[QUOTE=Mafia45; 1281564]I'm an old grumpy man but I loves jokes!
M-45[/QUOTE]Baby that's not the Mafia45 sweetheart that I know.
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[QUOTE=Mafia45; 1281564]I'm an old grumpy man but I loves jokes!
M-45[/QUOTE]Baby that's not the Mafia45 sweetheart that I know.
For jokes to drop in and make some of us laugh and smile. Keep it up, I'd tell one but I am plum out of jokes right now!
WBB
Please tell me this is a joke?
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I'm scared! Thank god I think with the big head because I would have to shoot the little head if it even considered it!
[QUOTE=JediKnight58; 1281955]Please tell me this is a joke?
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I'm scared! Thank god I think with the big head because I would have to shoot the little head if it even considered it![/QUOTE]She looks like a real doll?
WBB
The only doll "she" resembles is a Transformer.
I believe she is the Decepticon [b]StartsScreams[/b].
But if you are into playing with things that are more than meets the eye, TOFTT.
[QUOTE=JediKnight58; 1281955]Please tell me this is a joke?
[url]http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/x-click-for-27/5192717[/url]
I'm scared! Thank god I think with the big head because I would have to shoot the little head if it even considered it![/QUOTE]
This couple comes to a new town and the guy gets a job at the local pickle factory. A few years go by and each year he wins the employee of the year award. One day in the 3rd year, he comes home looking all depressed.
His wife asks him what the matter is, to which he responds that he got fired.
"FIRED? How can you get fired, you're always employee of the year!" she asked, stunned.
To this he responds that he had another fantasy that he needed to fulfill and it got him fired.
"Oh no, not again. What did you do this time?" she asks.
Well, I always fantasized about sticking my willy in the pickle slicer.
"You didn't!" she hoped.
He blushed and replied,"Well, yes I did."
Then she asks,"Did it hurt?"
"No no really," answers the man.
Puzzled she then asks,"Well what happened to the pickle slicer?"
He answers,"Oh, *she* got fired too!"
Be Safe.
Austin
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey; 1282341]The only doll "she" resembles is a Transformer.
I believe she is the Decepticon [b]StartsScreams[/b].
But if you are into playing with things that are more than meets the eye, TOFTT.[/QUOTE]LOL! This has to be one of thefubbiest hints I've read on this forum. Well played sir.
Guys, this was sent to me from a friend. This is a well-run scam that could fool anybody. Sorry this post is so long. Here's how the scam works:
Visa / MasterCard FRAUD Just a heads up for everyone regarding the
Latest in Visa fraud. Royal Bank received this communication about the
Newest scam. This is happening in the Midwest right now and moving.
This one is pretty slick since they provide YOU with all the
Information, except the one piece they want.
Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they already have
It.
This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA &
MasterCard telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared
To protect yourself. One of our employees was called on Wednesday from
'VISA', and I was called on Thursday from 'MasterCard'.
The scam works like this:
Person calling says. 'This is (name) , and I'm calling from the
Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460, Your
Card has been flagged for an unusual purc hase pattern, and I'm calling
To verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of
Bank). Did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for $497. 99 from a
Marketing company based in Arizona? ' When you say 'No', the caller
Continues with, 'Then we will be issuing a credit to your account. This
Is a company we have been watching and the charges range from $297 to
$497, just under the $500 purchase pattern that flags most cards.
Before your next statement, the credit will be sent to (gives you your
Address) , is that correct? ' You say 'yes'.
The caller continues. 'I will be starting a Fraud Investigation. If
You have any questions, you should call the 1- 800 number listed on the
Back of your card (1-800-VISA) and ask for Security. You will need to
Refer to this Control Number. The caller then gives you a 6 digit
Number. 'Do you need me to read it again? '
Here's the IMPORTANT part on how the scam works. The caller then says,
'I need to verify you are in possession of your card'. He'll ask you
To 'turn your card over and look for some numbers'. There are 7
Numbers; the first 4 are part of your card number, the last 3 are the
Security Numbers that verify you are the possessor of the card. These
Are the numbers you sometimes use to make Internet purchases to prove
You have the card. The caller will ask you to read the last 3 numbers
To him. After you tell the caller the 3 numbers, he'll say, 'That is
Correct, I just needed to verify that the card has not been lost or
Stolen, and that you still have your card Do you have any other
Questions? '
After you say no, the caller then thanks you and states, 'Don't
Hesitate to call back if you do', and hangs up. You actually say very
Little, and they never ask for or tell you the card number. But after
We were called on Wednesday, we called back. Within 20 minutes to ask a
Question. Are we were glad we did! The REAL VISA Security Department
Told us it was a scam and I and the last 15 minutes a new purchase of
$497. 99 was charged to our card. We made a real fraud report and closed
The VISA account. VISA is reissuing us a new number. What the scammers
Want is the 3-digit PIN number on the back of the card. Don't give it
To them. Instead, tell them you'll call VISA or Master Card directly
For verification of their conversation.
The real VISA told us that they will never ask for anything on the card
As they already know the information since they issued the card! If you
Give the scammers your 3 Digit PIN Number, you think you're receiving a
Credit; however, by the time you get your statement you'll see charges
For purchases you didn't make, and by then it's almost too late and / or
More difficult to actually file a fraud report.
What makes this more remarkable is that on Thursday, I got a call from
A 'Jason Richardson of MasterCard' with a word-for-word repeat of the
VISA Scam. This time I didn't let him finish. I hung up! We filed a
Police report, as instructed by VISA. The police said they are taking
Several of these reports daily! They also urged us to tell everybody we
Know that this scam is happening. I dealt with a similar situation this
Morning, with the caller telling me that $3, 097 had been charged to my
Account for plane tickets to Spain, and so on through the above
Routine.
It appears that this Is a very active scam, and evidently quite
Successful.
Pass this on to all your family and friends
.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373; 1282867]Guys, this was sent to me from a friend. This is a well-run scam that could fool anybody. Sorry this post is so long. Here's how the scam works:
Visa / MasterCard FRAUD Just a heads up for everyone...[/QUOTE][blue]Gentlemen,
The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.
Let's get back to the subject.
Thank You,
Jackson[/blue]
[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1282867]Guys, this was sent to me from a friend. This is a well-run scam that could fool anybody. Sorry this post is so long. Here's how the scam works:.Visa / MasterCard FRAUD Just a heads up for everyone regarding the .[/QUOTE]Another website verified Vino's warning as being factual:
[url]http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/creditcard.asp[/url]
This scam has been around since 2003, apparently it is still active. I would assume that the incoming call will have caller I'd blocked. Anytime I get a call requesting info from a caller I'd blocked, I hang up immediately; I don't waste a breath with a retort.
Thanks Vino.
Regards,
Mal
I cleaned out my inbox. Those of you that tried to Pm me can do so now. Sorry and thanks.
Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]You're one of the good ones, Vankleek. Your insight and keen observations will be missed. I wish you only the best.
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]
VK, it's not like we are big buds but I've always enjoyed and respected your post. Hope all goes well and you can hurry back and by the way just because you taking some time off from the hobby doesn't mean you can't stay in touch and help us with your knowledge.
Only the best to you,
Marc
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]Ditto from me, Have benefitted from your posts and PM's. Best regards to you & enjoy.
Hey Van,
You'll be sorely missed, and I really enjoyed our PM's between each other. Stay in touch, and whereever life takes you, just enjoy what it brings!
GM
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]I'm not too far behind you, VK. Like many others, investments are sinking like the Titanic. Probably will be worse than 08. I retired at a relatively young age, hoping that my pension, savings and investments, along with my VA benefits would carry me through. They will, but play time will have to somewhat be curtailed. Good luck, VK
Dear Billy Jo, I'm writin' this real slow cause I know you can't read very fast. We don't live where we did when you left. We read in the paper that most accidents happen within ten miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you our new address cause the last family that lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day mama put four shirts in, pulled the chain and we ain't seen them since. It only rained here twice this week. Three days the first time and five days the second time. I know it is cold where you are so we're sending you a coat. Mama said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with them buttons on it, so we cut'them off and put'them in the pockets. We got a letter from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral bill, up she comes! My sister had a baby this morning. I ain't heard whether if's a boy or a girl so I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt. Uncle John fell in the big whiskey vat. When they tried to pull him out, he fought them off, so he drowned. We creamated him and he burned for three days. Three of my friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving, the other two was in the back. The driver got out cause he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they couldn't get the tailgate down. Well, I hope this catches you up on things that's going on around here! Your because, Bubba
[QUOTE=Mystical0945;1284550]Dear Billy Jo, I'm writin' this real slow cause I know you can't read very fast. We don't live where we did when you left. We read in the paper that most accidents happen within ten miles of home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you our new address cause the last family that lived here took the house numbers with them so they wouldn't have to change their address. This place has a washing machine. The first day mama put four shirts in, pulled the chain and we ain't seen them since. It only rained here twice this week. Three days the first time and five days the second time. I know it is cold where you are so we're sending you a coat. Mama said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with them buttons on it, so we cut'them off and put'them in the pockets. We got a letter from the funeral home. They said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral bill, up she comes! My sister had a baby this morning. I ain't heard whether if's a boy or a girl so I don't know if I'm an uncle or an aunt. Uncle John fell in the big whiskey vat. When they tried to pull him out, he fought them off, so he drowned. We creamated him and he burned for three days. Three of my friends went off the bridge in a pick-up truck. One was driving, the other two was in the back. The driver got out cause he rolled down the window and swam to safety. The other two drowned, they couldn't get the tailgate down. Well, I hope this catches you up on things that's going on around here! Your because, Bubba[/QUOTE]That's freakin funny! Thank you for the laughs my dear! I read this thread looking for your jokes now!
Ashley z
[QUOTE=ThatOneChick; 1284795]That's freakin funny! Thank you for the laughs my dear! I read this thread looking for your jokes now!
Ashley z[/QUOTE]You are more than welcome sweetie. I just find it refreshing to beable to laugh when I read the general reports now instesd of getting pissed! Join in honey give us some good ones. XOXOXOXO
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]Vankleek,
I can feel everything you are saying here. I was pretty much wiped out back in 08 market crash. An on line trading account funded my fun so went from the good girls to the not so good and have come to understand why so many street girls are out on the 1st of the month. I have gotten smarter about my trading but also older and am as concerned about a good dump in the morning as finding a girl. I am not retired yet but can see it just over the hill. For you younger guys, Van's comment on Greece is right on target. Add 30yrs to your game and you may be looking at no government assistance or retirement from the place you work for. The little head usually wins but concider if some over priced pussy now is better than poverty latter. I love this forum and all the memories it has brought me. Thanks Van for your help along the way.
THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER!
[quote]Dear Wife,
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone. Your EX-Husband P. S. Don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life![/quote][quote]Dear Ex-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn't work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl! ' Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49. 99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a dime from me. So take care. Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free! P. S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem![/quote]
VAn! I wish you the best! And I too, understand you very well and we have to think with our bigger head and save our coins for the rainy day! The Ho's will find another monger so, keep in touch and have fun!
I'm just like you "laying low" just a few occasional! I'm not putting the miles as I used to.
Stay safe and have fun.
Ee
[QUOTE=Hairball; 1284968]Vankleek,
I can feel everything you are saying here. I was pretty much wiped out back in 08 market crash. An on line trading account funded my fun so went from the good girls to the not so good and have come to understand why so many street girls are out on the 1st of the month. I have gotten smarter about my trading but also older and am as concerned about a good dump in the morning as finding a girl. I am not retired yet but can see it just over the hill. For you younger guys, Van's comment on Greece is right on target. Add 30yrs to your game and you may be looking at no government assistance or retirement from the place you work for. The little head usually wins but concider if some over priced pussy now is better than poverty latter. I love this forum and all the memories it has brought me. Thanks Van for your help along the way.[/QUOTE]
Wow HB that is profound. The most over rated thing is your first piece of pussy and the most under rated is a good crap.
Marc
[QUOTE=Jada69;1284974]THE BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER![/QUOTE]Jada, Classic.
I will be thinking of you during your time away. When you come back you can always give me a kind call. Take care and stay safe.
[QUOTE=Vankleek; 1284045]Hey guys. I am taking a break from the hobby. All is well, no worries. Just need some time away from this world. I will probably only be out for a few months but who knows. Most of it is not personal, revolves around the world situation and the failed economy of the Worst President Ever. We should all prepare in case this country gets to be like Greece.
In addition, I have found some friendly civvie ladies making this world somewhat out of place.
I have enjoyed this site more than any other and value the relationship with mongers and providers alike.
Again, all is well. Hope that you will welcome me back when the time comes.[/QUOTE]
Here's a fun Idea, If you don't have any kids, Hire a babysitter anyway, and say the kid is upstairs sleeping and not to be woken. When you return ask the babysitter "where your child is".
LOL, XOXOXOOXOXOXOX
I would like to wish my good buddy Marc a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY. May all your wishes come true and that you have a very happy special day.
Lve you
This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1285974]This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.[/QUOTE]Now that one was hilarious!
[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1285974]This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.[/QUOTE]Good one Vino
[QUOTE=Vino 7373;1285974]This couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules, so the husband left Minnesota & flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, & without realizing his error, sent the email. Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives & friends. After reading the first message, she screamed & fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, & saw the computer screen which read: To: My Loving Wife Subject: I've Arrived! Date: October 16, 2004. I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now & you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived & have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P. S. Sure is hot down here.[/QUOTE]Bahahahahahahahaha! OMG! THAT is hilarious! Love it!
Ashley Z
For our 25th anniversary, my wife said she wanted something shiny that went from 0-150 in 3 seconds.
I bought her a bathroom scale.
Then the fight started.
A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules."I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted."And, I don't expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing with my buddies whenever I want. Those are my rules," he said."Any comments?" His new bride replied,"No, that's fine with me. But, just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night. Whether you're here or not."
Austin
Since everyone is telling jokes.
Bobbybr contacts me (God only knows why) about Leslie (a/k/a Kay) , all because I made the comment "A rose by any other name is still named Kay."
Mr. Bobbybr has no real posting history other than his classic "get out of our forum" post to Goddess.
I ask why he contacted me, let alone why I should be willing to share info. As anyone who has RTFF knows, there is [b][u]plenty[/u][/b] of info on Kay/Leslie/{insert name here}.
This ass-hat's reply was "ok dork your anonymous and she is a ho do you think maybe she don't put out? Thanks dork". Proper etiquette for seeking someone's assistance aside, it seems we either have a [b]minor[/b] In our midst, or someone who's agenda is [b]not[/b] Mongering.
Based on "Bobby"'s posting style, choice of language, etc,"he" is either extremely socially retarded or 12.
If anyone can verify Bobbybr is an adult I will happily admit I am wrong and he is simply an ass-clown. I just wanted to give my fellow forum members, male and female alike, fair warning. Personally I'd recommend ignoring him until we know for certain he's an adult and we aren't potentially violating any sex crime laws as they relate to minors.
Take it for what it is.
One of my regulars from Tallahassee text me this yesterday. I hope it doesn't offend anyone:
As a plane is loosing power, a pilot comes on and says."sorry it had to come to this folks but we've already let the luggage go & the plane continues to loose speed. I hate its come to this but we have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter "A" of course. So here goes." African Americans?"No One. Ok now "B" Black people any black people?" Still no one answers."Ok now "see" any colored people?" Again silence. A Black kid turns to his mom and says,"Hey mom arent we african american colored and black?" The mom responds "No son today we "niggas", let them mexicans go first!" The black kid then turns to a mexican sitting across from him and laughs. The mexican kid laughs back and says,"Today I'm a "wetback" so get ready to jump "my nigga"! ROTFLMAO! Like I said I really hope this doesn't offend anyone and my apologies if it does!
JADA69
Absolutely hillarious Jada. Needed that for sure!
[QUOTE=Jada69; 1288642]One of my regulars from Tallahassee text me this yesterday. I hope it doesn't offend anyone:
As a plane is loosing power, a pilot comes on and says."sorry it had to come to this folks but we've already let the luggage go & the plane continues to loose speed. I hate its come to this but we have to start releasing passengers by alphabetical order beginning with the letter "A" of course. So here goes." African Americans?"No One. Ok now "B" Black people any black people?" Still no one answers."Ok now "see" any colored people?" Again silence. A Black kid turns to his mom and says,"Hey mom arent we african american colored and black?" The mom responds "No son today we "niggas", let them mexicans go first!" The black kid then turns to a mexican sitting across from him and laughs. The mexican kid laughs back and says,"Today I'm a "wetback" so get ready to jump "my nigga"! ROTFLMAO! Like I said I really hope this doesn't offend anyone and my apologies if it does!
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Jackson and his crew will open a thread specifically for jokes. Soon. Please.
Met with annette again, I was in the area and felt like doing something, nothing special tho. 35 and a pack of smoke. I think she's getting really desperate for cash. Cardate, didn't take too long, always feels kinda sketchy. But yeah nothing worth reporting but felt like reporting anyways LOL probably last time I go to her. If anyone knows anyone clean in the east Orlando area, PLEASE LOL, help me save some gas and let me know LOL.
I would love to find somone fairly young, and good looking in the Altamonte area, or at least not miles away, clean, nice personality and great BBBJ are what I'm looking for.
Thanks for any help.