Could someone just put a straightforward review that you could glean info from quickly on the * * * Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions threads without commentary on what their numerical scales are? * * * Or whatever it is SecretAgent007 is talking about, which I don't know, because I stopped reading a long time ago? And can SecretAgent007 just write a review that doesn't sound like someone trying to sell me a used car or a life insurance policy? End of rant.[/QUOTE][B]IT's as EASY as One, Two, Buckle My Shoe![/B] [I]([b]1.[/b] [u]please[/u] Add Me to your Ignore List; and, [b]2.[/b] problem solved! -- see below for further instructions. . .)[/I].

[QUOTE=Admin2;2067834][BLUE]Business; add him to your ignore list, problem solved. The ignore list solves all problems like this.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]

It's just how dumb I guess I really am. . .I thought the Thread, "Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions," was for [b][i][u]Member Discussions[/u][/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads, [b][i]NOT Reviews[/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads?

"Discussion" defined: the act of talking about something with another person or a group of people.

"Review" defined: to consider retrospectively, look back on; to examine with an eye to criticism or correction; to write or give a critical report on.

Even after looking up the definitions of "discussion" and "review," I still cannot figure out what part of the definition of "review" preempts or otherwise viscerates the definition of "discussion."

[QUOTE=Glockman;2068076]If I am ever lucky enough to get to Cincinnati I would have a different three way in mind.[/QUOTE]Hey Glockman, when in Cincy go for the 4 way or 5 way chili. Get beans or onions (4 way) or add both and make it a 5 way. After you preferred 3 way of course. Our chili parlours stay open late!

Do guys that say "She got on top of me and rode me like a stallion" not know that stallions are the horses with cocks? I laugh my ass off every time I read it.

[QUOTE=SecretAgent007;2068313][B]IT's as EASY as One, Two, Buckle My Shoe![/B] [I]([b]1.[/b] [u]please[/u] Add Me to your Ignore List; and, [b]2.[/b] problem solved! -- see below for further instructions. . .)[/I].



It's just how dumb I guess I really am. . .I thought the Thread, "Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions," was for [b][i][u]Member Discussions[/u][/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads, [b][i]NOT Reviews[/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads?

"Discussion" defined: the act of talking about something with another person or a group of people.

"Review" defined: to consider retrospectively, look back on; to examine with an eye to criticism or correction; to write or give a critical report on.

Even after looking up the definitions of "discussion" and "review," I still cannot figure out what part of the definition of "review" preempts or otherwise viscerates the definition of "discussion."[/QUOTE]Not you. The problem is the mental sloth of the readership. Probably conditioned to looking at the star ratings on amazon, yelp or the like. Can't be troubled or intellectually challenged to actually read a detailed, articulate, well-reasoned review or discussion.

Keep up the good work. Let them use the ignore button.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068364]Do guys that say "She got on top of me and rode me like a stallion" not know that stallions are the horses with cocks? I laugh my ass off every time I read it.[/QUOTE]Makes perfect sense. The horse (stallion) is underneath the rider. So when she gets on top, the stallion with the cock is below. There's a reason they call it the "Cowgirl position".

Now, if he said, "I got on top and rode her like a stallion.", then it would be weird.

[QUOTE=DNut;2068614]Makes perfect sense. The horse (stallion) is underneath the rider. So when she gets on top, the stallion with the cock is below. There's a reason they call it the "Cowgirl position".

Now, if he said, "I got on top and rode her like a stallion.", then it would be weird.[/QUOTE]Perhaps you should reread my post. The reference has nothing to do with the position, I know why they call it cowgirl. They are referring to the chick as "a Stallion." As in "she's a 10," or "she's a great girl." They are IDENTIFYING her as a stallion. The chicks do it as well, "I'm a Stallion with a bootie that won't quit." I find it funny that they don't know what the word stallion means.

[BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

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[QUOTE=Admin2;2068649]Perhaps you should reread my post. The reference has nothing to do with the position, I know why they call it cowgirl. They are referring to the chick as "a Stallion." As in "she's a 10," or "she's a great girl." They are IDENTIFYING her as a stallion. The chicks do it as well, "I'm a Stallion with a bootie that won't quit." I find it funny that they don't know what the word stallion means.[/QUOTE]Here's the definition for stallion. A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated). Stallions follow the conformation and phenotype of their breed, but within that standard, the presence of hormones such as testosterone may give stallions a thicker, "cresty" neck, as well as a somewhat more muscular physique as compared to female horses, known as mares, and castrated males, called geldings.

Now a female horse is a Mare. In most cases, a mare is a female horse over the age of three, and a filly is a female horse age three and younger. However, in Thoroughbred horse racing, a mare is defined as a female horse more than four years old.

Which brings the question should the guy say, "she rode me like a Mare" or "she rode me like a Filly"?

I see it as the guys are either ignorant and lacks knowledge about the expression. Or possibly, just maybe, the girl had a strap-on!

Harpo.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE](yes the old WEBN commercials from my youth).

It would be a useful addition to the site.

The guys could post just what they are looking for (with a ban on any comments from anyone else) and if a lady is looking for a doubles partner, traveling companion, or has a gig to fill she's got a place to post.

At best it's a used area of the forum, at worst it's dead like truck stops.

And BTW, my favourite product of Brute Force Cybernetics was the "Cherry Replacement Kit" for those ladies that needed to get it back.

Who knew that it would actually become an accepted surgical procedure in many parts of the world..

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I currently found a good provider who I think would difficult to replace. If I could post my specs on the help wanted thread a lot of time, money and disappoint would be saved.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I believe it's a good idea but many men already go to general thread, discussions or octagon if they are looking for something in particular. But many other men may not post because there are so many opinions and the problem may be others going on there and saying terrible things. Every one has a fetish and since many providers won't answer questions over the phone, I believe it's a Fantasic idea as long as people are not allowed to go on there and say shit like "your a freak" or what the hell is wrong with you". As a provider myself, I would definately scan it and replye. There are things providers will do with certain men that they connect with therefore fetishes and fantasys may be fulfilled by some providers more often than not.

[QUOTE=SecretAgent007;2068313][B]IT's as EASY as One, Two, Buckle My Shoe![/B] [I]([b]1.[/b] [u]please[/u] Add Me to your Ignore List; and, [b]2.[/b] problem solved! -- see below for further instructions. . .)[/I].



It's just how dumb I guess I really am. . .I thought the Thread, "Escort Classified Ads-Member Discussions," was for [b][i][u]Member Discussions[/u][/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads, [b][i]NOT Reviews[/i][/b] of Escort Classified Ads?

"Discussion" defined: the act of talking about something with another person or a group of people.

"Review" defined: to consider retrospectively, look back on; to examine with an eye to criticism or correction; to write or give a critical report on.

Even after looking up the definitions of "discussion" and "review," I still cannot figure out what part of the definition of "review" preempts or otherwise viscerates the definition of "discussion."[/QUOTE]I've actually spoke more with more than one provider that said they wouldn't see you due to your posts and the fact they heard you try to use your status on this board to get a better rate and control them. My favorite quote from a provider about sa007 is he "He's exhibiting pre-stalker / sociopathic behavior". I was glad to hear I wasn't the only one who felt something was off.

Keep an eye out for the wood chippers.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Way back when Jax started this forum there weren't any chicks on it and most requests like this were from lonely guys looking for girlfriends so he disallowed it. You can still kind of do it by saying "does anybody know a provider that does X?" But you're soliciting info from the guys that know the providers not just the chicks.

This would be different in the sense that you could just post "I'm looking for three chicks over 6' tall that like water sports." And if, there were three chicks over six feet tall that liked being pissed on they could say "Hey we are three chicks over six feet tall that like being pissed on. Call us" Or perhaps a partial, "I'm a chick that is 5'10" and have two tall friends, would we do?"

We would probably restrict it to guys posting what they were looking for, and chicks who did it answering. Commentary from other guys about the request beyond "Call Martha, she's an amputee and is a provider" wouldn't be allowed. Everybody has some kind of kink and if the behavior involved is done between consenting adults who they fuck are we to judge.

Obviously all of the rules regarding age and consent would apply.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

To the guy who suggested it, please remain mute about that for now, I really don't want replies colored by personal feelings.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I would certainly read it and respond.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2068666][BLUE]I don't want to identify who suggested it because I just want opinions uncolored by personality. Somebody suggested adding a "Help Wanted" thread. Essentially this would be a thread for guys to post specific stuff they are looking for and the ladies who wish to provide it could respond either in the thread or through PM's.

Would you guys be interested? Ladies would you scan it and respond?

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]It's an interesting concept. On one hand I can see it being incredibly useful for someone looking for that odd fetish or a very particular thing (like some of your examples). But I also would see it just being a place for lazy people to post the "hey, I'm going to be in town, I want someone who will fuck me" approach to the site. Read the ads, find a girl or 4 that you like, and call them up, don't be lazy.

So, a well moderated thread would be nice. And through PMs girls who are interested in just trying something without putting it out to the entire world that she would do something would be a great way to find things out. If I post that I'm looking for a girl who will shit on my chest for once, a girl that would do that would be able to contact me directly as opposed to having to put it out there.

Girls, please don't PM me saying you'll shit on my chest. Thanks.

[QUOTE=Ancvz;2068916]It's an interesting concept. On one hand I can see it being incredibly useful for someone looking for that odd fetish or a very particular thing (like some of your examples). But I also would see it just being a place for lazy people to post the "hey, I'm going to be in town, I want someone who will fuck me" approach to the site. Read the ads, find a girl or 4 that you like, and call them up, don't be lazy.

So, a well moderated thread would be nice. And through PMs girls who are interested in just trying something without putting it out to the entire world that she would do something would be a great way to find things out. If I post that I'm looking for a girl who will shit on my chest for once, a girl that would do that would be able to contact me directly as opposed to having to put it out there.

Girls, please don't PM me saying you'll shit on my chest. Thanks.[/QUOTE]Then guys would stop writing RTFF to every lazy douchebag that did it. Few chicks are going to respond to them anyway.

Speaking of shitting on chests; I knew a chick that had the easiest trick EVER. It was a NYC thing. Once a week she went to this apartment wearing a short skirt, heels, and whatever top she wanted. No panties though. The apartment door was open, inside the door was an envelope with 500 bucks. She walked to the living room and the guy was laying down naked under a coffee table with a glass top. Climb up on the table, squat, shit, wipe, drop paper, pick up envelope on the way out, and leave. She wasn't ever supposed to talk, and she couldn't pick the envelope up until after.

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Speaking of shitting on chests; I knew a chick that had the easiest trick EVER. It was a NYC thing. Once a week she went to this apartment wearing a short skirt, heels, and whatever top she wanted. No panties though. The apartment door was open, inside the door was an envelope with 500 bucks. She walked to the living room and the guy was laying down naked under a coffee table with a glass top. Climb up on the table, squat, shit, wipe, drop paper, pick up envelope on the way out, and leave. She wasn't ever supposed to talk, and she couldn't pick the envelope up until after.[/QUOTE]Lady walks into a $1 k / night hotel room, gowns and gloves up using the pack the guy has already provided.

Guy is laying on the bed in a Depends that he put on the day before and she takes it off of him, rubs the accumulated shyte all over him from the neck to his toes, wraps him up in the sheets and ties him in. Then she returns 8 hours later, unties him, goes out the door and the cash is wired to her bank account.

She always wondered what went through housekeeping's mind when they came in to clean up the room the next AM.

[QUOTE=WarlockKy;2068962]Lady walks into a $1 k / night hotel room, gowns and gloves up using the pack the guy has already provided.

Guy is laying on the bed in a Depends that he put on the day before and she takes it off of him, rubs the accumulated shyte all over him from the neck to his toes, wraps him up in the sheets and ties him in. Then she returns 8 hours later, unties him, goes out the door and the cash is wired to her bank account.

She always wondered what went through housekeeping's mind when they came in to clean up the room the next AM.[/QUOTE]Geezus, WTF did I start. Crazy.

[QUOTE=WarlockKy;2068962]Lady walks into a $1 k / night hotel room, gowns and gloves up using the pack the guy has already provided.

Guy is laying on the bed in a Depends that he put on the day before and she takes it off of him, rubs the accumulated shyte all over him from the neck to his toes, wraps him up in the sheets and ties him in. Then she returns 8 hours later, unties him, goes out the door and the cash is wired to her bank account.

She always wondered what went through housekeeping's mind when they came in to clean up the room the next AM.[/QUOTE]God damn. And I thought Cincinnati chili was a little strange.

[QUOTE=Harpo2u;2068670]Here's the definition for stallion. A stallion is a male horse that has not been gelded (castrated). Stallions follow the conformation and phenotype of their breed, but within that standard, the presence of hormones such as testosterone may give stallions a thicker, "cresty" neck, as well as a somewhat more muscular physique as compared to female horses, known as mares, and castrated males, called geldings.

Now a female horse is a Mare. In most cases, a mare is a female horse over the age of three, and a filly is a female horse age three and younger. However, in Thoroughbred horse racing, a mare is defined as a female horse more than four years old.

Which brings the question should the guy say, "she rode me like a Mare" or "she rode me like a Filly"?

I see it as the guys are either ignorant and lacks knowledge about the expression. Or possibly, just maybe, the girl had a strap-on!

Harpo.[/QUOTE]I don't think people are talking about the act of a horse fucking, I believe those who use that saying are talking about the act of a person riding a horse and the actions associated with that.