Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

Specialized threads; Jax doesn't like them.

Long reviews; I appreciate them but I'm more of a "Is she the chick in the pics? What does she do? Does she do it well? What did it cost? Would you do it again? Kind of guy."

Gross stuff; Rule number one around here is "The only dick you must please is your own." Everybody consenting? Check Everybody over 18? Check, rock on.

Why do you care of he was cooking with a stanky hand? I think you just like yelling at him. So long as he wasn't making the kids smell his fingers who cares?

Always assume Dweezle is posting with tongue firmly in cheek because he is. That boy doesn't try to piss anybody off.

That's it.

[QUOTE=D Nut;1804237]This is not the PhatDaty show where you can dictate what is "okay" and what is "offensive".[/QUOTE]How dare you say such a thing D Nut! Narcississm will not allow his ilk to hear or recoginize such a truth.

I recently read a post of his that had 4 sentences and the word "I" was used 7 or 8 times. Each of the many posts are like reading a volume in psychology class on releavent personality disorders.

TBH In the past I never went this far down to this thread. Now it's usually my first stop, the dramedy is great.

Hey, we sniff our fingers all the time in Memphis. In fact after we take a shit, that's the only way we know for sure if we need to wash our hands. Sometimes we even need to get a second opinion. That's when you find out who your friends really are!

[QUOTE=Glockman;1804882]Hey, we sniff our fingers all the time in Memphis. In fact after we take a shit, that's the only way we know for sure if we need to wash our hands. Sometimes we even need to get a second opinion. That's when you find out who your friends really are![/QUOTE]As they say in Texas, Son you just aint rait.

[QUOTE=Varoom; 1804352]How dare you say such a thing D Nut! Narcississm will not allow his ilk to hear or recoginize such a truth.

I recently read a post of his that had 4 sentences and the word "I" was used 7 or 8 times. Each of the many posts are like reading a volume in psychology class on releavent personality disorders.[/QUOTE]Dude, do you have a mancrush on me or something?

I mean talk about post history, you never talk about women, just me. Let me be VERY CLEAR, I don't swing from that side of the plate. Go see one of these ladies and quit fixating on me. Talk about a disorder, geeze, just go fuck a woman and report back to us.

[QUOTE=Glockman;1804882]Hey, we sniff our fingers all the time in Memphis. In fact after we take a shit, that's the only way we know for sure if we need to wash our hands. Sometimes we even need to get a second opinion. That's when you find out who your friends really are![/QUOTE]Glock,

I've heard about that finger sniffing habit down there but I was told it was so you were sure a whose ass ya wiped.

And it doesn't surprise me that you have to sniff. I see those great pics from your threesomes and I figured you'd have to sniff just to know where you last had your fingers. Nothing wrong with that, eh? You got to get up here and do some justice to our fine wholesome group of provider partners in Cincinnati. Lots of choices just waiting for you. Between them, Skyline, and Graeters: why the hell would anyone stay in Memphis! LOL.

Have a great day.

Dz

[QUOTE=Dweezil]Between them, Skyline, and Graeters: why the hell would anyone stay in Memphis! LOL.

Have a great day.

Dz[/QUOTE]2 words."CORKY'S RIBS "! I cannot get 100 miles of Memphis and not have a wet slab AND a dry rub.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty; 1804940]Dude, do you have a mancrush on me or something?

I mean talk about post history, you never talk about women, just me. Let me be VERY CLEAR, I don't swing from that side of the plate. Go see one of these ladies and quit fixating on me. Talk about a disorder, geeze, just go fuck a woman and report back to us.[/QUOTE]As Billy Shakespeare said,"Me thinks the lady does protest too much.". Hit a nerve? Sounds like it.

[QUOTE=D Nut;1804987]As Billy Shakespeare said,"Me thinks the lady does protest too much.". Hit a nerve? Sounds like it.[/QUOTE]I am just tired of Varoom's fixation on me. I just added him to my ignore box since he offers no actionable intelligence for hobbying; he just nitpicks at people and ads. This guy is probably a pretender that never spends much time in sessions with the wonderful women on this site. Since he is about as useless as Wingman Todd, I figure there is nothing more I need to read of his so he can join Todd and the other misfits on that list.

If you aren't useful (providing actual intel, reviews, hobby advice etc), at least be clever or entertaining. CLICK!

[QUOTE=D Nut;1804984]2 words."CORKY'S RIBS "! I cannot get 100 miles of Memphis and not have a wet slab AND a dry rub.[/QUOTE]Are Corky's ribs better than what you can get up and down Beale St? I could spend a week there just eating the incredible BBQ and going to a different blues club there each evening-great town!

[QUOTE=D Nut;1804984]2 words."CORKY'S RIBS "! I cannot get 100 miles of Memphis and not have a wet slab AND a dry rub.[/QUOTE]Due, you can get them in Pigeon Forge and 3 other states.

[QUOTE=PhatDaty;1805065]Are Corky's ribs better than what you can get up and down Beale St? I could spend a week there just eating the incredible BBQ and going to a different blues club there each evening-great town![/QUOTE]Mom and Pop places are almost always better. I was not impressed by Corky's.

On a different note, I would love to try the place in Memphis where they deep fry the hamburgers in 100 year old grease!

[QUOTE=D Nut;1804984]2 words."CORKY'S RIBS "! I cannot get 100 miles of Memphis and not have a wet slab AND a dry rub.[/QUOTE]Yeah. I hate to say it in the context of the previous conversation but they are finger lickin' goooooood.

Another place, since we're getting readers from all over, is Rudy's down in Austin. It's a gas station that started serving bbq. Still a full service Shell station but damn are they good ribs. Driving from Cincy to Austin. Dinner at Corky's on evening 1 and dinner at Rudy's on evening 2. That's a successful drive.

I wonder if they deliver long distance. I'm thinking some ribs would be just the thing to have in a bucket when we schedule that MMA cage match between Phat and V. We'll get a volunteer from the provider side to play Tina Turner while we all chant "Two men enter. One man leaves". Let them peck at each other for a while and we'll sit outside with some providers watching, eat a little and lick our fingers when we're done. Then we'll start on the ribs. Ya see what I did there? LOL.

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Have a great day.

Dz

If I want to read about men sniffing each others fingers, I could go to that thread. If I want to read about the hottest new provider in town, I go to the escort review section. If I want banter with providers and mongers I come to the Octagon.

[QUOTE=D Nut;1804244]The different threads are to make things easier to find, not to keep one low level pervert from a more mainstream pervert.[/QUOTE]