Strip Club Reports

My buddy was out making the rounds Saturday afternoon. He told me that in the recent past he has scored at all 4 clubs and had much fun. But nor this time.

Allure: 2 customers, one girl. She never even looked up from her phone and totally ignored both guys. And the barmaid was plain ugly. One beer and gone.

Flamingo: Total sausage festival. Front bar packed with dudes, not an empty seat. More guys sitting at tables. NOT ONE DANCER. One beer and out.

The Vue: For the love of God, would someone tell that old fat lady to give it up? She's just plain gross and she's always there. Just her and a methhead. You guessed it, one beer and done.

Lollipops: About a dozen dudes and three girls, all of whom looked decent. But one was so fucked up she could barely talk and she smelled like she shit herself recently. There was a hot brunette with big tits but 2 guys were all over her. Finally there was a hot little redhead. Went private with her and it was like getting a dance from your sister. No friction, no nude, no fun.

My buddy said he started out with 500 in his pocket and went home with 415.00 Total waste of time.

LT.

[QUOTE=ChaseStar;5201347]I hear ya bro. I think we've all run into scenes like that at one time or another (and not just at Brass) and it shouldn't ever be that way. The even more amazing part of that is that often the very same girls who spend all their working time hanging out with some regular who is not spending (or with their faces and fingers glued to their cellphone screens) while potential customers sit across the bar completely ignored, are usually the very same ones who, if you give them half a chance, will bitterly complain to you about how they're not making any money because no one is spending.

In such cases, your only recourse is to be more proactive (well that or simply give up, leave and never come back). If you're tipping them on stage and that's still not enough to get them to at least come around to thank you when the get off stage (and IF they were smart ask if you wanted a private dance), maybe you should have tried saying something to them while you were up there tipping them. It could be something as simple as "why not come see me when you're done on stage so we can talk about possibly doing some VIP". Or, if you were already fed up with their inattention, flash your wad of money as you take out a couple of bills to tip them and say "its a shame none of you girls came over to check with me while I was sitting there as I came here hoping to get some private dances but now I have to go" and then walk out the door.

Not saying that dancer would learn anything from such a "subtle hint", as many will just never get it, but you never know, for others it might slowly sink in.[/QUOTE]I've taken this exact same approach and still do. I always tip well, and I always have at least $$$ on me when I go in. If I am ignored, I usually tell at least one of the girls "thanks for saving me money. Ill try to spend it up the road".

I've also had success on occassion by saying something to the barmaid. They want you to stay and drink. A couple times after I mentioned taking my cash elsewhere the barmaid has sent a girl over.

But usually I just say fuck it and leave.

Stopped by the Vue last night. 2 dancers. Both with there noses in their phones. Still don't understand why these girls are even here. Obviously zero interest in making any sort of cash. The scene in Pasco has definitely reached its lowest point from what I've seen over the last 6 months. Had a couple of drinks and waited a bit to see if it would improve but it didn't. Saw a FB post the other day from Allure offering $100 for a girl to come work if she could get there fast so I didn't even bother stopping there.

[QUOTE=Zillow;5204899]Often with the older regular guys, they'll pay the girls just to sit with them all day long. So, the girls are earning, it's just their bubbly personality and not their ass. You have 2 challenges to overcome, one, the regular has already made his bargain with her to spend his time there with her, so she's not going to alienate him by bailing before he leaves. Two, he comes in almost every day, so she isn't going to risk letting another girl possibly make a good impression on him and steal / share her regular just so she can take the risk that you might be a spender. It's the challenge of dayshift.[/QUOTE]I'm sorry but I just don't buy that.

For one thing, that doesn't explain about the ones who aren't sitting with anyone and just spend the afternoon either with their nose in their phones or bitching about the lack of business with the other dancers.

For another thing, a lot of these girls are the same ones complaining about the guys not spending any money. If those regulars sitting at the bar are paying them so much money that the can't risk stepping away from them for a few minutes then what are they complaining about? And if their complaints are valid that no one is spending money than why can't they step away for a few minutes to try their luck with someone else?

I suppose some of these guys (aka saps) may be paying the girls just to sit with them (because, as we all know, many of these girls are such brilliant conversationalists) but how much could that be per minute? Guys who come in to actually take a girl in the back pay $100 or more for just 15 minutes. I'm sure most of these regulars, who you say see these girls just about every day, would understand if their companion excused herself for a few minutes to at least quickly check with guys sitting alone to see if they wanted a dance and would understand just as well if they came back to them to say "Hey, I've found a live one who wants to pay for a dance. Would you mind if I stepped away for 15 minutes or so and came back to you as soon as I'm done?" I mean, #1 these girls are already stepping away from them for up to 15 minutes at a time when they have to go on stage, so what's the real difference. And #2, I've been in that position myself (not that I've ever paid girls just to sit with me but I have sat with regulars who I was seeing outside the club) and I've always been very understanding when my regular has come back to me like that, asking to be excused so they could briefly go with some other guy who was willing to spend significantly more money than I was paying them. After all, we all understand they're there to make money and need to grab the opportunities to do that whenever they can and, if they're a regular its not like I have any shortage of opportunities to hang with her at other times, so what's the big deal of letting her have her 15-30 minutes with someone else?

Lastly, re fear of losing a regular to another girl, there is certainly some of that which occurs but its not really that big of a problem. These girls know who each others regulars are (and if they don't know are educated quickly). If they do know and still move in, thet risk the other girls ire, so not that it never happens but property lines are usually enforced. Besides like I suggested above, its not like these girls can guard their regulars completely anyway. They go on stage, they sometimes go around the room after their dance thanking guys who tipped them before returning to their stool with their regular, they take bathroom breaks, they leave their little bandana seat covers in place to mark their territory, and if another girl moves in while they were away they make sure the other girl knows what she did just the same way we tell a guy who took our seat when we return to it after briefly stepping away to do our business.

[QUOTE=ChaseStar;5216652]I'm sorry but I just don't buy that.
[/QUOTE]I don't think you are really sorry.

[QUOTE=Boynton;5218335]I don't think you are really sorry.[/QUOTE]Fellow USASGers, my good pal Boynton may not frequent the Pasco clubs like he has in the past but he can certainly tell you guys a thing or two about richer hunting grounds elsewhere. Here are just a few pics he's sent me of a couple of his chicas that he sees regularly for rates well below what we pay around here for ones that aren't halfway as hot. Big B, you are the man.

Btw, I was really sorry because I don't like to contradict fellow mongers who I mostly agree with and are just trying to be helpful by adding their thoughts to the discussion.

[QUOTE=ChaseStar;5218492]Fellow USASGers, my good pal Boynton may not frequent the Pasco clubs like he has in the past but he can certainly tell you guys a thing or two about richer hunting grounds elsewhere. Here are just a few pics he's sent me of a couple of his chicas that he sees regularly for rates well below what we pay around here for ones that aren't halfway as hot. Big B, you are the man.

Btw, I was really sorry because I don't like to contradict fellow mongers who I mostly agree with and are just trying to be helpful by adding their thoughts to the discussion.[/QUOTE]Yep, typically I pay $80 - $100 for a multi hour all lanes open session. Plus the girls I see have all their on teeth.

[QUOTE=Boynton;5218832]Yep, typically I pay $80 - $100 for a multi hour all lanes open session. Plus the girls I see have all their on teeth.[/QUOTE]Where are these girls? Damn sure not in Pasco. If it's Boynton Beach I'm on my way.

[QUOTE=RaysBoltsBucs;5218947]Where are these girls? Damn sure not in Pasco. If it's Boynton Beach I'm on my way.[/QUOTE]Sorry about that, but Costa Rica. Earn dollars in the USA, vacation overseas where p4 p is not illegal. Retire early and move. I used to visit the club scene in Pasco a lot before I retired. I found it to be the best action in central Florida, but CR is only a 3 hour plane trip away.

Chase Star is a long time expert.

There were about 6-7 ladies working night shift. For fans wanting something sweet, Kake was working tonight. Busy with a regular but good to know she is back. Also for fans of toca she is dancing now at brass just not tonight. Wish I could have partaken but my new job forced me to abort my strip club mission.

Stay safe.

[QUOTE=ChaseStar;5218492]Fellow USASGers, my good pal Boynton may not frequent the Pasco clubs like he has in the past but he can certainly tell you guys a thing or two about richer hunting grounds elsewhere. Here are just a few pics he's sent me of a couple of his chicas that he sees regularly for rates well below what we pay around here for ones that aren't halfway as hot. Big B, you are the man.

Btw, I was really sorry because I don't like to contradict fellow mongers who I mostly agree with and are just trying to be helpful by adding their thoughts to the discussion.[/QUOTE]Man those girls are just the way I likem.

[QUOTE=ChaseStar;5218492]Fellow USASGers, my good pal Boynton may not frequent the Pasco clubs like he has in the past but he can certainly tell you guys a thing or two about richer hunting grounds elsewhere. Here are just a few pics he's sent me of a couple of his chicas that he sees regularly for rates well below what we pay around here for ones that aren't halfway as hot. Big B, you are the man.

Btw, I was really sorry because I don't like to contradict fellow mongers who I mostly agree with and are just trying to be helpful by adding their thoughts to the discussion.[/QUOTE]Wondering if you mind sharing any info?

[QUOTE=Dlo1973;5222827]Wondering if you mind sharing any info?[/QUOTE]As Boynton explained in his last post, his chicas nowadays are all down in Costa Rica.

Started at Brass. Got there at 1:30 eight guys and zero girls. Decided to stay for a beer hoping the girls were in the back getting ready. Nope at 2:00 still no girls. Finished my beer and left. I know 2:00 is early, but they open at noon and two hours with no dancers seem a bit much. Next stop Vue. A little better, five girls and two cute ones. One of the cute ones spent all of her time with what I think was the manager and the other one was with a couple of guys the whole time I was there, one beer. Lollipops next. Three girls all looked good. One had this Betty Paige look that was super sexy, but spent all her time with an old guy. I couldn't seem to catch the eye of the other two girls so I left after one beer. At least I saved a bunch of money.

[QUOTE=RaysBoltsBucs;5230427]Started at Brass. Got there at 1:30 eight guys and zero girls. Decided to stay for a beer hoping the girls were in the back getting ready. Nope at 2:00 still no girls. Finished my beer and left. I know 2:00 is early, but they open at noon and two hours with no dancers seem a bit much. Next stop Vue. A little better, five girls and two cute ones. One of the cute ones spent all of her time with what I think was the manager and the other one was with a couple of guys the whole time I was there, one beer. Lollipops next. Three girls all looked good. One had this Betty Paige look that was super sexy, but spent all her time with an old guy. I couldn't seem to catch the eye of the other two girls so I left after one beer. At least I saved a bunch of money.[/QUOTE]I think I know the one you're talking about that's always with the manager. If you can get her away from him there is some fun to be had.