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It's so important to share information and not just here on the forum! All our buddies who hobby should be informed about these tease joints. So be sure to tell them all about it so they can boycott these phony AMP parlors too. Also be sure to tell them about this forum so they can be better informed. Knowledge is power! Let's put these phony tease joints out of business! MJ.
It's funny that the few people on here supporting these tease joints and sticking up for them are the ones with 3-4 posts and the ones that ask questions about places that's been reviewed on here 100 times, like one dude asking about Panda in Homewood. Do a search and see for yourself. And another thing to the so called supporters. All of us have had legit massages. We all no how they work. You're covered up properly, there's no showers, there's no funny business and it's a good massage. Now compare that with being butt ass naked, touching the masseuses ass and legs at times, them touching your balls, grazing your asshole, and then offering the oil to you to take care of yourself. All of that is against every ethical part of a legit massage business. So, if they're going to do all of that, it's not much to ask for a helping hand, since THEY are the ones initiating it. We're all not walking in there with our dicks out looking for action. So, come off your high horses and stop acting like these poor women are just trying to make a living and support a family. Most of them live in the damn parlor and stay there pretty much 24 hrs a day. So, keep the tears to where they belong.
[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money?[/QUOTE]Yes your honor he forced me by offering me a financial incentive, I'm the victim here.
Seriously, just shut up.
A2.
[QUOTE=BobUpAndDown;3672697]I have been following your quest to shutdown all of the Birmingham AMP's and I have to say that I just don't get it for a couple of reasons.
1. They advertise that they are massage businesses, not ***** houses. If you want a hooker, you should get one off backpage, they have a lot of them there.
2. Although there may have been a rogue girl or two in the past that would do much more than you are getting today, it does not mean that they all are that way. Why do you think you can coerce people into being a ***** with a little money? Not trying to be adversarial, just an observation.
I am married and go to the AMP's because I want a good massage and some teasing to keep things interesting. I've got to know some of the girls at different shops and some will go the extra mile but not to the degree you expect. I'm actually very happy with my results and don't mind the price for the value I get.
Good luck with your cause, I'm sure it won't make much of a difference.[/QUOTE]I agree and happen to be married as well. I do enjoy a good massage and if I can get a favor then all the better. If not then I still got a great massage. Basically I let my tip reflect my satisfaction. A good massage with no extras gets a certain tip and a good massage with extras gets a different tip. I happen to have one of the so called legit places trained and they always take good care of me if you know what I mean. Took awhile but now trust has been established and they know what I want. I'll never divulge where because it would ruin a good deal for me and probably attract the wrong attention. I have no doubts I could have picked any one of these establishments and eventually gotten extras.
If the extras disappeared I'd still go just for the massage. It's that first extras second.
My. 02.
[QUOTE=ImKul;3673489]I also agree with the above. The Asian masseuse I see is a licensed therapist who works very hard and is trying to raise her daughter. Yes, I enjoy the teasing, but she also gives a great massage. She is an extremely nice, interesting, and fun woman who studies and takes the technique of therapeutic massage very seriously. She does not promote herself as a sex worker and does not understand when men are ugly to her when she refuses to be a sex worker. I have come to know this woman and her daughter very well and, due to her language obstacles, my wife and I have become very involved in helping her with day to day matters. Treating these women poorly because they do not perform something that they never promised to do and is illegal to boot is simply not right. I have nothing against sex workers and those who seek these people, but most of the Asian masseuses I have come to know do not claim or pretend to be sex workers. Obviously, some are, but that does not make it OK to treat the others with contempt or disrespect simply because they are not what you want them to be.[/QUOTE]I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3674322]I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more MJ.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3674322]I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.[/QUOTE]Yep that's part of their hustle to get the naïve in there thinking they are offering more. I see past that and know a happy ending is never out of the question but I have never expected more.
If I need more I turn to seeking arrangement.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3674322]I found it very interesting that these women who don't promote themselves as quote unquote sex workers work for an establishment that in every single one of their ads has pictures of women either nude or in very scanty erotic clothing and poses. Mmmmm I'm not really a prostitute I just want you to think I may be one wow what an idea I could make lots of money that way and do nothing for it! What a load of crap. And pretty much every working girl out there has a sob story cause there's always a soft hearted John out there to give them money. MJ.[/QUOTE]Haven't seen any with nude photos. Certainly many ads are suggestive but not all. The point is, yes, the AMPs offer something that most of the American massage places do not. A reasonably priced therapeutic massage which is also sensual. That is what they offer, and many people are not only fine with that, but that is all they want. Sure, some of the women do not give a good therapeutic massage and only tease. They are not worth your time or money. But there is nothing wrong with a woman who gives a good therapeutic massage and is sensual as well. Just makes the massage more interesting. I'll take it over a Massage Envy type massage anyday.
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3673882]It's funny that the few people on here supporting these tease joints and sticking up for them are the ones with 3-4 posts and the ones that ask questions about places that's been reviewed on here 100 times, like one dude asking about Panda in Homewood. Do a search and see for yourself. And another thing to the so called supporters. All of us have had legit massages. We all no how they work. You're covered up properly, there's no showers, there's no funny business and it's a good massage. Now compare that with being butt ass naked, touching the masseuses ass and legs at times, them touching your balls, grazing your asshole, and then offering the oil to you to take care of yourself. All of that is against every ethical part of a legit massage business. So, if they're going to do all of that, it's not much to ask for a helping hand, since THEY are the ones initiating it. We're all not walking in there with our dicks out looking for action. So, come off your high horses and stop acting like these poor women are just trying to make a living and support a family. Most of them live in the damn parlor and stay there pretty much 24 hrs a day. So, keep the tears to where they belong.[/QUOTE]You and MJ as well, took the words right out of my mouth. I have nothing else to say but we do see now why they stay in business. Or. Maybe we have some smart AMP owners who are attempting to protect their money by monitoring this board! LOL. Our message to those owners, since yall appear to be watching. We are still boycotting and don't believe (or care) about the sob stories. If you are really legit and have no interest in sexual activities then stop advertising sexually suggestive ads or on CL and BP at all for that matter. #boycottamps #weseethefakeprofiles #noamps #nomoreteasing.
It is encouraging and quite a nice change to have members standing up in unity against the tease joints instead of having them give review after review recounting how they spent their money for nothing. It feels great doesn't it guys not wasting money and putting the hurt on these places who have been stealing from you? So continue to share information and continue to boycott these phony AMP tease joints! We can now enjoy the pathetic attempts to White Knight and justify the existence of these lame ass cash traps. Believe me this boycott IS working and the tease joints are feeling it AND they are paying attention to having less income AND to the dialog being posted here. Continue to tell your buddies that hobby and introduce them to the board. SUCK IT tease joints! MJ.
[QUOTE=Prince83;3675662]You and MJ as well, took the words right out of my mouth. I have nothing else to say but we do see now why they stay in business. Or. Maybe we have some smart AMP owners who are attempting to protect their money by monitoring this board! LOL. Our message to those owners, since yall appear to be watching. We are still boycotting and don't believe (or care) about the sob stories. If you are really legit and have no interest in sexual activities then stop advertising sexually suggestive ads or on CL and BP at all for that matter. #boycottamps #weseethefakeprofiles #noamps #nomoreteasing.[/QUOTE]I'm sure that only a small percentage of their customers come to this site. Most of their customers probably find them via Backpages, word of mouth and just passing by.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3676102]I'm sure that only a small percentage of their customers come to this site. Most of their customers probably find them via Backpages, word of mouth and just passing by.[/QUOTE]More people read this forum than you might think many people who lurk and read the information here are not members so it reaches quite a wide audience. Also word of mouth is a powerful tool and believe you me I tell all my friends that Hobby what these places are about and to save their money and avoid them. If these places weren't trying to suggest that they offer something that they do not then they wouldn't even be advertising on Backpage or similar sites and their ads would not be sexually suggestive which they are. Continue to share information it's a powerful tool word of mouth is a powerful tool tell all your friends it's very interesting to me that you rarely see a review in this forum anymore where someone talks about spending their money for nothing that pretty much indicates to me that the boycott is working and people are keeping their cash in their pocket that also is a powerful tool. MJ.
I'm guessing that the majority of customers come from not only this site but sites like this. You don't have to be a member to look at posts on here, so just because there's not a review or post, doesn't mean someone isn't paying attention. What I would like to know is how many that are reading the posts actually have the nuts to stand by what's going on. And goes the same for the ones who actually post here. I know I have. I'm the one that started the damn thing, so I can't be two faced about it. MJ, Prince and a few others in know are adamant about it. And these places aren't your typical massage places where working women, housewives, and just dumb naive guys go, you're wrong. The only one that might cater to someone like that is Foot in Hoover. It's set up to appear like a legit massage, spa type place.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3676102]I'm sure that only a small percentage of their customers come to this site. Most of their customers probably find them via Backpages, word of mouth and just passing by.[/QUOTE]
All that is fine, but don't tip for someone just working on one thigh for 10 minutes or a stray knuckle grazing your asshole. And when they ***** and moan about a tip when you hand them the $60, or whatever tell them why they're not getting one. Maybe you can told "no come back" like I did. And let's not get carried away with the massage quality. It's not the best at any of these places.
[QUOTE=ImKul;3675483]Haven't seen any with nude photos. Certainly many ads are suggestive but not all. The point is, yes, the AMPs offer something that most of the American massage places do not. A reasonably priced therapeutic massage which is also sensual. That is what they offer, and many people are not only fine with that, but that is all they want. Sure, some of the women do not give a good therapeutic massage and only tease. They are not worth your time or money. But there is nothing wrong with a woman who gives a good therapeutic massage and is sensual as well. Just makes the massage more interesting. I'll take it over a Massage Envy type massage anyday.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3677931] The only one that might cater to someone like that is Foot in Hoover. It's set up to appear like a legit massage, spa type place.[/QUOTE]I do see your point because they do advertise on sites like CL and BP. I still don't feel that it's fair to assume that any and all asian massage parlors offer any specific sexual service. Some even have it in writing that they will not perform sexual services. There are varying degrees sexual services and the 'tease joints' are at the very bottom end of it. If you want FS or HJs, it's not hard to figure out where to go. I'm not saying that these ladies are innocent angels but getting all bent out of shape over this is a little ridiculous.
Some guys really do just come in wanting a massage and might even decline a DIY, some might take the DIY opportunity and be fine with receiving nothing more. I don't think these ladies are getting rich off of this. You can tip them whatever you want. I know that sometimes they can get pushy about tips but they will never turn you away as long as you pay the hourly rate.
Honestly, if a guy wants a massage, and I mean a good massage, you're not going to go at any of these places. Compared to a legit therapeutic massage, they're not even in the same league. Most of them just rub on you, put an elbow into you somewhere, want to massage your face for 15 minutes because that's easy for them, or if they have the overhead bars, they ask, and hint to walk on your back, because that's easy for them too. Most can't understand English very well, so you can't really communicate what you want or need. The only thing they know how to do is as you "hard, medium or soft. " And all that being said, despite the fact that it might not be the best massages to be had, if you happen to get a HJ, then it kind off makes up for it. And you're happy to throw them $40. But when they do the shitty massage, and rub on you sometimes in a sensual manner, and then they don't want to help you out but still expect a tip, that's where I and a lot of other people are fed up. I mean how is that a massage parlor are the only places on earth where people will tip for shitty service, or jerking your own self off, which is borderline sad? I mean if a plumber comes to your house, gets the problem fixed but uses duct tape on a pipe to do it, and leaves a mess, are you going to give that a tip? I would think not. I definitely wouldn't have the fucker back. And I can promise you this, if you go and leave without tipping, even though no extras were had, I can guarantee you, if you go back and you happen to get that person again, you will get the shittiest massage you ever had. Some of these places want you to tip just because they go to the trouble of putting oil on there hands. They need us, we don't need them.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3679482]I do see your point because they do advertise on sites like CL and BP. I still don't feel that it's fair to assume that any and all asian massage parlors offer any specific sexual service. Some even have it in writing that they will not perform sexual services. There are varying degrees sexual services and the 'tease joints' are at the very bottom end of it. If you want FS or HJs, it's not hard to figure out where to go. I'm not saying that these ladies are innocent angels but getting all bent out of shape over this is a little ridiculous.
Some guys really do just come in wanting a massage and might even decline a DIY, some might take the DIY opportunity and be fine with receiving nothing more. I don't think these ladies are getting rich off of this. You can tip them whatever you want. I know that sometimes they can get pushy about tips but they will never turn you away as long as you pay the hourly rate.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3680220]Honestly, if a guy wants a massage, and I mean a good massage, you're not going to go at any of these places. Compared to a legit therapeutic massage, they're not even in the same league. Most of them just rub on you, put an elbow into you somewhere, want to massage your face for 15 minutes because that's easy for them, or if they have the overhead bars, they ask, and hint to walk on your back, because that's easy for them too. Most can't understand English very well, so you can't really communicate what you want or need. The only thing they know how to do is as you "hard, medium or soft. " And all that being said, despite the fact that it might not be the best massages to be had, if you happen to get a HJ, then it kind off makes up for it. And you're happy to throw them $40. But when they do the shitty massage, and rub on you sometimes in a sensual manner, and then they don't want to help you out but still expect a tip, that's where I and a lot of other people are fed up. I mean how is that a massage parlor are the only places on earth where people will tip for shitty service, or jerking your own self off, which is borderline sad? I mean if a plumber comes to your house, gets the problem fixed but uses duct tape on a pipe to do it, and leaves a mess, are you going to give that a tip? I would think not. I definitely wouldn't have the fucker back. And I can promise you this, if you go and leave without tipping, even though no extras were had, I can guarantee you, if you go back and you happen to get that person again, you will get the shittiest massage you ever had. Some of these places want you to tip just because they go to the trouble of putting oil on there hands. They need us, we don't need them.[/QUOTE]In the past, our local AMP providers used to give very good massages, in addition to extra service. I can't understand why the current group of massage places provide very poor massage, since that is all they are offering. I am proud to be part of the boycott!
Relative newbie to the "massage" hobby, and always have heard that at either of these two I can get what I'm looking for. Basically a good HE or BJ if the masseuse is halfway decent looking. But I also never go because I feel like the day I go is the day that it gets raided. Any tips on sticking to my instincts and not going in, or can it be safe at times. I realize no one has a crystal ball, but anyone ever go to either one with any sense of comfort?
[QUOTE=BamaBoy21;3681303]Relative newbie to the "massage" hobby, and always have heard that at either of these two I can get what I'm looking for. Basically a good HE or BJ if the masseuse is halfway decent looking. But I also never go because I feel like the day I go is the day that it gets raided. Any tips on sticking to my instincts and not going in, or can it be safe at times. I realize no one has a crystal ball, but anyone ever go to either one with any sense of comfort?[/QUOTE]Check your pms bamaboy.
[QUOTE=IAmAmazing;3681408]Check your pms bamaboy.[/QUOTE]Wow. Bamaboy hit the nail on the head. I've had the same questions for a while as I've started to get into the hobby this past year. I've visited a few different AMPs around town and had some luck and struck out. But any info like that would be appreciated. But as for now, the strike continues! I wish I was around for the good 'ol days and hopefully things return. Until then, I'll be scouring the boards and picking and choosing. Be safe boys.
BM.
For more than 30 years I have frequented Asian massage parlors in this city and others. I can count on one hand and have fingers left over the number of times I have had a real massage at any of these establishments. They have always been designed to be a mask if you will to hide the activities that go on there that were sexual in nature and are illegal just about everywhere in the United States. A few years ago a number of people that owned and managed these massage parlors got in serious trouble with the government because many of the girls that were working there we're not only quite Young but their passport and other legal papers were being controlled by the people that owned or that ran these parlors. There were a lot of human trafficking charges that came out of this and so many of these places were closed down and other shut their doors out of fear of having the same sort of thing happened to them. The people that own these places who had made money off of them for so many years had to come up with a way to make money but not put themselves in serious Jeopardy hence the Advent of these tease joints that exist today. Most of the girls that work in these places are in control of their own documents and have been trained by the manager to give the impression that something erotic might be available when in actuality for the most part that is not true and rarely ever happens. The same people that used to run the old time massage parlors where sexual fun was readily available are the same people running these new tease joints. They can make roughly the same amount of money without placing themselves in Jeopardy for arrest for sexual misconduct or for human trafficking. I would be very surprised if you ever see a legitimate old school Asian massage parlor open in Birmingham Alabama again they still exist in Atlanta and a few other cities but they are getting harder and harder to find simply because the people that run the tease joints can make about the same money with very little risk so those days are on the out and may totally disappear even in cities like Atlanta and New York and Chicago. It is a tremendous waste of money and time going to these places unless you want a half ass massage a little bit of teasing and wind up with your own dick in your hand. For me that is not a party that's a waste of money that's pretty much cash for nothing. The only thing that may bring the old days back is for people to unite against this bullshit and quit wasting their money, no money being spent at these kind of places will eventually cause them to dry up and once again in order for them to make any money they will have to offer actual erotic services at these places. The power to make this happen is in your hands but not if you keep throwing good money after bad hoping that you're going to get something that's never going to happen. I keep hearing this oh I just wanted a good massage and maybe a little something extra well I can tell you that I've never got a good massage at one of these places or in fact at the old time massage parlors where real erotic services were available: maybe just a few times ever for me and I've been doing this with great frequency for over 30 years I'm not saying it never happens but I'm saying it very rarely happens. If we stick together save our money and don't patronize these bullshit places then sooner or later some real parlors that offer real service with Asian girls that are actually cute will begin to resurface. We have to be smarter than these guys that want to take advantage of us and steal our money just don't do it. There are girls out there who are smoking hot that will give you a fantastic massage and also fantastic GFE service I would say patronize these people and put these stinking tease parlors out of business. MJ.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3682306]For more than 30 years I have frequented Asian massage parlors in this city and others. I can count on one hand and have fingers left over the number of times I have had a real massage at any of these establishments. They have always been designed to be a mask if you will to hide the activities that go on there that were sexual in nature and are illegal just about everywhere in the United States. A few years ago a number of people that owned and managed these massage parlors got in serious trouble with the government because many of the girls that were working there we're not only quite Young but their passport and other legal papers were being controlled by the people that owned or that ran these parlors. There were a lot of human trafficking charges that came out of this and so many of these places were closed down and other shut their doors out of fear of having the same sort of thing happened to them. The people that own these places who had made money off of them for so many years had to come up with a way to make money but not put themselves in serious Jeopardy hence the Advent of these tease joints that exist today. Most of the girls that work in these places are in control of their own documents and have been trained by the manager to give the impression that something erotic might be available when in actuality for the most part that is not true and rarely ever happens. The same people that used to run the old time massage parlors where sexual fun was readily available are the same people running these new tease joints. They can make roughly the same amount of money without placing themselves in Jeopardy for arrest for sexual misconduct or for human trafficking. I would be very surprised if you ever see a legitimate old school Asian massage parlor open in Birmingham Alabama again they still exist in Atlanta and a few other cities but they are getting harder and harder to find simply because the people that run the tease joints can make about the same money with very little risk so those days are on the out and may totally disappear even in cities like Atlanta and New York and Chicago. It is a tremendous waste of money and time going to these places unless you want a half ass massage a little bit of teasing and wind up with your own dick in your hand. For me that is not a party that's a waste of money that's pretty much cash for nothing. The only thing that may bring the old days back is for people to unite against this bullshit and quit wasting their money, no money being spent at these kind of places will eventually cause them to dry up and once again in order for them to make any money they will have to offer actual erotic services at these places. The power to make this happen is in your hands but not if you keep throwing good money after bad hoping that you're going to get something that's never going to happen. I keep hearing this oh I just wanted a good massage and maybe a little something extra well I can tell you that I've never got a good massage at one of these places or in fact at the old time massage parlors where real erotic services were available: maybe just a few times ever for me and I've been doing this with great frequency for over 30 years I'm not saying it never happens but I'm saying it very rarely happens. If we stick together save our money and don't patronize these bullshit places then sooner or later some real parlors that offer real service with Asian girls that are actually cute will begin to resurface. We have to be smarter than these guys that want to take advantage of us and steal our money just don't do it. There are girls out there who are smoking hot that will give you a fantastic massage and also fantastic GFE service I would say patronize these people and put these stinking tease parlors out of business. MJ.[/QUOTE]Would you mind sharing these smoking hot girls who give fantastic massage?
[QUOTE=DuckHed;3684228]Would you mind sharing these smoking hot girls who give fantastic massage?[/QUOTE]Sure Lauren Love is one. Karmen, her roommate Heather, and Gwen. There's three great girls and all very pretty Lauren is a little pricey but definitely worth the cash and the other two girls are very reasonably priced for an hour with a very open menu full GFE. And they will certainly do your massage and I can promise you it will be as good or better than anything you get in one of these stinking tease joints. I swear with as much whiteknighting of these awful places that goes on on this board one can almost conclude that people must actually like getting terrible service and winding up with their own dick in their hand and spending their money for that I just don't understand it. MJ.
Here is some contact info for three really great girls they will also do a nice massage for you they're all full GFE with a very open menu. MJ.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2270700[/URL] Gwen.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2279846[/URL] Heather.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2268708[/URL] Karmen.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2267233[/URL] Lauren Love.
Hi again guys,
Day 26 of successful boycotting AMPs. It's gotten easier to stay away now. Haven't even felt the urge to go. Been observing to see if their advertising increases, not as of yet. I figured one of these days out of fun I'd stop by a few AMPs that I've never been to and flat out ask if I will leave with a HE just to see the reaction on their face. LOL.
Here's a new one. Be wise and stay away.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/grand-opening-free-table/6457202076.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=JoeDeertay;3687781]Here's a new one. Be wise and stay away.
[URL]https://bham.craigslist.org/thp/d/grand-opening-free-table/6457202076.html[/URL][/QUOTE]I see the new places name is "9733;JY ACUPRESSURE★" - that stands for "Jak YoSelf Off".
With that location in Vestavia and near a school there won't be any happy activities available.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3684671]Here is some contact info for three really great girls they will also do a nice massage for you they're all full GFE with a very open menu. MJ.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2270700[/URL] Gwen.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2279846[/URL] Heather.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2268708[/URL] Karmen.
[URL]https://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=2267233[/URL] Lauren Love.[/QUOTE]Lauren Love is very hard to schedule and fairly expensive but is, hands down, the best provider I have ever met. Fair warning, if you visit her, you may not want to see anyone else ever.
Also she no longer does massage. It's just GFE.
Hell, Kung Fu is 200. Yds away.
[QUOTE=BhmGuy;3697393]I see the new places name is "9733;JY ACUPRESSURE★" - that stands for "Jak YoSelf Off".
With that location in Vestavia and near a school there won't be any happy activities available.[/QUOTE]
She is a lot of fun. One of my favorites.
[QUOTE=NilbogTwo;3697414]Lauren Love is very hard to schedule and fairly expensive but is, hands down, the best provider I have ever met. Fair warning, if you visit her, you may not want to see anyone else ever.
Also she no longer does massage. It's just GFE.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3697749]She is a lot of fun. One of my favorites.[/QUOTE]One of? You know other providers that are on par? Cause if you know someone else as good / better, please share.
Or they are not as good but because they are more affordable / easier to schedule you like them as much?
When I say one of my favorites, I am referring to my experiences over the years. Sorry, I know you can't read my mind. Ha ha.
[QUOTE=NilbogTwo;3697821]One of? You know other providers that are on par? Cause if you know someone else as good / better, please share.
Or they are not as good but because they are more affordable / easier to schedule you like them as much?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3698042]When I say one of my favorites, I am referring to my experiences over the years. Sorry, I know you can't read my mind. Ha ha.[/QUOTE]Haha, was hoping there might be a second unicorn running around.
I do as well.
[QUOTE=NilbogTwo;3698345]Haha, was hoping there might be a second unicorn running around.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CrazyTown;3698395]I do as well.[/QUOTE]I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.
Trust me when I tell you Lauren Love will still do a massage if you want one all you have to do is ask if that's important to you as part of your session she definitely will do it. MJ.
[QUOTE=Serious69;3699224]I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.[/QUOTE]I'm the same way. Prefer good massage with a little extra rather than no massage and all the extras.
[QUOTE=MammieJammer;3699348]Trust me when I tell you Lauren Love will still do a massage if you want one all you have to do is ask if that's important to you as part of your session she definitely will do it. MJ.[/QUOTE]When did you see her last? I saw her last month and she said she no longer does it. Could be a lie, but she sounded pretty serious.
[QUOTE=Serious69;3699224]I just wish she would still do the massage. That was excellent. I guess I'm weird like that, but I prefer that to FS.[/QUOTE]Definitely weird. Most girls I would agree, but I would rather fuck Lauren than damn near anything else.
Had a very nice massage at my hotel in Homewood by Lisa.