Oriental Massage - what an original name
Long-time lurker, first-time poster
I've had a lot of the same experiences over the past 15 years as I've read on here. All things considered IT in Alt Spr, Jeannie, is the best. Green Tea, worst. So I figured I had nothing to add. Until now.
Drove by Sand Lake and JYP today in my delivery van, noticed new massage parlor, with sign saying Oriental Massage. Figuring I was ahead of schedule, I dropped by to get some info. This evening I decided to TOFTT, since I haven't seen any reports about it yet.
Very clean. Of course, it's been open only a month. Lots of space in the rooms and especially in the table shower room. Sara, was probably in her 30's, Korean, I believe, was nice looking, a 6 in my opinion. A thin sheet draped me most of the time. When I told her she was doing a very good job early on, she said something like "Because we're a professional massage", which didn't sound promising for anything extra.
On the flip, the drape wrapped the package, but her chest and stomach massage came close to undoing it. Then came the table shower, which she talked about half-way through doing my back, like it was an ad. And they charge $20 for the ts. I thought whatever, I'll get the whole treatment.
In the table shower room, she got a long look, but tossed a wash cloth on me package after flipping. At that point, I'm certain my lower body resembled a Smurf (In color, not size). So it's a very thorough massage, excellent pressure, but totally legit, at least this visit. That hasn't happened since my first time with Jeannie. I will repeat.
The skinny:
1 hr (which was more like 1½ hr, not rushed): . 69 (price)
Ts: additional. 2 tip: . 2
That's why they call it TOFTT
Squidjigs
If LEO want to bust some AMPs this would be the one to bust.
[QUOTE=Squid Jigs]Long-time lurker, first-time poster
I've had a lot of the same experiences over the past 15 years as I've read on here. All things considered IT in Alt Spr, Jeannie, is the best. Green Tea, worst. So I figured I had nothing to add. Until now.
Drove by Sand Lake and JYP today in my delivery van, noticed new massage parlor, with sign saying Oriental Massage. Figuring I was ahead of schedule, I dropped by to get some info. This evening I decided to TOFTT, since I haven't seen any reports about it yet.
Very clean. Of course, it's been open only a month. Lots of space in the rooms and especially in the table shower room. Sara, was probably in her 30's, Korean, I believe, was nice looking, a 6 in my opinion. A thin sheet draped me most of the time. When I told her she was doing a very good job early on, she said something like "Because we're a professional massage", which didn't sound promising for anything extra.
On the flip, the drape wrapped the package, but her chest and stomach massage came close to undoing it. Then came the table shower, which she talked about half-way through doing my back, like it was an ad. And they charge $20 for the ts. I thought whatever, I'll get the whole treatment.
In the table shower room, she got a long look, but tossed a wash cloth on me package after flipping. At that point, I'm certain my lower body resembled a Smurf (In color, not size). So it's a very thorough massage, excellent pressure, but totally legit, at least this visit. That hasn't happened since my first time with Jeannie. I will repeat.
The skinny:
1 hr (which was more like 1½ hr, not rushed): . 69 (price)
Ts: additional. 2 tip: . 2
That's why they call it TOFTT
Squidjigs[/QUOTE]
To offer no extras, while the price just happens to be "$69" is blatantly deceptive advertising IMO. I got no problem with a $65 or a $70 legit price but picking "$69" IMO implies that some DATY and CBJ are available. When no extras are forthcoming, this is a deceptive practice. Where are consumer advocates like John Stossel and Geraldo Rivera when you need them?
Deceptive? Leaves LEO with an opening
[QUOTE=Clinton Bush]To offer no extras, while the price just happens to be "$69" is blatantly deceptive advertising IMO. I got no problem with a $65 or a $70 legit price but picking "$69" IMO implies that some DATY and CBJ are available. When no extras are forthcoming, this is a deceptive practice. Where are consumer advocates like John Stossel and Geraldo Rivera when you need them?[/QUOTE]
If you went to a place with such adds expecting extras and if you became overtly pissed when you don't get them, your actions could lead to your arrest, and (IMHO) it couldn't be called entrapment. Think again on your position.
Touch of Asia 2 - So So Experience
I recently went to ToA 2 and got a so so experience. My new regular, Chloe, was on vacation, so I got the new girl, Suzie.
She was new, so I will give her the benefit of the doubt that she will improve with time. She was nice, but a little too inexperienced for my taste. She did massage the right places, and on the flip took care of my big muscle that needed attention, but that was a little too mechanical.
A big negative, was no touch-feely. Like a bad cell phone plan, there was no roaming allowed. I did leave happy, but if she is the only one there next time, I will probably pass.
On a positive note, they have a very cute Asian hostess girl up front, Nadine. Alas, I do not believe that she will be giving massages in the near future (like the hot Latina hostess at ToA 1).
Scores:
Looks: 7/10 (slightly extra weight)
Massage: 7/10
Attitude: 7.5/10
House Fee: $90
Tip: $30
Hot Asian Hostess Scores:
Looks: 9/10
Attitude: 9/10
Cuteness Factor: 9/10
Hoping that she will get her massage license and start giving massages: 10/10
Be safe.
What to report and what not to
I told myself I would never get into these off-topic discussions, but I have succumbed...
Here is my theory on reporting - the point of this board is for us all to help each other out - if my posting isn't going to do that, then it isn't worth posting. Could what I've put up here be used by LEO? I suppose so, but I am pretty sure he already knows where the good spots are. I've never walked into an AMP and not come out happy - I am sure LEO could walk in and cause problems for them whenever he wants - he doesn't need any secret info from us to do so.
I've been called out a few times for providing too much info - but I put it up there in the hope that it helps out someone else.
If someone wants to brag about getting laid, so be it - go right ahead. But if you can't post enough info to help someone else out, what's the point of putting it here? I know that over the couple of years that I have been here, I have gotten some great info from the other guys on this board - I really appreciate the info and the help and hope I can do the same for others.
Well, with that said, in an attempt to redeem myself I will try to tack on some relevant info - I headed out by Asahi the other night and was suprised to find it locked up rather early in the evening. Has anyone been over there recently? Has anything changed, are they still there?
Not The IT I Know and Love
[QUOTE=Rooster8802]None of that sounds like the IT I know... That's a shame.[/QUOTE]
WOW !!! Does not sound like the IT that I go to every week. I have NEVER been treated like that and the ladies have been extremely attentive. That is a real shame as I have been very happy with their servies.